Sarah Palin's Voters Guide AKA Scare The Vote (by DC Douglas)

[WallieTF]

Best ever... just the best shit i've ever seen it's ridiculous...

[whoo689]

Mama Grizzlies! ...Because a big, wild, predatory animal that will tear you apart and is scary as fuck is a GREAT model for our politicians to follow.

[NeoLiberalPoverty]

Mamma Grizzlies ROCK! Take up your Bibles and preach it, sisters!

WE WILL STOP the secular left from making America into a third world eastern european country! All liberals hate America.

Take out your AK47 and your BIBLE and let those godless know that only Conservative Christians can read the Bibletution!!!



[whoo689]

@NeoLiberalPoverty Please tell me that was satire.

[preachermuaddib]

@NeoLiberalPoverty aww...you're just so...adorable

[SithAngel77]

I love how Mama Grizzlies want less rights for women. Do they forget that means they will have less rights too? Oh, wait, that requires thinking, my mistake.

[NeoLiberalPoverty]

@SithAngel77

You don't have the right to take a life, unless in is in war for freedom.

I think, therefore I vote! I vote no more death! You DON'T!

[SithAngel77]

@NeoLiberalPoverty I'm sorry, I don't understand what part of women's right had to do with taking life? Unless you're referring to the right to abortion, by which if you actually do research you will find that making abortion illegal it will not stop abortions, it will just increase the number of deaths, as women will have abortions without medically trained doctors, in unclean, unsafe, unregulated institutions just like they did before.

I think, therefore I vote.

[Quickiezzz]

Grizzlies...they will fuck you up.

[BecomingVincent]

These people have millions of followers. It makes you think about the education system in the us ...

[lancebaxter]

RESULTS: 10. Ayotte - IN 09. Ellmers - IN 08. Fiorina - OUT 07. Buerkle - UNDECIDED 06. Hartler - IN 05. Parker - OUT 04. Walorski - OUT (Yay!) 03. Angle - OUT (Whew!) 02. Bachman - IN (WTF) 01. O'Donnell - OUT (duh) 5 out of 5. We're half crazy with Palin Picks now!

[tekhiun]

United States of Insanity

[thenovascotia20]

DOES SARAH PALIN WANT A CRACKER

[TheDrunkenHer0]

No one likes quitters in Alaska...

No one likes 2 faces in Alaska...

Hell, Pres.Obama is more popular than sarah palin in Alaska...

[marcetclaude]

that's AWESOME

[esd2000]

I can't say enough how spot on this video is. Very well done and to the point. Thanks to whoever put it together. The really scary part is some of these Mama Grizzlies will actually win an election. What the hell are we thinking?

[Kristsama]

@esd2000 ...We can think?

[Kabrud47]

Rid of Sarah Palin

[SDgirl007]

Sarah Palin, feminist? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA rriiiiiiight.

[Slayerfan84]

Sarah Palin makes Dan Quayle sound like Albert Einstein!

[nando90210]

lets not forget her husband who wants alaska to seperate from the rest of the nation

[arbutus1]

sarah Palin is such a stupid ass, spoiled prom queen. Can't stand to hear her voice any more.

[teabaggersblow]

I wish the DMC could play that video in every city in the US every hour on the hour until election day. hehehe

[ProChoiceGrandma]

THANKS! THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER!

It is a shame this video didn’t include the fact that Star Parker has publicly disclosed that she has had four abortions and was a teenage shoplifter. She is just another one of those IOKIYAR hypocrites who want to impose restrictions on EVERYONE ELSE’s rights, while enjoying THEIR freeeeduuums.

[SickBoyZap5]

OMG! That was hilarious!! Rum and Coke shot out of my nose!!

That is until the video fades away and you are left with the sickening realization that SOME OR ALL OF THESE FREAKS ARE GOING TO BE ELECTED!!!

That is, IF WE DON'T GET MOTIVATED!!!

[bignewf]

Great video. Nicely done.

[SagDec15]

WHAT? They want LESS Government, but they want to CONTROL EVERYTHING YOU DO? how's that LESS?  WTF

[MrTabby5000]

@SagDec15

thats the republican party.they want to regulate morality to the standards of the christianity myth.

[emperoreitan]

The guy who narrates the video must work in the field his voice is exactly spot on!

[lancebaxter]

@emperoreitan myvoiceoverguy[dot]com

[puppycow]

Awesome! :D

[whbon73]

Great vid. Nice work.

[bolicsoundz]

GOP Spice Girls 2010 US Tour continues through November, featuring Greedy Spice (Fiorina), Rape Spice (Angle), Klan Spice (Hartzler), Chastity Spice (O'Donnell) and more.

[rhonda1025]

The mere fact that these women (and like thinking men) have a following scares the hell out of me!

[mavrek47]

@rhonda1025 : Right-On! (lol) I agree 100%.

[SickBoyZap5]

@rhonda1025

Jesus! it is scary!!

[tomrunr]

Get Out The VOTE!

Or these people Will get elected.

[IamTheStrokes]

Bravo! Bravo I tell you!!!!

[chgosatrap]

Antediluvian idiots, flooded with ignorance.

Great vid, Lance.

[pranabelly]

FABULOUS

[KWBookClub]

Hilarious....we have to get all this lunacy out there.

[MegForMeg]

Great voiceover, well written!

[frenzychris]

Wow. That is a slew of grizzly mamas! Well done!

[TheDrunkenHer0]

Mama Moose protect their young too...sarah should know, she murders them...

[mavrek47]

@lancebaxter : Right-On! It's definitely 100% uneducated "jerkymorone1" (aka Oinker) who lives on YT 24-7 and has NOTHING to do ALL day but post from his main channel & his DOZENS of pathetic sock & clone channels. His ORIGINAL channel was SUSPENDED for posting hate & filth.

[mavrek47]

@why760nitro : Vegas odds state you're another prime example of hypocritical uneducated Reich-Wing Trash.

GOP: Got National Leadership? Got RELEVANCY in National Govt? Got a Clue.

GOP = GREEDY OLD PERVS...GUNS OIL POVERTY...GRIDLOCK OBSOLETE PITY

[rummyspentagon]

Great Video  this appeals to both Tea party patriots and enemies of the state. looking forward to November take America back,This coming election will allow the masses Sam and Sally potato salad to defend the constitution from domestic enemies

[beerbrain420]

It's a shame that a magnificient animal like a grizzly bear could be so tarnished by a mindless loonball like Palin and her band of reactionary idiots. If I was a grizzly bear I would want to swipe some teabagger moron head off over this.

[ohwnou]

a teabagger will think this was real

[eliassailor]

Only in America are there people dumb enough to hope that this naturally stupid person(sarah palin) will become our next president. And yes it's mostly the Christian bible-thumping idiot morons.

[mavrek47]

@jeremyoyer2 : Why would ANYONE answer you when you've PROVEN time & again to be a HUGE UNEDUCATED embarrassing Reich-Wing piece of trash?

Oinker blames her baldness on repetitive head-lice infestations; but we know she likes to be her Reich-Wing pathetic self when using her racist & hateful desperate sock & clone channels.

I told lance this a.m. you'd be using your 3rd channel since your 1st was SUSPENDED due to posting hate & filth, and in anticipation your 2nd channel gets suspended. (lol)

[mavrek47]

@jeremyoyer2 : I'll never stoop as LOW to any ANSWER any of your dumb-ass questions. You're a HUGE (no pun intended) proven uneducated Reich-Wing asshole. You blame your baldness on recurring head-lice infestations; but we know it's because you're a typical CON racist skinhead.

I related to lance you're so desperate & pathetic you'd reply here using your jerkymoroner2 channel...in anticipation your 2nd channel gets SUSPENDED, like your 1st. See how predictable you are? Got ORIGINAL Channel? lol

[JaneDoex911]

DC Douglas, you do me proud, man. And oh, your voice is spectacular also, too!

[MrTabby5000]

yes sarah take us back to 1800 when you were property.Maybe that will shut her up.

[mavrek47]

@jeremyoyer1 : I see you're posting here after this video's author BLOCKED my CLONE....which happens to be you!

Which do you enjoy MORE? CLONING people all day on YT while reaching for Krispy-Kremes OR entering the Kow Rove/Flush Limpdough look-a-like contests? The only thing you've proven is you're a HUGE (no pun intended) Reich-Wing UNEDUCATED skinhead, who enjoys humiliating himself time & again.

GOP = GRIDLOCK OBSOLETE PITY....GUNS OIL POVERTY

GOP GOAL: Continue IRRELEVANCY in Nat'l Govt!

[lollerfisk]

@maverick47sucks Dude, Canada is awesome! Have you checked out the Vancouver Film School? BTW, spamming my channel with your sock accounts is really cute. Seriously. I'll bet you did the same to six or seven different people who commented on this video. You, sir, are one dedicated troll.

[mavrek47]

@maverick47sucks : Man Coulter is a Bulimic Drag-Queen.

FOX News (aka FAUZ Snooze) is as FAIR & BALANCED as OBESE Drug-Addict Flush Limpdough & BULIMIC Drag-Queen Man Coulter sitting on OPPOSITE ends of a see-saw.

GOP = GREEDY OLD PERVS (Oink-Oink)!

[mavrek47]

@maverick47sucks - Sara (should be SaraH) you UNEDUCATED Reich-Wing moron. Know how to SPELL your candidates name CORRECTLY if you wish to talk about them, otherwise you continue to make a HUGE fool of yourself.

Quit spending your time foot-tapping in mens-rooms with GOP hypocrite Sen Craig. NOBODY believes you when you state you're doing it in hopes of hearing Geroge Michael's LATEST release. Nobody also believes you when you're on your knees repenting to GOP Preacher Haggard afterward. (lol)

[MrTabby5000]

we need the republicans regulating a womans uterus.

[lordtalon69]

This is the funniest satire of politics i've ever seen.

displaced sperm lol. To much win to repeat!

[Trittydi]

Love it!!

[greenmagic12]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow thats awesome

[unixd0rk]

run some more unelectable candidates!  wooohoo!

[bigstereo]

@CharlieWolf5 At least your own bigotry will help in preventing an even bigger bigot from leading our nation someday.

[andrewneedsalawn]

what's scary about the US, is that it contains people who take this woman seriously.

[ktkraft]

Fantastic.

[thegreatdaveo]

It says in the Bible that women who have sex out of wedlock should be stoned to death. Bristol better find a good hiding place!

[zozokusai]

How did these idiots get this far?

[classicallady]

@lancebaxter Placed on my FB and channel. My gang already shared it. GREAT JOB!

[lorena509]

Ahahahahahaha......This is Great!  LMFAO

[tlfettled]

i watched the entire video, some people might actually buy into this video instead of understanding the video is a sacastic put down.

[WeirdLiberalHead]

LOL! This is awesome!

[IWLocal8]

Imperative that all good Christians see this?!?The good Christians that I know are for Freedom of Religion - the ability to follow the tolerance that Jesus taught and treat our brothers as ourselves.

O'Donnell practiced witchcraft! Sarah (the palmreader) Palin's "Family Values" includes a pregnant underage daughter!

NO THANKS

[allieron]

Did she say "Dumber grizzlies" ? I think she did.

How tragic that religiously-challenged, superstitious bigots and anti-Reality morons are allowed to not only vote, but even stand for office.

Poor America. So far from Reason, so close to Dog. God. Whatever.

[classicallady]

@allieron Tres bien dit! PARFAIT!

[SickBoyZap5]

SHARE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS VID!! You rock brother!

[WendyMo1]

OMG what a load of biggots.....is this real?? Does the US really have people who are this far behind the rest of the world? They should be locked up for being psycological and intellectual cripples.....well done women -NOT!....Ummmmm, perhaps they could all be moved to the Stepford Wives set!!! Then we could burn it down!!!

Very entertaining vid...please tell me it's not true though!!!

[IWLocal8]

@WendyMo1 I'm embarassed to admit that we do have these kooks in the US.Luckily,they are in the minority - they just have friends with deep pockets.

[borisgoodenough1988]

what else does the g.o.p. have? real ideas????

[IWLocal8]

@borisgoodenough1988 Yeah - just look at Christine O'Donnell! We can all save gas by riding a broom to work! LMAO

[borisgoodenough1988]

@IWLocal8 i would wish that she'd fly her broom back to salem, and give delaware back to normal folks

[GlassSnakeFangs]

*Sheep sound FX??* Anyone else like making their own choices and thinking for themselves? Raise of hands?

[shroomchicachica]

Omg those b*tches are crazy, deport them, asap!

[WendyMo1]

@shroomchicachica where the hell to?....I know....Canada!! Tee Hee Hee....

[rawdawg000]

Best video ever

[jpabla1263]

Great video, it's hilarious. But no joke, these chicks need to be deported

[WaityKaity]

Terrifying and yet hilarious at the same time!

[hmsixsixsix]

I'm all for the no equal rights thing..... then I an going to go and slap the shit out of each and every one of these bitches...(sarcasm)

[drkevincampbell]

Boehner, Newt, McCain are a curse to the pure republican party. They are neo-cons globalist who will continue their goal of a New World Order. We need real Americans and REAL Republicans in congress. Kick these sick global elites like Boehner and McCain out and bring in more of the Rand Paul types. These neo-cons want world government and endless wars for profit. That is not Constitutional. We need to keep them away from the Tea Party. They will poison it and destroy it.

[lastmondaypast1]

is this some kind of sick joke? see you in the next greatest economic depression america.

[davelamhk]

anti-intellectual = stupidity?

[97ginoVDB]

For once in my 13 and 3/4 years of life something dosnt make sense to me.....

so i must say...

WTF ARE THEY TRYING TO SAY? ITS JUST SOME GUY SAYING THINGS RANDOMLY

ARGGGGGHH!!!

[AnnVanOwen]

I vote for the forced sterilization of Sarah Palin and all of her grizzlies.

[Barshki]

Sarah Palin: "Visionary", "leader", "feminist", moron.

[ElucidateProductions]

Love it. The beginning is scary in so far as I thought it was serious. Nicely summarizes the creepy racist idiocy of the right... not that the left is any good, just way less bad.

[boldrdash]

Great vid putting em all together like that.

[meowomon]

Christine O'Donnell. ROTFLMAO!!!!! Teabaggers are nuts.

[WorldSutra]

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Lol !

Excellent !

So glad I'm subscribed !

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[BowedOak1]

Now that's a mama grizzly Jesus would hunt! Love it.

[forgetmenot1230]

That just rocks!! Love it! They may be anti-abortion but they do not support treating an infant with pre-existing conditions. So in fact they are pro fetus and pro killing infants! Yah! That makes sense !

[12dogpal]

I have never seen a bunch of Wackier Wanabes in my whole life, anyone who votes for these chicks, needs a lobotomy. Great Video!!

[boogitydown1264]

Wooooow the female version of the third reich! 

[patsy352]

Awesome. Luv it!!

[seamoremonster]

Beaucoup Excellent! I love it. Isn't it wonderful when these evolutionary throw backs are exposed with their own rhetoric? Fancy having the audacity and vanity to call themselves Grizzlies when grizzlies are a whole lot smarter.

[xdarkwing104x]

Treason has never made my dick harder....

[Android21A]

I love you D.C.

[ridleyfox]

LMBAO!!!!

[SithAngel77]

Too bad I can't like this more than once. Lance, you are the best!

[faething]

Excellent!

[ImWilson1]

All I can say is WOW this is AWESOME!!!!!!

[mefink24]

homophobics

[GodofCider]

What the hell 'is' this?! Lol ^_^

[Downfurlife]

LOL

[crazyinga]

LOVE IT.

KNOW what these people stand for when you pull the lever, poke the chad, touch that screen!

[fisher65]

ya lets get rid of the real america huh? sick witches are doomed!

[shrews13]

what a joke. I couldn't even get past the first 10 seconds without laughing when this says: Palin and Visionary in the same sentence.

Anyone who follows this woman is dumb as a rock.

[WeaponXSigma]

@shrews13 I agree. Now I know why people say the world is gonna end in 2012. The Mayans weren't predicting the end of the world due to a natural disaster causing it, they predicted the end because they saw the future and seen Palin and company lol

[lollerfisk]

Thank you, Tea Party, for making Canada more and more appealing.

[this1blackguy]

At first of i was all o.0

Then i was like XD

[spicychickenwing31]

I have been informed!

[AtheisticTeenager]

LOL! Way to funny, while still being amazingly informative.

[jrm102]

For great justice!!!

[xyzoneon]

How can you forget that Christine O'Donnell is also a witch?! A good witch.

[brigidfitch]

But Swine Flu DIDN'T break out during Carter's administration. It broke out in 1976, while Ford was in office.

[HeatherRaeEstes]

Reposted! This was GREAT!

[ettico0513]

FINALLY! A video that speaks to me and my insane sensibilities!

[Newenlightenmentnow]

I feel like an idiot. It took me about 10-15 seconds to realize this is satire. lol

[icatchrye]

It's funny because it's true.

[Moirera]

If they do get in, and the country goes to shit (which it will with their "policies") They will still blame it on the democrats/liberals/obama/athei­sts/gays/muslims.... The right wing rhetoric never changes >.<

I saw someone on fox trying to blame the two wars on Bill Clinton the other day... rofl.

[CapnAkira]

"Cause mamas know just what's right and grizzlies will f*ck you up" should be their slogan.

[thismindofmine]

How is anti-intellectual a good trait to have?

[drukenhard]

@thismindofmine How are any of the traits listed "good to have"?

[thismindofmine]

@drukenhard Inorite?

[Newenlightenmentnow]

@drukenhard It's satire. don't feel bad though.  it nearly fooled me.

[drukenhard]

@Newenlightenmentnow I knew as soon as it started....no one can be serious and say good things about Palin supporters!

The person I replied to seemed confused and in turn I've confused you into thinking that I was confused

[DarkMatter2525]

It's mind boggling that they could make it this far. Their own worst nightmare would be if they got exactly what they wanted, like a little kid who is allowed to eat all the cookies in the cookie jar. The stomach ache is on it's way.

[Newenlightenmentnow]

@DarkMatter2525 I say we should abolish social security for tea baggers only. We'll how marketable illiteracy is in the American job market.

[julsHz]

Re--posted. Thanks for the bulletin.

Personally, I just don't like nuts in my political stew-- especially one made from Grizzly... or Moose.

[lara3indigo]

Thumbs down to the Tea Party. Thumbs up to 4chan for hacking their site.

[Newenlightenmentnow]

@lara3indigo who's 4chan? I would love to donate to them ;-).

[BalzacCinema]

@Newenlightenmentnow 4chan is mostly... anonymous O_O

[anonymous11441144]

@lara3indigo anon is legion

[Wrainith]

@lara3indigo

Wasn't just 4chan, you should thank Anonymous. If you like what we do there ... Check out ACTA. Google that shit.

Also cocks for mentioning 4chan. This isn't a raid but ... Common bro. You could be more subtle.

Too late to be subtle now.

[lara3indigo]

Thumbs down to the Tea Party. Thumbs up to 4chan for hacking their site. 

[capncrunch10]

Sir, as a North American grizzly bear I am deeply offended by this video. I demand that you take it down at once or I will be forced to maul you and your family to death. After which I will eat the most the most average temperature porridge in your home and fall asleep in the most average sized bed.

[vashcat]

As a voter in my 30's I think every year the GOP can not possibility find a more insane candidate. Every two years then they surprise me with a new list of nutters. As for Angle all i can say to her is: "There can be only one!"

[gloryfades770]

This needs to be put on national TV

[bhagan92]

Brilliant lol. That was just great.

[Sunflower0122Z]

Very nice I am sending this link out asap

[Mangina9000]

it's a nazi nightmare!

[juniorphreak]

This is still frightening. *shudder* Forget the boogeyman. These "Mamma Grizzlies" are what little kids should be afraid of.

[TechnoVomit]

"Mammas know what's right, and grizzlies f*ck you up." Best line and good stuff, D.C!

[NancyNyg]

Already reposting all over!

[rtcfrtcdana]

U R the Man! Thanks bunches!

[NancyNyg]

You rock D.C .. lets go viral again!

[lancebaxter]

@NancyNyg Bless your heart!!!

[isawanangel2]

@lancebaxter hey! big PROBLEM, i just found out fiorina is AGAINST NET NEUTRALITY can you make a video, oh, nevermind, i thought this was one of the attack ads from sarah's ethics scandals, whose charges were found guilty

[Grysham]

@NancyNyg

Viral, lets do this like the plague that will probably end the world in 2012. Do I need facts to support that? Hahaha, no, we can all believe what we want to believe as long as what you believe is what I believe. Thats not just common-sense. Thats grizzly-sense.