I'm feeling unbelievably patriotic towards fruity pebbles, we must sail out to sea and viciously murder Captain Crunch in the name of our fruity lords.
@bunnykinz16 i hope it played out like this.....bunnykinz gets hungry, gets fruity pebbles, decides he/she is bored while eating, he/she is also not very imaginitive, youtubes fruity pebbles...now this
@hnbsniper "Not very imaginative"? Wow, what a fucking douchey thing to say! This is why the internet is such a shitty place, because of the shitty people that flock to it for the anonymity that allows them to be an asshole to whoever they want with zero repercussions.
You know what's not "imaginative"? Trying to start a flame war with someone who said nothing inappropriate or offensive to anyone at all for no reason other than to be some douche bag internet troll. Fuck people like you.
@BigTymerPimp you really misunderstood what i said...to the fullest extreme.
now i will try to explain slowly to you...asshole. bunnykinz (not the op) said he was eating fruity pebbles. i thought since he was eating fruity pebbles and watching a video called fruity pebbles it was because; he(bunnykinz16, not the person who wrote the song) is not that imaginative and couldn't think of anything to watch, so he just put in the name of what he was eating and this video came up. Now apologize.
@hnbsniper There was no misunderstanding. I was commenting on your "not very imaginative" douchey comment towards bunnykinz. How are you an authority on someone's imagination?
Who gives a fuck if whoever looked up this song because they were eating fruity pebbles? Half of the views probably came from that. How else are they supposed to find this? Bunnyinz obviously wasn't offending or being inappropriate towards anyone. You just attacked them like a true douche. Apologize? Eat a dick
@BigTymerPimp i get it now. you were eating fruity pebbles and youtubed this. now you feel like i made fun of you....its okay little buddy. i didn't mean to hurt your feelings.(but seriously what i said wasn't an attack)
@hnbsniper i new you would assume this, because of your douchey superiority complex. However, I came here from a link on Reddit and I was not eating fruity pebbles.
@BigTymerPimp now, asshole. read the first part of my first comment "i hope it went like this"...it would have been funny...you're the one being an internet tough guy defending a random person who you don't know over a joke. seriously there's no point in this.
@BigTymerPimp Again. in case you are really that dumb. i don't think thats how it actually happened. that would be stupid. but, i think it would be funny, if someone was eating fruity pebbles and couldnt think of anything else to watch and youtubed fruity pebbles. that WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY IF I BELIEVED THAT HAPPENED.but seriously, how boring is your life you started and internet battle over me calling personx unimaginative. that is a dead serious question. you couldnt findANYTHING better 2 do?
@hnbsniper Actually, I'm just a stand up guy who is sick of dudes saying ignorant shit to people online that they do not know simply because they can. I do not see how your comment was remotely funny. You just assumed this person's path to this video. I do have something better to do. And I'm sure you did in the first place as well. However, you chose to continue on as well. Take my advice: if you're going to be a douche on the internet at least be funny. Thanks. Have a wonderful life
I was at this event. What you cannot hear in this video because of the sound system, we were cracking up! He got good response from the audience, it just doesn't come throught the stage mics. He has a studio version of this that is perfect.
Someone needs to track this man down. Does he have a YouTube page of his own? If not, he needs one, so he can make more songs like this. Just... truly amazing.
TO HELL with Kellogs and fruity pebbles and fruit loops and apple jacks... They changed their recipes and added fiber. Right when you look at cocoa crispies or pebbles, you'll notice right away the fading color and the taste is now bland. Why mess with our cereals Kellogs? Thumbs up and Write The company! Especially you Scott, you have to know about the shitty shitty shitty change.
Any chance for the lyrics? (English not being my first language, I miss some of the awesomeness of that song, so if you could do something to make my sadness flee...).
I think the whole American flag bit was meant to give context for his fruity pebbles song. What a great social commentary on the folly of Nationalism !
Hey guys, the more you ask for it the better I can persuade Scott to go do a proper recording! Everyone who wants this in a better recording, comment on it.
Then again, if there's a little drama about these things maybe we should let it grow to let the video get more views? Then nullify the incorrect prospects.
It' not supposed to be funny b*tch! Bow down to the fruity pebbles king before I kill you and drain you out for my next bloody bowl of goodness. lol. :D
This song needs to have an itunes version with more instruments and other things professionally-made songs have.
Until then, I'm just going to have to play this on repeat for hours and hours and listen to the genius that is Scott Stutzman's Fruity Pebbles Jingle.
@saxyman22 Again, as someone who has known him for a very long time, you're being a pretentious douche and over analyzing a little song he wrote for a class at community college. He doesn't have an ego, its an act.
@saxyman22 Your big ego head is blowing up in front of my eyes. Just the small comments you've made on this video have showed your lack of class. You shouldn't pursue... life. That is all.
John cena theme
FlareDemonReborn 1 month ago
Im prety shure allmost everyone whos watched this was high and eating fruity pebbles! :D
GangstaGirlz23 2 months ago
Dude is trying way too hard. Bleh. Comedy is not his game.
cateater 2 months ago
I'm feeling unbelievably patriotic towards fruity pebbles, we must sail out to sea and viciously murder Captain Crunch in the name of our fruity lords.
LOOKOUTSSIFY 4 months ago
Im sitting here eating fruity pebbles
bunnykinz16 4 months ago
@bunnykinz16 i hope it played out like this.....bunnykinz gets hungry, gets fruity pebbles, decides he/she is bored while eating, he/she is also not very imaginitive, youtubes fruity pebbles...now this
hnbsniper 2 months ago
@hnbsniper "Not very imaginative"? Wow, what a fucking douchey thing to say! This is why the internet is such a shitty place, because of the shitty people that flock to it for the anonymity that allows them to be an asshole to whoever they want with zero repercussions.
You know what's not "imaginative"? Trying to start a flame war with someone who said nothing inappropriate or offensive to anyone at all for no reason other than to be some douche bag internet troll. Fuck people like you.
BigTymerPimp 2 months ago
@BigTymerPimp you really misunderstood what i said...to the fullest extreme.
now i will try to explain slowly to you...asshole. bunnykinz (not the op) said he was eating fruity pebbles. i thought since he was eating fruity pebbles and watching a video called fruity pebbles it was because; he(bunnykinz16, not the person who wrote the song) is not that imaginative and couldn't think of anything to watch, so he just put in the name of what he was eating and this video came up. Now apologize.
hnbsniper 2 months ago
@hnbsniper There was no misunderstanding. I was commenting on your "not very imaginative" douchey comment towards bunnykinz. How are you an authority on someone's imagination?
Who gives a fuck if whoever looked up this song because they were eating fruity pebbles? Half of the views probably came from that. How else are they supposed to find this? Bunnyinz obviously wasn't offending or being inappropriate towards anyone. You just attacked them like a true douche. Apologize? Eat a dick
BigTymerPimp 2 months ago
@BigTymerPimp i get it now. you were eating fruity pebbles and youtubed this. now you feel like i made fun of you....its okay little buddy. i didn't mean to hurt your feelings.(but seriously what i said wasn't an attack)
hnbsniper 2 months ago
@hnbsniper i new you would assume this, because of your douchey superiority complex. However, I came here from a link on Reddit and I was not eating fruity pebbles.
BigTymerPimp 2 months ago
@BigTymerPimp now, asshole. read the first part of my first comment "i hope it went like this"...it would have been funny...you're the one being an internet tough guy defending a random person who you don't know over a joke. seriously there's no point in this.
hnbsniper 2 months ago
@BigTymerPimp Again. in case you are really that dumb. i don't think thats how it actually happened. that would be stupid. but, i think it would be funny, if someone was eating fruity pebbles and couldnt think of anything else to watch and youtubed fruity pebbles. that WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY IF I BELIEVED THAT HAPPENED.but seriously, how boring is your life you started and internet battle over me calling personx unimaginative. that is a dead serious question. you couldnt findANYTHING better 2 do?
hnbsniper 2 months ago
@hnbsniper Actually, I'm just a stand up guy who is sick of dudes saying ignorant shit to people online that they do not know simply because they can. I do not see how your comment was remotely funny. You just assumed this person's path to this video. I do have something better to do. And I'm sure you did in the first place as well. However, you chose to continue on as well. Take my advice: if you're going to be a douche on the internet at least be funny. Thanks. Have a wonderful life
BigTymerPimp 2 months ago
What
stuju2002 5 months ago
the end was a fail...... lol
fudgeballs12 6 months ago
@fudgeballs12 i thought the shitty epic singing at the end was hilarious
hnbsniper 2 months ago
Why the fuck hasn't this gone viral?
abmnik 6 months ago 3
thumbs up if you think this should be john cena's theme song
521pinpin 8 months ago
I love you Scott Thompson!
missljbpink 8 months ago
Kellogg's? ITS POST u idiot.
karoleeny 8 months ago
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This fucking sucked. I want my 2:10 back.
fr3d420 8 months ago
Did Kyo send anyone else here?
Dougandthefunnies 8 months ago 3
@Dougandthefunnies Why yes, yes he did...
sanguinefox24 4 months ago
We appreciate you so much more than that crowd
Signed, The Internet
LiteProductions 8 months ago 6
This is the best thing I've ever seen in my life. I don't think I'll ever see anything that surpasses this.
EssRatbit 8 months ago
"Thank you, I love America too" Oh, and 5:11
Jimmyloungegecko 8 months ago
"Thank you, I love America too"
Jimmyloungegecko 8 months ago
I was at this event. What you cannot hear in this video because of the sound system, we were cracking up! He got good response from the audience, it just doesn't come throught the stage mics. He has a studio version of this that is perfect.
jimmybarcusdotcom 10 months ago 6
@jimmybarcusdotcom Do you know where i can get the studio version?
sir0zeke 8 months ago
I wonder what the chords are =)
BlackHeartKitti2 10 months ago
Worst crowd ever. Misunderstood genius.
zach92zach 10 months ago
Deserves so many more views
Fraptero 11 months ago 2
If you want it to go viral, post a link everywhere
jimmayykinney 1 year ago
THOUGH GOD HIMSELF MAY TURN AND WEEP!
Weenstaan 1 year ago
"Thank goodness for comedians, ya know? It lightens our day."
"It wasn't supposed to be funny..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
XNinjaVampireX 1 year ago 18
How is this not viral?
SporkTsar 1 year ago 3
10 people eat oatmeal for breakfast.
sir0zeke 1 year ago
this video comprises nearly 80% of this channel's views.
ZipLineCreations 1 year ago
I don't think we get fruity pebbles in Australia. But if we did, then we'd have an antipodoean cereal revolution!
bish81 1 year ago
Okay, I'm going to take a crack at the chords here. They might not be perfect. I only took up the uke recently.
Verse: Fm, Cm7, Eb, Fm
Chorus: Fm Ab Eb Fm / Db Ab Db Cm7 C
That Thing Between Verses: Fm Bb Eb C
umesac 1 year ago 12
@umesac Sounds good. I had taken a shot at it with my guitar, but now I have a uke to play it on and your chords sound just about perfect.
GallopingConch 1 year ago
@umesac just saw this comment after figuring them out ... fml -_-
but thanks :)
purplecoathanger 1 month ago
Best. Cereal. Ever.
540shuvit 1 year ago
My blood actually stirred with patriotism for a moment there.
VGScott 1 year ago 6
I wish to hell I could see the audience.
faheyfan 1 year ago
what r the chords to this?
crazyskater4 1 year ago
Over Christmas he's recorded a better version of this song in a studio.
superonionman 1 year ago
@superonionman Is there any way to get a hold of that version? PM me, please.
lizzy310589 1 year ago
Someone needs to track this man down. Does he have a YouTube page of his own? If not, he needs one, so he can make more songs like this. Just... truly amazing.
LebowskiDSL 1 year ago
Check back every so often there might be some new stuff coming...
superonionman 1 year ago
wow powerful stuff.
mooxim 1 year ago
9 people don't like fruity pebbles.
bigmac36143 1 year ago
TO HELL with Kellogs and fruity pebbles and fruit loops and apple jacks... They changed their recipes and added fiber. Right when you look at cocoa crispies or pebbles, you'll notice right away the fading color and the taste is now bland. Why mess with our cereals Kellogs? Thumbs up and Write The company! Especially you Scott, you have to know about the shitty shitty shitty change.
duaneafields 1 year ago
i need lyrics
schustr001 1 year ago
"Thank god for comedians."
"Um, it wasn't suppose to be funny."
broadwaybaby195 1 year ago 2
Lyrics please?
RoninDH 1 year ago
chords?
zach92zach 1 year ago
haha great stuff dude.
Joeraider09 1 year ago
Any chance for the lyrics? (English not being my first language, I miss some of the awesomeness of that song, so if you could do something to make my sadness flee...).
Thank you!
debouvette 1 year ago
"Thank goodness for comedians, you know..."
"It wasn't supposed to be funny."
TheMilkshakeCompany 1 year ago
This was hahalarious.
TheMilkshakeCompany 1 year ago
This should have been something played to an audience of millions. Instead, it was played for 10 ungracious bastards at a library.
DustyBoyT 1 year ago 7
This has to be on Itunes or something, seriously
Offlian 1 year ago 3
I especially like the way he says "slit every disenting throat"
WaxDimension 1 year ago
Can we get this on iTunes? Please?!?!
wsl2nd 1 year ago 2
I think the whole American flag bit was meant to give context for his fruity pebbles song. What a great social commentary on the folly of Nationalism !
chaserof 1 year ago
I wish I had his trolling skills
geniusface 1 year ago
I was in this class with him. I made sure not to skip whenever he presented a song
FramebyFramePR 1 year ago 5
i'm doing this for my school talent show lol
Cheefoful 1 year ago
Brilliant song, easily the funniest thing I've seen since the bedroom intruder song.
4brianoutloud 1 year ago
Maybe he can rewrite it to correct the post/kelloggs error as well
superonionman 1 year ago
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4brianoutloud 1 year ago
Hey guys, the more you ask for it the better I can persuade Scott to go do a proper recording! Everyone who wants this in a better recording, comment on it.
superonionman 1 year ago
@superonionman I want a better recording of this for sure!
techie2201 1 year ago
Needs to be on iTunes and Amazon.
DY357LX 1 year ago
This is AMAZING. I want a properly-recorded, more-consistently-well-sung version as an MP3. I'd pay like $10 for it, this is amazing.
MikeOShay 1 year ago
ha his cry at the end is just outstanding
saphireninja1 1 year ago
why did nobody laugh?!?! freekin people with no humor....no sorry....its not a joke...
1catpoop1 1 year ago
hahaa anyone know the chords? :)
dammm12323 1 year ago
WAT.
Fruity Pebbles kowtow to the might of Capt. Crunch!
At all times!
terracrush1234 1 year ago
1:24
CJAllin 1 year ago
this is awesome!
NiclasLamakaDonKey 1 year ago
this is the greatest song ever written.
whateverlemon 1 year ago
I love it!
wsl2nd 1 year ago
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xXswaimjesseXx 1 year ago
sounds like a Lemon Demon/Weebl to me
xXswaimjesseXx 1 year ago
This is freakin' brilliant.
tooomanypuppies 1 year ago
This needs to be on itunes
hebamou 1 year ago
The 7 Who dislike this are from the Coalition of Cocoa Pebbles
BUYBIKES 1 year ago
I can't stop listening to this
SterioTerio 1 year ago 2
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Finally someone expresses the majesty of Fruity Pebbles! I desperately want an mp3 of this.
fivedaysdarkness 1 year ago
Fuck yes, finally someone expresses the majesty of Fruity Pebbles! I desperately want an mp3 of this.
fivedaysdarkness 1 year ago
Talk about a tough crowd...
CrazedFiend2 1 year ago
this is the most epic song about cereal ever made
campbellol 1 year ago 4
they stay crunchy in the blood of kings. Epic
lifes2short4aname 1 year ago 33
"Hey, that, it wasn't supposed to be funny."
ItsShinyTime 1 year ago 3
can anyone tell me what chords he's playing? or if his uke is in standard uke tuning?
Badvertisement 1 year ago
Then again, if there's a little drama about these things maybe we should let it grow to let the video get more views? Then nullify the incorrect prospects.
superonionman 1 year ago
Fruity Pebbles is made by Post, not Kellogs. Just sayin.
jimgoings 1 year ago
I think this song is about how wars are created over something as simple as differing beliefs (ie religion)
doomkow 1 year ago
@doomkow you're an idiot
icetrey32 1 year ago
@doomkow I know the guy. He just REALLY likes fruity pebbles
shakenbake147 1 year ago
This song makes me want to march South and retake the 7 essential vitamins and Motherlands.
Harizl 1 year ago 70
Holy Crap, think of Hugh Laurie sung that!!!
This needs to be recorded in hi-fi.
Harizl 1 year ago
I would buy Fruity Pebbles if this was on TV being sung loud and strong by Jack Black.
Harizl 1 year ago
I hope this gets enough views to be on rwj
jimmayykinney 1 year ago
@jimmayykinney NO NO NO NO NO
grapenationCO 1 year ago
It' not supposed to be funny b*tch! Bow down to the fruity pebbles king before I kill you and drain you out for my next bloody bowl of goodness. lol. :D
MrRyanFranz 1 year ago
This makes me want to eat fruity pebbles. And I hate fruity pebbles.
RyoSanadaOfWildfire 1 year ago
Made my day! :D
Tiwu91 1 year ago
"That wasn't supposed to be funny..." XD
FsckYourMother 1 year ago 2
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how is this funny, its just some idiot singing, yea it rhymed, but it was retarded, and it was awkward when he was on stage
dereileak 1 year ago
@dereileak "it was awkward when he was on stage"
that's the hilarity of it, dipshit.
dokuspokus 1 year ago 2
@dereileak you just missed the whole point.
cmcdonald1337 1 year ago
@dereileak that's the point, it was meta-humor. Kind of his on stage persona
kerriganspie2 1 year ago
Love the total "fan" atic way of music!
jbeam00 1 year ago
it would be great, if he didn't screw up the maker of Fruity Pebbles.....IT'S POST
jsnmllr1981 1 year ago
@jsnmllr1981
I know!!! Frackin hilarious!
kingtomato2 1 year ago
AAAAEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAOOOOOOEEEAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
superhansa 1 year ago 3
Um, Post makes Fruity Pebbles. It's on the front of the box. POST! Same as the button I'm about to push.
ChumleyWonderbarIsIt 1 year ago 3
If i saw this everyday than everyday would be a great day.
Fryth 1 year ago
This song is AWESOME and I can't stop listening to it :'D
Someone needs to upload an MP3 of this
PlaidPichu 1 year ago
Epic. Someone should make a metal version of this.
Wildcard1992 1 year ago
when is it up for download?
Toshiro630 1 year ago
digg.com/news/offbeat/scott_stutzman_plays_fruity_pebbles_jingle
Dig it and ride the pebble train
superonionman 1 year ago
Must have played this song like 5000 times, and literally went out and bought fruity pebbles.
Fryth 1 year ago
This is the funniest song i've heard in a long time
trickyfeet 1 year ago
This, song, is, Amazing. Now i want Fruity Pebbles.
slamer12345678 1 year ago
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Don't quit your day job.
Bullseye5477 1 year ago
"that wasn't supposed to be funny"
Barber2262 1 year ago
ohmygodthatwasawesome
hamwich1 1 year ago
Amazing lyrics. And unless that crowd was only made up of the five people that laughed, they can all die for fruity pebbles as well. =P
I feel compelled to make a metal version of this...
Rpr91 1 year ago 2
thumbs up if you watched this from awesomer.com
AntiMONGO 1 year ago
This song needs to have an itunes version with more instruments and other things professionally-made songs have.
Until then, I'm just going to have to play this on repeat for hours and hours and listen to the genius that is Scott Stutzman's Fruity Pebbles Jingle.
zerbloo987 1 year ago
Hurrr hur hur! Fruity Pebbles are owned by Post, not Kellogs. Way to go man! maybe next time you write a song you can do your research first.
greenapplebren 1 year ago
HAHA! Tough crowd there ;). I thought this was brilliant and very awesome! :D thou i have never actually eaten fruity pebbles...
Fallanspel 1 year ago
Played before the society of people who don't know awesome. And he still got a few claps.
ciphere0 1 year ago
Now I need the Mp3.
Fallen8800 1 year ago
lol @ ending
birkcorn 1 year ago 2
ive watched this five times now, it only gets better
drdrummerdude 1 year ago
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saxyman22 1 year ago
@saxyman22 CALM THE FVCK DOWN. thats is all. :)
hoganfan5445 1 year ago
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saxyman22 1 year ago
@saxyman22 Again, as someone who has known him for a very long time, you're being a pretentious douche and over analyzing a little song he wrote for a class at community college. He doesn't have an ego, its an act.
shakenbake147 1 year ago
@shakenbake147
Hahaha I know right. I found the song analysis funny too. This is Austin. Blake?
Again he isn't being pompous here, that's part of the humor.
superonionman 1 year ago
@saxyman22
So there's this thing called sarcasm, and this other thing called dry humor.
I think you should google them.
zerbloo987 1 year ago
@saxyman22 Your big ego head is blowing up in front of my eyes. Just the small comments you've made on this video have showed your lack of class. You shouldn't pursue... life. That is all.
Aaronmyster2 1 year ago
God bless Scott Stutzman.
EmperorEthan 1 year ago 3
STAINED WITH BLOOD...and fruity pebbles.
xxDreakins 1 year ago
I lost IQ points on this one...and liked it.
wbnc66 1 year ago
Stays crunchy in the blood of kings!
Arcwyn 1 year ago 4
"Thank goodness for comedians."
"It... it wasn't supposed to be funny."
goldens1104 1 year ago
This is very accurate.
cakehaslayers 1 year ago
Cap'n crunch on bended knee
plusran 1 year ago
Reminds me of Sheldon =))
enzoisfat 1 year ago
announcer lady is a dillhole
nodnodwinkwinkV 1 year ago
Best song EVER.
Sivvussa 1 year ago
OH. MY. GOD.
07paui 1 year ago
Brilliance.
books999 1 year ago 2
i want this to be the real jingle like you wouldn't believe. sir, you are a god amongst men.
Everfalling 1 year ago
WE'LL SLIT EVERY DISSENTING THROAT!
FOR FRUITY PEBBLES!
daviddinesosaur 1 year ago 4
I want to see some propoganda posters alongside this song.
techie2201 1 year ago
closing comment - made the whole thing even funnier!
theprimeminister 1 year ago 2
YAY! Someone has written a song for the best breakfast cereal ever! YAYYYY!!!
QueenMonkeyGirl 1 year ago
I don't know what to say to that... but it's stuck in my head now...
Darkprincess1337 1 year ago
Awesome! This needs to be acted out immediately.
ste11astar 1 year ago
this is awesome, you have a great mind for lyrics dude!
blarghblarghblargh 1 year ago
This is legit! <33333333333
DJSnaggle7 1 year ago
Fruity Pebbles are made by Post, not Kellogg's. :)
namtap 1 year ago 17
@namtap Haha that's the first thing I thought when I heard this :D. But other than that, this song is epic!
mecahineyho 1 year ago
"It wasn't supposed to be funny."
Awesome, haha.
superonionman 1 year ago