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  • my biggset fail is walking in school with my dick halfway out

  • Number 3 was Chuck Norris

  • I should really give you an aimbot MOAB denied video.

  • My biggest fail was when i waisted my time posting youtube comments. . .

  • Lol. at concussion

    

  • my biggest fail was to go on the girl bathroom on a mall and scream while i took a shit

  • XD 3 hitmarkers

    

  • OMG 1:05

  • OMG Number 8

  • My biggest fail was in Infecet i had 23 one behind the other and then i died thoug i could lay sliced and then died beacause of my brother just when i was 23 kills was on youtube

  • My biggest fail was when I tried to jump my bike and got flipped off it and busted my lip then right after I ran in to a bush

  • #8 has happened to me twice...

  • i had fail... scar-l and model 1887... both out of ammo, 2 reloads, no hit marks, no knife... 2 minutes gone, and i finally hit him with shotgun shell... out of ammo after tho..........shameful

  • and this is why i play BF3

  • No 7 is Spawn Protection just throw a knife

  • This is more fails of the game rather than fails of the players.....all the more reason MW3 totally screwed up lots of things.

  • nr 7 isnt a fail, IW patched MW3 with a spawn protection. that happens everytime i play domination on that map...

  • lol i was like OMG all the way through the video lol

  • my biggest fail was not going out always staying in my room and after 2 years getting anxiety disorder which i have now had for 3 years =] (no joke i do have anxiety disorder) but i'm over coming it now =] wish me luck

  • my biggest fail was deleting my progams

  • My biggest fail was shitting my pants while masturbating and my mom came in and she finished for me ._.

  • mom caught me masturbating to a picture of her mom

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  • my biggest fail was not watching this video until now

  • No. 8 happened to me with 4 out of my 6 MOAB's

  • My biggest fail was getting a boner at a funeral as I had to get up and speak. Everyone saw...

  • i had the same thing with MrYilmaz847

    

  • apperently the grenade felt it needed to have a day off.

  • let my 4 year old brother play mw3 becose he made 0 kills 27 deaths

  • I feel bad for the guy below me for being inbred

  • my biggest fail was watching sexy and I know it when my mother came in.. then switched to porn....

  • that was an emp not a concussion

  • All this ain't fails it just proves mw3 sucks balls

  • going to my mom roo and see a dido

  • MY biggest fail was being born

  • my biggest fail was buying this stupid broken game

  • my biggist fail was writing an arrow to the knee joke.

  • My biggest fail was, fainting in the city hall gardens, and waking up to find my 'friend' tee-bagging me......

  • he said the quin shot in black ops haha nice screw up Anoj this is MW3 not Black Ops

  • my biggest fail was getting ran over by a parked car ikr wtf

  • My biggest fail was to buy Black Ops...

  • My biggest fail was when I was 5. I wanted a girl to have sex with me. So I showed her my cock. She just ran off and told the teacher who found me with my trousers down

  • @omarmanutd lol wtf wen u wer 5 lol lol

  • I tried playing cod in real life and cut my foot off (1600mp)

  • Number 4 was actually an EMP grenade

  • my biggest fail was trying to clear a wall in skinny jeans, did a front flip and ouch the injuries were bad

  • my fail was tripping on flat ground

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  • . i have 1560 subs im starting my channel over. but i wanted to start over but check out my channel and vids and tell me what you think thanks =)

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  • When I'm alone, I like to fill the bathtub with butter and pretend I'm a piece of toast.

  • okay for those who don't know, when you spawn in mw3, your invincible to explosives for a short period of time. So stop nominating the explosive fails in these top 10. Ignorant fucks.

  • Anoj your biggest fail was calling a EMP grenade a concussion grenade :P

    

  • My biggest fail was not buying quality condoms

  • My biggest fail was drinking 2 bottles of wine while working. I'm a windowcleaner and work on ladders

  • biggest fail was flipping my friend off in school and the principle was behind me

  • my biggest fail i was skating i did a kick flip but failed n threw the board n it came bck n hit me in the nose

  • 1:38 i hate blast sheild

  • I married a banana 

  • i shit myself in a exam

  • osperey gunner and killed myself wit the care package and the enemy took it all

  • 24 kills one more to a M.O.A.B, ran straight into a claymore

  • @TheIKAgamerz ikr

  • My biggest fail was when i was sat in the corner pretending to be a Seananner (Banana) as you do, and King Kong walking past and eating you alive! :O (1600MicrosoftPoints) XBL " Viral TrigaZz "

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  • That's y u should use impact

  • i woulder why its called a throwing knife now it looks like a kitchen knife

  • 2:45 wasnt that an emp grenade just wanna make sure so i can pwn someone with it later

  • My biggest fail was buying this horrible game.

  • my biggest fail was when i mastubarte en my mother came into my room...

  • @MrYilmaz847 that whens u have nothing else to lose to u look her in the eye and FINSIH

  • i shot a paintball gun and it hit them writein the balls

  • When i was little i fell through a hole in a chair when i sat down

  • took an arrow to the knee...not even joking...

  • my painball gun shot me in the face

  • Biggest recent fail?

    I fell off the bus at my college a couple of weeks ago :/

  • Biggest Fail? Pfft, I dont fail

    [trollface]

  • it is not my fail but the fail from my arts teacher i had to make an collage and when the class ended i only got my name one the paper and i went up to her and said where should it put This is the reply: OH PUT IT OVER THERE AND DON'T FORGET PUT WRITE DOWN YOURE NAME OMG:O

  • my biggest fail ever is masturbating right now

  • my fail was a mp7 and a group of five enemies and they all stuck me with semtexs

  • Throwing Samtex/frags on dome when starting a game will always be a hit marker within the first 10seconds because u just started the damn game >.>

  • I also thrown a spawn semtex on dome, and sticked to a victim, and i get hitmarker.

  • My biggest fail was buying mw3 for xbox when i have a ps3

  • wtf sup with all those fails from the multi player...so many glitches man...but gotta give it up to care package drop XD

  • Biggest Fail 4 me ? .... Buying MW3

  • @4cmd I know what you mean.

  • I know it is over but when I was five I was on the treadmill and my step-dad told me to get off so instead of turning it off I put it on full speed. I was thrown against the wall and my head put a crack in the wall and I was slid under the treadmill and it scraped up my body and face till I had 3rd degree burns and scars all over. You think that fail goes to me right? No, it was actually my step-dads epic fail because I was SCREAMING DO SOMETHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! but he just punished me.

  • my biggest fail was when i was playing paintball i got shot 200 times from running in the open

  • tried to knife someone 12x times and he ended up killing me :(

  • my biggest fail was playing dodge ball in my school and getting a quad. So I screamed "QQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAA­AADDDDDDDDDD KKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then the gym coach yelled at me. :/

  • tryd knifing 2 times and that didnt work so i tried shooting and i missed so then he heard me then he knifed me (20$ PSN)

  • Number 9 isnt a fail from the player, its a fail from the game itself. That guy did like two headshots with his sniper and the guy didn't even died.

  • Grenade with no killer instinct = lots of guys with blast shield :(

  • I came inside . . . 

  • biggest fail was going to change a flat but put the jack under my shocks and had to get it towed!

  • My biggest fail was having kids

  • my biggest fail was when i wasted 3 full clips with a sniper riffle and then got killed without getting a kill

  • my fail was when i did the the best shot in the world but got a hit marker

    fail

  • I feel bad for the number one spot guy...D=

  • lets just i was leaning on my granfathers front dorr and he opened the with hot soup that cwme straght out of th micrwave and my i feel backwards in the soup... and i microsoft point and gamer atg is: DailyGrindSk8er

  • @CUDIboy9 learn english

  • Just got the Moab on dome running to safe position to set it off call it get knife in the back and game ended RAGE QUIT

  • 4 Isn't a concussion it's a EMP grenade. And oh yeah, they're dangerous.

  • I was playing infected at seatown, I was the only one survivior and only 5 seconds left, wanted the final kill with style so I did jump from the bridge the connects the house with the other building. Imagine what that little jump wasn't a final kill, it was a final suiside kill -.-

  • Um well i turned my tv on twilight was on the channel it was left wtf

  • I once got killed by my own javalin after missing chopper than respawning and gettinng killed by my own martydom.

    I hated that day -.-

  • you all fails

  • MW3 semtexes is like potatoes, they only kill when they're in the mood

  • i meant blast shield

  • 7= dead mans hand

  • I was killed by a falling care package. Called in by a teammate.

  • Well I don't know my biggest fail in life, but one fail I've had was going to see Skyline.

  • #4 was an emp grenade

  • i dont understand what is wrong with the 2nd place, i mean, i knife doesnt kill stabbing the arm. :)

  • swear that was EMP? not concusion

  • all those video is me playing...and after they tell me im noob...IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU FUcKER!!!!

  • 9 he is shooting on the head and he not going die

  • 1:08 Happend to me so much times -___-

  • What is a MOAB and how do you get it?

  • @LuisG4 moab is a nuclear missile that you can get by scoring 24 killstreak..it kills everyone on the map execp you and your team..

  • My #1 fail was... getting... married... twice...

  • @playerhatrz WOW you are dumb

  • @playerhatrz I see....what you did there XD

  • The #1 fail was the #1 reason why call of duty sucks. If it wasn't for getting "hit markers" then call of duty would be great

  • ha, dont you just hate it when that happens

    not that it ever does to me :/ check out our brand new channel for more call of duty videos!

  • i got a moab in infected and died turns out i killed all infected including myself

  • the biggest fail in life for me was you not giving me MS points

  • i was walking a cross the park and thought i could jump a giant metal sled and instead cut my legs open and did 3 front flips before landing with my face in the snow

  • Everyone commenting should put "misinterpreting Anoj in the beginning" as their biggest fail, because that is actual REAL LIFE. Not MW3 guys....

  • i was playing search in dome and i was fooling around jumping and no scoping and got a jump no-scope headshot through the wall. and in search in fallen and i got an ace with 3 quick scopes

  • i was one kill away from my nuke but then me xbox randomly turned off

    WTF

  • I threw a throwing knife straight up in the air after i was killed 4x so i had juiced on, and i ran right into my throwing knife as it was coming down. -___-

  • @LandonSugarDrums did it land on your knee?

  • @LandonSugarDrums You know you can't kill yourself with your own throwing knife.

  • @LandonSugarDrums That doesn't kill you. At least not in MW2.

  • I all so died GAME OVER

  • Played on zombies first time with mates they told me to play catch with a grenade back fire on them got 5 kills in a row and they died HA

  • Getting a MOAB in team deffender "was my first ever" then been emp'ed which got rid of it D=

  • Actually The number 4 is an EMP grenade not a concussion

  • Number 8 happens when u first start a game u hav a extra layer of health

  • I ounce 360 no scoped someone with a ping pong ball then I said "Get pooped on"

    How you do this is put the ping pong ball in your hand, the ball is rusting on top of your pointer finger. Then, you press down with your thumb so it will fly 15 - 20ft in front of you.

  • I once was at a birthday, and I wanted to shake some hands with people, but then there was this handicapt lady, and she couldnt move her hands and I tried to shake her hands...

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  • i got throwing knifed by my friend 3 times that lagged out and joined back on the other team!!!

  • I killed a guy with just a flashbang once.

  • @doctorwho907 i got raped by a flashbang once LOL!!!

  • Number 10 happened to me!

  • number two happened to me in mw2 across the map and i got a hitmark

  • Find the N

    A N A

    Congratulations!

  • ha battlefield 3 is better that game is garage, hardcore only regular shit is for kids

  • @TheLoonGoon graphics much?

  • @TheLoonGoon that game is garage?

  • when i type in "battlefield 3 epic", it recommends "epic moments". when i search "call of duty modern warfare 3", it recommends "epic fails". YouTube knows which game is better.

  • I was capturing a flag on Domination, and it exploded right before I captured it.

  • when i broke my leg playing soccer >:(

  • i pooped and forgot to wipe.....is that a fail?

  • my kids

  • Top 10 Riot ricochet ?

  • uhhmmm well running into a closed door after i just closed it

  • my first across the map throwing knife on interchange and it hit a juggernaut so i got a hit marker then an assist.

  • 1 kill away from my first moab so i planted a claymore saw a guy went to drop shot him (i was sniping) and i quickscoped my claymore and killed myself.

  • missing a 9 man pred lol

  • M.O.A.B. fail

  • 211 people have been failing like this

  • One time I aimed at 5 guys on the enemy team with a Javelin and fired it, then the rocket hit a lightpost and killed me >.>

  • i missed spelled the word ''the" on an essay

  • @MrBro1217

    How did you manage that?

  • #4 wasnt a cuncussion it was a EMP grenade!

  • to anoj. my biggest fail ever was i was riding my bike and tried to do a backspring i landed on my face and started crying. my mom ran down the porch steps and called 911. after they said i wood only need a few sticthes i got sticthes in my lip left jaw side and under my eye total=27stiches