melbourne cliches - things of stone and wood - d gen

[moondiamondcat]

... but at least it rhymes with Moorabbin...

[rminister1971]

@moondiamondcat I remember when this originally aired, I was on the floor laugh my guts out, especially when it rhymes with Moorabbin

[rminister1971]

@rminister1971 me too, that was champagne comedy,

[rowie0210]

I visited Melbourne once and actually asked a tourist info place the whereabouts of Captain Cook's Cabin..little did I know its actually called Capitain Cook's cottage!

[rminister1971]

@rowie0210 the lyrics of the song give you a hint, (i think it was captain cook's cabin, where not all that sure, but at least it rhymes with Moorabbin. lol

[mytoob24]

I like the part where they sing about Melbourne.

[MrShearz25]

@mytoob24 Where's that, I didn't hear it :P

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[MrVicist]

@mytoob24 My favorite part was also the part about Melbourne.

[barbs19788]

feed the troll

[sufcok]

You know you've made it as an OZ band when these guys parody you!

[frauhorn]

legendary

[munrubenmario]

Good work Godbotherer.

Best description of AFL I ever heard was "like seagulls fighting over a chip."

[GodBotherer1]

Nothing to do in Melbourne anyway.

Victorians have Stockholm Syndrome & think the Greek supremacy & cafes in the city enrich the city's atmosphere.

Must be some dump if you have to flood it with wogs to try & liven the place up.

Don't get me started on the AFL, makes a can of worms look civilized.

"You'll Hate Every Piece of Victoria."

Fence the border now.

[mjdvfc]

@GodBotherer1 blow it out your ass you racist bigot

[FGalaxie]

@GodBotherer1 Too many hero Greeks true, but its the other wogs that have made Aus what it is today.

[GodBotherer1]

@FGalaxie

What a load of crap.

So you think 40 years of fish & chip shops, fruit shops & cafes has "made" Australia?

Bullshit.

While white men were fighting for this land, the wogs were too busy shooting at us.

Now, they get pensions for bad backs & wait until they are too old for national service & take their pensions back to wog land.

So, 200+ years of the British building Australia means jack shit, all because Zorba makes you a fucking Euros thanks to immigration.

Fuck Melbourne.

[FGalaxie]

@GodBotherer1 60 years even longer, mainland euros have been coming to aus since gold rush days.

Newsflash, Wogs are white. often purer than anglo irish mutts.

Anglos are a mixture of saxon tribes, romans, french and norseman. all white.

Fighting for this land ha, you mean being used as cannon fodder by the Poms halfway around the world in wars that didnt concern you, yep thats Aussies

[TheTongueTerrorist]

Actually, most of the people who fought at Gallipoli were of English extraction, not even born here.

[nomesy81]

Can some one help me find a version of this parody i saw once on abc it had greg fleet , lyrics for the first verse are;

Let's not forget last night, how you drank 300 tinnies, you spewed in the car and still kept on driving, and when you got to geelong, you drank red wine til you felt better, you had 3 lines of speed and said i'll race ya to frankston, you are the bloke on the beach with one of his balls out, you are a real aussie bloke a real f*cking tool head happy birthday bazza, wahooo...

[nomesy81]

@nomesy81 all to the same tune as happy birthday helen..

[JBofBrisbane]

What? No Puffing Billy?

[zithus]

I can't even remember the lyrics to the original song. This version clearly out-performs the original.

[ahutcho24]

Parody win.

[stoicalrats]

@ahutcho24 Comment win, definitely.

[mickeyray1974]

Too funny! Just too funny.

[TheFlyslip]

This brought back memories. Thanks for the laugh!

[kellypettit]

Great song "Happy Bday Helen" by Greg Arnold. He just produced my new CD while I was in Melbourne. We wrote a couple songs together too. Song 3 and 9 on my CD "These Days". He's a talent for sure. And a nice guy to boot! Thanks for sharing.

[johnhockey87]

Best city in the world Melbourne. Best city in the world.

[allabasterkt]

Hehe, Melbourne sucks balls.