Worst Line Ever

[chuzzwozzer]

Bet he's raped a few kids in his time, hence him calling her "my child" - force of habit.

[Myro117]

I thought that was pretty awesome!

[MidgarMerc]

He was probably a dickwolf too

[fedoramonkey8]

0:16

"Raping time." 

[Player44Drty]

Is it weird that I wanna see this movie now?

[DuchessAliana]

Priest is like,"Well EXCUSE ME for trying to have a civilized conversation."

[TheDowntown86]

da fuck?? hahaaa

[PinasTVC]

love how they delivered the lines!!!! straight to the point.lol

[Ephilias]

Keep pressing 9. Here's your rapist.

[LUDETUBE007]

Almost doesn't looks like he's reading on the wall.

[GoldenCenturion]

His face is like "Well I can't think of anything to say to that!"

[evmister94]

Is that boldrick?

[Discreetarcher3]

i love how his facial expression at 0:16 is just like ''hmm! fair enough!''

[foldppl]

i dont know about you but I think thats a pretty good reason to run away from home

[Lefty001]

How is this not the funniest line ever?

[Moviedork2247]

lmao hahahaha.

[pierreo33]

her breasts are hypnotizing

[OgenB]

@pierreo33 I suspect you of being a werewolf.

[grodzilla2]

@16 best expression ever

[Radi0starrzx]

Tony Robinson... is that you?! HAHA I think they stole his voice..

[JohnIsNot43]

Is that Boldrick?

[magnusmastah]

i hate when that happens

[MrAnimeviewer2000]

dat face

[jugglebug911]

He tried to rape you....

And now he's going to try and rape ME..

OH MYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAWWWWDDDDDDDDDDD

[PaulieDeMafia210]

PriestAthlon 700i can't respond to parameters:

"my father [...] is a werewolf"

PriestAthlon 700i will shut down.

[AceofspadesX7]

I love how her expression is a look like it was so obvious

[WSWarthog]

Lol the priest's expression at the end

[KellyAnnRodgers]

The guy sounds like hes reading off of cue cards or not giving a shit, and the girl sounds OK, but wow... that line... wow.

[CasperSpectator]

More like best line ever

[someguyhunter]

her right tit is jiggling

[Psykoged]

lol at his face

[rontayan]

o_0

[fraank69]

Atleast she is not getting raped by mandingo LOL!!!

[UnluckyAmulet]

It's not even how they say it, it's how flat they sound. XD

[SergeantDickhead]

rape is no laughing matter....unless youre being raped by a werewolf

[ThurnerCP3]

What do you even say to that....

[CooldudeXXL]

Nothing is complete without a mug to the camera

[seabury]

I was not expecting that.

[Elvinknight9]

Ah, that'll do it then

[BootyFister]

BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY

[AntonioCarloDiCanio]

It's amazing how a movie can reflect reality so brilliantly in just one sentence.

[llamapi3]

Bouncy Boobs!

[cindyaniston]

0:15 epic face

[Skykilr1]

The priest probably got a hard on from that line.

[TheMoolooman]

I would like to find this man and thank him for this epic scene. Give that guy an Oscar, at least  !

[Iker122]

give these guys an Oscar

[MrsGothicbunni]

That was the worst acting

[DemonKingMMA]

Poor priesty couldn't give any holy advice after that, could he?

[FantasmaLuna]

HOLY FUCKBALLS! BALDRICK?!?!?!

[Kelros1428697]

@FantasmaLuna YES THATS WHO IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I watched this 100 times and kept thinking " i know that guy from somewhere" :P

[17175386]

After laughing uncontrollably non stop for about 40 seconds, I suddenly needed to crap really badly :-)

[Chapstick817]

I love the guys expression at the end. He's like, "WELL DAy-UM".

[skateNappreciate]

what's with the "oh hi mark!" where's that from?

[joiless]

@skateNappreciate "O Hai, Mark!" is a repeated (and generally non sequitur) greeting from the horribad Wiseau film "The Room.

[GmanGregilla]

The delivery of these lines rival the sheer lack of quality of the lines themselves; might that be a reasonable assessment?

[coolsomeXD]

I have a cunning plan my lady!

[VeryWittyName]

"Why don't you like home? YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, CHILD!"

[darijek]

i acted like that in 2nd grade schoolplay.

[evildeaddrew]

It's like the priest is reading cue cards.

[LordWedgewood]

I haven't even seen this film before. For all I know she could be lying to him, and the film is actually a drama about a girl who is finding herself in difficult emotional times.

[SixesNSevensS]

lol

[akmarron]

Because my stepfather tried to rape me and he's a...

Oh, hi Mark.

[NunzioFunaki]

The same thing happend to me last thursday.

[Niidlephish]

Jeez, you try to help people out and they gotta tell you their whole damn life story

[CDSONIC01]

he sounds like bauldrick from blackadder

[Stiletto92]

@CDSONIC01 why won't she listen to him, i'm sure he has a cunning plan

[JustGorgeous888]

His face.. priceless xD

[crazynintendoguy]

His face at the end lol he was like "ok wow that, didn't go well"

[kodatastical]

His face at the end... LMFAO!

[sweetparvardi]

I don't AT ALL know that the "because my stepfather tried to rape me, and he's a werewolf" line, though certainly up ["down" : ) ] there, with the most dreadful ["best !" : )] of them, would even be in the running for "worst !' movie line ever : Actually, there may be FIFTY worse ["better !" : )] lines from "Plan 9 from Outer Space" alone ! : ). But the good reverend's facial expression, following the woman's werewolf stepfather line in this movie, certainly is UNSURPASSINGLY MAGNIFICENT ! : )

[Blabersmakavitch]

That was more than just one line.

[tryandlisten]

LOL ah makes me proud to be Australian when I watch this... :)

[zedextreme8177]

Is it me or is that a Rowan Atkinson lookalike?:P

[HyperNessie]

You can just tell the que cards are held right on front of them.

[phoenix1925]

..and he is a werewolf..hahahahaha

[cjjtheone]

WHAT?!

[maksie88]

That face at the end makes it truly priceless.

[TheFullthrottleOwnag]

"you should not run away from home"

"I dont like home"

"Why Child?"

.....

*chick puts on sunglasses*

"Because my stepfather tried to rape me, and he's a werewolf -

"YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHH"

[XmaskwalkX]

@TheFullthrottleOwnag I hear that so much now and it's still funny

[GrimeyTube]

LMFAO that may be the best line ive ever heard in a movie...EVER!!...shoulda been in Troll II

[DonRMB]

The priests face is like ¨Umm I guess thats weird where you come from¨ Lol

[Azmodeus87]

Love how the priest is all "Oh well, can´t win them all."

[randomguyodst46]

lol look at her boobs :D

[rudolfsr]

7 people had this warewolf-stepfather situation

[Queenofawesome25]

Sounds like Twilight in a nutshell.

[YaoBitch]

@Queenofawesome25 HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA OMGF <3 HAHAHHAHA

[Ikarosus]

0:16 Isnt it awesome? Worst line ever folowing by best face ever.

[Thescreensaverr]

Well child, he must have been aroused by the sight of your full moon.

[TdotJohn]

the best part is the dudes face after "well fuck you me!" lmao

[puppetmaster124]

I think you mean Best line ever

[drpwninator]

Is that guy Jowan from Dragon Age: Origins?

[TheFiggy82]

your father is Jacob Black?

[borocolio]

I'm guessing he wanted to do it doggy style?

[NikolaiBellic369]

@borocolio lol good one

[MeepMeekly]

by no means should you ever be allowed to get an abortion. the man clearly likes you. perhaps invite him over for dinner to discuss marriage?

[bleachnlot]

i was entirely focusing on her her boobs bounce instead of listening to the lines lolz.

[MyCatsBreath]

How is it that the highest rated comment on here so inaccurate??? Getting raped by your step dad isn't technically incest. Even if he IS a werewolf.

[palmeiras321]

At the ened he is like:

"Well, cant argue with that!"

[TheOpinionatedPerson]

I'm guessing this was a comedy?

[unholy248]

nice boobs on the chick

[CheesymanGAT]

Oh please that happens to everyone

[speedracer216]

haha that guy's face at the end

[level242]

If the moon is that close to the earth I'd hate to see the sun.

[FSMNoodlyAppendage]

I see nothing wrong with this at all. Her dad IS a werewolf and he DID try to rape her.

Haters.

[maybeyourtheonexxx3]

HAHA!!! HIS FACE AT THE END!!!~ ClASSIC.

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

You're lying, I never raped you! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART BLONDE!!!!

[Furlockthe666th]

@YouCantDeleteDenzelL Oh gods, major props for referencing The Room.

[AdamBMorris]

Tony Robinson?

[RantNRavinFection]

oh my gawwwwwwwd

troll 2

[kevincostnermyhero]

LMAO, Best. Conversation. Ever.

[SouthBear2705]

she escaped from a rapist dad and ended up with a priest?.. what's next? michael jackson?

[horrorjunkie92]

LMAO!

[Winterfang]

I like her bouncing breast.

[ac120479]

And she said it so casually. Wtf.

[BooJoMan]

Great convo ender. Might use that sometime.

[potasiu2]

sounds real enough for me

[boardskins]

Priest: "I'm not a werewolf. Do you have a little brother?"

[NICC234]

They're thinking "This movie will TOTALLY make my career!" :D

[SDKZ05KL]

Is that Tony Robinson?

[TheOldclaypot]

@SDKZ05KL It isn't, but my god, that priest sounds like Baldrick off Blackadder.

[tokutom]

That's more Mind Screw than So Bad It's Good. The only thing that stood out to me is that priest's acting.

[FiendsInRedSatin1]

"Yes, child, but other than that, what's wrong with your stepfather?"

[toocaran]

Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi!!

[cwgodzilla]

Well holy shit, i guess I can't argue with that.

[Augments]

bzzt

[Rorymizen]

Fucking hell lol who wrote this film?

[Maxaxle]

Uh...what!?

[2StepMurder]

LMFAO his face. hahaha

[Hewylewis]

Baldrick?!

[Lobsterboyman]

@Hewylewis Just what I was thinking.

[boredsurfin06]

@Hewylewis I was going to say the same thing!!!

[nioor]

Hahaha the guys face at the end is the cherry on top.

'WELL... that shut me up.'

[sinclairchap]

when i heard this my first thought was: 'Jacob Black is her step farther?'

[wheelchairepidemic]

is the guy in this movie bob odenkirk?

[koinshaku]

I assume this is taken out of context, and they are playing 'actors' doing a reading for something they know is bad. They are reciting, not acting.

[blogattacker]

@koinshaku i assume you didn't see this movie

[CZRXCZR]

The priest looks likes Kevin Pollack

[VoCKillz123321]

It was Taylor Lautner i know it.

[Pigganon]

0:16 is greatest face ever.

I dare you to find a better one.

[SUPERspark64ify]

yup, I get raped by my stepfather werewolf all the time.........

[monowat]

This is pretty much the plot to New Moon if her stepfather was Jacob.

[arashitokattun]

Well, wouldn't THAT just ruin your day...or night.

[cursedswordsman]

Well hey, the good news is that her boobs jiggle.

[tdreamgmail]

jiggle jiggle jiggle...

[TheLegacyofHitchcock]

0:17 he's thinking "i'll be in my bunk".

[orangie84]

Why is everyone saying this was so bad..

did any of you sit down and watch it all the way through??

Or did you just give up on the first funny line they did?

I thought it was a good movie..

I prefered it over the first one..

I like the idea that they tried to make it that the werewolves weren't the bad guys but just people trying to live their lives..

[koucha90]

LOL XD

[XxXR0MANXxX]

And hes a werewolf

[loriparker666]

wanna be twilight haha

[rinanina101]

That whole sentence is just the epitome of EPIC.

[jakelolavich]

haha class

[buddhastalin]

dedicated to all the werewolf incest survivors of the world.

[itachiwarrior5]

I don't like home.

Why, child?

Because I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!

[Flatly102]

the priests face at the end is amazing.

[365to173repubsPWNED]

Raped by a werewolf or Prison rape...which is worse...?

[AngeloSantoni]

@365to173repubsPWNED Raped by a werewolf in prision.

[mikeywarrior]

AOTS!!!!!!!!!!!

[SarniaRj]

AOTS!

[CorporealSpectre]

ATOS!

[darknight6664533]

aots



[stanman312]

What's the name of that movie? I need to Netflix it. Like, now.

[blogattacker]

@stanman312 It is Howling III, but don´t bother watching Howling I or II, just go for the "good" one.

[larssonk22]

reminds me the pretzel episode in Seinfeld

[jfogelnest]

I love you Internet. I love you so much.

[GuyWithChainsaw]

lol his face at end looks like''hmmm ok... im not going to help you''

[sofie146]

the priests face is priceless

[whitetrashoutlaw]

I wonder if he did that in human or wolf form

[Keahlii]

@whitetrashoutlaw well from what I here she gives birth to a werewolf baby so I assume he blew a were nut in her lol

[wickedwitch222]

At the end he's like "Damn...bitch is ghetto".

[CoolerKing37]

lmao, they redeem themselves at the end.