Shit Jamaican Parents Say

[reyjf]

LOVE this.!! =D

Too bad my parents lost their accents when they moved here. Lolz

[chinloy876]

im jamiacan an this shit is so true especially the remote

[TheSHlRTS]

LOL. The lip thing.

[HyperAndHappy]

Hit 5.

[NicKingPapiChulo]

reminds me of ky Mani Marley faces in Shottas ahah

[lalive08]

The facial expression....... hilarious! lmao

[clezz22]

Watch it every day

[Oracal88]

So funny and true

[feaginaugust]

i dont know wat he is say

[UptownBoyKhi96]

Yuh hav 2 eye an a phone GWANN..lmmmmaaaoooooo

[YayFlannigan]

Kony 2012

[WarWinner001]

Fake -N- Gay

[larmondboii98]

A DI SAME TING

[onewetmuffin]

Funny as hell.....plus he is fine!!!

[TheShawnda29]

Taxs ma backside!

[TheShawnda29]

WA HAPPEN TO DA DOLLA BREAD!

[iTalkToooMuchh123]

you already got 2 eye and a phone LOL:D

[ThatDudeSirraj]

LMFAO @ "Pass de remote"... camera pan

[Act101babee]

you know your Jamaican if you just laughed mega hard

[sarahkristinax3]

LMFAO



[guyanesebro]

1:33 LMFAOOO OMGGG ahahaaha



[mj496]

Sounds just like my dad

[mj496]

Sounds just like my dad

[sheebaby]

1:03 - 1:09 LMFAO!!!!! Dead

[clezz22]

Dead ass watch it when ur smacked

[tufftiffy]

i can't stop watch this XD dwl

[YoureAnIllusion]

omg, hilarious!! good job

[MalikaDBoo13]

this one was not funny at all #Jeeze

[clezz22]

Tax my backside

[cbhandcbh10]

haha this was good

[Hit7Beatz]

lol,

[Elsmeire]

1:08 hahaha

[mytimesag]

Unno to lazy... Lol

[TeeheePixie]

Lol :)

[EvieE1002]

I'm sure this would have been a lot funnier if I understood a word he said. lol

[AuroraGw2]

Don't tell me that's a fart can.

[FromKatie]

Subtitle this! I'm still laughing though, haha

[spice217]

lmao...

[316sun]

OMG I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW MY DAD IS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[clezz22]

Lmfaoooo

[23ellyloves]

LMFAO

[aleighachan]

The captions omg when he said go rinse ur crutches it goes what richard ratches. im dying

[raven9638527410]

0:36 ,lips ASHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1mS0Bored]

"Yuh lucky mi neva let yuh yam wata fi dinna" lmfao!

[gopzap111]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheBeccaFashionVlogs]

WHAT WAS MISSING: Gimme two chips, nuh mon!

[icarrus4u]

0:18 what is that?

[icarrus4u]

0:18 what is that?

[baddablessed123]

@icarrus4u say grace

[jazzo6cc]

hilarious

[odanejo]

WI NUH SOUND SUH U SOUND LIKE  CRUF SMH

[shocoice22]

oh man I don't understand one word

[LoveFuturePresent]

"What Richard ratchets" lmfao transcribe audio

[Irkski]

YO YUTE

[dannyfell51797]

Mega bblossom i am jamaican nd dhiss is CRAp

[cheetalious36]

Lol

[YoungShen292]

sry @ 0:30 u see him laugh

[YoungShen292]

* 2:05

[YoungShen292]

@ 2:04 and 2:0s u can see him laugh 

[cherrychuckles]

ROFL

[TheUncommonBeauty]

LOL

[NiftyMan1]

"Yuh lucky mi neva mek yuh yam watah fi dinna"  LMAO

[TawnyTwiggy]

LMFAO I'm dieeinggg :'D



[Danikaisburning]

BLOOOOOOD CLAAAATT!

[flamboyancy7]

Niam tt banana lmao.

[Shawty1590]

your voice is sexy.

[milah143]

farrr diss dudes solid :)

[LadiiBrooklyn16]

lol he trying to like like that guy from dancehall queen

[MsCanadianKISSES]

Yuh av 2 eyes an a phone. Gwan. "Dad, that's a house phone.." IT DI SAME TING. Hahahah, true story of every Jamaican adult I know. :P

[Darkdemonoflite]

ROFL!!!!!!! @ 1:35 omg omg love it

[beautifulgirl425]

fries an juice? ah idiat ting dat mi have potato in ah mi yahd.... <---------that is my dad, grandpa and all 34 of my uncles lol

[lahelkahel]

How is this funny? O.O

[basketballphenom08]

Hahahahahaha that pass me the remote shit had rolln

[babytw14]

lol dam my parents soo do this

[MegaBlossom17]

oh sorry didnt realize. my dad is from there i guess i dont know a lot about the country.......sorry....(tears)

[Nyjoleable]

rasta no eat "Burga"

[geraldbean1]

He's a cutey

[AlwaysZwinky]

The Nigga In The Passenger Seat Is Lookin' Real Good Right Now-lol

[KayliaDesree]

@AlwaysZwinky the person in the passengers seat and the driver look the same looool thy're twins

[MsCanadianKISSES]

Hahahaha! My dad and mother do everything besides the face. HILARIOUS! I wanna show this to them! "Fries an juice? A idiat ting, dat!" Great!

[emeraldc83]

lmao... u sound just like my uncle!

[Mudvillesoulja]

@1:37 super funny shit.

[SheedaAkira]

Thought my mother was the only one that said blouse and skirt. LMAOF!

[justicebustedus]

Turn the trascribing captions on. This is too great!

[krazygyal]

@justicebustedus lol it has nothing to do with what they are saying ahahahah it not even "dad" or "iphone"

[Duhxzire]

Classic

[PoetsRF]

I cracked up at fish foot.

[aokii1]

'Dey make mi teach kartel fa laff - eha! eha!' omg loool

[91993imani]

go wash ya croches

[MegaBlossom17]

MY DAD says 95% of this stuff too! lmfao! too funny! (thumbs up)

[nicholasedmund]

its funny who take offense is a fassy

[NateMusicTV]

"tell me the cheapest ting deh pon da menu" LOOOOOOL!

[msgigglesbaby]

lmfao Its funny how I nderstood everything he said, and im not jamaican

[tryvii]

LMFAOOOOOOOO THIS SHIT FUNNYY

[ricky52x]

To be honest as a jamaica i take real offense to this...i mean we all are not rastafarian and chill came the fuck down, donkey riding stop from my grandmother days! I mean the slangs were correct like stick bruk inna yuh ears..and the passing the remote whilst he's beside it but everything else pisssed me off and im usually making fun of my parent but...nope dudes yall got it wrong apparently yall born her then left to usa or havr family here but get yuh shit right first.

[AssassinChick97]

@ricky52x It's a parody, calm down. This is hilarious, c'mon.

[CreamyButta]

@ricky52x you are a lie because people in st. Elizabeth still ride DONKEY and just 2 months ago i seen some man in st. Catherine in old Harbour road on his donkey LMAO..

be blessed..

[MegaBlossom17]

kkk umm we r nnot talking about st.......wherever u come from! bye . get off this video...bye!

[CreamyButta]

@MegaBlossom17 i have seen and have heard of a lot about fake ass Jamaicans and i surely hope that you aren't one.....and just ignorant to the country places!!

If you are from Jamaica you will know that ST ELIZABETH AND ST CATHERINE are 2 parishes in JA!!...

oh and by the way I am Cuban born and raised and have lived in JA for YEARS ..

be blessed sweetie

[tashamckable]

@CreamyButta Yes! Preach!! Btw, I am Cuban too <33

[iTsMeRome]

@CreamyButta yankie?

[Dale78ful]

@CreamyButta People still do ride donkeys, but only in the country areas and for farming. Sometimes you even see them on the Mandela Highway, but they're only helping the farmers to transport the sugar cane. My baby sis was actually marveled the first time she saw a man being pulled on a donkey-cart. Lol. She's ten and she saw that for the first time a year ago. Donkey riding nuh completely stop, but it's become very rare, atleast in some parts of Jamaica. Bless up.

[ricky52x]

@CreamyButta lol...i am a lie...well see thru me live in kingston i doe see much but dem man deh sell cole and dem sumn deh nuh really fi transportation

[MegaBlossom17]

OMG!!!!!!!! just chilllll! its a joke ! ifu dont like it get off of youtube! its that simple ! jeez!

[doorframepush]

@ricky52x And some really are Rastas. stfu

[ricky52x]

@doorframepush some are but not all....if you re-read my comment i said not ALL!! Oh! and im shutting the fuck up now

[jellolova]

Ah de same ting! lmao

[091reyanna]

Wat shit is dis

[ichigoamv1]

what i got out of this "SHUT UP" thats it

[MegaBlossom17]

lmfao! dont worry the jokes r funny :)

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[dannyfell51797]

DISS IS CRAP

[MegaBlossom17]

then why r u here! r u even jamaican. if ur not u wont understand the jokes!

[shaneaiscrazy]

- lmfao ah idiot ting dhat!

[america7426]

Wtf

[uplift20]

I live the remote right next to him but someone else must get it. Samething in the Afrcan video.

[5starBitxch]

Lol! But ya accent far off

[hotskull7]

yow yuh accent ano jamaican it sound fuck up

[TheSillyScilla]

The weird thing is I know this is really funny, but I can't really understand most of the video- I just automatically know its hilarious. : / Lolz.

[QueenBabyblue]

the vid was hilarious, but ur accent is so far from yaadie!! Lol

[theraiandjayshow1]

stick brukh ina yah ears lool

[Rangequeen2010]

iphone thing is funny cause my dad says that. but the lip thing come on xD uk dey dun do dat mon xD!

[michezulu]

Funny are scenarios are true, bu the accent needs a lot of work.

[candyrox34]

worst jamaican imitation eva im jamaican i wud kno

[mc2g00d]

What is wrong

[MrChessboxing]

Fajeeta? a wha dat?

[Kiki357kb]

Lol @ pass di remote 0:41

[MusicLova84]

After he said Febreze, did he say "i hate that thing that"?? lol.

[iSmokeCupcakes]

@MusicLova84 No. He said " A idiot thing that IS " In i guess, proper English terms. "A idayt ting dat " Meaning " thats stupid "

[shyy544]

5 dolla fi wha !?!?

[SashaJ79]

OMG, I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD ALL NEW YEAR. BROUGHT BACK ALOT FROM HOME THAT I HAVE FILED IN THE BACK OF MY MIND. SO SPOT ON! YOU KILLE DIT DUDE...LOVED IT!

[sedlaaay]

This needs MORE views

[mryjne647]

ha ha i like the expressions of the kid in the car

[kwacooli]

what the fuck did he say...

[munachim]

wa appen to di dollah bread dem!

[dezjalicious]

LMAO that's my uncle to the MAX :D

[LoveNaisa]

Lmao at 1:22-1:27

[AssassinChick97]

@LoveNaisa RIGHT? XD

[g3minibarbi3]

@ShaddyNupe he said a idiat ting dat

[ShaddyNupe]

@g3minibarbi3 LOL... Thanks.

[dridri4life]

pass de remote. *right next to him*

[Otowneecee]

lmao @ Where is the remote, hahaha.

[MagnificentOrchid]

Love the stroke face lmao



[SomethingVague07]

"Yu bade from marnin?" Have you bathed from morning "Mek mi arx you suttun?" Can I ask you something? "Uno tu lazy" You lot are too lazy "...mi have potato a mi yard" I have potato at home "tik bruk inna yu ears?" sticks broken in your ears, are you deaf? :-)

[DanteAmoree]

jamaicans are too funny :):)

[mytimesag]

Man I Love this video soo much big up to you all!!! On point.

[Iheartchelsxo]

0:50-0:54 :):):):) hahahahaha

[AriWonder]

that guy next to him in the car looks like Derwin from the Game.

[Iheartchelsxo]

@AriWonder He looks more like Malik than Derwin :p

[talk2mysexyhand]

LOL 1:35

[XfreestyleX07]

4 all jamaicans than visite the country time to time you all know how annoying it is when they say this shit hahaha i feel your pain

[aDrIaNnAjC]

I SWEARRR ! My dad be on this everyday lol but you gotta love Jamaican accents <3333

[Pirate7X]

Too accurate & you held character the whole time, big up!

[12ouncemouse92]

My Dad says 95% of this shit. Too funny!

[mikaluvz357]

that face ! DWL

[ThaBadInfluence10]

lol you are too cute... and for a few seconds, slightly retarded.

[luisfanaya]

you guys need to make more wayne purkle clips.....those ones are the funnest!

[waswas12341000]

IPhone u already have 2 eye and a phone go on lmfao

[SaikoSenpai]

ya like mi mam!

[teh3owner]

0:40 - 0:43 is mi favorite part hahahaha

[MzHuneyLips]

lmaoo classic

[CW11lover]

tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooofunnn­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyy OMG!!!! my mom & dad use to say dem tings to me & my 4 siblings all the time...blouse & skirts lol

[alexandra143mb]

LMFAO 

[babykillz1002001]

LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Youngslady]

lol. I wondering if ur a twin, because wen ur buying gas the man in the passenger seat favour you

[KLANGGEBET]

i need subtitles ;)

[icarrus4u]

1:09 what is he saying!?