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  • His videos are free. I get them online

  • you guys are sick.

    

  • Lotsa Dr.'s out there (fictional) Dr. Spock Dr. Suess Dr. Who Dr. Hannibal Lecter Dr. Phibes Dr. Doolittle Dr. Doom Dr. Van Helsing Dr. Frankenstein Dr. Zhivago You get the picture.
  • Wow is Hovind ever one hell of a sick, twisted and stark raving mad lunatic. According to his world population chart, he basically wants to kill all humans. His population chart indicates that he'd like to see the world population reduced to what it would be after some kind of pandemic super plague nearly destroyed humanity. This is a very disturbed individual,

  • Hovind is a phoney !! Dont trust his lies.

  • Darwin didn't publish what was his and one of the best selling books EVER, for 20 years, because of people like Kent Hovind.

    As such, fuck him, and I hope he falls down some stairs and gets a really bad headache the next day.

  • Does anyone have the address for his bible college, I would like a PhD but I do not have the time for research or putting a thesis together, how much for a scroll?

  • @mrpamayer In Skyrim they cost about $50 gold pieces.

  • 2:22 is the best part. His body language sais it all...

  • Kent left a floater in Ali's toilet? Uncool.

  • This guy is right. all those evolutionists will just say whatever just to get more money. i couldnt agree more. Cause we all know that the creationists and all religions have never lied or done anything to get more money because they are all so honest and have such great morals. o wail...

  • @hockeyfan2688 oh yeah, especially "christians" who are really more like atheists. kent hovind is great; especially when hes not edited all over the place by devilish atheists

  • Thanks for uploading.

  • 3:35 was funny

  • Kent Hovind is a FUCKING Genius!!!!!!!!!

  • Hovind's doctorate was is in "Christian Education" from the Patriot Bible University which is not accredited by any recognized accreditation agency. He has no scientific qualifications. His dissertation has no title, no TOC, outlines 16 chapters but contains only 4, has no bibliography, and is full of errors such as "geological epic" for "geological epoch", and "centrifical force" for "centrifugal force". It contains no original research, the basis on which a PhD is supposed to be awarded.

  • @CarajilloDulce

    And it begins with "My name is Kent Hovind..."

    He is useful in a way, everyone that follows him and is automatically a dumbass, they should just have him speak for 15 minutes at admissions centres for universities, anyone who doesn't facepalm get's rejected.

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  • @superhamzah85 Maybe Eric Hovind could provide a similar service at kinder gardens.

  • Hovind is an enemy of humanity. A craven coward. A subhuman. A manipulative unscrupulous charlatan. He is the finest example of the lowest form of life on earth. He is guilty of treason against homo sapein. A religious idolatrous lunatic.

  • This video is an epic FAIL. 

  • @machinator1971 fail unless you talking about hovind

  • Thumbs up to Ali G for the floater comment!!!

  • Umm...overpopulation is a real problem. But the "doctor" has a solution: eat the seeds of peaches. All creationist nutjobs will die of cyanide poisoning and the problem of overpopulation is solved.

  • I ATE A PEACH SEED ONCE, IT TASTED LIKE A BITTER ALMOND. It also tasted a bit like amaretto! The cyanide thing scares me a bit though, considering that i ate it.

  • Kent got burninated by tROGDOR!!!

  • "Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever" - Kent Hovind

    LMAO.

  • @Palikka92 The irony, it burns :P

  • what happened to Central America in the pangea you showed? How retarded that it disappears before your eyes and you show it here. Put rewind on that video clip and you'll see how stupid that theory is.

  • "Be sure to get organically grown fruit, not fruit raised on steroids".

    God that made my day.

  • @alvarodelamo

    The funniest is when Hovind quoted something from the Bible saying: "you should always eat the seed of your fruit", and he happily tells his audience that with apricots he actually cracks open the seed and eats the inside.... which if he had studied science would know contains cyanide.

    So he is telling his audience to do what he does and eat cyanide because the Bible says so...

    Only a creationist could come up with such a LOL.

  • Dr Hovind might have a doctors degree on education but he needs a spare set of Keys

  • @Evolvedprimate a "Ph.D" in "Christian Education" from "Patriot University". An unaccredited diploma mill housed in a ranch style home next to a Baptist church.

    You too can get one for $100 and 3 Trix cereal box tops. I think they accept Captain Crunch box tops also.

  • I have a copy and have read Hovind's "dissertation". I'm currently finishing my PhD in geology, and I find Hovind's so-called credentials a joke and an insult to people with real credentials. Hovind's grammatical errors, lack of content, lack of knowledge, and lack of critical thinking make his dissertation more suitable as a child's grammar school paper. I would call Hovind many things, but I'd never call him a doctor.

  • Since he likes quote mining we should send him to work in a coal mine in south africa.

  • If u didnt cut the videos all the time, people could hear the sense in his stories. I find it funny that you dont wanna show things that talks the other sides belive. If u read of evolution you should make an even more stupid video, evolution is a belive and not real science with real facts. And by the way, what was the beginning of your beginning? I guess you cant answear that with you science. There is where our God comes in, and i cant explain it, but neither can u.

  • @davidismyusername Why do you people continually try and assert that the theory of evolution should say something about the creation of the world? That is a subject for a completely differen t branch of science called PHYSICS whereas the theory of evolution is describing the system by which animals cam to be how they are now. This is BIOLOGY! And btw in this context the word 'theory' means a fact which has been proven beyin d reasonable doubt by scientists in imperical tests.

  • Hey RabidApe i love you this is a quality video

  • @1:52:

    Federal funding of public schools was sanctioned in the original Articles of Confederation and was never repealed in the Constitution so it is quite constitutional.

  • First of all. at 9:20 who the heck is that guy?

    Second of all. what kind of a person asks have you ever eaten a banana?

    Third of all. why blame the Christian first?

    And Fourth of all. If there are ONLY those who DON'T WANT to go to hell you guys should repent.

  • @iwaytur14

    1. his name is Alan, he host a show and (I think a radio show) in Britain.

    2. He was making a joke about Ray Comfort, a creationist who said that bananas where made by god, but in fact were domesticated.

    3. Because this Christian is an absolute hypocrite

  • @iwaytur14 At 9:20 it is Sascha Baron Cohen playing the mock interviewer Ali G.

  • Darwin graduated bible college.

  • I'm a religious Catholic, and this is Cockamamey bullshit!

  • @legalbeagle26 me too poor babtists are freaking brainwashed In Mass we never hear anything trying to indoctrinate us they dont bash on the baptists or say that the earth is billions of years old not once. But when i go to school only baptists are the ones attacking

  • Why Kent Hovind CANNOT be lying [or an 'idiot']:

    1) I've avidly researched nearly every topic & point he has presented, according to the citations and references in his slides, and I have found absolutely NO FLAW (all accurate as the fact 'MJ says 'Hee-Hee' a lot in his songs.)

    2) The average G-d-fearing Christian doesn't WANT to lie, and Hovind has stressed MANY times over that he wants to be RIGHT all the time.

    3) You're either confused, proud, or deliberately lying yourself.

  • "I've avidly researched nearly every topic & point he has presented"

    That I know for a fact is a lie, Kent Hovind has been caught in so many lies it is unbelieviable.

    "The average G-d-fearing Christian doesn't WANT to lie"

    self delusion is a powerful thing, the average Christian wants christianity to be true.

  • Troll?

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV you should read a book. just sayin'.

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV

    Wow. so you can guarantee that everything Hovind say's is scientifically true ?

    We have your word on that ?

    Who are you ?

  • You guys always dub people like Kent Hovind & Ken Ham like this: creation "scientist". The truth is, we all have the same facts, but we interpret them differently. According to you, a "scientist" is a person who teaches you evolution [there is no God] as fact, & you use that theory to support your committed lifestyle. So, these guys are NOT presenting evolution but Creation instead, & you don't like it, so you think they're not scientists. ......That...is absolutely silly logic to cling to. :(

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV no, a scientist is person who examines evidence. a creationist is someone who has no evidence for his position and therefore must try to attack science. what kent fails to realize is that even if by some 'miracle' (lol) he managed to undermine evolution, it doesn't get him a bloody inch further with his argument.

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV

    Hovind is not a scientist.

  • God bless Hovind!

    He is an intelligent man.

  • @thalonen Great joke!

  • Thank you sir!

  • Ilike this one:

    Why aren't there any telephones in China?

    Because: There are too many wings and wongs, and the wings and the wongs might wing the wong number.

  • possibly, but he's also NOT a scientist. And so has no scientific credentials and does NOT know what he's talking about.

  • That's simply your opinion...

  • NO thats a fact! Its not my opinion that he has no scientific background or credentials, its a FACT. I mean, look him up. Its not thst hard to find his background.

  • I don't care what "papers" he has, he still knows just as much if not more than his accusers. Just listen to Him, he is brilliant. I have studied science almost all my life, but I did it because I was interested, I was never looking to get a degree of any kind. I'm 55 now.

    There are so many silly lies in the textbooks. Just one regarding evolutiin. T. Rex is always depicted as a blood thirsty dino, even though it has the teeth of a vegetarian. What's that all about? Besides that it was slow...

  • Ok the T rex has recurved and serrated teeth, like steak knives. these are in NO possible way the teeth of a vegetarian. And yeah, the T rex was slow, but he WASNT CATCHING DEER, her was feeding on even slower sauropods. Not only that but we have bite marks on bones that belong to the T rex. And we call those "papers" degrees- proof that you have expertise in what you are talking about. Now explain how the T rex could feed on vegetation?

  • :-)

  • You are welcome. Its never too late to learn something new huh?

  • T. Rex's teeth were not at all like steak knives. There's no way his teeth could work like that. He could not move them backwards or sideways. Check them out for yourself, it's simply not possible. If T. Rex had a steak it could only tear it apart at best.

    I'm sure T.R. had lots of leaves, fruits etc. to chomp on like leguanas only large quantities. It "could" also have eaten carcases. It's teeth were not worn like that of carnivorous animals.

  • How about the even BIGGER carcharodontosaurus? It had teeth exactly like those of a shark, hence the name. Blade-like razors with saw teeth on their edges- powered by huge jaws and a skull larger than that of T rex. Was it a plat eater too? How about Velociraptor? Allosaurus? Deinonicus? Postosuchus?

  • Sharks have "totally" different teeth to that of a T. Rex.

    I'm sorry but I have to go, take care and good luck.

    It is however interesting to see how much researchers actually take for granted or whatever they are up to. It sure is weird what they "claim" many times! Evolution just doesn't add up in any respect.

  • Correct. I didnt say that T-rex had "shark teeth" I said that carcharodontosaurus did. In fact its very name means "shark-toothed reptile". Do some research.

    And evolution is built of facts. The fact that animals change over time, that DNA shows that all animals are related, the fact that speciation occurs. The theroy that explains these facts is called "evolution". It all adds up if you know enough about it.

  • I beg to differ, but good luck.

    I only mentioned the teeth because scientists commonly refer to the teeth of the T. Rex as being like shark's teeth, which is not true.

    Zoooom.............

  • The only parallel are the serrations on the edges. Are you aware that the T-rex was not the only ( or the biggest) predatory dinosaur out there?

    And you dont have the educational background or credibility to argue with evolution. Its a concept you dont grasp.

  • would you share YOUR definition of evolution? Im betting you dont know what it is.....

  • It's fitting when Ali G makes hovind squirm over leaving a pile of shit in the bathroom. hovind has been making creationist videos, and now there's shit everywhere

  • An other scam artist that understands very well that stupid people will buy just about anything.

  • another hovind attack video.from people who know nothing but what his detractors say about him.ive been familiar with hovind for years and i assure you that he had a ministry and not an amusement park,i lived up the street from it.simply a dinosaur playground like a slide and monkey bars. all churches have playgrounds for kids.he was used in an attempt to tax churches in a new way and set a precedent, thats all.quantomic down here is a poster child for stupidity.science does not equal evolution

  • You people are stupid!!!.... You can make fun of kent hovind but he will have the last laugh.....he is giving you GODs truth but you do not went to believe it. The reason why they put him in jail is because he is telling the truth and they are tiring to stop truth but they cannot lock up the truth.

  • He's in jail for fraud.

  • @hobsblack They should have shoved gods' ass in jail too.

  • Oh Hovind,you are an embarrasment to science and religion alike

  • not funny

  • Beating Kent at his own game...quote mining. This is a hilarious video about an atrocity.

  • no not true

    A quote mine is taking a quote bang out of context

    With Kent you dont need to take it out of context

  • A cave man know more science than this dirt bag!

  • scientist?

    do you know the meaning of this word?

    the scientific method IS in place, do you know it?

    well one of them is do not make a conclusion before you test something. He makes conclusions then tries to explain them, and all have failed utterly. He is not a scientist, he is a preacher spreading the Christan ideals. He also says the earth is 4,000 - 6,600 years old... if this is true why is there 6-7 billion people on the planet? Yet again destruction to an idiotic idea that plagues science!

  • kara....do some math and andyou will see that is is not only possible to produce 6 billion people in 4400 years(not 6000) years but it is also probable.

  • If Hovind is a real scientist, then Homer Simpson is a real nuclear physicist! You're delusional-I think it's time you took your medication!

  • ah pilllow...more insults and ad homs but where is your science?

    Thought so. Laughable.

  • really, punting hovind like his cellmate is currently doing is getting old. His idiocy is so vast, well, its almost as vast as PCS' ego. AND THATS FUKIN HUUUUUUGE!!!

  • Hey captain...you must know pillow...more insults and attacks but not one drop of science...in fact every last one

    of you are really good at insults ad hom's and attacks but not one of you have shown any sceince.

    This video is just more of the same...non science and wishful thinking.

  • Hovind and his hoarde have already been given the science and they dont care. what, you think that if you tell them the truth one more time they'll drop their faith? Some people are worthy ONLY of ridicule and the fraudster hovind certainly fits there. Pull your head out of the books and see things for how they really are for a change.

  • I thank GOD for Mr Kent Hovind

  • Yea we need more people to retard others and evade taxes.

  • Yeah,it's really good he's about to reinforce your superstitionist delusions

  • I not only thank god for brother Hovind, but pray every day for his quick release.

    However, the evolutionists and their lawyers are using our tax dollars to out lawyer us. But god is greater than he who is in the world. Keep up the faith LiveIn UK! They are losing the argument becasue they dont have one. Just attack after attack after insult .

  • Well they are not using Kent(picking up the soap for jesus) Hovinds tax dollars because he did not render them unto caesar like jesus says you should,the hypocritical anti science lying thieving bigot scumbag.

    Hovind is a scumbag and so is anybody who would defend such a piece of shits crimes.

  • it actually makes me so angry, so fucking angry that this asshole can get away with spouting this creationist bullsiht...and what is even more frustrationg is the fact that people actually believe it! oO

  • @cwallace8 Where it will get us is a total understanding of the biosphere.

  • wow. so you think editing dr. kent hovinds videos to make him contradict himself proves you're right? It seems every time i look at a video idiots like you disappoint me more and more. try actually disproving him not just making fun of him by editing his words. mongoloids like you just like to here themselves talk.

  • When one removes the psycho-babble from Dr. (cough) Hovind's seminars, his lies, fanaticism and prejudices become all too apparent. This is one believer who should have looked at himself and his own world views before doing these seminars. From Hitlers quotes about 'big lies' and such, there is no better example of this than the faith Hovind himself proclaims true.

    Hovind better hope he evolves an asbestos skin or he's gonna feel the burn when he dies.

  • retard

  • Boy Rockster....such a compeling scientific argument. God help us all.

  • We do need to thin out the population... We should start with him.

  • How does this disprove his arguments sorry...wrong thing to do...

  • this is basically comedy

    if you want a "real" refutation, go over to the ExtantDodo channel (where this video came from), AND THEN GIVE YOUR OPINION.

    wtf is "satan"?

  • 0:56 making a stand for somthing u believe in, means making a stand,,, Luke 20:25 He said to them, "Then give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's." .... this is the only thing i dont agree with him... as for assest belonging to God part, i dont ever recall him saying that... as for 1:42 he's not saying to reduce the population.. but what others had said on the topic about reducing the pop... 2:33 im not even gonna say anything... u need to watch the whole video on dinosaurs

  • before u post this vid even if its some other channel's.... this video isn't even comedy

  • Why would I want to give this man my money? He is a tax evading liar who received a bullshit degree from a diploma mill and claims to have taught "science" in a school for 15 years, yet there is no record of this. His fake degree isn't even in science. I know, all these things are convenient lies that Satan cooked up to make poor Kent look silly and modern science is a conspiracy. Put your tinfoil hat back on, it makes it easier for us to identify the nutjobs.

  • @TheSwiggler

    Re: "how about all you athiests go and buy his sermons, watch it."

    If I'm looking for some classic comedy to keep to show my children, then yeah I would, but I rather getting my comedy free online and giving no money to him.

  • I love how he says what HE would do if he were president. As if it were possible in the slightest. What a fucking ass hat.

  • Thankfully, he learned his science in the field, rather than a degree mill.

  • Your ignorance is tragic yet hilarious.

  • I wonder how I'll go on without your approval. lol

  • wrong retard!

  • the apostle paul was such a moron and trickster he used the word HADES which is greek making reference to the Greek underworld so the greeks would buy into his mythological mashing together of bullshit,

    threatening people with :damnation" is laughable to not only an Atheist but also a biblical scholar who make claim to believe in a Hebrew God... 90% of everyone's beliefs are based on their social exposure, if you pull teh person out of the environment they would have no belief in Gods etc.

  • The overwhelming majority of rabbinic thought maintains that people are not in Gehenna forever; the longest that one can be there is said to be 11 months,Some consider it a spiritual forge where the soul is purified for its eventual ascent to Olam Habah (heb. עולם הבא; lit. "The world to come", often viewed as analogous to Heaven).

  • the worst thing is: creationists do not believe what they are promoting. they say it to make money from the dumbest humans on the face of this planet. those are always the best to make money off. he is a fraudster serving a 10 year penalty in jail as will the rest of the creationists sooner or later.

  • This is pathetic. You have just jerrymandered some of Dr. Hovind's clips into a non-sensical video that takes what he said out of context. Not to mention that your facts are not accurate either. You stupid atheists are running out of arguments and your pathetic attempts at refuting religion no longer hold water. Pathetic how the tradition of Chritianity and the passion of our lord and savior Jesus christ is rising day by day,and your pathetic secular cult is diminishing. I hope you burn in hell.

  • this is comedy.

    go to the channel "ExtantDodo", click "playlists", and see the "Critical Analysis of Kent Hovind Series" if you need someone to hold your hand.

    And for what it's worth - Kent Hovind IS a moron, and if you're prone to taking him seriously, you probably DO need someone to "hold your hand".

    lol @ "secular cult"

    What's the difference between a "cult" and a "church"/"religion"?

  • You are a blasphemist satanist !!!!!! The lord and our saviour is the only truth and there is no scientific evidence that can diminish his wonder and power. Science is for nescient tools and It has always been unreliable and wrong. The bible is the book of life, realise that, before you are sent to hell !!!!!!!!

  • wat

  • May god save you Mr. Rabid ape !!!!

    BTW, god doesn't exist. Kent hovind is a moron, and I'm just trolling !!!!!

  • Poe's Law wins again....

  • @akamola dude seriously you religious types are the satanists, non-religious don't believe your non-sense about fairytale creatures.

    Oh and the evidence is there only the religiously fanatical and slow types don't have the Grey matter to understand it including hominid Hovind can someone please explain to him how evolution works cause the whole grandpa thing is so far off base its not even funny someone so stupid is only harmful to people like you Akamola he don't help your faith seriously lol

  • Warning if you believe this you are not thinking!!!

    -Dr. Hovind is the leading scientist of our time-

    -If you dont repent right now, it may be too late- -Dont believe everything you read or see-

    -Think first- then read your Bible and get right with GOD-

    -The DEVIL awaits your soul in the lake of FIRE-

    PRAISE JESUS!!!

  • Daniel 12:2 proclaims "And many of those who sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, Some to everlasting life, Some to shame and everlasting contempt" Judaism does not have a specific doctrine about the afterlife, but it does have a mystical/Orthodox tradition of describing Gehenna. Gehenna is not Hell but rather a sort of Purgatory where one is judged based on his or her life's deeds, or rather, where one becomes fully aware of one's own shortcomings and negative actions during one's life

  • he is nothing but a con man. he is currently serving a 10 year prison sentence. his wife jo has just been sent down aswell

  • How can I download a video from youtube?

  • "I think God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice on how to do it"

    LMFAO

  • Woah, I didn't know the bible had dragons. o.O

  • Kent hovind is not a Doctor.. Kent hovind is not a doctor.. kent hovind is not a doctor.... Get over it!

    It´s not gonna ruin any of his arguments!!

  • Indeed.

    There are PLENTY of videos that handle that beautifully.

    I'd be happy to direct you toward some if you like.

  • This guy should do stand up.

  • Did he say "Doctor in Education"? Like that's a real qualification!

  • some things are out of context

  • Was Kent Hovind's great,great,great,great,great,­great,gtreat,great grandpa a retard? Yep.

  • People who eat B17 don't get cancer because they die before they can live long enough to develope cancer. Oh by the way, a gun to the head cures prostate problems.

  • I should have said a bullet in the head not a gun to the head.

  • If you repeatedly hit someone in the head with a gun, that would probably be just as effective (albeit more time-consuming).

  • Hey come on!! We all know that the evolution Theory is a Fact. It's the most Factual Theory there is!! The earth can't be created, because the evolution Theory is a Fact, Fact, Fact. The proof is everywhere!! Open your eyes. Guys with hairy backs are still evolving from apes. Stupid hairy apes. And French women with their hairy legs and arm pits. Their still evolving too. It's obvious the evolution Theory is Fact. Darwin said so!

  • I hope you are having fun beating up your straw man.

  • variations within a species (and natural selection) has been proven as FACT, meaning evolution is fact. but then again, i guess it depends on what you define as evolution.

  • The whole Pangea clip forming isnt true.

    It would be quite different if you did that with a up to scale globe. Then you would have to shrink africa.

  • What do you mean up to date map? Give me one thing not up to date. Besides glaciers and ice

  • let me tell you why the bible shouldn't be used as a science book. Leviticus 11:20-23 "All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be detestable to you. 21 There are, however, some winged creatures that walk on all fours that you may eat: those that have jointed legs for hopping on the ground. 22 Of these you may eat any kind of locust, katydid, cricket or grasshopper. 23 But all other winged creatures that have four legs you are to detest.

    Insects have 6 legs.

  • Lol. In today's classification.

    Back in those days they were classified differently.

  • What back in those days they couldn't count legs?

  • They could.

    But they also classified a spider the same way, 4 legs, 4 arms.

    In the bible it says "the spider taketh hold with her hand". When a spider needs to manuever things it uses her "hands" which in out classification are legs. Same thing with insects.

  • Again point made you shouldn't view the bible as a science text.

  • okay.

    now try doing it WITHOUT using cyclical references, and by that I mean (FOR EXAMPLE), don't make a point about the bible being accurate WITHOUT using the bible as a reference.

  • you mean don't do that while using bible as a reference

    Yeah I HATE that too.

  • Yes Kent, please do eat the peach seed!

  • you yourself should give it a try

  • How very witty. I am humbled by your intellect.

  • Yeah Buddy, you really slayed him. :) I'm very impressed with your editing skills. Even the worst editor in the world can make the Holy Scriptures into a satan worshiping manual. Keep digging though, you'll get to the truth eventually.

  • i swear i remember something like "thou shalt not kill" in the bible somewhere. maybe i was just reading a different one. oh well, as long as you kill in the name of god, its ok.  i'm sure jesus would be so proud!

  • lol madzyzome. You know A LOT of people think you're crazy, even some Christians.

  • Maybe I am the only TRUE Christian because i follow the bible (and Kent Hovind) word for word.

  • If that's really what being a "true" christian is all about, then I'm staying far away from you.

  • Madz. You sound like a class A Idiot with no common sense. I hope you have had your "Tubes" tied, we sure don't need any more like you in the world.

    Man Made god, not, god Made Man, Save the world, send religion and god back to the Bronze Age never to return...

    Maybe you should go with them...