Top Gear: Funny Moments

[GnRDany]

What episode is at 2:11?

[MRHasan097]

3:37 loool

[sandersvicki]

if you press 3 loads of times it sounds like hammonds saying dicks hehehe

[SherryZProductions]

Press 5 for "SWEET!"

[Bzapp725]

mmmmoooooorrrreeee!!!

[flipmode996]

what's the episode at the end with Jeremy in the tiny car?

[19EHR96]

@flipmode996 the car is a Peel P50 :)

[flipmode996]

@19EHR96 thanks a lot!

[19EHR96]

@flipmode996 you are welcome! :)

[MyLittleBlob]

What's the name of the song that starts at 0:22? This has been bugging me for a while.

[oioutzu]

@MyLittleBlob its Top Gear theme song

[offroadingjeep]

@MyLittleBlob Jessica By the Allman Brothers

[MyLittleBlob]

@offroadingjeep Whoops, I meant 1:22. Sorry. :c

[offroadingjeep]

@MyLittleBlob  Theme to Hawaii 5-0

[TheWonkeyDonkey1231]

Its funny how Hammond goes "WOAH!!!" at 0:53

[fkryrtsv]

hahaha officer barbie has arrived 1:24 

[versace1708]

1:22 laughed my pants of...officer barbie!

[MrXmonkeyx]

SWEEEEETTTTTTT

[xtoderzx]

sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!

[danielmokax]

My girlfriend's father works in a paint shop in germany once the had a lambo there and my girldfriend got the fuel cap open in 3 seconds she just pushed all butons :D and then everything was open... luggage, fuel cap, hood :D

[alexwwe123raw]

@danielmokax you have a girlfriend?????

[danielmokax]

@alexwwe123raw u have a pennis ????? don't try to be funny dude bcause u can't do it... let me guess u are that type of guy that likes cars and says " owww I know a lot about cars " and at the end of the story don't knows the difference between a rotor and a piston engine .... has no girlfriend ..... is 19 hat masturbates to have anything exiting in his life and tries to be cool wrinting unnecessary and not funny comments to get some atention :) am i right?? get a life go to the doctorr

[alexwwe123raw]

@danielmokax i'm kiding!!chill out man!

[hottunes007]

Its officer Barby LOL

[FLAME4564]

i may be an aussie XD but LOL XD i actualy do love the amount of amusement that Top Gear UK brings out. I mean even when they make fun of us americans and aussie XD I laugh my ass off like hell XD LOL.

[saveusmilkboy]

james' "hihihi" makes my day sunnier. i want it on my cell phone.

[TheRedfire18]

SWEEEEETTT!

[MrNHLMan]

XD IM AMERICAN AND I LAUGH SO HARD WHEN HE MAKES FUN OF US!!! XD!!

[Mrvijayvaibhav]

Hey, there was a clip before 0:30 in that particular episode, which they didn't show on tv. It was on the screen, everyone laughed, but the camera didn't show it. Where can i watch that? :D

[Shore2230]

@Mrvijayvaibhav You weren't supposed to see it, lol. The joke was, Clarkson said he had been "searching the Internet and found this". It was a porno picture. That's the joke.

[TheSentientSpaghetti]

ahh, I remember when Jeremy would say 'SWEEEEEEEEEET!'

[LocoIsTheSameAsCoco]

Round, round, get around, i get around

[SummerLove407]

I'm a 12 year old girl and I'm absolutely in LOVE with this show. Jeremy sure knows how to make things funny.

[Battlestation123]

@SummerLove407 arent you a bit young to have a youtube account?

[ZacknafeinDrizzt2]

@SummerLove407 Why the hell do you feel the need to tell everyone you're 12, why does that even matter. God damn are some of you kids are attention starved that you need to say stupid shit on youtube to get attention, even if that attention is people tearing your new ones. Christ all mighty.

[SummerLove407]

@ZacknafeinDrizzt2 woah dude you have gotta chill. i'm not trying to 'get attention' or anything. i was saying it coz i dont think lots of twelve year olds actually watch this show and none of my friends do either. someone's too sure of themself

[vwbusssesareforever]

0:30-0:37. lmao!!

[peterdcarter1]

you can't beat Sunday night and a new series of Top Gear

[alek493]

officer barby has arraived

[raysfan1181]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!



[MacGyver920]

5:42 - Silver Mercedez

5:48 - Black Mercedez

[mermaidjuliana]

LOL he puts the wrong end of the pipe in his mouth... i died when i saw that!

[mermaidjuliana]

o mi god i love the look on his face when the japanese woman starts talking!

[danthearsenalfan]

the laughs at 1:29 is epic

[reg805]

fml i laughed n fell asleep with laughter

[MRtucnak]

how name is the blue mini car ?

[jakub2552]

@MRtucnak peel p50

[MRtucnak]

@jakub2552 dik ale lepsi by bylo kdybys to rekl cesky :D

[stfnoo]

officer barbie has arrived

lol JC's laugh

[aymthebest]

@stfnoo The most contagious laugh I've ever heard.

[tivron]

which episode is 3:42? and 1:23

[MegaRHI13]

Omg sooo funny I watched the one where he screamed help 20 times

[spikeup11]

You missed the one where they push the motorhome car off the cliff

[HMFC2397]

I liked this before i even started watching, becasue I knew it would be great.

[jakub2552]

1:22 Barbie officer arrived  hahaha

[hintonj94]

LOL,

keep pressing 5!!! :D

[hintonj94]

"SWEEEEEEEET!!!"

[bentony12]

0:59 i see bed rock!!!

[teameasyon123]

ncie end

[MinyTheWild]

Top Gear is life.

[TheIntrinsic]

anyone notice in the last clip with Jeremy in that tiny car is actually two clips spliced together? The saloon car that seemingly turns from black to silver to black again is the tell. Look closely

[TheMediaMasters]

Hows this gonna look and tell them that their husbands just been killed in an industrial accident

Jeremy : derdilididi...derdilididi...di­didididididi

[Albear20]

tonight

James says hello to a woman

Richard rides a sheep

and i wear a tash

[TheDrRevo]

what's the episode at 1:30?

[niceboyandy]

@TheDrRevo Series 11 Episode 1 (2008)

[jakub2552]

@TheDrRevo S11E01

[Sillmech]

Press 3 repeatedly for dicks.

[Autobot71Ironhide]

Keep pressing 2 for Poltergeist.

[wiitard123]

how come when jeremys in the small car facing front the car behind him changes when he gets turned around?

[bonbongirl85]

@planbgear4 I agree top gear us sucks

[FlyingBoxHead]

Man the camera guys are awesome.

[TheXboxCaptain]

Do 2 And Hold It For Jeremys Face! Also do 3 rapidly to hear D**Ck!

[david1991rules4life]

PRESS 5 for SWWWWEEEEEEEEEEETTT! :D

[david1991rules4life]

keep pressing 2 for a weird ass face and weird freaky sound LMAO!

[xxxScollxxx]

3:51 So it's not just mice that eat paper , hamsters do to.

[xzxcod4geniusxzx]

Silver Mercedes behind Jeremy at 5:37 and then a Black Mercedes behind him at 5:48

[battlebotsboy]

Press 1 for HELP!

[david1991rules4life]

@battlebotsboy BAHAHA that's great! LMFAOOO! Like on the dial for a phone messaging thing dial 1 for ... and this is so funny lmfao!!

[david1991rules4life]

LMFAO "HEELLLPP!!!!" BAAAHAHAHA XD

[123getsugatenshou]

What episode is it when top gear play golf ????

[manunitedfan100]

rofl jeremys laugh at 1:22

[20cFilmWannabe]

i don't like it when they do the news its too scripted

[hollack]

what r those bicycles called and where can i buy one

[jonnyskatem]

funniest thing is that you see hammond put the car into first after jeremy saying i might need your help at 2.16

[Xtreme666Trucker]

LMFAO pause it at exactly 4:24

[Lady14ify]

At 0:29 he's like ''WTF?''

hahahahaahah XD

[antonis0035tc]

where can i watch top gear online?

[samantakmitra98]

7 people dont understand english.

[kieran369]

Should've done the bit on the polar expedition when jeremy gets pushed in the ice pool lol

[DoRiToSxFTWx]

i was already pissing myself during the first clip lol

[adicolour75]

If You Press 3 Repeatedly Richard Says " DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKS" LOL hahaha

[Mrjack7557]

WTF moylerham!? Moylerham

[ericsantiago011]

3:36 for real??lol hahha

[amcaaron13]

uhhh rolling a riliant robbin

[Shazza123454321]

Thanks for uploading this :-) It's really well edited and is of a high quality unlike most others on youtube! :D

[ceajay11]

you forgot to put the scene when jeremy and james use the bumper dumper when they went on the polar special

[ceajay11]

Officer Barbie has arrive 1:23

[boltywolty123]

press 2:)

[ofthebaltic]

2:47?

[AlexLopez1989]

revision! at 1:29 is James' duck laugh

[AlexLopez1989]

at 1:32, you can hear James' famous duck laugh.

[hahahah987again]

What type of Lambo is jeremy driving in 2:13?

[DecemberProjects]

@hahahah987again If memory serves me right, it's a special model of the Lamborghini Gallardo

[video45000]

The American Version is way better

[malbert34]

@video45000 HAHAHA! You wish mate xD!

[video45000]

@malbert34 You just keep watching this knock off

[malbert34]

@video45000 Too right I will.

[PlanBGear4]

@video45000 Top Gear was around years before Top Gear USA, the original is way better.

[AlolliPOP8me]

I like when hammond eats the paper!! Sososo funny!

[brunbrazil]

LOL 3:32 - 3:37

[Bulgariansocialist]

Please tell me what is the song at 1:24!Thanks!



[suomiauto]

@Bulgariansocialist Hawaii 5.0 theme song.

[slyfox793]

round round get a round i get ar ound

[maestrularmelor]

epic end :))

[kristjan100]

0:50 i've seen it on funnyjunk lately awfully lot



[kakwursttoni]

5:07 :D I love it how he starts singing "i get around" while he´s driving ski really slow and the musics keeps going on!!

[furkanovich]

@kakwursttoni Then he crashes :D

[RaymondXI]

Any1 notice at the end of vid where the merc behind clarkson keep changing color between scenes? Weird

[true515]

WHICH EPISODE IS IT AT 3.00 ???

[Nunofos]

@true515 It's a special episode. Top Gear Polar Special.

[Techno9408]

@true515 They made a world record in that episode, ;D

[AFreshBreathOfMetal]

Press 3 quickly.

[ClanChattan14]

04:15 I have one of those :)

[Govadina]

What is he saying at 0:57? how many ... out

what?

[SkalpG]

@Govadina he said, "how long ago did that happen?

[Govadina]

@SkalpG Thank you

[moirabusby]

richard hammond is just so cute love him

[AutobotJolt8673]

keep pressing 5 for SWEEEEEEEEEEEET

[namco21gamefreak]

nice job lads!

[joshhhieee1]

I think if you press every number key you will have a good old laugh ! :)

[pat7241]

what episode is 3:25- 3:43 ??

[MacGyver920]

@pat7241 Season 10, episode 3.

[123miel]

Keep pressing 6

Oh no! THE TURTLE!! :O

[SuperSlashrocker]

HELP



[wyrrox]

Press 1 for HELP! 

[lightsaber1998]

press 6

newswoman spasm FTW!



[lightsaber1998]

press 4

richard speeds away and jeremy humps the floor



[donkykong011]

5:08 lol Round round get around i get around!

[donkykong011]

Press 5 for Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[vroomba03]

People if you are looking for episode numbers of Top Gear go on wikipedia and type in "list of top gear episodes". They are there.

[spongebob43100]

Wats 4:24???

[MacGyver920]

@spongebob43100 Season 10, episode 2.

[SuperBmxbadass]

press 6 over and over she has turrets.

[FoldedNICK]

2:16 LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clarkson - I might need your help.

Hammond - Why *Puts the Car in gear*

Clarkson - There might be a Problem.

Hammond - What?

Clarkson - Fuel Filler Cap Won't Open!!!!!

Hammond - Nevermind! ... See You in Italy.

[MustafaZia4382]

Press 3 for dicks!



[RatedPi]

What's 1:32?

[MacGyver920]

@RatedPi Season 11, episode 1.

[Michaeljacksony]

press 6 over and over not to fast, it looks like the woman is makin a circle and taking her finger in and out xD ..... sex

[theusualsuspect1000]

lol

[Izzlemynizzle61]

i loved the series where jeremy went: 'I went on the internet, and i saw this..!' every episode xD

[MegaGerardo56]

ima ask a question r pounds the same as dollars in value?

[SavaMarkovicPilot]

@MegaGerardo56 no

[ShowTimeMtl]

3:32-3:37 is toooo funnyyy!!!!!

[Javi722]

what episode is 4:03 ?

[Nunofos]

@Javi722 Series 11, Episode 1.

[ploomipuu]

What episode is 2:13?

[Nunofos]

@ploomipuu Series 10 Episode 1.

[ploomipuu]

What episode is 0:22

[AuzzieBlood12]

@Nunofos love tht episode

[mrdunkerdunker]

@Javi722 police car challenge :D

[dottorrent]

press 5

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEET

[MrPerbertil]

keep pressing 3 and look at hammonds arm...

[suushii90]

Press 1 for HEEEELP! 2 for screams! 3 for pointing at the headlamps 4 for VROOOM! 5 for SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET­!!! 6 for "The total bill" 7 for airguitar! 8 for "can I?" 9 for skiing

[datsunz666]

i think the funniest thing ive seen is when jeremy eats shit on the little moped in Vietnam