animal fat's in a lot of things we eat btw. It's just called something else. It's the "bad fat" in foods. i.e. if your food says it has saturated fat in it it means animal fat, so don't be scared by that. That's the weirdest thing to be afraid of. I'd think you'd be more afraid of the chemicals.
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lmao, u might as well piss in a cup and drink that along with ur monkey crap(you can drink ur own piss without killing urself, but if u drink someone elses piss yea you'll die, wad da hell kinda question is that!?)
Butylated hydroxyanisole (BHA) is a preservative that's added to food to prevent the fats in them from spoiling. It's also used in human foods as poster file83 explained. It has been approved for use in human foods by the FDA and has been in use for over thirty years. Some people have problems metabolizing it, but it's a rare that it causes any problems. If you want to learn more about it, I found this link useful: http://chemistry.about.com/library/weekly/aa082101a.htm
wow u sure are an idiot... maybe u can start a dog food diet or cat or even fish food!! well monkeys are the closest thing to humans so that was the best choice
Wow! Move over scientists! After 2 days of Monkey Chow - this guy has discovered a way to make his "poop" smell bad. Yeah - he could have taken your routes and tackled Cancer or AIDS - but nah. Monkey Chow, water, black coffee, and Vodka are this man's test tubes! Do I smell a Nobel Peace Prize? Or is it just this cat's Monkey Chow ridden "Poop"? Time will tell!
This is awesome. Monkey chow... wow. Wow. I fully support this experiment!
By the way, did you happen to consult your nutritionist or doctor before doing this? Haahah, that would've been awkward. "Hey doc, I'm gonna be eating monkey chow for the next week... Is that ok?"
Lol, I agree with that other guy you should try going for a month if you could, unless you start getting sick from it then you know it's time to stop.
Citric Acid is not Vitamin C dude, you mean ascorbic acid. Citric Acid is found in almost every manufactured food, because it's used as a preservative. The high doses of citric acid we're taking are not natural and citric acid can be toxic in high doses.
"All in all things are going great"
"things are going great"
"THINGS ARE GOING GREAT"
Dude you are eating monkey chow!
dezmodium 4 months ago
@Gman0129 They aren't. Citric acid has one more oxygen atom than ascorbic acid.
Flarinite 4 months ago
@Gosox2525 Oh, sorry I didn't see that, random Internet tough-guy.
Flarinite 4 months ago
Yeah I quit watching after you said coffee and vodka. Try again.
Adderalways 4 months ago 3
Nice, but citric acid isn't Vitamin C. You're thinking of ascorbic acid.
Flarinite 4 months ago
@Flarinite way to just copy the top comment dumbass
Gosox2525 4 months ago
@Flarinite They are both the same name for one compound.
Gman0129 4 months ago
"Poop appears normal..."
Yeah, but are you developing the urge to swing from your ceiling lamp and throw it at people?
TrollBuster9090 2 years ago 2
@TrollBuster9090 That's how he tests if it is normal. the "stick" factor. you know, like spaghetti!
ManiacalLyricist 8 months ago
Pfft, the vodka and coffee are cheats. If you do it again, try it with just water.
MikeOShay 4 years ago
And maybe the odd flea or tick, which is a standard perk for monkeys.
TrollBuster9090 2 years ago
animal fat's in a lot of things we eat btw. It's just called something else. It's the "bad fat" in foods. i.e. if your food says it has saturated fat in it it means animal fat, so don't be scared by that. That's the weirdest thing to be afraid of. I'd think you'd be more afraid of the chemicals.
blankppr 4 years ago 10
nvm.. i wuz only at the beginning when i posted that.. haha.. only water and VODKA! haha lol
pinksunni123 4 years ago
what can u drink?????
pinksunni123 4 years ago
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cars114 4 years ago
lmao, u might as well piss in a cup and drink that along with ur monkey crap(you can drink ur own piss without killing urself, but if u drink someone elses piss yea you'll die, wad da hell kinda question is that!?)
asianelements 5 years ago
Vitamin C is ascorbic acid, not citric acid.
joakimoi 5 years ago 10
funny ass shit
fishstixxx1234 5 years ago
man. you are hilarious.
fabioxcore 5 years ago
Vodka? Just drink a bunch until you get hammered. Monkey chow shouldn't taste so bad after that. ;-)
skierman123 5 years ago
O_o
ShiakuKun 5 years ago
dude
mojoejojo 5 years ago
Butylated hydroxyanisole (BHA) is a preservative that's added to food to prevent the fats in them from spoiling. It's also used in human foods as poster file83 explained. It has been approved for use in human foods by the FDA and has been in use for over thirty years. Some people have problems metabolizing it, but it's a rare that it causes any problems. If you want to learn more about it, I found this link useful: http://chemistry.about.com/library/weekly/aa082101a.htm
Ironyjunkie 5 years ago
wow u sure are an idiot... maybe u can start a dog food diet or cat or even fish food!! well monkeys are the closest thing to humans so that was the best choice
blazingpegasus123 5 years ago
i loves it
dabeisyin 5 years ago
"super human monkey strength" lol
pigdude 5 years ago
Hey whats next the Solent Green diet?
bklynbad 5 years ago
lol wow POOP
Suicidalmonkey117 5 years ago
Wow! Move over scientists! After 2 days of Monkey Chow - this guy has discovered a way to make his "poop" smell bad. Yeah - he could have taken your routes and tackled Cancer or AIDS - but nah. Monkey Chow, water, black coffee, and Vodka are this man's test tubes! Do I smell a Nobel Peace Prize? Or is it just this cat's Monkey Chow ridden "Poop"? Time will tell!
weswyatt 5 years ago
Quit being a smart ass.
coffeekoneko 5 years ago
hmm you should eat your shit
doom123111 5 years ago
BAH is just stands for Board of Animal Health...so i guess you got the good preservatives..nasty
Shalimarp3 5 years ago
This is awesome. Monkey chow... wow. Wow. I fully support this experiment!
By the way, did you happen to consult your nutritionist or doctor before doing this? Haahah, that would've been awkward. "Hey doc, I'm gonna be eating monkey chow for the next week... Is that ok?"
broodingmind 5 years ago
Okey goodluck,atleast you have something to do.
Im sitting in borigness
WickedMeister 5 years ago
lol why are you doin this?
wylde1 5 years ago
"Vodka to help me fall asleep." ROFL!
lokithecatfromhell 5 years ago
what r you going to do after you r done? r you going to go shopping 4 real food?
ElSnorto 5 years ago
Are you originally Canadian? You have sexy vowel pronunciations.
subliminabubble 5 years ago
LOL what a great pick up line
arewethereyet 5 years ago
XDDDD That is AWESOME!!!
Julisen 5 years ago
Lol, I agree with that other guy you should try going for a month if you could, unless you start getting sick from it then you know it's time to stop.
TheLynxKid 5 years ago
Citric Acid is not Vitamin C dude, you mean ascorbic acid. Citric Acid is found in almost every manufactured food, because it's used as a preservative. The high doses of citric acid we're taking are not natural and citric acid can be toxic in high doses.
lexiii 5 years ago
Dude, if this doesn't end up on Daily Show or Colbert Report I will be shocked. deadpan delivery=hilarious, you should work in TV
soljb 5 years ago
I did some research on BHA - it's a preservative commonly found in human food. It's also an anti-oxidant!
file83 5 years ago
So long as he hasn't given up on that vitamin V. Distilled potato juice is a known source of nutrients that cause the brain and mind to expand.
SpamRecipient 5 years ago
Fuck GTG, that guy's just some tool. I'm jealous I didn't think of this before you did. It's pretty kickass. Rock on brother
TheNasties 5 years ago
What a loser, black coffee and vodka? C'mon. There has to be something better this douche can do with his life.
GTGoforth 5 years ago