Dan, thanks for all the support! You must know everybody in the world. Please check out my latest work, Mothra Stewart. Nothing better than getting wild, nothing better than getting down and silly. Bill Frenzer
What are the lyrics? Nom nom nommy nom nom nom nommy nom I'm happy now? I do not understand. What is the meaning? What is the author trying to convey? My feels. Why cheese sings.
When I eventually finished laughing, I did you back and reread that passage, playing this on a loop. I think it should be the official background music for the entire series of audiobooks and the movies. It is just such and indescribably huge improvement for the books!
This vid was AWESOME...i never even read twilight, but dan is uber funny. i watched this like six times...wait, did anyone show up from anything other than sparknotes?
When you called this somber and thoughtful, I think it is safe to say that I was not the only one who came here expecting something very un-thoughtful and un-somber. But this? You send me here? I trusted you. I dutifully took out my copy of BD and flipped to chapter seven, clicking on this link and reading as I prepared my dinner. Now I have pasta sauce all over my new shirt!
Dan-o, I must say that you NEVER fail to surprise.
I was deeply disturbed today. No, I did not look through my father's computer's web history, or walk in on my sister and her boyfriend. This is much worse. I was reading Blogging Breaking Dawn, and got led to a video called "I'm Happy Now". I'm very scarred. Any way to help?
this is clearly the perfect song to accompany such a dramatic Bella/Edward scene. Dan Bergstein ftw!! ( for the win. i learned recently that thats not the only thing ftw stands for...)
Thank you, Dan Bergstein for this....wonderfully depressing number. When I read your Blogging Twilight posts, I'll listen to this. LIKE THIS IF YOU HAD DAN LEAD YOU.
Meanwhile, the poor people who are going to check this video out after us are going to be completely confused by these comments. To those people- check out Sparknotes!
Dan, thanks for all the support! You must know everybody in the world. Please check out my latest work, Mothra Stewart. Nothing better than getting wild, nothing better than getting down and silly. Bill Frenzer
Berodenon 6 days ago
Watched this video and I'm happy now... I can't stop laughing!
HydroDiver03 1 week ago
What are the lyrics? Nom nom nommy nom nom nom nommy nom I'm happy now? I do not understand. What is the meaning? What is the author trying to convey? My feels. Why cheese sings.
fidledoo 1 week ago
GENIUS!!!!!
mully2point0 3 weeks ago
How's about my latest video warning to humanity: Mothra Stewart. Where's my proof reader?
Berodenon 1 month ago
Hey kids, enjoy my latest video waring to humanity: Mothra Stewart,
Berodenon 1 month ago
Dan!
pathvain1 1 month ago
Dan!
pathvain1 1 month ago
This is Classic!!
BlueCaliLove 1 month ago
this video makes me go BOOM BOOM in my BUTT BUTT.
birdtooth 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
So.
That happened.
TiberiusCelsus1 2 months ago
I.....What just happened??
Nelliellie 2 months ago
Who is Dan?
casestudyification 3 months ago
Dan, you have made my life.
EmoWishinStar 4 months ago
Dear Dan,
this is hilarious,
you are my life now
~a faithful reader
Claryce16 4 months ago 2
Ahahaha Dan Bergstein brought me here <3 xD
THEexterminizer03 4 months ago 2
Oh Dan.
This fits the scene better than Yakety Sax fit the running scene in New Moon.
asporkthief 5 months ago 3
Wow Dan, just...wow. You know, when the song started playing, I actually keeled over laughing.
myunchama 5 months ago
LOL DAN IM DYING.
swimchic22196 5 months ago
I KNEW IT. You LIED to us, Dan. For shame.
MarsRepepsi 5 months ago
DAN OH MY GOD. I should have known.
MaccaGirl90 6 months ago
oh my gosh dan :D bahahahahahaha.... the sad part about this is that we all should have been able to see this coming hahahahaha
Craftypanthy67 7 months ago
SPREADING THE DAN
wingsofhope2 7 months ago 5
apparently we're all here because of Dan. Yay, Dan!
cherrygirl016 8 months ago 3
Brilliant, Dan. Just brilliant.
tsvate 8 months ago
Perfect song to cheer that preggo Bella right up!
jfigueroa95 8 months ago
I love Dan.
fairycakes566 8 months ago
PS Who the hell is Dan? I'm here cuz someone linked it on the farfromsubtle stream the other night lol
yeismeload 9 months ago
@yeismeload he does 'Blogging Breaking Dawn' and all the other twilights. He linked us here in one of his posts.
alowther15 8 months ago
@alowther15 He is clearly a man of refined musical tastes :)
yeismeload 8 months ago
My brain is bleeding.
yeismeload 9 months ago
Love the song...just having trouble remembering the title
phatjaxx1 9 months ago
Bill's been getting too caffeinated at the Beachwood Cafe.
MrJimddddd 9 months ago
Nuk nuk nuk!
MrJimddddd 9 months ago
Those cats are the staff of Van Nuys Pet Smart - cruelty to employees... poor little pussies...
DutchWeismann 9 months ago
creeaaapy
pashweetie 10 months ago
DAN. You're so silly (:
cHeryljwanG 10 months ago 5
Dan Bergstein also linked me to this.
tsvate 11 months ago 8
lol, Dan
ssparrow331 11 months ago 5
Dan.
Marry.Me.
Take me to Isle Esme and we'll write a book about Where-rhinos.
smoothcrymynuhl 11 months ago 8
this song envokes much sadness in me, Dan. How somberesqu it is. I think I'll cry.
Celestialmoonfire 11 months ago 7
Dan, are you happy now?
PimpPassion 11 months ago 6
Haha, Dan Bergstein, you make my life complete
imamormongirl333 1 year ago 6
Dan...I hate you right now!
PyshcoCuckooBird 1 year ago 2
this beats the pants off of the Angel song!
TheSarahanne7 1 year ago 2
XD I love how pretty much every comment includes Dan... Especially since he's the reason I'm here too... XD
supernova1713 1 year ago 6
If Dan ran for president, I would vote for him.
arrowfeather1 1 year ago 7
haha, beats the first video for this scene, thanks be for Dan
tjreadsalot7 1 year ago
Is it odd that this guy reminds me of my history teacher?
Thanks, Dan, for scarring me for life....
ClarinetOfAwsomenes 1 year ago
Ive had this video stuck in my head for months. Plus, I keep randomly posting it on peoples Facebook walls :)
ItsMeatwadUnplugged 1 year ago
this definitely makes the emotional scene so much better. thanks dan:D
soccerxgirl38 1 year ago 3
I wanna know...
how did Dan, God of All Things Awesome find this?
not that this isn't awesome.
but shouldn't Dan be out somewhere, flexing his calf muscles?
strawberrytybalt 1 year ago 12
Oh Dan....
Marshmally823 1 year ago 6
Dan. You're amazing.
saskatoonsistars 1 year ago 7
HAHA, Dan... this made my night even more awesome than reading your Breaking Dawn blog!
MaccaGirl90 1 year ago 8
This video was so ridiculous that I wanted to stop watching, but I couldn't stop watching it so I decided not to close it XD
BearWithGlasses 1 year ago
Oh Dan oh Dan oh Dan!
When I eventually finished laughing, I did you back and reread that passage, playing this on a loop. I think it should be the official background music for the entire series of audiobooks and the movies. It is just such and indescribably huge improvement for the books!
DragonSporks 1 year ago 5
we love you dan... this is the best somber, thoughtful number ever
maximumriderules27 1 year ago 6
wow dan, wow
LadyC43 1 year ago 4
I'm pretty sure that at least 10,000 of those views were because of Dan. lmao,
denishjaswal 1 year ago 118
@denishjaswal Actually, word of Youtube (read: word of god) is 6,197.
TiberiusCelsus1 7 months ago
Dan Bergstein is my hero :)
helllomaddy 1 year ago 11
Oh, Dan.
iScreamlovr 1 year ago 7
Oh Dan... yes, this brought me to tears, it was so somber.
I LOVE YOU XD
piglatin123 1 year ago 9
This is brilliant.
garystockdale 1 year ago
Why does this not have more views?!
ItsMeatwadUnplugged 1 year ago
Dan, I'll have you for this. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Kidding!
Magicmystery101 1 year ago 4
great dan, you had me fooled into thinking this link was gonna be something..... Enya-esque
luna4ever36 1 year ago 3
Somber indeed ....Dan
honeybee92x 1 year ago 2
LOL well thanks for that dan :P
merjmg 1 year ago 2
LOL why does dan even have this song?!
like this if you're here for dan! :D
niv8D 1 year ago 8
Don't you love that the first suggestion is Sarah McLachlan's Angel =)
emmahouli 1 year ago 19
@emmahouli How did they know!!! LOL
Titanica167 1 year ago
This vid was AWESOME...i never even read twilight, but dan is uber funny. i watched this like six times...wait, did anyone show up from anything other than sparknotes?
regukatu 1 year ago 4
This vid was AWESOME...i never even read twilight, but dan is uber funny. i watched this like six times.
regukatu 1 year ago 3
haha, very funny dan
puppyluveromg 1 year ago 3
Haha! I love Dan! :)
thebestpeopleare 1 year ago 3
I read the part about Bella and her e-vamp baby at this point and almost cried, I laughed so hard.
Thank God I wasn't eating!
Unfortunately, woke up the neighbors and made their dog start barking...
TeyaYashitoda 1 year ago 5
LOL DAN!
I should have known something was up when he didn't specify the name...
ThereforeImSarah 1 year ago 5
DAN WAS RIGHT!
This goes amazingly with Bella's OMFGI'MPREGNANT moment.
fRaNkIeRoIsLoVe222 1 year ago 7
Dan, you deceived me!
But I have to admit, it's funny XD
BloodyFantasyXIII 1 year ago 2
Dan,
When you called this somber and thoughtful, I think it is safe to say that I was not the only one who came here expecting something very un-thoughtful and un-somber. But this? You send me here? I trusted you. I dutifully took out my copy of BD and flipped to chapter seven, clicking on this link and reading as I prepared my dinner. Now I have pasta sauce all over my new shirt!
Dan-o, I must say that you NEVER fail to surprise.
With slightly Quill/Claire-ish adoration,
EMCTB
EMCTB 1 year ago 12
i just choked on my food and sent it splattering everywhere on my computer screen through a coughing fit of terror. I hate you Dan Bergstein
xkoalakingx 1 year ago 9
DAN IS SIMPLY THE BEST PERSON ALIVE!!!!!!!
I will now be heading back to sparknotes to read his blog =]
ElephantLove 1 year ago 11
This video scared the crap... out of my dogs.....
TheGothamGirls 1 year ago 4
I am actually peeing myself right now.
Thanks Dan!
:)
KrazieCatie 1 year ago 7
oh yes, very somber Dan.
MCRxOWNSxYOURxSOUL 1 year ago 165
o_e what the fuck did i just watch?XD
JacksonJackRippner 1 year ago 4
I am speechless. I can't tell if I enjoyed it, or if it was irritating. I guess it was interesting. I'm still reeling in shock.
I'll let ya'll know.
BubblyPudding 1 year ago 4
DAN BERGSTEIN, I SHAN'T SLEEP FOR SEVERAL WEEKS, DUE TO LAUGHTER AND TERROR.
IloveCopicmarkers 1 year ago 13
Dan, you the man! How did you make this?
JoelFrenzer1 1 year ago 5
Dear Auntie Sparknotes,
I was deeply disturbed today. No, I did not look through my father's computer's web history, or walk in on my sister and her boyfriend. This is much worse. I was reading Blogging Breaking Dawn, and got led to a video called "I'm Happy Now". I'm very scarred. Any way to help?
--Not Happy Now
Dear "Not Happy"--
THERE IS NO CURE FROM BERGSTEINITIS.
Love, Auntie Sparknotes.
chowdermo22 1 year ago 10
@chowdermo22 bahahahahahahahaha that is hilarious :D
Craftypanthy67 7 months ago
what the fuck did i just watch?
gibson82650 1 year ago 4
this is clearly the perfect song to accompany such a dramatic Bella/Edward scene. Dan Bergstein ftw!! ( for the win. i learned recently that thats not the only thing ftw stands for...)
averypottergirl 1 year ago 12
and all i did was look up the book i did not read for school...
PyshcoCuckooBird 1 year ago 2
thanx dan. thnx alot. =)
twixxx0 1 year ago
FUCK YOU, DAN.
fuck you in the pants.
this man is fucking insane.
cecisota12 1 year ago
this was both deeply disturbing and hilarious at the same time. like Rejected.
sexyshoes99 1 year ago
Having a Dan-gasm. Like this if you are as well.
gottalovemm77 1 year ago 8
I seriously think I will have nightmares because of this--thank you, Dan
TarielVanari 1 year ago 6
wow this is great :) i love dan :)
fishey022 1 year ago 3
ohhhh no. Thanks dan.
JJrocks4 1 year ago 5
Dan.....oh you.
twixbaby55o 1 year ago 3
Dan. I hate you and love you all at the same time.
warriorgirlginny 1 year ago 4
i think i was just brainwashed by this video....
doglovr721 1 year ago 3
I firmly believe that Dan should recreate this when he finishes the twilight series. :)
zwoodsie 1 year ago 5
Dan. Wow. Just... wow. Thanks a lot. I'm probably going to never sleep again.
WeAreAirborne 1 year ago 6
lol wow...this is exactly sumthing Dan would do :)
Puddingisdabest 1 year ago 5
Wow. I'm creeped out now.
Thanks, Dan.
MCGleason123 1 year ago 4
Oglio must really be wondering who this Dan Bergstein character is ;)
marlvova 1 year ago 2
Oh, Dan...
cielocrimisi 1 year ago 4
OH GOD, it hurts so good! Thank you Dan? PAH. IT BURNS!!!
fickleparoxysm 1 year ago 3
lol this is so ridiculous yet fits breaking dawn so well.
princesspjs 1 year ago 2
Dan Bergstein, you made my day.
Aravis17 1 year ago 3
Dan. Why?
lyflorida 1 year ago 3
HAHAHAHA DAnnnn!
PsychedelicOverdrive 1 year ago 2
Dan, you're are so quality sometimes it hurts.
xxxjennyxpennyxxx 1 year ago 2
LMAO Dan bergstein is too much awesomesauce!!!!
imsoooofunny 1 year ago 2
Dan...why did you do this to me...? xD
WinterBlossom 1 year ago 2
Dan :D
LaLaPx33 1 year ago 2
Hahaha XXD Oh Dan...
killerwhalepizza 1 year ago
WTH???
Dan, you may need to talk to Auntie and get some help...
Otherwise, you sir, are amazing.
abandgeeknamedfadgen 1 year ago 2
Thank you, Dan Bergstein for this....wonderfully depressing number. When I read your Blogging Twilight posts, I'll listen to this. LIKE THIS IF YOU HAD DAN LEAD YOU.
chowdermo22 1 year ago 9
this video suck
lolmanmrcool 1 year ago
Dan!
midnightmagic133 1 year ago 2
HA! we're all here because of Dan :)
CastralFire 1 year ago 4
Dan...This is a bit disturbing. XD
ForeignBelle14 1 year ago 4
"or this somber, thoughtful number"
Ohh Dan, NOT what I was expecting at all.. what is this?!
Flipflopsandsocks99 1 year ago 6
OMG TALKING CHEESE!!! :D
Dan, you are awesome
gabyg1594 1 year ago 2
THIS IS GREAT DAN...Xd
RuSZie576 1 year ago 4
lol dan this is HILARIOUS.
beautyfromagony 1 year ago 2
DAN BERGSTEIN FTW
kcrystalle 1 year ago 4
wow, Dan. this made my day.
DawnofWednesday 1 year ago 3
This song is so very touching Dan...I think it describes the tone of Breaking Crap - I mean Dawn very well.
CheckeredRedHearts 1 year ago 5
Yay Dan!! :D
Dan... you are awesome.
nobita680 1 year ago 6
Yay Sparklers!
@mNmz013 lol I know seriously. We heart Dan, and you should too! :P
africanstardust 1 year ago 5
Lol, Dan. You would. The guy in the video is such a creeper. 0.0 haha.
BriannaBanana1 1 year ago 4
Of course this is what to listen to when Bella discovers she's preggers. Duh! Dan is one smart cookie.
futhuwu 1 year ago 7
Theme song for the entire Twilight series? I think so. Lol, everyone was sent by Dan...
natykot 1 year ago 9
Dan. I thank you.
beachhog21 1 year ago 3
lol Dan nice one :)
inthemoment875 1 year ago 4
Cheese?
Hymynameiskatie 1 year ago
I am here because of DannyBerg and his Blogging Breaking Dawn!
mselleLS 1 year ago 7
Yeah, this is totally going to be played at my funeral.
bipolarpanicdisorder 1 year ago 5
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mNmz013 1 year ago 3
Like this if Dan Bergstein sent you here:)
Meanwhile, the poor people who are going to check this video out after us are going to be completely confused by these comments. To those people- check out Sparknotes!
mNmz013 1 year ago 549
@mNmz013 Who would watch this video other than us? O__O
enprincipeoui 1 year ago 2
@mNmz013 lol yeah, specifically, Breaking Dawn, chap 6.=) You'll have a laugh.
luna4ever36 1 year ago 3
HAHAHA Dan is soo right WOW
firefrenzy224 1 year ago 4
@firefrenzy224 so agree! Dan sure got this video a lot of views!
jilijub 1 year ago 3
This should be Breaking Dawn's new theme song... they should put over the credits of the impending movie.
Eugenidesful 1 year ago 7
oh dan :P too funny XD
FoxyCalGrrl1 1 year ago 2
Haha. I love the amount of people here because of Dan =]
CKLS42 1 year ago 5
@CKLS42 LOL amen, really.
katiebee922 1 year ago
PED. lmfao. oh dan.
wolfgirl412 1 year ago
DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNn
born2perform313 1 year ago
rolling on the flloor laughing to death!!! (ROTFLTD) LMAO
Dan oh Dan...
love u !!! this PERFECT for that "touching, dramatic scene"....
goes back to the floor.. ur going to kill me..
akanetran 1 year ago 3
meanwhile, bella realizes she has missed her period.
kelseydenise0812 1 year ago 5
HAHA Dan :D
this is tear-jerking hilarious :D
hstucky23 1 year ago
Oh, Dan. You are my hero. :D
xXILoveIHurtXx 1 year ago 3
LOL WTF.
and agreed with everyone else--led here by Dan. Dang it, Bergstein, what were you thinking? XDDDD;;
MewxRetasu 1 year ago 2
DAN! <3 haha hilarious!
129ritz 1 year ago
what the heck dan hahaha
MandMsrock27 1 year ago
OH DAN NO!!!!
hannsull 1 year ago
i love how the only comments here are about Dan xD
ohgod. only him would reference this lol.
BobTheEpicChicken 1 year ago 5
I will have nightmares for years to come, why Dan, why?!
isteven7 1 year ago 2
....I'm definitely worried that Dan just has this video around to reference. O.o
xXmissaliceXx 1 year ago
Ok, how did Dan even find this? And I love how we're all here because of Dan :) He just brings everyone together!
3M1LY6U3LL 1 year ago 4
@3M1LY6U3LL LOL He really does. This is soooo disturbing...I love it...
marinagirl24 1 year ago
yesss dan!! i reread the scene in breaking dawn with this in the background.
it was ten times better.
OneisMe 1 year ago 3
Like this if you're here because of Dan haha
samcanplayguitar 1 year ago 252
DANNNNNN! my hero..
dmbzsbsw 1 year ago 3
" ...or this somber, thoughtful number."
O_O Dan...?
featherysnidget 1 year ago 7
What on Earth is this? super lol!! Dan you are my life now!
MilyHope 1 year ago 5
thanks dan. i will never think of twilight the same way now
sarahbizzle18 1 year ago 3
The volume was on full blast. Needless to say, I nearly pooped myself. O_o
LittleShyell 1 year ago 4