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  • 1:30 to 1:42 is SO FUNNY!

  • humping the car, lol

  • that had look fuck up, i nearly spit out the juice i was drinking.

  • WHYYYYYYYYYYYY DATZ BULZHITZ!

  • haha master chief in gmod nice

  • Are these real people or guys from machinima?

  • real people

  • real people u can send a message 2 :D

  • real people

  • i want a girl i can sit on. lol

  • notice that all of them are men

  • 1:35 XD

  • lmao at 1:38-1:41

  • "im looking for a guy.. YEAH I SAID IT!"

  • 1:35 XD

  • i rofl'ed @ dat part that was pure rofl-partyness stuff

  • is that thing from Doom 3?

  • LOL

  • lol

  • pfft, who needs a girl when you got, machinima. lol

  • 1:54 i thought that was a girl but it was a 6 year old boy!

  • 1:40 f*** the truck

  • ya i said it!

  • Darn, mine didn't get used. Oh well, onward to another try!

  • the first and last ones were pure gold.

  • omg i almost died lulzin at da gargole spartan sex scene

  • these are getting boring when they they started ketting in wold of warcraft and gmod and sims they shouldve stuck to halo

  • Dont see why you guys are laughing, I really DON'T care if its a car..

  • garys mod for HL-2

  • 1:38 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • halo ce

  • no.

  • "all I want for Valentine's  is a girl who can ride my mongoose and play with my plasma grenades ALL DAY LONG" lol

  • car one was funny

  • finally voicemail theatre is making a comedic comeback!

  • no boys are interesting in this episode

  • 1:38

    a car!

  • LOL! Well, it's recovering.

  • lol, amazing.

  • I'm looking for... a guy... YEAH I SAID IT!!

  • im looking for a girl, that i can sit on, and squish her, with my FAT! yea.

  • Oh mai gawrd episode 11 should be more of this kind of voicemail :O!!

  • i used to put hot cheese all over my nipples and twist them but then i met machinima and now thats the #1 thing #2 is still putting hot cheese al over my nipples :D

  • whos need girls when you got machinima? Funny as hell lol lol lol

  • Im loking for a guy lol

  • Lol, nice, loved the fallout 3 one.

  • LOL THE BEST IS i dont care if your a gargoyle........or a car...... IM DESPERATE! lol!

  • what is gmod???? , can someone fill me in?

  • its a mod

  • garrysmod

  • gary's mod... off of half-life?

  • im makign a favorite playlist for voicemail  s2

  • ... I prefer real life dating. Isn't it obvious why?

  • That was some nice pelvis thrusting on behalf of master chief there

  • Whats for next week?

  • you need to use steam files to retrieve the file "master chief g" from google or somewhere. its an object you can place in game in gmod.

  • 2:11 rofl

  • whats the game at 1:48 ?

  • g mod

  • how did they do the master chief at 1:36? what program, mod etc. i would like to know, if anybody has knowledge of this please share.

  • gmod

  • howd they get MC in gmod! lolz must have!

  • no no no the gargoyle was doin chief and chief was doin the car

  • im lookin for a girl that iant real and her first name is samus last name aran lol XD

  • coutry kid hyper is refering to ur horrible

  • I'll take them all!

  • country kid

    "girl thatll brang meh food n drink"

    funny stuff

  • LOL 1:30

  • hahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaha­haahhhaahahahahah yeah that was hell funny

  • This time not with that wimpy winky of a scarf wiggling in the draft (haha, joke taken from a Baker interview on youtube.

  • lol, 10 year fag, "im looking for a guy, yea i said it"

  • why the hell are there so many little kids in halo 3, its starting to piss me off

  • Yeah same here. crazy kids.

  • same and the the thing that pisses me off is that you see 9 yr olds that are generals

  • Im looking for BOOBIES!

  • lol im looking for a guy....YEAH I SAID IT!

  • I'm looking for BOOBIES!!

  • 1:30

  • The only funny one was the 10 year old who is looking for a guy.

  • worst vmt ive seen..

  • "Im looking for a guy! Ya, I said it!" lol xD

  • HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET WHEN HE SAID "I bet your heart is skipping beats" MOST OF YOU CHECKED! I DID!!!!!! LMFAO

  • what is that modding thing with master chief called? it looks soo funny

  • i think thats "garry's mod" using the half life source engine, easy to get, its like 10 bucks or free if ur a pirate!

  • Its Garry's Mod, on Half-Life.

  • I'm looking for my son, Nemo.

  • ya i said it..... wow that was so funny

  • Okay. The only one on there that was actually mostly funny was the gay spartan. Gay spartan. Nevar forget *MANly tear*

  • Lol so dang funny

  • XD  5/5

  • lol. Im looking for a guy YEAH I SAID IT :3

  • lol, rofl'd to 1.30

  • LOL!!

  • master cheif was fucking the car lol where do they get there ideas

  • they get worse and worse every time =[

  • God I love these videos. They're so damn funny.

  • "Now I only have six toes" lol

  • rofl. Master Chief was getting his fuck on with that car, lmfao

  • 1:40 LMAO

  • im looking for a guy...THERE I SAID IT

    so funny :D

  • its YA I SAID IT

  • I want a girl that caries a nuke luancher and eats poeple that she kills

  • its eats ppl when there dead

  • That was some nice pelvis thrusting on behalf of master chief there

  • i like the desperate guy lol

  • i liek when chief fucks the car lol,

  • funny man:)

  • lol that was funny a car

  • I didn't even know it was Gmod until I saw the Gargoyle humping him thing. It looked more realistic then how Master Chief does in the actual Halo 3.

  • FIRST!

  • What game is that at 1:31 ?

  • garry's mod it's a hl2/c:ss mod

  • u need the source engine to run it.

    its a snadbox game where u can build what you can think off basicly

  • Gary's mod.

  • its garrys mod 10 its awesome download anything for it

  • go gmod

  • HAHA mine was used!!!

  • good for u ;D

  • I love the last one. I'm looking for a guy... yeah i said it!

  • Haha lol its nice to know that Kirst3n is so popular (Bearstain) and yah she is VERY hot ^-^

  • Lol '' I want a girl whit a mininuke launcher'' XD

  • that would be totally awesome. chicks who can irradiate other people are hot.

  • the Gmod one was great

  • the MC humping the truck was funny as hell.

  • i want a chick thats hot and got nice tits

  • what is there number

  • "Yeah I said it!"

  • i love the master cheif gmod one i almost pissed my pants

  • pwned

  • i want the guy who wants to be slapped around lolol

  • i want a girl that can fix pc's and like to play Gow2 and Halo 3 and be annoying on live.

  • i know a girl thats like that lol

  • search for a youtube channel "bearstain" then :D

  • lmao...

  • what... whats so funny?

  • lol funny

  • Ye mean, you are sad>sad>sad>sad>sad>people>lol­>

  • what is there number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol im looking for a guy, yea i said it!

  • im gona rape your face .lolololololololololololololol­olololol. hehehe

  • what was the game with the girl and the rocket launcher

  • Fallout 3

  • fallout 3

  • Fallout 3. You can choose to be a girl or a boy..

  • HOW the fuck did you make master cheif hump a car

  • garrys mod

  • Garrys Mod :D

  • unreal tourney mods ftw

  • weird

  • im a guy!!!

  • "im looking for a guy,thats right i said it"

    ROFL

  • LOL they had to put a gay kid in there XD

  • you know these arent as good as they used to be

    sigh

  • lol u were funny =D

  • lol im looking for a girl who can ride my mongoose and play with my plasma grenades all day looong XD

  • lol i want a car

  • LOL

  • i dont really like valentine day bcuz the love of my life broke my heart that day, so i never wonna talk about it =I

  • haha y do u say it here ima spamm ur till death!!!

    aah im jk

  • POWND

  • then stfu?

  • LOL

  • red sox rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • whats with all the little kids. there not funny

  • the sith is gay......i mean the character

  • yeh i said it !!!, lol

  • Grind that steel MC! GRIIIIIIND IT!!!!

    >_>

  • lol nice reply :P

  • i dont care if its a car.

  • lol 1:38 at the car

  • WoW is also in there btw. No fat chick...comeing from a Gnome A.K.A. Football XD Gnome punters ftw!!!!

  • wtf 1:36 LOL

  • thats the best part

  • i loved the one where mc is desprate

  • holy shit LMAO 1:38

  • Queer.

  • lol what game is that?

  • Halo 3, sims, garrys mod, and fallout3

  • what about world of warcraft?

  • im looking for a.... GUY, YEAH I SAID IT