The Mardi Gras Video

[faelismaegnus]

Man! I agree with you! WHO SERIOUSLY GNAWS ON THEIR ADVERSARIES? No bushido code for douchebags. Now you know! Handle them with care. Hope you've long since healed.

[Sidisify]

That guy belongs in a cage with raccoons.

[BadAlbert]

The cops really should have been going 'we got a biter, let's roll!' Sadly that utopian vision is just that.

[endlessjoe]

Egads! You've returned! I'm sounding the trumpets, my friend.

[michiganprada]

dammmmn that fucker was hungry all you had to do is feed him

[Earthgiant610]

Hey at least you helped out your friend when she needed it and that guy is freak for biting you.

[brokendave]

Dude you are going to turn into a zombie.  GTFA!

[jamiedarko]

brutal duder, hope all is worked out now!.

on a different note, Minus the bear finally came to aussie land again, saw em twice in 2 days, right at the front, dave gave me guitar solos to the grill, i am now bear devirginised

[jennor81]

oh my- yeah i dont know if any code of ethics least in the US where a guy bites?!?! lol less he was mike tysons son- hahahah but yeah- twaty is that guy- he needs to fight like a real man- LOL

[mickenoss]

Next time just beat the living shit out of him, what a twat!

[JunkmanJim]

Bites on hands that end up in the emergency room often end in amputation of digits (people wait until the fingers balloon up from infection). Any deep bite should be an emergency room visit with a deep clean of the wound and a course of antibiotics. They are really prone to infection.

ps. that guy is a cunt.

[JunkmanJim]

Sometimes a man gets a powerful hankerin' for Cajun food.... I hear bayou boys taste good with fava beans and a nice chianti.

[donkeyjune]

I don't know, if a guy as big as you or nick were holding me down, I would bite, scratch, pee, scream, poke, kick, defecate, throw my menses, what ever I had to do to get you off me. Maybe chomper thought back to his days with uncle Fred.

[Prepoceros]

Aiming for a starring role in Paperlilies' zombie movie, eh?

[SuperJitan]

whoa man. what a crazy, freaky, dweeby loser face. ima come down there, me and you man, we'll sort this cracker out

[shereenmo]

human mouths are some of the dirtiest places, watch closely for infection on those bites, Im sorry for the sucky mardi gras

[Wilsty88]

Man, it's always got to be some douche that ruins a party. 

Well, at least you didn't get Braidwood cops. I was once pulled over by a cop who was riding a bike. He might as well have been wearing a fanny pack to pull out his tickets. I might film that story since it'd take too long to write on here.

Well, I hope all is well. This is "Wilstysabsinthe," by the way. I made an alternate account.

[Zxzm]

Wait, you have to go to court? Are you testifying in the guy's pre-trial exam or did you get cited yourself?

[endlessjoe]

I got cited myself. And I can't even read the summons well enough to tell what for.

[Zxzm]

Yeah you should probably do that.  Please update on what it was that you were cited for.

[amsterjo]

crazyyy!!! no wonder you didn't get back to my text message. jeezum.

[klunky]

damn, between this and the st charles ave shootings, mardi gras 2009 is looking fucked up from here

[moe29]

Free Nick!

Fingers crossed that this shit storm clears out fast for you guys.

That guy's just lucky you didn't pound the living shit out of him.

[TheBlackWesleySnipes]

your wishes have been granted, Moseph.

i'm free as a bird.

not a moment too soon...

if i had the choice of being in a Mexican prison or New Orleans, I'd definately choose Mexico.

the O.P.P. is the sorriest excuse for a prison system in the world. things that shouldn't even be an issue get blown into huge problems, and things that could be taken care of instantly take, well, 5 days in jail...

for a god damn speeding ticket...

[shereenmo]

omg he is a free man

[Genisimpatient]

P.S. Do your bites hurt? And your eye?

[endlessjoe]

As of right now, Nick still isn't out, but we're hoping he'll get out today. This is ridiculous. And my eye doesn't hurt, and bites are only sort of uncomfortable when I move, but not painful. Honestly, the part of me that hurts the worst is my knee from scraping it around on the concrete while on top of the guy.

[Genisimpatient]

I am truly sorry that your celebration got ruined in such a way. I hope the guy gets what he deserves when you go to court. I hope Nick isn't in too much trouble. And even though it turned out shitty, I sincerely have a lot respect for you for doing the right thing, defending your friend, and trying to get the police to get the biting retard out of there.

[Genisimpatient]

This is a ridiculously absurd story, I don't get it either. This guy is a fucking pussy, harassing women and biting. Just goes to show you what kind of ''man'' disrespects women. And I don't understand why the police would do that. Is Nick out yet?

[paradeoffears]

I'm caught in the grip of the city, madness...

[personalimagery]

bites... sorry about the nightmare, Joe. hope everything is ok with Nick. ...and I thought my carnaval was bad.

[personalimagery]

read the comments here. good to know about TheBlackWesleySnipes. as for the legal stuff, summons [it seems absurd]... best wishes, man.

[suavekitty]

People suck nuts...especially the police.

[audiolovingfemme]

good for you, dude. way to stick up for the ladies. that's awesome. and well, you ARE referring to the NOLA Police... I hear LA isn't known for good go'vt. But I hope all works out well...and you feel better.

[brazenhead75]

I feel your pain. I got a hunk of flesh bitten out of my shoulder by some spank outside of a deftones show about 10 years ago. Couldn't stand gettin his ass kicked, so he jumps me form behind and latches like a rbid weasel. You really need to go get that shit checked at the hospital if you haven't already. Hopes Snipes is alright. Fuck the po-po!

[endlessjoe]

We're hoping he'll be out of jail by today. F da Po-leece inDEED!

[estabutta]

ugh diseases!!! get your rabbis shot

[elgorfo2]

Now I'm sort of glad I spent Mardi Gras in a shithole of a town... sorry about NIck.

I feel as though we should riot the street while the song "Fight the Power" plays in the background with signs that say "Free Nick!"

[TheBlackWesleySnipes]

fucking right.

let's do it.

just let me know what i can do to help!

[ravenlaughs]

Holy fuck Joe, go see a doctor or something. The human mouth is one of the most dirty things you could be punctured with.

Though I have to say, you are a fucking BAD ASS

[Acgloserpunk]

so good

[aproxxy]

what a douche nozzle, indeed

I hope the judge tells him that watching "Silence of the Lambs" & then going to a party to start things you can't finish & ruin the night is the last thing he gets to do as a free man for a while

[endlessjoe]

Agreed, brutha. Agreed.

[kellyisthebombyo]

that's terrible! I'm sorry that happened to you :( That was very nice of you, sticking up for your friend like that. Some men don't know when to leave a girl alone.

[lisasimpson]

That's how girls fight, that's why I try and stay as far away from that shit as possible!

Poor Nick, maybe he will at least get some medical treatment out of the deal.

Now let's just pray that Chompers isn't a vampire.

[rhythm7a]

Wow, what a load of shit that Nick ends up in jail instead of that asshole. My best to him.

So was that guy able to dislocate his jaw like a snake? Alien? Those are some impressive wounds. i don't know that there is any such thing as old school fighting any more.

You know, I want to give the cops some respect, but given the police state mentality that has taken over this country, I just can't.

[endlessjoe]

Well, the asshole (Chompers) ended up in jail as well. So, no worries. Hopefully we can get this over with and done. I didn't even really want the dude arrested. Just wanted the cops to make sure he wouldn't bite somebody else.

[LisaAsterisk]

OMG! What a story! That guy is NUTS! I can't believe the cops handcuffed YOU! Those are some nasty wounds you've got there.

P.S.  21stCenturyCat sent me your way.

[edepew83]

wow dude that suuucks. sorry about the possible rabies infection lol and nick.

yea those of us who've lived in la all our lives are either OVER mardi gras pretty quick, or completely and utterly into it forever lol...i, for one, have been over it before i was under it.

hope it's all okay buddy!

[cheeseandbread]

i got bitten by some random guy at a club too... TWICE! but it was affectionate haha so i let him... yeah that's my story to all that...

[sundancefilmfestival]

Damn, I would have gone into survival/rage mode and stomped the guy. When the dude is biting and clawing your eyes, gloves off dude!

[gemmi42]

hey, good luck with all that. let me know if there's anything i can do to help

[endlessjoe]

Thank ya, m'dear :)

[21stCenturyCat]

that was one f@cked up story and not what I was expecting

[lisasimpson]

Ditto!

[barblegarble]

Did you have that looked at by a doctor? I heard human bites are more prone to infection then dog bites. I'm glad I'm still here to tell you that cus' a dog bite put me in the hospital end of november. Be careful out there Joe, very sorry to hear about your run in with chompers. With Nick is it a matter of needing money? There are many here who would be willing to help. Let us know.

[endlessjoe]

Paramedics showed up and checked me out. Just told me to keep it clean and I should be fine. I was wearing 3 layers of clothes, so I never got direct mouth to skin contact. As for Nick, it's not a money matter, but a matter of him waiting to be transferred, and them waiting til Wednesday because of damn Mardi Gras. Thanks for the support.

[barblegarble]

good to know your doing better & great to hear Nick is out of the hoosgow. (who the hell knows how to spell that anyway)

[Italianbrit125]

Thank God there are nice guys that exist like you. I'm sorry you had to deal with such a douche bag! I hope the guy gets a lawsuit and a half slapped on his chompin' ass.

Hope you heal up soon Joe!

[thisseemsfishy]

Thank god there are still SOME chivalrous guys out there. I'm sorry you and Nick have had such a bad time of it, but good on ya for protecting your friend.

I've been in that situation more than once where I've felt incredibly frightened and violated even in a room full of people...when people WERE helping me! Some people are so persistent when drunk.

If that happened to me now I'm pretty sure my man would go to town on them then HE'D be in trouble :*( Go figure! The police are useless.

[Stefaneedee]

I feel your pain Joe. The last fight I got into a girl tried to cheap shot me while I was in my car. Needless to say I got out and beat the hell out of her. Though, not before she had a chance to fish hook my eye too. Sounds like the guy you fought might possibly have a sister here in Wyoming. :)

[endlessjoe]

May they all catch life-long diarrhea and dehydrate. Possibly to death. Cheers!

[ClayThrower]

No, the lesson is don't call the cops if you or your friend have something the'd arrest you for. Another lesson is to walk away whenever possible, rather than resort physical violence. And a 3rd lesson is violent irrational people don't follow your fight club rules or code of ethics...because they are irrational douches, so they are libel to do anything from biting to shooting. Great story though, I like the way you told it.

[DukeJohnson11]

Douches be crazy

biting if fucked up; if what you say is the truth, then in my opinion you are in the right.

[kellyjaxn]

Oh my god!! Who, in their right mind, bites people?!? Honestly I'd be getting an HIV test done because that can be transferred in saliva.

[eldritchwizard]

He's a vampire!

Remember I told you about that punk chick who bit my back? The bite looked like the one on your ribs. It'll probably turn yellow by the end of the week.

[endlessjoe]

Ha. Glad to know I won't look like chewed up jerky for too long.

[Circledbreadstick]

I had some dude try and gouge my eye out too, he tried sticking each of his thumbs in my eyes and gouge them out. Fucking pussies.

[NotEvsie]

One day I shall attend the perfect party, every single one I have ever been to has always had one tosspot spoiling it for everyone else.

I always had you pegged as more of a lover than a fighter, Joe - maybe he was just trying to give you a hickey or two?

Hope the Nick situation turns out okay - you should be fine, self defence and the testimony (I presume) of the lady in question.... sounds like his situation could be trickier. Best of luck mate.

[endlessjoe]

Yeah, I didn't even see what happened with Nick. So, I hope he makes it out ok. I appreciate it.

[NotEvsie]

Jesus, I just read the news. I always thought of Mardi Gras as one big party, an excuse to let loose and have a good time.... now 7 people have been shot?

Does it make me sound like an old man when I say "What the fuck is happening with the world?"

[endlessjoe]

No, I'm with you. Maybe I AM an old man. But, these people are devolving into animals. I'd rather be an old man.

[doobisbone]

All it takes is one fuckin' prick to ruin it all for everyone.

You handled it like a man and defended yer friend.

Hey, whats the song at the end here?

[endlessjoe]

That would be the instrumental version of "Madness" by Deltron 3030, m'friend

[doobisbone]

Thaaaank yooou good sir

[cynlynj]

It you haven't had a tetanus shot in the last 10 years you probably should get one.

Getting bit by a human is so full of germs. Call your doc and ask them. What a candy ass biting you that little worm.

[0ldShoes]

I thought you just had a really huge third nipple at first but

Ouchies!! at least he didn't go for yr nuts i spose, that's how rugby players go at it heh :/

[pullosbitch]

Jesus... what a fucking heathen! Props to you for sticking up for your friend like that. I hope you guys make out alright in court.

[TheBlackWesleySnipes]

i love joe to death, but i will not make out with him in court, no matter how much that would help...

:)

thanks though.

[pullosbitch]

LOL.! Shit, allow me to rephrase: Best of luck in court.

[BenderBurgers]

Thats pretty fucked dude.The cops pretty much charge everyone involved in anyway with something.|Something to that nature,maybe not the use of one's mouth,happens at every party I ve ever been to or heard of."Its was a fun night until this guy lit my dog on fire.".or "It was great until this girl puked on me and then ran into a wall and killed herself."To bad you cant spot these people before they're let in the party.|Good luck to ya Joe,I think it will work out for you, I wouldnt worry to much.

[endlessjoe]

I appreciate it. I'm pretty stressed out about it right now, but hopefully I'll just be done with the whole damn thing after this week.

[thorr18BEM]

Twatty behavior indeed

[RoobyJuice]

Joe! You have some pretty nasty battle scars there.

It ain't right seeing you like that, it makes stomach do all kindsa weird things.

You're right, dude was a twat but hey.. you're the hero.

x

[reshmecka]

holy shit Joe thats re-god-damned-diculous. when i first saw the marks before you explained i thought they were rubber bullet marks, then i saw the fuck da police on the description i thought for sure you were in some screwed up mardi gras riot and got shot by the fuzz.!!

this story was just as fucked up and funnier because of the biter. take lots of pictures those bites with fade but the story is priceless.

much love

[LiquidDuano]

Make sure you take pictures of your wounds....if he bites, he might be the kind of douche that sues you for beating him up after he breaks in to your house too.

I guess this is the man they had in mind when they invented the term "panty waste".

[endlessjoe]

Yeah, I took pictures of them the next day. Also, there were plenty of witnesses. From what I understand, the guy had warrants out for his arrest already, and meanwhile, I don't even have a traffic ticket on my record. I'm hoping the combination of all these should be sufficient. But, I'm being charged with SOMETHING. Blah. We'll see.

[jennfabulous]

this made tears stream down my face. i love you.

[TheBlackWesleySnipes]

if i wasn't so hardened from prison, i may have choked up a little too...

but i'm street now... i'm a G.

[ghstbstrsgrl]

wow, im sorry that sucks. ur a stand up guy for trying to help your lady friend and this is what you get for it, so stupid.

[cerebulon]

Holy fucking shit, dude! You need to go the hospital. And yeah, never call the cops. They are the most useless fuckers around.

[roadblock24]

but on humorous side..sure this guy wasn't a 3rd cousin of mike tyson?

[AsertyDances]

And I thought my fight with the floor this week was bad... rendering me with a half inch splinter in the foot... oh no, that's nothing compared to a biter. 

Shit, perhaps a conversation with a doctor is in order and a lot of polysporin.

And unfortunately I don't ever feel protected by the police, I have never trusted that organization.

Since Mardi Gras no longer holds prestige... perhaps it's time for the crew to move... to um... I don't know... NYC!

[endlessjoe]

Yeah, thanks to me calling the police, I have to go to court, and am being charged with .... something. I can't even read the summons I was issued. Fun. I'm all about some NYC. Although I might have to live in a box for a while.

[roadblock24]

Damn Joe,

your right about the level of instinct chompers had..and hard telling what he may of carried in his body though?

my parents always use to tell me, if a dog bites you then you should bite it back twice as hard, but then again when someones in that position..that kind of rationale doesnt exactly come into play.

best of luck to your friend.

[endlessjoe]

Ha. Thanks. I was on top of him the whole time, so the only thing I could've really bitten was his face or something, and I just don't have that in me. I'll slug it out old-school, but I have qualms about disfiguring somebody

[thisseemsfishy]

Yeah, maybe he's rabid! I hear you guys still have that over there...was he foaming at the mouth Joe?

Doesn't bode well for Nick, in jail AND succumbing to a nasty neurotropic virus. That's GBH if I ever heard it!

[Centerfold]

What a mess. Those bites look NASTY. What was wrong with him? Shame he singlehandedly marked the end of Mardi Gras for you. Oh well. All good things come to an end. Was he even a match for you? If not, that's probably where the biting came in. He probably wanted to make sure he didn't look like a bigger pussy than he already was. Fail.

[endlessjoe]

I think he was scared, and I say that with zero intention of sounding like a meat-head braggart. My initial punch still had him bent over and staggering when I grabbed him, threw him to the ground, and got on top of him. But, still. Scared or not, biting somebody and clawing at their eyes while you're on the ground just increases your pussy percentage by 80, at least.

[MercuryRizing777]

Hope your okay, there is always some cocksucker at a party that ruins everything, sounds like that guy never grew up, he couldnt handle his liquor I guess, well anyway best wishes to you, get that checked out.

[endlessjoe]

I appreciate it. He's the turd in the punch bowl, indeed. Unfortunately, there were multiple floaters that night.

[jennfabulous]

agreed.

[beckstraordinary]

Man, I'm sorry some douche ruined Mardi Gras for you. Also, get some chicken soup for that cold.

[WeatherManToBe]

who bites somebody?

Chris Brown, that's who

[Furnifur]

No, we don't have no biters up round here. Yeah you did mardi gras up he past two years that I've seen, you've done your duty. Note to Nick.pay your tkts dude.

[paternagnstuser]

Your fighting code of ethics = the bayou

Lets fight on the backroad

[endlessjoe]

It's true. I'm bayou as fuck. I'll slug it out old-school on the back road any day. But, biting a man and clawing like some sort of scared damsel in distress is sub-par.

[fnordly]

Got news for you from Cleveland, there's no such thing as a fair fight. Sorry all that happened, man.

[paternagnstuser]

might wanna put some neosporin on that

[firefare]

There ya' go. I hope you get a tetanus shot. I don't want you to get lockjaw...how could you vlog?

[2redheads]

Wow, douche bag is an understatement...ok the nursey nurse in me has gotta say that human bites require antibiotics cause we have nasty ass mouths, those are the worst human bites I've ever seen!!. Not beating his ass showed a lot of restraint Joseph. Hope Nick is ok. <3

[endlessjoe]

Well, I was wearing 3 layers of clothes at the time, so I never got direct teeth to skin contact. I've been cleaning everything daily, and looks like I'll be fine. We're hoping to be able to get Nick out tomorrow. Fingers crossed.

[jennfabulous]

i hope so. i'm worried about him... very worried.

[2redheads]

Update us via Twitter or something will ya? Jail for unpaid tickets is revolting to me. Aren't our jails overcrowded? Someone who didn't pay a fine does not belong in jail! Nicks in my thoughts.

[TheBlackWesleySnipes]

I am home.

thanks for the kind thoughts.

all is well!

[2redheads]

You're welcome my friend!! SO glad to hear you're out and home safe!!  I hope they waved your speeding ticket fine after 5 days in jail, freakin ridiculous Nicholas!! Hey, that rhymes, bad I know...welcome home buddy!

[greenNebula]

Not only is that a numbing story... But you made a great video telling it.

[KnowHimMinistries]

oh my..

I hope he was current on his shots.

[Genn333]

My sister used to bite when we were kids. If we were fighting that was usually her way to hurt me when she was upset. Once when apple bobbing I got the apple she wanted so she bit my wrist so hard it started to bleed....granted this was pretty much 20 years ago. Still, you never forget being bitten. (We get along a lot better now)

I hope you heal fast. At least its nice to know there are some men like you who know how a woman should be treated. So thank you. Get well soon. <3

[endlessjoe]

Thanks, lady  :)

[BastardMonk]

that sounds like the shittiest possible night.

get that bite checked out lest you too transform into a douchebag like some hellish werewolf scenario

[endlessjoe]

Ha. Good call.

[dragonforce88z]

LOL who the hell bites someone?! thats halarious.

[Prelude1814]

screw that Douchey McChompface!! really who bites?