Women Can Pee Standing Up!

[xgohard89x]

You can make that your self .lol

[maliokmobeen]

Lady gaga does it without this device

[UnitedHealthcareSUX]

I have heard of circle jerk....but have you heard of circle peeing?



[Zyozyoma]

Don’t waste your money! Women can pee standing up without that useless thing. Just pull your panty crotch off to one side and hold your vulva open so that your labia aren’t covering your meatus (that hole up inside that your pee comes out of). Without the labia in the way, it’ll come out in a nice stream.

[MrDoublrDouble]

I have a real dick....

[Babaroga54]

This just proves that women are jealous on men because we have a dick and you don't. It makes things so much easier on us.

[Squisidee]

seriously guys? penis envy? This is not a penis. This is a tube used for peeing more easily when outdoors or away from a bathroom. Oh, right I forgot, they're feminist in name only, and never leave their laptops to hike.

[framboise595]

My God ! Our world is rotten to the core. This penis envy is the most insane ,the most vilest thing in this deranged world. Women are not happy with their WOMB ,with the fact that they bear LIFE ? They want a penis ?

Today's women are mad ,disgusting and rotten. But maybe the most rotten are MEN who let this be done and don't stop this insanity ONCE FOR ALL by ruling again in every way.

SHAME on men .

[Heylola2]

@framboise595 This is not like that! It's so women can go standing up, as it says, in the ARMY. Use it ouside, whatever. But it's NOT penis envy.

[LeBeauPapillon1]

Ow....

[dachicagoan]

This is going to be painful for her husband/bf during sexual intercourse

[ro413900]

Its great to use as prank and make people think their related to lady gaga

[MrTiannaRawr]

@nameless212  lolol good point

[MrTiannaRawr]

wouldnt it be easyer to sit down?

[quarterpastcrazy]

@MrTiannaRawr My ex-GF had something like this. She used it in porta potties and when we were in the woods camping/hiking with no bathroom.

[wolfchik123]

that is gay

[NobuAnnie]

Freaky

[mvadinan540]

make a vid of it snugged up to your clam

[MsBlackknight2010]

for those of you that think it is "weird" or feminist. Think about the female soldiers in the middle east that don't have a nearby bathroom. Do you expect them to squat in all the gear they are wearing? NO!

[Boms501]

OMG...its not for your vagina...you dont pee through your vagina...unless

[MultiCARTOON]

all girls sit on a toilet and fears of flush while the user sits, now we have go girl

[bigtimerush1989]

Well I don't need it cause I'm a boy!

[rlycats24]

At last, my dreams have finally come true!

[demonkitsune31]

Lmao! But I would have to agree, this would be pretty useful

And lmao-ing at the guy lmao-ing at womens rights

[balinaX3]

Once again people, you don't put it IN your vagina and second of all the idea is good but the advertising sucks and third of all what's wrong with trying to be good cause I wouldn't wanna sit on a dirty ass toilet....and it's useful by my opinion.

[teentuber90s]

Wouldn't you have to like pull down your pants to get it in? so you might as well sit while your at it.

[PullTheTricker]

lmfao at women rights

[TheGoreBitch]

Stupid comments. YOU DON'T PEE OUT OF YOUR VAGINA.

[huashengdou9799]

copying guys... NO FAIR!

[mandieeXD]

haha i like how its flesh coloured

[box305]

were the hell do you buy these

[SweetKupKakes]

it could be helpful but its soooo fuckin funny

[MsGrowngurl]

Don't remind me....

[Invaderkibachan2]

Oh gawd. I would rather hold it than use one of those o.o

[huyup123456]

Cool I want one!

[LocoRico89]

O awesome! Now my girlfriend and I now can piss in the snow together!

[JamaicanBarbiie4lyf1]

Lol wft?!?

Y wood I want 2 put dat in my vagina?!?

[iamcondescending]

@JamaicanBarbiie4lyf1 it goes over ur vag not in it you extend the tube all the way out the bottom then hold it against ur vag and pee

[Alice91545]

why would I put that in my vagina

[ijizzpants]

@Alice91545 How bout put something else in your vagina ;)

[iamcondescending]

@Alice91545 it goes over ur vag not in it you extend the tube all the way out the bottom then hold it against ur vag and pee

[kenwinlam]

@Alice91545 you dont. pee coms out the urethra noob

[kenwinlam]

@Alice91545 *comes

[mrstootsie7]

im gonna go camping in a week and i need to know how to pee without one of those??? anyone please send me a message!

[mrstootsie7]

how do i pee standing without one of those things???

[iceskateingchelsea]

no way am i sticking my vagina in that thiing and pissing

[andie123456ify]

@iceskateingchelsea lol...AGREDE(if dats how u spell it)

[nicktillerson99]

women must now pay to reep the benefits of our Superior male genetalia!

[acerin123]

Why would you want to pee standing up?

[screeamlol]

@acerin123 cause who knows who's been on that seat somebody like me might have pissed on it.

[kornbaby86]

thats weird

[nuckaroz]

this is sick !!!

[wildcatbri]

were do u buy them

[MrViele83]

so tthere is no need for the extra layer on the toielet

[nicktillerson99]

@MrViele83 u gonna take a shit standing up too or just fall in?

[Fredilam]

HAHAHAHA xD AWESOME!

[MyAmberEyes]

So how do I get one? lol

[backtonature01]

that is the MOST IDIOTIC INVENTION OF ALL TIME. thumbs up to the chick who invented it,,,,, probably because her vagina is too flappy to spray in a 1 collected stream.

[blueyedmacluvrxxo]

"women who dare to be themself" really? like for realllllllyyyy really realll? NO ONE is going to buy this yuck thats disgusting

[sharpie443]

So they made a prosthetic dick?

[maeday666]

I've been doing that for years, piss in anything, glass pyrex jar.

[bdavfava]

I have a penis!

[LeakFreak]

You can get these at most camping stores. I'm getting one to take fishing. That way I can be out on the water and go!

[YeOldMuffin96]

omg. WHAT KIND OF PERSON SELLS THAT!?

[RATH3RUNIQUE]

lol penis envy!

[mrMcmutter]

If your a Dude try this one U-R-IN-Control!

[anibioman]

wow al im gonna say is wow

[frttee6]

oh bullshit. you don't need a device to pee standing up, just lift the labia with a v-shaped hand, lean back, and you're good to go.

[TechyWatcher]

ill try this

[mrstootsie7]

@frttee6 whats a labia

[1liltoni]

i want one where can i find it

[LeakFreak]

@1liltoni

Go to Campmor(dot)com and look up Sani Fresh Freshette. They are $20. Campmor is spelled like that, not with an "e".

[yourmumgavemehead69]

FAKE!!!

[bawUSA]

i was BORN with one of those lol

[MrViele83]

@bawUSA so was i

[theslayer22]

holy moses its a lady penis.

[Emmie541]

what happens wen u has alot of pee and it overflows?

[KatalinaK16]

hahahahaaa

[HighPitchedVoices]

well at least i got mine at birth =)

[cathyroy4]

where do u get those

[cathyroy4]

hat the fuck i want one!!

[Thecrucial7]

who give a F what anyone thinks. it beets siting on a dirty toilet that you might catch some sh#t from.

[Cheyningstar]

yah thats true

[taj11x3]

squat

[FerSherNot]

haha, i saw a girl on mtv's "pimp my ride" have one of these in her trunk. she liked to go camping a lot (:

[BabyBop2202]

lmao my dream come true for public restrooms

[Rotard12a]

"...used by women who dare to dream, who dare to be themselves." ROFL!!

What the fuck were their marketing guys thinking!? XD

[taraspage]

you are the first person who read what it says...funny hu.

[MyUriFemme]

@Rotard12a don't you think its kinda gross you have to carry it to the sink wash it off then dry it and put it back in your purse..... ewlllll... there goes your sanitation right there!!

[candybarsspacebars]

i would be scared of it too!

[misssy102222]

wtf who would make this shit lolz and what woman wants to pee standing up anyway

[Katastrophicxx]

Wow, did you really completely not even read the info? It was made by the military for female soldiers. It's for convenience so they don't have to try to squat uncomfortably if they are forced to go out in nature. There is a point for infos on the sides of videos, probably a good idea you read them before posting stupid comments.

[highlanderscurse]

._. wtbf

[inejcyrei]

SCARY!

[smthvk]

wtf?

[NixyKoolKat]

the P-mate sounds better coz it's disposable

[Ereshkigal420]

Eww! How would yu carry around that thing after you pissed in it!

[DenbyJose]

i think i might be afraid of it too...

[ddragonfly813]

Speaking from a military standpoint: For you guys who think it's gross,weird and all about "penis envy",consider the amount of time it saves as females on patrol can now simply "whip it out" & be back in action.We're no longer the types of soldiers that sit behind desks.We're right out there in the suck with the rest of the guys.Taking down the lower body armor is eliminated w/ this & it saves not only time but puts the team in less jeapordy for shorter amounts of time simply b/c ya gotta piss.

[taraspage]

I agree. Have you used this in the Military?

[noneactive]

Congratulations for now being more efficient at killing people.

[AtlasHBS]

@ddragonfly813 Chicks on patrol... wow. THIS is why crappy armies like N Korea and Iran are bold enough to think they can stand up against us.  A once great nation Pussified!!!

[83902583]

@ddragonfly813 what the hell is this??? why do they have to be equal to men in this aspect? its gross. jus go get a mens private organ transplant if youre that desperate. sheeeeeesh

[stevenschnare]

@ddragonfly813 i know a few girls that can piss while standing without one of these and they say its not hard at all why cant all chicks piss standing up without one of these stupid things?

[mrstootsie7]

@stevenschnare how do they pee standing up with out one of these thing??

[stevenschnare]

@mrstootsie7 they use thier fingers to aim it ginda gross but they do it :S

[SuicidalLooney]

@ddragonfly813 Although this was posted 2 years ago i'm hoping you'll reply to my question of how do you wipe? i imagine smelling or ruine isn't very nice

[castaneda79]

let me guess.... it was a man that came up with this stupid idea!!! i wonder if it comes with a matching bag that collects your pee that you can also wear as a third boob. lol

[beastybeast10892]

Just wondering... and I'm not trying to sound insensitive-- why would a girl want to use that? Is it location?

[gehhsome]

location, yup. so we won't have to pee sitting down on a dirty ass toilet. you're a guy so i wouldn't expect you to know. (because you pee standing up)

[beastybeast10892]

actually.. I am a girl. Sorry. It must have been how I phrased the question lol.

[gehhsome]

lol yeah. i don't see why you wouldn't understand either. i don't use public toilets period.

[cat4eva4eva]

r u in the army

[jellofast]

the ehck!

[chrischrist2u]

uhhhhhh.

[dnb200]

isn't that cute, nice and pink like our lady parts!

[mybffpee]

LOL

[Jaime7722]

This looks a lot like the "shewee" that was marketed in Britain. And yes, they work great thanks ;)

[hooraytheweird]

These things are awesome, by the way. I've used one camping and stuff, and it rocks hardcore.

[grim442200]

looks like it would get your pus all wet. they better stil clean up afterwords

[f1f1mario]

wow, i wanna see a girl use dat!

[1ockedand1oaded]

why is this soo popular i mean duh what idiot wouldn't have thounth of that!

[taraspage]

It was the ARMY National Guard who thought of it...and women that are in the ARMY get this issued to them before their deployment. I wish it were a joke but its not.

[1ockedand1oaded]

wouldn't it be hard for girls to get used to it?

i mean men have it all there lives but this introduces the whole aiming thing and stuff (just when braindead)

[taraspage]

Actually there are instructions on how to use it...they are halarious....but yeah I cant imagine using it either.

[lazyheidi]

@1ockedand1oaded

i think most guys are still struggling with the "aiming" thing...im sure girls can get the hang of it

[HeroineWednsday]

its embassasing looking at it, that must hurt. //_0

[diebye]

lol. props to the girls

[rainbowemocheli]

//_O

uhh...

okay?

[bradmann85]

hey now the girls could just go over to the tree just like us guys.

[wasup227]

hehe

[cheerleader84192]

wow, that's kinda CREEPY!

[nibbler125]

im glad im a guy :) mine is built in

[papermariob]

SUCH A PENIS ENVY!!!!!

[noofnoof3112]

That stinks lol.

Us men have ours ready made lol

[animals1847]

oh...

[animals1847]

is that the pee-mate my comp wont let me watch this. not that i would want to my friend told me to. i guess he is perveetd!

[taraspage]

It is not the p-mate. This is made by a company called Freshette. The device is issued to the female soldiers going over to Iraq.

[got2bsweet95]

are u serious? omg that must suck 4 them

[taraspage]

Just use your imagination.

[BAD7766]

hey could you put a sketch of women using that device plese like in urinal anwer me when you read this