Shit Women Say to Personal Trainers (Inspired by Shit Girls Say)

[ZapatistasForever]

He has natural "fangs"....nice.

[cliffyisguapo31]

"I need to lose 30lbs stat!" hahahaa

[DiamondHeadSquirtz]

If you like this video, you should check our video "Shit Hawaii Tourists Say"

[lauralevengard]

I think I have also heard most of that and then some. This video was a hoot! Thanks!

[taoistwarrior]

As a Personal Trainer...yes this is VERY true!

[brockwieland]

`I have a vacation coming up soon and I need to lose 30 pounds stat` 

lol I work at a supplement store and I always get that question. Then it`s followed by ` I have 4 weeks to lose the weight`.

[nikiioli]

bahahahha u r talented.you should give a try to acting or dragqueens?

[ORTprod]

LMAO

[InsidersHealthTV]

This isn't too bad. I don't think its as funny as the junk food slap down in the Shit Health Snobs Say video, though!

[dsmurphy]

This personal trainer can so relate to this! LOL

[535wer]

I am a trainer myself and this is SO RIGHT ON LOL OMG!

[Marjie326]

Wait, I can't have donuts? This is hilarious! Check out my "Shit Middle Aged Women Say" vid at my channel.

[redwitch2012]

woo P90X, and Insanity! :D That will do it! :D

[oioioioioioioi1234]

the push up '' push ups really i hate push ups'',''push ups nooo'', hahahah the only funny part

[oioioioioioioi1234]

wine has nothing to do with my wieght thats bullony;ummm i think there is something wrong with this person is he ed or retared

[oioioioioioioi1234]

what video is this.........*a shit video* ohh it is *yes it is* bullshit... *yes*

[oioioioioioioi1234]

ummm nighiga is 50 times better than this shit

[misspinkgirl73]

Too funny!

[Gsantollo]

one of the best ones

[breebelladonna]

"Push ups? NO! Sick of doing pushups... I hate doing pushups. ALL WE DO IS PUSHUPS!"

[Jeliah78]

So many of these things are so true. Im doing PT at and Im so guilty of saying some of these. Tears of laughter!!!

"I had one cookie!"

"Oh my GoD! What is that! That hurts! Is this a joke?, Is this a f'ing joke?!"

"Squats again!"

"Push ups! Nooo"

"Am I doing this right?"

[Budyguy222222]

'Many a great truth

Is told in jest.'

[edmifranmes]

I really love it. It is so true. I'm actually a membership counselor and I got a taste of it the other day. When I asked the wife how many times a week she stretched and she answered "only during sex" lol.

[personaltraineralmer]

Lol nice vid,hope you like mine too!!

[USLogRolling]

Thanks BJ. Love this!

[roslechte]

Bloody hell...............toooooooooo­ooooooooo true! 

[SueBeaWho]

He's hot even in a wig. Sorry I got distracted :-) Hilarious vid.

[fenny41]

Oh my gosh he nailed it!

[Elderkiller]

<3 Crossfit



[xPointprovenx]

Dude looks like he actually lifts

[npharvey]

this shit is spot on!!

[mspberry]

Too long and boring.

[therobable1]

SO True lol

[made0041]

hahaha, 4:20 - 4:29!!! I laughed so hard i cried :D

[AquaMaria24]

This hella made me laugh! lol

[smt4242]

I love the foam roller bit... "OMG What IS THIS??! THIS HURTS!!!" LMAO



[ohhdeleau]

"omg, two different size balls, you're funny, that's funny" 1:21 LOL

[jaysun4069]

Ive heard like 75% of these

[NWesen1]

Funniest shit ever!

[CJMusically]

this made me laugh so hard! the end sounded just like my mom! "I got a dog pissing all over the place!!" <--- so our life (new puppy)

[owbyken]

Comment #452. "You made my butt really sore yesterday".



[bojanewar]

Hahaha listen to 4:06 WITH YOUR EYES COLESED XDDD!!

[Ashkutchem92]

haha my mom says these

[armenak1980]

sounds like a bitchy gay man!

[lauryann17]

This is the funniest things I ever saw in my life! I have been hearing these lines for YEARS!!! Thank you for making my day!

[Mysticgirl2386]

LOL Too Funny!!! LOVE it!!!

[jazzijoy42]

Hilarious! 

[ttraynor1]

Steve's obviously a real personal trainer. Cause you can't make that shit up.

Signed,

A Real Personal Trainer

[roncorkern]

great stuff

[pamelasoper]

bahahhahahahah sooo true!!! I'm a trainer too, and I've heard all this!!!

[jeaemma]

You gotta make another one of these! LOVE IT!!!

[SimplyAsunder]

he does too well. scary.

[kudoStar]

those damn cookies.... gets me all the time.

[EvolutionTucson]

hahaha. Couldn't be more accurate.

[ElementalEscape]

I'm a girl....and I found this video fucking hilarious! All you haters hating on this guy...get yo fat ass back to the kitchen and make me a sammich. Hold the bread.

[widdlepuddyfat]

@ElementalEscape As soon as you bring home the cheque. Gotta pay for those sammies.

[widdlepuddyfat]

@ElementalEscape Naw, bitch, I do my own thang! *Joan Crawford slap*

[daBOODA]

He sounds like Ed Wynn!

[marcsound]

i would totally bang him

[imfar2busybeingdelic]

Just jizzed!

[TheScsuhusky]

So let me get this straight... This guy, who I can only assume depends on women for the majoirty of his boot camp business, must have thought it would be a good idea to put together a video which portrays women as vain. What an idiot. Stay far, far away from this guy and those who associate with him!

[casboultone]

@TheScsuhusky it's a joke retard, grow some balls and have a laugh

[ThurstonTraining]

This video is awesome great job!!!

[NykaasHD]

Nigahiga, anyone?

[jaagupcool6]

@NykaasHD right, i had no idea what was this about so i searched.: D

[er3111]

lol...



[daisie1215]

This is hysterical! My friend and I are guilty of about every single one of these! Thanks for the laughs!

[twentiestv]

This is the most hilarious thing we've ever seen. After a lifetime of personal trainers we can safely say that we are guilty of most of these... sorry PT's! Well done guys!! x

[gilly5528]

PUSH-UPs!?!?!?!....NOOOOOOOOOO­OOAAAHHHH!!!!

hahahahahaha!!!!

[9783373421]

Ahhhhhhh

[QtEeAngelAndi]

this is funny xD

[JessieChrisman]

Frickin funny!!! This is so true on so many levels!!!

[creativefoodchef]

Truth is stranger than fiction. As a nutritionist I can totally relate.Thanks Steve, you're a riot!

[meme50ish]

So funnyyyyy.... so TRUE! HeeeeeeHaaaaa!

[debbierockz1]

LOL to funny its so true

[JessicaPersonalChef]

LOLLERS Hysterical!  And completely true!

[iwalkerwtc06]

Love it!

[selkiemoony]

I actually say most of this shit to my trainer.

[bauerhockey164]

i thought of Kelly from the video Shoes

[ElementalEscape]

@bauerhockey164 YES LOL

[NereidFitness]

OMG - I have said a lot of these exact things to my own trainer. I'm so embarassed. LOL

[juzzabuzza]

I only watched it to see if one of her boobs popped out.

[abyssoftus]

I'm sorry I don't find this funny, it seems forced, stereotypical, and poorly done

[sellersavings]

It was funny until after 2 minutes.. less is more dude LOL. It would been better if only 2 minutes!

[Starkles46]

"PUSH UPS.....NOOOO-AH!"

LMFAO!!

[geisner11]

I don't think this shit is said...by anyone. He's hot though.

[missvgia]

LMFAO!!

[GuruEdward]

.. well done

[jammastrjess]

this video really just makes women sound idiotic, and makes it sound like this guy thinks women are idiotic. the other versions of this shit whoever says are accurate and funny but this one is more offending to me than anything...

[oxfordshirt]

@jammastrjess maybe all the people you would rather hear about aren't as funny lol

[calineophyte]

This guy is pretty funny.

[GlennCocoGuitar]

damn those girl scouts hahaha

[FitLivingEmpowered]

BJ, you are SO hilarious! Leave it to you to make a video like this...love your humor!!!! :)

[Ratt2005]

The biggest one missing: "I can't lift weights"

[V3xena]

THE PUSH UPS ARE SO ME! LOL that is funny!

[V3xena]

LOL! I have to admit I am guilty for saying some of these things to my trainer lol.

[GabrielleNeeliene]

I need you as my PT asap

[eakrajan]

hahaha adore.



[MsFitJessica1]

this is absolutely hilarious and so true...I love it and I've watched it about 5 times in a row already..lol!!!!

[0MissMaria0]

ralph this is not women bashing state central, it takes a real hater, a real jerk to completely attempt to dis-validate , just about half the world population with seven words.

If you're gay, I hope you fall in love and get happy soon.

if you are not I hope you fall in love and have a daughter.

I really, really, really hope you feel better soon.

(that's not an opinion, that is a genuine good wish for you in 2012, and thereafter )

[RaphLeclaire]

@0MissMaria0 out of all the nasty comments you can find on youtube that's the one you decided to reply to? Comments on youtube are not meant to be taken seriously. i wanted to raise controsversy and did. You can't judge someone you've never met from a 7 word comment. However I will take it down just to avoid anymore over sensitive souls from getting offended by a YOUTUBE comment...

[ultimate133]

love it

[ye5442]

Brilliant! This is so true!!

[OMGayTV]

LOVED the video! We just added it to OMGay.tv and will blog it tomorrow!

[JSHORTY2BIG]

Holy fuck me! Been a trainer for 15 yrs and it's all true. Can't stop laughing.

[Starkles46]

BWAAAHAHAHAA! I can't stop watching this!



[bcxmuscle]

Damn... you are right on with this... I've been a trainer for maybe 30 years now and i've heard just about all these before. Great video BJ!

[daisypotts1]

Hope this is the start of many to come - what about a male meat head version too !!!! Just so that you are not labelled a sexist ass.

[daisypotts1]

Quality movie - my favourite - oh my husband would like this move.

[MrPantherBH1]

is that Ashtan Cucher,

or how ever you spell his name

[confidential1035]

GOD these movements.... what am I doing... LOLOL

[alicialareinadecali]

This one sucks!!! Sssoooo not true, could of made it funnier

[OhShinyObject]

If you ignore the fact that he's dressed as a woman, that guy's pretty hot. :D

[fitchicklv]

BJ you are so hilarious!! I love this! I could not stop laughing. If you use Kettlebells checkout my channel and DVDs Kettlebell Bombshell

[bodybasicsfitness]

BJ, you are a mad man! This is off the hook!

[UTTLEYRAWFOOD]

Loved it, and I hear it every day :)

[Repent4Forgiveness]

The title with the "S" word in it is lacking, but the video is funny.

[Jlovecouture]

i love this, this is so me

[RMDsWifey]

I need to meet Steve! I would get an awesome ab workout laughing at him!

[hevid6149]

that is funny as shit

[tkmaz]

I don't care if I say that shit, I'm mesmerized by Steve's chest.

[fatburners]

funny coz it's true :)

[mymailbox4404]

How to act like a faggy guy? Women don't talk like that...

[33yvonnec]

Awwwwwwwwesome and so true

[catewa]

Why does this sound familiar.... lol.

[AsSweetAsether]

lol this was hilarious

[lizwolf3898]

This is exactly what i hear every day!!!! this is great.

[ampangelapruitt25]

He sounds like the narrator of Honey Badger!

[NickRitchey]

So true!

[Ktjh1221]

FUNeeeeeeeee!!!!

[lilnixy]

hahahha! since when do all women have lisps :P

[Hiea]

Ryan Reynolds..What are u doing here?!

[1aladwan]

LOL.. Very funny! LOVED IT!!!

[slesseps]

Too funny!

[physiofighter]

and no woman ever trained with Steve again 

[oxfordshirt]

@physiofighter lol kinda mean but funny hehehe

[SaraEverSoClever]

if you look close enough, thats a guy in girls clothes with a wig on

[Circusmnkee]

@SaraEverSoClever I noticed that about two minutes in. By then it was too late. What have I done?

[RatDave]

@SaraEverSoClever Oh Sara, you're ever so clever.

[RichRotella]

@SaraEverSoClever ya don't say... ... ...

[PainterLynn]

Watching again because it's too funny! Still laughing!

[Lthib1]

LOVE...LOVE...LOVE...OMG..Love­ this!!!..will share this with all my Crossfit nuts...

[SharonYza]

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[AJPersonalTraining]

Awesome!!



[Starkles46]

HILARIOUS!!!! I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!



[0613Juliana]

I am sharing this with all my clients!

[KatFortra]

OMG this is SO TRUE!! haha!

[iammizzezbrown]

FUNNNNAYE!

[MaleOrderBride]

This guy is hawt!!

[brettenator]

The funniest thing about this video is that you are a personal trainer for a living

[curleedst]

Ok.....this is hilarious! Some of these things are exactly what I say to my trainer. Wine comment...hilarious!

[jamesa70]

How gay can one get!!! Keep trying!!!

[Timon19iei]

This is the dumbest of the "shit girls say" fad going around. Lame attempt to promote yourself.

[UrbanNeanderthal]

Good Job, my sweety has hired a trainer & I think I've heard a few of these lines already... LOL

[fitwjacks]

This is fantastic way to go to PROMOTE!!!!! Excellent!!!

[kelseaann02]

LMAO!!!!!

[triangleyoga]

Should've been a woman....this makes fun of gay men and that's not funny.

[epidemix]

@triangleyoga Shut up, faggot.

[MomOfThreeCats]

@triangleyoga I'm pretty sure he's dressed like a woman because he's attempting to portray women, and talk like women - just like his other videos. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty confident saying this has nothing to do with making fun of gay men...

[crosswind76]

So True!!!!!! also" Why am I so sore next day"? ...I love to feel the burn the next day, good reminder of hard work

[crosswind76]

HAHA

[elchilangoleon]

ur good u should make lazy guys say to trainer

[nonamesavailable5]

LOL This is great

[ChepeHMB]

Lameee

[AshleyAnn87]

You're SCARY good

[goddessdianamoon]

does that rolling thing really make you lose cellulite? no, serious question

[P90XCarter]

@goddessdianamoon no. It's used for myofascial release.

[msmaji85]

holy shit that was funny lmao salads just dont do it for me lol this dude

[walid562]

Wahahah rofl

OH MAI GAWDDDD I CANT HAVE DO