Duke Nukem 3D Speedrun part 1 of 3

[dogkiller07]

@WallSpace Really cause I'm on the iPad . And It and I gotta look for it >_<

[dogkiller07]

0:39. Doesn't he need the blue key card to blow up the building?

[WallSpace]

@dogkiller07 it's a super easy glitch. you just have to insert the key on the back side even if you didn't have one

[VikingFatty]

HOLY SHIT!

[MysterioBerlin]

NFS Nukem XD

[Jawnz0r]

Jesus I can barely keep up!

[dogkiller07]

Uhhhh haters gonna hate!!! Great job man :)

[penguinchip]

No cheating huh?

0:31 is pretty much cheating.

[snemul]

@penguinchip How is that cheating? He's just exploiting a glitch.

[penguinchip]

@snemul Which is cheating? lmao.

[snemul]

@penguinchip The matter is up for debate. In my opinion it's not cheating if you're not using any third-party programs or built-in cheats. I don't classify exploiting a mistake in the game code as a cheat, and neither does SDA. I can see how you think it's cheating, and there is no clear fact to whether it is or not.

[oldmancranky]

HOLY KNOB ROCKETS!

[i00Productions]

This so has to be a TAS

[Satatik667]

What I would like to see is a speedrun that doesn't abuse engine mechanics.

[Mason1729]

@Satatik667 abusing engine mechanics is a part of speedrunning culture whether you like it or not.

[Satatik667]

@Mason1729 I didn't say I didn't like it. I said I would like to see a speedrun with some self imposed rules. That is also part of speedrunning culture whether you like it or not.

[Mason1729]

@Satatik667 I know what self-imposed rules are. but generally, lack of abuse on the mechanics makes for longer, and at times, boring runs i've found. if i want to see people speedrun a level in a proper sense, i'd rather see them get 100% kills/secrets too.

[Satatik667]

@Mason1729 100% kills seems excessive, but a 100% secret speedrun might be pretty cool.

[thebayareapimp]

How is this possible?

[kssael]

Total speedrun time: 27 minutes

Dang, that's how I cleared one level in CoD: MW2! XD

[TheR3q]

DAMN... Ur good!!

[SeruKgoeszomg]

You can't even jump forward a few seconds without missing an entire level, damn!

[Toyman1982]

HOLY FUCK! ROCK ON!!! 

[NicKarnak1987]

@The Fist Marine you did notice how Fernito's name is on every level? It's not stealing if he's crediting the original owner/player and if the original is not copyright protected as long as his image does not appear there is nothing he can do about it if he's been given the credit for it.

[TheFistMarine]

@NicKarnak1987 yes, I did notice Fernito name is on every level but the video is stolen, I mean Fernito69 (the username account) has already uploaded these, he is the owner of them, not zonekid. This is what I meant. People here have been fooled and this is not the official video. Also next time try to include the full name in reply because I didn't get this reply in my inbox (had to search for this video and then I noticed someone made a reply, lol)

[TheROYO11]

hail to the speed king baby :3

[TheFistMarine]

I have seen this video before. Oh yes, you stole from Fernito! Have you ever asked him for permission of uploading this video? Considering that has many views and many comments.

[MrTaliaivo]

BAAAAALLS OF STEEEL!

[Psycholeo100]

einfach nur lol xD

[EricSchwin22]

I went to get a drink out of the fride, and as soon as I came back he's already on Death Row...damn that's fast.

[fafafak6]

iam the only one whos like wtf?

[ULTRAMARIOX]

this is why they have steroids in the game,, so kids dont use speed like this

[Duduvianna3]

So... you have played this game before right?

[Dompropat]

i can't even keep up with this it's literally too fast

[robertxtm]

the fps of the game is horrible.but when duke speaks it is so bad ass!

[MightyWebScorpion]

Duke Nukem: The Minute Man

[Fernito69]

@EGU93 There's no secret jetpack anywhere in E2L4. The only jetpack in the level is near the end of the level.

[fruitmaze]

Wow!

[MakeCashOnlineWithMe]

I like the part where the stuff was moving.

[omarhjawaid]

imagine if this dude put this kind of effort towards curing cancer; itd be done in a week :)

[bhelish]

@omarhjawaid except curing cancer and playing games require completely different skills and the latter being easier than curing anything.

[Whoaman555]

How do you see anything that's going on?

[striker265]

cant wait for DNF

[Turtan4]

@striker265

DNF sucked :/

14 years spent so fucking badly.

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4 you are not a fan... DNF did not suck. tes it could have been better after all this years, BUT it was a OK game. yes it cant be compared to duke 3d, but still.. it wasnt a bad game

[Turtan4]

@gaffelnskje

DNF sucked , you're not a real "fan" if you didn't understand that.

It isn't worth the title.

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4 it didnt suck.. it was OK..  but it coud have been better

[Turtan4]

@gaffelnskje

Oh come on , are you saying it's worth the "Duke nukem title"?

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4 its duke nukem. same humor. same sarcasm and shit.

it deserves 85% of the name atleast

[Turtan4]

@gaffelnskje

If 25% of the game is only gameplay to you , i bet you play cod.

Duke nukem forever's gameplay SUCKS And gameplay means alot to me. And real gamers.

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4 dude.. you are now talking to a guy that is playing the NES before PS3 and xbox.

yes i also play Mw3.. but still duke nukem does not suck,.. but it cant be compared to 3D.. few shooting games can,

a good game for me should have GOOD gameplay. the graphic is just a bonus..

AND DNF were a little dissapointing yes, BUT it does not suck.

i am a real gamer.. trust me.. been playing games since i was 5.. and now i am 25...

[Turtan4]

@gaffelnskje

Let me point out that you play mw3 and think you deserve the title of a "real gamer?"

DNF sucks because it was a disapointment. 14 years , to make that game. Every fucking real gamer was waiting for it with their dicks rock hard , DNF is the reason why some game companys can't make good games , like mw3. It's mw2 but with different maps , weapons , and perks. Everything else is the exact same. That would be called a "DLC" But it's still called a game.

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4 mw3 is fun.. well .. it is practically Mw 2.5, with like you said better weapons. different maps and a little better graphics. but Mw3 doesnt suck either.

but i agree on that DNF should have been better after 14 years.. but than again, remember all the " lets do this" lets stop this.. lets continue this  " it has been aroung wheter releasing it or not .. no wonder.. 3D realms should have made it as a last atempt to save the company.. they made duke 3d

[Turtan4]

@gaffelnskje

And you paid 60$ for that , and expect me to respect your opinions?

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4 u dont need to respect my opinions . you got your own. i say that DNF did not suck.. but it was way different then i would have thought. but well- here mare my plusses and minises + OK graphics"ok" + and OK game play + bloody and humorous + was worth waiting for - to linnear - no life bar - not 8 weapons.. u can just hold 2 at besides.. i know a good game when i see one.. and DNF are OK.. not the best, but OK but there are way better games out there

[Turtan4]

@gaffelnskje

"I know a good game when i see one" -cod player.

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4

is quake 1 a bad game ?

is any of the stalker games bad ?

is quake 2 bad ?

is the first unreal tournament bad ?

is sof 1 bad ?

is star craft bad ?

non of theese games are bad.. theese are all good 

[Turtan4]

@gaffelnskje

One of the stalker games is bad , wich is clearsky made by deepsilver.

Every other stalker game got boring after finishing it , thankfully it has many great mods.

Every fucking unreal tournament game is awesome don't understand why you said "First" If you didn't like any of the UT's you deserve your COD player title , quake , no fucking idea. Star craft sucks compared to real RTS'es like warcraft and dota. SOF , what the fuck is that? I doubt you're 25.

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4

born 29 of july 1986

red alert are is a good game

tiberian sun

doom is a good game.. that changed the FPS forever.. and then came quake and duke nukem.,

star craft 1 and 2 are good games. stalker might get booring,, but they are good ..

quake 3 is good 4 was (it was quake)

sam and max is good.. also day of the tentacle.. it came out in 1992.. well.. now i am just mentioning good games.

and i know much about games.. watch quake 2..

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4 sof is also btw soldier of fortune.. the most violent game when it came out.,

look at a game like quake 1 or 2.. that is games THAT OLDER gamers know about.,

[Turtan4]

@gaffelnskje

I still don't believe that you're 25 , or your intelligence is roughly under average.

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4 you were probobley walking around in dipers when doom was released.

u havent even had about quake.. 1 of the most playd soting games.

nor red alert or soldier of fortune. that telles me that you have not beein playing many games.

i have obviousley playd more games then you..

[Turtan4]

@gaffelnskje

I have played quake , just haven't played it that much.I have played every other game you've mentioned , You may have played more games than i have (Wich i really doubt) but you never really understood half-shit about it.

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4  i know you dont understand.

[Turtan4]

@gaffelnskje

Let's put it in a nutshell.

You're "25". You play and like COD.

You come to internet,and tell people you know about games more than them?

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4 well a lot of guys that are in their 30s and even 40s play cod and bf,

and i say that i know more about games then you .. not all other in generally.. and no my english suck since i am not from england or the US.

so dont even boter critisise that ::P

[Turtan4]

@gaffelnskje

Nor am i , i live in Finland , where we have proper education.

Tho , i think Norway has good education too , but you're just a moron.

You're not 25 and you don't know bats shit about games.

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4  it so happens that i am from norway...

i am 25 even tho you dont belive me.. that is youre choice.. and i know mych about games

end of discussion

[Turtan4]

@gaffelnskje

You play cod , and you say things like that?

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4 1.. got many friends thats is the same age that play both bf and cod.

i even know 3 guys that is over 30 that is playing tho games mentioned aboiwe.

the oldest of them is 42.

and btw, i am just beeing a troll right now :P just wanted to try it out ...

but lets just end this discussion shall we ?

i am gonna be grown up and tell you that i am sorry for calling you names. also i want to applogize for my behavior..

[gaffelnskje]

@Turtan4 you have your opinion on the game and i have mine.. goahead and call me a kid, moron, bunggole ,, or what ever.. but like i said, i want to be grown up and appologize

[Turtan4]

@gaffelnskje

You were being a troll?

I hate when this shit happens.

Don't know whos trolling whom :D

[flamingskull4]

@striker265 what did you think of it? I thought it was alright but it wasn't better than duke nukem 3d but it definatly didnt diserve all of the hate it got.

[xba222]

@striker265 That game sucks ass.

[meatissodumb]

@striker265 was it worth the wait :P

[PrimeScrub]

@meatissodumb traded it in to EB after a week -.-

[meatissodumb]

@PrimeScrub lol

[EricSchwin22]

The Manny Paquiao of Duke Nukem 3D.

[ToxicBarrel]

Duke's body is like bubblegum. He fits into such cramped spaces as those shrinker passages in Toxic Dump (2:15).

[Bonbenito]

i am sure a cheater can t be better O_o

[Mastif666]

FACK i dont know what u are doing! Too fast for me :(

[boobsofdoom]

The only weapon duke needs...Is his foot

[dionycos88]

Ok, the guy is definitely cheating ! I used the very same "trick" for the first leve (thanks by the way !)l, and I couldn't do better than 15sec. The thing is that he is running really, really fast, as if he was using steroid ! Seriously man, how do you run so fast without using cheat codes ??

[dionycos88]

I play on the Xbox 360 version, maybe it is slower than the original PC version.

[YomamasGaming]

@dionycos88 it IS a "speed run" ^.^

[Bonbenito]

@dionycos88

you didnt know how he do so he cheat hahha noob

[dionycos88]

@Bonbenito I'm just wondering how he runs so fast without using steroids. When I play, Duke doesn't move so fast. That's it.

[ThegodisAbraxas]

@dionycos88 de side strafe is OP

[Beather64]

@dionycos88 its like in half life, you run faster if you strafe because two movement vectors are added together: leftspeed + forwardspeed

[dan7edan7e]

@dionycos88 strafe and run close to walls at 45 degrees... same trick does it in Doom

[TheEXpothead]

lol, this game :D man u remember when this came out, how good it wuz then lol

[torm223300]

Damn, these guys got 'Nukem-ed' skills!

[m9yc]

It's not actually a speedrun - he started every level separately but anyway cool

[krebakabezas]

3d REALMS: OMG do you see that?

[afrothundah87]

I blinked. Shit.

[freddy692000]

at some points i cant understand wtf is he doing les say at 1-3 when h jumps and crouchs and gets in the small tunnel when u need to be shrinked ,how he did that?

[jamends1220]

You can't speed run the first level like that on the XBLA version can you? Fastest i have seen on the leaderboards is like 19 seconds but that's by getting the steroids through the window then jumping across.

[bioburn]

dude i have no idea wtf is going on here

[halfmumi]

level 1 = 0:09 => WTF??? 0_o

[AUSNick87]

omfg... the first 9 seconds blew my mind... took me forever to do that as a kid

[JohnCPaulsen]

This guy must have gone to the gaming school of Herpy Derp Universiderp. :P

[MyUnderSlungLink]

How the fuck can you even see what your doing??? Its going sooo fast! But Sick!

[Rwaaaaar]

If they would of sent Duke Nukem for the war on terroism, the war would of ended on 9-12.

[TheKrazyKat89]

That was absolutely amazing.

[Nintendo4Point0]

WTF!!!!!!

[Ozymandius666]

Thinking that this took roughly 25 or so minutes make me think, thats probably how long it would actually take Duke to save the world from all this crap.

[imbluedaba21]

DAMN

[luqeto]

oh come on, you can't be human!

wow.

[44Bigs]

Impressive!

[Drugsanddragonslul]

i very like levels in duke nukem from demos, they realy fantastic

[Drugsanddragonslul]

wow

[Oldenheimer1913]

What happened? I blinked and missed four levels.

[Rachman1337]

Babes, bullets, bombs. Man I love this job.

[Markerer]

@Rachman1337 You forgot "Steroids".

[DragonClaw6000]

Calm down...

[MrDopeKeen]

Ok, 2:16, got it. Game bug. But how the hell do you get that teleport in 2:31?

[MrDopeKeen]

How does he do to go through the vent without getting shrunk first in 2:16?!! That's gotta be cheating.

[xMrDavid2112x]

i went to turn off my light and when i came back you had already done the first level lol

[EndNoble]

Lol what the fuck am I watching?

[TheRightToSpeak]

Dude.. SICK!

[mastertochi101]

what is this game lol?

[joenook]

@mastertochi101

GET THAT CRAP OUTTA HERE.

[mastertochi101]

@joenook man fuck you its a free god dam country and i can ask w/e the fk i want you bitch ass mother fucker

[joenook]

@mastertochi101

Clever.

[TheNekrokingProject]

Oh and not only that on level 5 at 2:49 ...... YOU JUMP ON BOTH ENEMIES!!! omg lol I quit Duke Nukem I suck now

[TheNekrokingProject]

HOLY SHIT! youre going so fast that my head is spinning lol

[fxgamer0809]

I CANT SE A SHIT!

[1993gtx]

Duke Nukem on steroids... lol.

[bunnykill18]

Great video, nice old game.

[ThrilloVanHouten]

I admire the fact that this guy made it through DN3D so fast, but the classic "diagonal wall running" exploit makes this less enjoyable to watch :-/ .

But that's the whole point of the video, I guess.

[Gears44]

@ThrilloVanHouten I tried looking up this exploit but I couldn't find anything. Was it suppose to make him run faster?

[bbenjoe]

2:16 - ok, how the heck you fit in there without becoming small from that beam???

[i8246i]

@bbenjoe

Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on the whole "not cheating" thing there. Up until then you were very convincing but ...no

You cheated, speedrun invalidated.

[publicimation]

@i8246i shit just got real man, try hard enough to recreate this on a vanilla duke install and you'll be able to do exactly the same

[publicimation]

@bbenjoe glitch

[Ikas90]

what difficulty you doing it on?

[Zdenda1990]

2:50 San Andreas :-D

[StarvedHaddock]

Surely Duke doesnt just run past his enemiees!!?, he rips off their heads and shits down their necks... 1 at a time, nice n slow. Thats how it shud b done

[TheShame311]

amazing

[Grevener]

good lord man, u made this game look like ur bi*ch. Way to go!

[Xecutionner2K]

.... seriously, i dont know if its you playing, but you are OMFG SICK.

[l33tAndrew]

Well Done!

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

i dont understand how people can do this

[DerMetzgermeisterF]

I'm always 10 minutes after PAR time :p

[ThePlacidVirus]

Oh he definitely cheated... there's no way tog et into those mouse holes unless you use the thing to go small...

[TheSaiyanKing]

@ThePlacidVirus if you crouch, you can

[LMTR14]

@ThePlacidVirus you're right

[ProfessorSmirnoff]

@ThePlacidVirus Wrong. If you jump and hold forward and crouch you will get through it.

[ThePlacidVirus]

@ProfessorSmirnoff No, I definitely tried EVERY thing to get into it. You're wrong.

[ProfessorSmirnoff]

@ThePlacidVirus well i pulled it off so, null.

[ThePlacidVirus]

@ProfessorSmirnoff Ermm... null means 0 in German. If you were looking for "no" it's nein.

[ProfessorSmirnoff]

@ThePlacidVirus Oh mister grammar police in English it means without value or consequence, meaning your statement, meaning go f%$k yourself.

[ThePlacidVirus]

@ProfessorSmirnoff No... it does not. It means no value in Math, yes. But no, it doesn't have anything to do with consequence.

[ProfessorSmirnoff]

@ThePlacidVirus having an argument over the internet is dumb but to prove a point...

–adjective- without value, effect, consequence, or significance.

being or amounting to nothing; nil; lacking; nonexistent.

-of measure zero- being or amounting to zero.

-noun- Electronics . a point of minimum signal reception, as on a radio direction finder or other electronic meter.

-verb -to cancel; make null.

-Idiom- null and void, without legal force or effect; not valid: This contract is null and void.

[ThePlacidVirus]

@ProfessorSmirnoff No. You're wrong. Go to google and do define:null. Game, set, match.

[1N73RC3P7OR]

this is soo fast i cant understand what you are doing lol. i realy like how he says eat shit and die at 1:40

[XXXtremeMuthafucka98]

5:58 ''Who wants some?''

[BOOM] ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!''

[unrealal]

damn, this is insanely gast ;p respect for those people doing this :)

[SolidSteelTusk]

Holy crap! fast!

[Iomegadrive1]

I hate speed runes like this though. Activation switches through walls is not how the game should be played. I want to see someone do a speed run the way it should be played.

[BlueStar72]

Oddly enough, the speedruns on the 360 XBLA are FASTER. But I suppose the new rewind-time tool on there is psedu-Tool-Assistance... This is obviously done maunually, which I respect.

[blah227]

Always bet on Duke.

[TheChirpingAssholes]

Watching this video gave me an instant erection.

[rocketpump]

8:06 since when are there explosions at that part and even still what the fuck

[AltarOfTriumph]

Duke forever!!!

[DemolitionJesus]

Jesus christ thats fucking amazing!!!

[miciso666]

5:53 i go medieval on ur asses!

[TheCarrShow]

omg this is unreal these points ive never seen anything like:

0:11

0:59 never got through that before

all of E1L3

2:49 MARIO

6:28 lol

[HeliosExeunt]

@siembek

There's a way to toggle running in the game. For absolutely insane speed, try eating some Steroids while running.

[FoogieX10]

These game are so classic. Games today aint got shit on what these was did.