If I was to overhear them I would say, "why not have a double weddig, if theyre best friends surely the guest lists will be identical + the grooms family and friends
Mark Kermode, I agree with him 70 % of the time (I don't mind Guy richie movies for example). Even if you disagree, he still makes valid points, is consistently interesting, entertaining and at at times absoloutley hilarious!
The idea of 2 wedding themed Anne Hathaway films released close to each other (the other being Rachel Getting Married) reminds me of this Arrested Development episode where Tom Jane is starring in 2 films about homelessness, one serious film about a junkie and the other a rigidly formulaic popcorn movie
I wonder if Anne have been watching that AD episode (The One Where They Build a House) before she chose those role
I am embarrased to admit I have watched this clip about fifteen times in total, but it has everything Kermode. Impressions, a deserved but spirited rant, comments by Mayo, and a reality check for the cancer that is Kate Hudson.
Very funny review, just one question - can anyone tell me what the kit kat thing's about?
I know it's some sort of running joke between them, about a supposed boycott of Nestle (or just Kitkat?) for some reason, but can anyone tell me what the originial idea behind it was?
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
Hey, Birmingham 6, (Densley 7) you call me a cunt then cry 'cos I insult your mum? Typical brainless Kermode fan. Can dish it out but can't take it, huh? Go wipe your eyes on your mum's beef curtains.
orange spooge. man you're just hilarious. not because of your witty remarks, but because you're such a wanker. just everything that comes outta your mouth is beef, dick this , cock that. and i mean that literally, too. gotta hand it to you, that closet door is really swinging open. time to roll out the red carpet, and i don't mean you're mom's. fag.
OK so it wasn't the greatest film - agreed. Not the best this year- not the best any year - not even the top 200 films, however it wasn't THAT bad. It speaks to a certain genre of young girls, and brides-to-be, but it's not supposed to be serious - it's fluff. It's not Oscar worthy - it's just entertainment - take it as face value.
I get your point, but the thing is Mark Kermode is one of those critics who actually isnt looking for oscar films- he is looking for films that do just entertain (hence his own little awards show he does) He understands genre, and isn't snobby about films that others may look down on- (liking Basic Instinct 2, High school Musical, Twilight, because they were right for their target audience, and fit the genre) He just wants it to be good- and if it is a comedy, fit its genre- i.e be funny.
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
I fucking hate this prick. Any film that's light and funny is crap, any film that shows men lusting after women is misogynistic, but any film that shows women tortured and beaten up and murdered is an allegory for society, or some such bullshit. Anyone who criticizes horror doesn't get the 'genre.' How many times can you say genre? All his fans are obsequious parrots; "Ooh, ooh, I said it's the death of narrative cinema while watching a movie." Yeh, we heard you, and we thought you were a cunt.
hey man, you clearly don't listen much do you? He criticises films that are gratuitous and boring, much like this film, it is formulaic and stupid, neither of which amount to funny! There are many films along the lines of this genre which he has liked, IF THEY WERE AMUSING, this drivel isn't. And as for your reference to antichrist, he is not the only one who has liked it, but also, it is not the only film he likes, stop forming an opinion due to him disliking a film you like.
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
Hey man, what the fuck are you talking about? First off, I note you are one the cretins who can't wait to suck his dick, hence your anger at my criticism of him. Second, do you deny that he finds teen films where boys lust after women as sex objects misogynistic but has no problem, per se, with films that show violence to women? Third, I never mentioned fucking anti-christ. 4th, he bangs on about how great Cannibal Holocaust when it shows real animals killed for entertainment. He's a dick.
@godbotherer1909 "he bangs on about how great Cannibal Holocaust when it shows real animals killed for entertainment." If you've ever even listened to Kermode before you'll know how he is vehemently against actual cruelty to animals and children in films.
I know he does. And yet, he says Cannibal Holocaust is a great film, even though it shows a real monkey's face hacked off with an axe, done just for the film. Because he's a hypocrite. Can you deny he praises Cannibal Holocaust? Can you deny it shows animal deaths performed solely for the film (check it out on Wikipedia)? Can you, therefore, deny Kermode is a hypocrite? His stupid Christian views get on my tits as well. He's a twat, his fans are mindless fools.
Of course I can deny it: 'it [cannibal holocaust] continas genuine and completely unforgivable animal cruelty' - The Hangover review podcast, 12th June 2009. Please get your facts straight before you insult someone like that. Its rude and extremely annoying.
That just states the issue. It's what I said. There's no condemnation. There's certainly no call for the film to be burned to prevent the maker profiting from the crime and to prevent anyone being tempted to do it again. No, he likes the film. Have you watched this film? Watch it, I dare you. Why is a creep who drools over films that depict fantasies of the most vile infliction of suffering and misery on helpless beings so accepted by society? Would you trust someone who enjoyed simulated...
paedophilia? So why trust someone who enjoys simulated murder? And your man Kermode regularly attacks people not just for their ideas, as I am, but for their physical characteristics. He's far more 'rude' than I am. So fuck off, you're being irksome.
And I just went to your home page and see you're 16 so DON'T watch Cannibal holocaust and I apologise for swearing. But I think Kermode is a vile human being and I hope you will think for yourself, because so many people seem to be accepting his foul views just because he has an engaging personality.
Well, thank you for the conern for my welfare, but I assure you that 16 year olds can, in fact, hear something without immedietly agreeing with it. We are, despite reports to the contrary, a fairly clever bunch, as are most human beings. Have more faith in humanity; the majoirty of other people hate animal cruelty as much as you do.
As for the point about someone enjoying simulated murder, HE DOESN'T. That is made perfectly clear. He encourages people to watch the cut version of Cannibal
Holocaust, which does not contain the blatent criminal offences the full film contains. And before we get into an argument about the fact that he still enjoys the film, I have to quote Aaron Sorkin: You need to separate the stuff from the stuff. Kermode has said that without Cannibal Holocaust, there would be no Blair Witch Project - he is talking about its place in film history rather than it being just a film.
I wish I had as much faith in humanity as you do. In my experience, most people are mean, selfish and stupid, and a fair percentage of them are positively cruel. If you want to follow Captain Creepy's turdcast, that's up to you, but I find a fat middle-aged man drooling over simulated infliction of pain on, very often, helpless teenage girls deeply unpleasant. And I did say 'simulated' murder before. If someone's idea of fun is extreme films showing simulated murder, it worries me.
And I know it's de rigeur to claim horror films are harmless and/or good for you, but I think they make people callous. Explain to me how a realistic simulation (see Freud on the brain's inability to tell between the real and vividly imagined) of a girl being forced onto a spike that tears through her innards and comes out her screaming mouth is a healthy thing to expose yourself to? What's the benefit there, then? Kermode likes the dark side? So did Jeffrey Dahmer. And he's pompous.
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
Boy, you're a real charmer, aren't you? I don't need to look it up, because I know what it means, though you, clearly don't. And since your level of functioning is to trade insults, I'm not above saying; suck my dick, you vapid, pathetic, stupid, stupid prick. You cunt. You wanker. You dumb, dumb shit, with your shit taste in music, your sad, ugly wife, you piece of toss. How's that mate? Happy to function on your level. Oh, and I fucked your dad. He loved it. He hates you, though.
What the fuck are you on about? You dog-cunt-licking, spastic raping, chicken fucking, grandmother-shit eating, dad pant sniffing, tampon draining into a cup of water and drinking cock-slug. I insulted you originally, why bring other people into it?
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
Speaking of beefy, I hear your dad washes his shit old car by pissing on it, then your mum uses her beef curtains as a chamois leather to give it a good shine. It's the wettest she's been in decades!
wow listen to this clever twat. clap clap clap. man, you're something else. whew, and then i remember what a cunt you are. but jolly good show ... you degenerate dingleberry.
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
Just looked at your home page. I see the general tenor of comments accurately reflect your wankeriness. I'm an independent thinker, but it's sometimes nice to know the general populace agrees with one. Hope you embrace your sexuality soon. Your inner sexual tension is palpable (I know it turns you on when I talk this way).
People like this cock sucker!!! Dont like the automic functions to have a wank let alone stick a condom on a sausage roll!! Densley u funny bastard :). I think that Orangesplodge is a product of 1980's incestour rape gangs, and probably only has 1 finger and 1 thumb on each hand!!!
So, basically, being critical of any of the disgusting consumerist produce that we have forced down our throats by the industry, simply for our money, is pomp?
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
WTF? False dichotomy alert! Go and get an education. You're too stupid to bother with. Look up logical fallacies, then come back with a decent reply, and I might answer. And do you really think slasher films or whatever you're into aren't consumerist pap? You Wanker. Kermode is selling a product like everyone else. Wanna buy some land on the moon I have for sale?
wait! that last sentence - the evidence is really beginning to pile up there, eh princess? LOL! what a fag. P.S. if you're gonna solicit guy ass on the web, please find the proper channels - not youtube you fuckin cakeboy! LOL! wow.
Oh you win. You're far too witty for me. Endless repetitions of allegations of homosexuality (no doubt made in an attempt to cover up doubts about your own sexuality) are impossible to combat. Though it's interesting to see the number of homophobes who follow the good "doctor." Now, personally I accept your allegations of 'fagginess' with pride, since you equate (somewhat accurately) being gay with class, intelligence and sophistication. Feel free to have someone explain the meaning to you.
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
But since we're getting down and dirty (skip this if you're an intelligent Dr K fan, I know they exist): Your mum said make sure you brush your teeth after you eat her snatch tonight, your dad tasted fish on your breath when he toungue kissed you and she thinks he's becoming suspicious. OH! Zing! In your face! Oh man I love this, it's like heroin. Write some more! Write some more! So I can make you look even more dumb. Write write write!
you're so gay, you must have cauliflour ear from all the times you been held down while you takin it up the ass, catchin mad rugburn to the face and ears. matter of fact, you probably got cauliflour ear on your cauliflour ear.
Also, I'm not aware I've heard him condemn violence to children in films. Serious question: when did he do that? What film was he reviewing, if any, and I'll look it up.
5th off, if 'you don't listen much' meant 'you're not a frequent listener' then I apologise for the tone of my last comment. If it meant 'you don't listen well' then I stand by all of it with knobs on.
OK Ruffleswolf. Watch the part of Cannibal Holocaust where the real live animals are killed. Watch that animal have its face hacked off with an axe. For a film. It's on YouTube, you can get it. Go on. Then come back and tell me what you thought.
At the Cannes screening of Che last year, they were given Kit Kats during a break between the two parts. Then as they returned to the cinema, they were told not to bring the chocolate in. Then the critics, clearly annoyed by the contradiction in all this, briefly mustered up the revolutionary spirit but then gave up within a minute. It wasn't a serious boycott.
Hey Dontbestupid2 Please stop writing useless comments on this site. Your opinions are not valid and hold no value to me or many other people who visit this site. Keep it zipped pal.
This guy is in my top 10 worst reviewers. Does somebody actually pay this asshole. Yeah, the movie was bad, but goddamn, don't let it go to your head, Ringo. Meg Ryan as a helicopter pilot? Why not. Are you applying that woman would not know how to fly a helicopter? The movie ''Couage Under Fire'' is based on a true story, of a woman helicopter pilot that was the same build as Meg Ryan. typical english, sexist in every way. always thinking in 1950's fashion.
Yeah i think it's just Meg Ryan as a helicopter Pilot, tbh Sigourney Weaver could be a pilot or Cate Blanchet. Kermode just knows miscasting when he sees it.
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
oh what makes you're "opinion" any better than anyone elses you moron? I happened to enjoy the movie VERY MUCH! The acting wasn't THAT great, No but the movie was all around FUN FUN FUN and you take life about movies WAY too seriously you old fuck
Because it's got quotation marks around it? Or maybe because he's, er, a movie critic.
And, sorry to get all Freudian on your ass, but if you're so happy with the film being all around FUN FUN FUN, then why all the nasty swearing on the intertubes?
Mark, I noticed that some people love SILENT RUNNING and Some people Hate it! I see 3 reviews that are 5 stars followed by 3 reviews that are one star. Why is there such a wide range of opinions on this movie, please explain!
"Eye brows and teeth" - it's true. I remember seeing some of the promotional pictures for Bride Wars and that's the best way to describe Anne Hathaway.
It that the sports guy who's laughing in the back?
Nice one, Kermit. I think Mark should be allowed to issue loads of spoilers for movies such as this. Indeed it should be his raison detre to utterly ruin the viewing experience for anyone wishing to see such bilge. Only then perhaps will we see an end to them.
haha look at them in the clip of bride wars they are doing anything else but listen, marks looking around at the wall n mayo is just flicking thru paper, i think is a movie i will unfortunately have to pass on.
There are people who will still think that it will be good after he gives a overview of why it is bad. He has to then give more detailed points to tell how bad it is all together
This review made me want to subscribe to this channel, I really don't know what Anne Hathaway was thinking but she better be careful before she ends up typecast with all these wedding movies she's done.
I disagree with WalterLiddy, the show would not be funny without Mayo, he boiles him up
boroncarbondeath 1 week ago
kate hudson = bad movie
MadameMao1 3 weeks ago
@MadameMao1 true..... but she is smoking hot....damn
frogtastic1000 2 days ago
this review is so funny
frogtastic1000 1 month ago 2
His co-host needs to just shut up. Everything he interjects is a waste of time.
WalterLiddy 1 month ago
Lol the "eyebrows and teeth" bit slayed me. I love his rants about shit films
bennyboy915 2 months ago in playlist Movie Reviews: The Best of Mark Kermode Rants - He Hates It!
Mark looks like he's trying to internalize a 'Nam flashback while the clip is playing.
gaggle64 3 months ago 5
I fucking love Mark Kermode, still my fave movie critic by far. And God was he spot on about this film :(
kinzeUK 5 months ago 2
I love the guy in the corner trying to keep it together.
HelpMyNamesTaken 5 months ago 6
If I was to overhear them I would say, "why not have a double weddig, if theyre best friends surely the guest lists will be identical + the grooms family and friends
PROBLEM SOLVED
etocadet 8 months ago
Who's the third guy?
coasterman16 8 months ago
As Gandalf the Grey would say, "There is only one Kit-Kat... except ring!
filmotel 9 months ago
why are they boycotting kitkat?? and hello to jason
Howler15 10 months ago
Mark Kermode, I agree with him 70 % of the time (I don't mind Guy richie movies for example). Even if you disagree, he still makes valid points, is consistently interesting, entertaining and at at times absoloutley hilarious!
jimmymckooel 11 months ago 4
@jimmymckooel I know, I very rarely agree with him but find his reviews hilarious.
123456yum123456 11 months ago
lol at the guy on the left at 7:51
51yourtimeisup 1 year ago
The idea of 2 wedding themed Anne Hathaway films released close to each other (the other being Rachel Getting Married) reminds me of this Arrested Development episode where Tom Jane is starring in 2 films about homelessness, one serious film about a junkie and the other a rigidly formulaic popcorn movie
I wonder if Anne have been watching that AD episode (The One Where They Build a House) before she chose those role
WLLRNNN 1 year ago
The guy in the background might as well be me, cos I'm dying of laughter.
DontTouchMyVicodin 1 year ago 5
Comment removed
liquidfreak 1 year ago
She's A Gay New York Man?
liquidfreak 1 year ago 6
Worst idea for a film ever
I'd smash both, though
ehmazin 1 year ago 6
GReat, great review!
Chopofiev 1 year ago
'Kate Hudson's a high powered lawter? in not having that'
the man is a genius!!!!!
badboy4life7878 1 year ago 6
This has been flagged as spam show
I frankly can't think of one man that would marry either of these two crabby screechers, let alone two!
themredweirdoshow 1 year ago
Comment removed
themredweirdoshow 1 year ago
Thank God I saw Film Brain review this movie, or else I would have never been introduced to this incredible talent!
M0VIES4U2 1 year ago 6
"All eyebrows and teeth!" LMAO
Xenda 1 year ago 6
i keep watching this for the ultimatum at the beginning lol
amjwUK 1 year ago
@trekkerhappy Perhaps you are right, but do not vilify his portentions, ken?
dowling1981 1 year ago
I am embarrased to admit I have watched this clip about fifteen times in total, but it has everything Kermode. Impressions, a deserved but spirited rant, comments by Mayo, and a reality check for the cancer that is Kate Hudson.
dilmao 1 year ago 70
It's something to do with a goody bag Mark got when when he went to the premier of Che (which had a KitKat) but I can't remember more details!
partyhat3 1 year ago
Very funny review, just one question - can anyone tell me what the kit kat thing's about?
I know it's some sort of running joke between them, about a supposed boycott of Nestle (or just Kitkat?) for some reason, but can anyone tell me what the originial idea behind it was?
David171985 1 year ago
I for one would like to gear orangesplodge's opinion on Mark Kermode. I don't think the 73 comments on this video were quite enough.
RockBottomRiser21 1 year ago
The whole making fat jokes when you're not fat at all, reminds me of how the Liz Lemon fat jokes in 30 Rock don't really make any sense.
reichjoyce 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Hey, Birmingham 6, (Densley 7) you call me a cunt then cry 'cos I insult your mum? Typical brainless Kermode fan. Can dish it out but can't take it, huh? Go wipe your eyes on your mum's beef curtains.
orangesplodge 2 years ago
orange spooge. man you're just hilarious. not because of your witty remarks, but because you're such a wanker. just everything that comes outta your mouth is beef, dick this , cock that. and i mean that literally, too. gotta hand it to you, that closet door is really swinging open. time to roll out the red carpet, and i don't mean you're mom's. fag.
nuggbubbler 2 years ago
Comment removed
TheDensley7 1 year ago
His hands are getting quite big
partyhat3 2 years ago 2
Has he quit yet?
zionravescene 2 years ago
No. There where only 7 films this year he thought where worse than Bride Wars
badhead 2 years ago
OK so it wasn't the greatest film - agreed. Not the best this year- not the best any year - not even the top 200 films, however it wasn't THAT bad. It speaks to a certain genre of young girls, and brides-to-be, but it's not supposed to be serious - it's fluff. It's not Oscar worthy - it's just entertainment - take it as face value.
babsinva 2 years ago
I get your point, but the thing is Mark Kermode is one of those critics who actually isnt looking for oscar films- he is looking for films that do just entertain (hence his own little awards show he does) He understands genre, and isn't snobby about films that others may look down on- (liking Basic Instinct 2, High school Musical, Twilight, because they were right for their target audience, and fit the genre) He just wants it to be good- and if it is a comedy, fit its genre- i.e be funny.
evesapple 2 years ago 41
LMFAO
OUTTAIDEAS88 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I fucking hate this prick. Any film that's light and funny is crap, any film that shows men lusting after women is misogynistic, but any film that shows women tortured and beaten up and murdered is an allegory for society, or some such bullshit. Anyone who criticizes horror doesn't get the 'genre.' How many times can you say genre? All his fans are obsequious parrots; "Ooh, ooh, I said it's the death of narrative cinema while watching a movie." Yeh, we heard you, and we thought you were a cunt.
godbotherer1909 2 years ago
hey man, you clearly don't listen much do you? He criticises films that are gratuitous and boring, much like this film, it is formulaic and stupid, neither of which amount to funny! There are many films along the lines of this genre which he has liked, IF THEY WERE AMUSING, this drivel isn't. And as for your reference to antichrist, he is not the only one who has liked it, but also, it is not the only film he likes, stop forming an opinion due to him disliking a film you like.
padog9 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Hey man, what the fuck are you talking about? First off, I note you are one the cretins who can't wait to suck his dick, hence your anger at my criticism of him. Second, do you deny that he finds teen films where boys lust after women as sex objects misogynistic but has no problem, per se, with films that show violence to women? Third, I never mentioned fucking anti-christ. 4th, he bangs on about how great Cannibal Holocaust when it shows real animals killed for entertainment. He's a dick.
godbotherer1909 2 years ago
@godbotherer1909 "he bangs on about how great Cannibal Holocaust when it shows real animals killed for entertainment." If you've ever even listened to Kermode before you'll know how he is vehemently against actual cruelty to animals and children in films.
RockBottomRiser21 2 years ago
I know he does. And yet, he says Cannibal Holocaust is a great film, even though it shows a real monkey's face hacked off with an axe, done just for the film. Because he's a hypocrite. Can you deny he praises Cannibal Holocaust? Can you deny it shows animal deaths performed solely for the film (check it out on Wikipedia)? Can you, therefore, deny Kermode is a hypocrite? His stupid Christian views get on my tits as well. He's a twat, his fans are mindless fools.
godbotherer1909 2 years ago
Of course I can deny it: 'it [cannibal holocaust] continas genuine and completely unforgivable animal cruelty' - The Hangover review podcast, 12th June 2009. Please get your facts straight before you insult someone like that. Its rude and extremely annoying.
xsilentxxseabreezex 2 years ago
That just states the issue. It's what I said. There's no condemnation. There's certainly no call for the film to be burned to prevent the maker profiting from the crime and to prevent anyone being tempted to do it again. No, he likes the film. Have you watched this film? Watch it, I dare you. Why is a creep who drools over films that depict fantasies of the most vile infliction of suffering and misery on helpless beings so accepted by society? Would you trust someone who enjoyed simulated...
godbotherer1909 2 years ago
paedophilia? So why trust someone who enjoys simulated murder? And your man Kermode regularly attacks people not just for their ideas, as I am, but for their physical characteristics. He's far more 'rude' than I am. So fuck off, you're being irksome.
godbotherer1909 2 years ago
And I just went to your home page and see you're 16 so DON'T watch Cannibal holocaust and I apologise for swearing. But I think Kermode is a vile human being and I hope you will think for yourself, because so many people seem to be accepting his foul views just because he has an engaging personality.
godbotherer1909 2 years ago
Well, thank you for the conern for my welfare, but I assure you that 16 year olds can, in fact, hear something without immedietly agreeing with it. We are, despite reports to the contrary, a fairly clever bunch, as are most human beings. Have more faith in humanity; the majoirty of other people hate animal cruelty as much as you do.
As for the point about someone enjoying simulated murder, HE DOESN'T. That is made perfectly clear. He encourages people to watch the cut version of Cannibal
xsilentxxseabreezex 2 years ago
Holocaust, which does not contain the blatent criminal offences the full film contains. And before we get into an argument about the fact that he still enjoys the film, I have to quote Aaron Sorkin: You need to separate the stuff from the stuff. Kermode has said that without Cannibal Holocaust, there would be no Blair Witch Project - he is talking about its place in film history rather than it being just a film.
xsilentxxseabreezex 2 years ago
I wish I had as much faith in humanity as you do. In my experience, most people are mean, selfish and stupid, and a fair percentage of them are positively cruel. If you want to follow Captain Creepy's turdcast, that's up to you, but I find a fat middle-aged man drooling over simulated infliction of pain on, very often, helpless teenage girls deeply unpleasant. And I did say 'simulated' murder before. If someone's idea of fun is extreme films showing simulated murder, it worries me.
godbotherer1909 2 years ago
And I know it's de rigeur to claim horror films are harmless and/or good for you, but I think they make people callous. Explain to me how a realistic simulation (see Freud on the brain's inability to tell between the real and vividly imagined) of a girl being forced onto a spike that tears through her innards and comes out her screaming mouth is a healthy thing to expose yourself to? What's the benefit there, then? Kermode likes the dark side? So did Jeffrey Dahmer. And he's pompous.
godbotherer1909 2 years ago
Shut the fuck up you indoctrinating cuntface.
TheDensley7 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Wow, man, you're a real fucking douche. And what do you mean by 'indoctrinating'? Is English not your first language?
orangesplodge 2 years ago
Look it up you dumb motherfucker.
TheDensley7 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Boy, you're a real charmer, aren't you? I don't need to look it up, because I know what it means, though you, clearly don't. And since your level of functioning is to trade insults, I'm not above saying; suck my dick, you vapid, pathetic, stupid, stupid prick. You cunt. You wanker. You dumb, dumb shit, with your shit taste in music, your sad, ugly wife, you piece of toss. How's that mate? Happy to function on your level. Oh, and I fucked your dad. He loved it. He hates you, though.
orangesplodge 2 years ago
What the fuck are you on about? You dog-cunt-licking, spastic raping, chicken fucking, grandmother-shit eating, dad pant sniffing, tampon draining into a cup of water and drinking cock-slug. I insulted you originally, why bring other people into it?
TheDensley7 2 years ago
@orangesplodge
what kind of a fag uses vapid in a sentence?
nuggbubbler 2 years ago
Mark Kermode
orangesplodge 2 years ago
@orangesplodge
if it's flavor and excitement you seek, maybe you should try sucking my dick - real beefy zing to it, guarenteed, mate.
nuggbubbler 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Speaking of beefy, I hear your dad washes his shit old car by pissing on it, then your mum uses her beef curtains as a chamois leather to give it a good shine. It's the wettest she's been in decades!
orangesplodge 2 years ago
wow listen to this clever twat. clap clap clap. man, you're something else. whew, and then i remember what a cunt you are. but jolly good show ... you degenerate dingleberry.
nuggbubbler 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Just looked at your home page. I see the general tenor of comments accurately reflect your wankeriness. I'm an independent thinker, but it's sometimes nice to know the general populace agrees with one. Hope you embrace your sexuality soon. Your inner sexual tension is palpable (I know it turns you on when I talk this way).
orangesplodge 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you're a very very gay man
nuggbubbler 2 years ago
Comment removed
TheDensley7 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
People like this cock sucker!!! Dont like the automic functions to have a wank let alone stick a condom on a sausage roll!! Densley u funny bastard :). I think that Orangesplodge is a product of 1980's incestour rape gangs, and probably only has 1 finger and 1 thumb on each hand!!!
josseh666 1 year ago
Comment removed
TheDensley7 1 year ago
Comment removed
TheDensley7 1 year ago
Comment removed
TheDensley7 1 year ago
@godbotherer1909
So, basically, being critical of any of the disgusting consumerist produce that we have forced down our throats by the industry, simply for our money, is pomp?
massivedickweedohyea 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
WTF? False dichotomy alert! Go and get an education. You're too stupid to bother with. Look up logical fallacies, then come back with a decent reply, and I might answer. And do you really think slasher films or whatever you're into aren't consumerist pap? You Wanker. Kermode is selling a product like everyone else. Wanna buy some land on the moon I have for sale?
orangesplodge 2 years ago
wait! that last sentence - the evidence is really beginning to pile up there, eh princess? LOL! what a fag. P.S. if you're gonna solicit guy ass on the web, please find the proper channels - not youtube you fuckin cakeboy! LOL! wow.
nuggbubbler 2 years ago
Oh you win. You're far too witty for me. Endless repetitions of allegations of homosexuality (no doubt made in an attempt to cover up doubts about your own sexuality) are impossible to combat. Though it's interesting to see the number of homophobes who follow the good "doctor." Now, personally I accept your allegations of 'fagginess' with pride, since you equate (somewhat accurately) being gay with class, intelligence and sophistication. Feel free to have someone explain the meaning to you.
orangesplodge 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you're a very very gay man.
nuggbubbler 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hey cocksplodge. You are one dumb motherfucking cunt!
TheDensley7 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
But since we're getting down and dirty (skip this if you're an intelligent Dr K fan, I know they exist): Your mum said make sure you brush your teeth after you eat her snatch tonight, your dad tasted fish on your breath when he toungue kissed you and she thinks he's becoming suspicious. OH! Zing! In your face! Oh man I love this, it's like heroin. Write some more! Write some more! So I can make you look even more dumb. Write write write!
orangesplodge 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you're a very very gay man.
nuggbubbler 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you're so gay, you must have cauliflour ear from all the times you been held down while you takin it up the ass, catchin mad rugburn to the face and ears. matter of fact, you probably got cauliflour ear on your cauliflour ear.
nuggbubbler 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you're so gay when the dude in front of you in line at the bank farts you start drooling.
nuggbubbler 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you're so gay, whenever you buy a hotdog you immediately begin to blush.
nuggbubbler 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Fuck you cockcuntspasticdogfuck.
TheDensley7 1 year ago
Comment removed
josseh666 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I dont even have to read your comment to know your a red neck cunt!!! ps did i mention ur a cunt
josseh666 1 year ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
Yeah! I bet he likes to put a condom on a sasauge roll to simulate anal!
TheDensley7 1 year ago
Comment removed
TheDensley7 1 year ago
Comment removed
TheDensley7 1 year ago
Comment removed
TheDensley7 1 year ago
Also, I'm not aware I've heard him condemn violence to children in films. Serious question: when did he do that? What film was he reviewing, if any, and I'll look it up.
godbotherer1909 2 years ago
5th off, if 'you don't listen much' meant 'you're not a frequent listener' then I apologise for the tone of my last comment. If it meant 'you don't listen well' then I stand by all of it with knobs on.
godbotherer1909 2 years ago
Well there is alot of that misogynstic crap about, and nearly everybody (mostly women unexpactly) are sick about the quality of films
Flipflopab 2 years ago
lmao u mad
Ruffleswolf 2 years ago
OK Ruffleswolf. Watch the part of Cannibal Holocaust where the real live animals are killed. Watch that animal have its face hacked off with an axe. For a film. It's on YouTube, you can get it. Go on. Then come back and tell me what you thought.
godbotherer1909 2 years ago
it was pretty funny
Ruffleswolf 2 years ago
Whether you honestly watched and were amused or, (as I suspect) you did not, you have achieved your aim of being callous and mean spirited.
godbotherer1909 2 years ago
ha ha needed a rant from old Kermode
j3parrots 2 years ago
"I'm a LAWYER, but I'm not FAT!"
RockBottomRiser21 2 years ago 3
probably the funniest review ive ever seen
kerealciller 2 years ago 3
which is worse, bride wars or the sweetest thing?
deanh1978 2 years ago
bride wars i think
MatthewLedZepfan 2 years ago
brides
Flipflopab 2 years ago
"Simon, you don't have to see them" - Mark you ooze entertainment.
Raymint 2 years ago 3
Why was he boycotting kit kats?
conscheme 2 years ago
At the Cannes screening of Che last year, they were given Kit Kats during a break between the two parts. Then as they returned to the cinema, they were told not to bring the chocolate in. Then the critics, clearly annoyed by the contradiction in all this, briefly mustered up the revolutionary spirit but then gave up within a minute. It wasn't a serious boycott.
TulseLuper 2 years ago 2
this is the kind of film that makes me hate women.
ivano1987 2 years ago
then you're clearly an idiot.
MadameJoan 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
at least i dont have to deal with periods, menopause and all that other girly crap LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ivano1987 2 years ago
Hey Dontbestupid2 Please stop writing useless comments on this site. Your opinions are not valid and hold no value to me or many other people who visit this site. Keep it zipped pal.
MartinandFreddie 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This guy is in my top 10 worst reviewers. Does somebody actually pay this asshole. Yeah, the movie was bad, but goddamn, don't let it go to your head, Ringo. Meg Ryan as a helicopter pilot? Why not. Are you applying that woman would not know how to fly a helicopter? The movie ''Couage Under Fire'' is based on a true story, of a woman helicopter pilot that was the same build as Meg Ryan. typical english, sexist in every way. always thinking in 1950's fashion.
DONTBESTUPID2 2 years ago
I don't think it's the fact that it was a woman who was a helicopter pilot.
It was the fact that MEG RYAN was a helicopter pilot.
leapoffaith20 2 years ago 51
@leapoffaith20 someone thinks he means a woman? some people!
ndgreenaway 1 year ago
@leapoffaith20
Yeah i think it's just Meg Ryan as a helicopter Pilot, tbh Sigourney Weaver could be a pilot or Cate Blanchet. Kermode just knows miscasting when he sees it.
Filmzie 11 months ago 4
This comment has received too many negative votes show
FAIL!
DONTBESTUPID2 2 years ago
Comment removed
DONTBESTUPID2 2 years ago
Kate Hudson = 5:02
Anne Hathaway = 6:51
xD
zionravescene 2 years ago
This review is hilarious review - Mark Kermode - is on top form.
Excellent.
johncrwarner 2 years ago 22
|Did you watch this on TV or listen to it on the radio?
TheComedyfan123 2 years ago
Eyebrows and teeth. Dear God what a perfect assessment.
thanatogenos 2 years ago 7
It really is a shit film. He's not exaggerating.
AlbertBundy 2 years ago 5
lol oh dear gawd
quavercheese 2 years ago 4
meg ryan is a helicopter pilot
GbOverAb 2 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Oh my god, Mayo's such a whiney dick.
jazz4 2 years ago
5:30-5:35 :)
chimpanzeesteaparty 2 years ago
3:00-3:10
chimpanzeesteaparty 2 years ago
kermodes pretty cool but mayo can get irritating with his constant comments during his review. hilarious review
djmax2k6 2 years ago 4
I was listening to the podcast and when he screamed "THEN!" (here at 6:35) I almost fell out of my chair. LOL
tornhill1 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
oh what makes you're "opinion" any better than anyone elses you moron? I happened to enjoy the movie VERY MUCH! The acting wasn't THAT great, No but the movie was all around FUN FUN FUN and you take life about movies WAY too seriously you old fuck
LisaWagner1970 2 years ago
Because it's got quotation marks around it? Or maybe because he's, er, a movie critic.
And, sorry to get all Freudian on your ass, but if you're so happy with the film being all around FUN FUN FUN, then why all the nasty swearing on the intertubes?
PS The film was shit.
arguingplentifully 2 years ago 3
Um, why are they boycotting KitKats?
hanshotfirst1138 2 years ago
probably because they're made by nestle. Google 'nestle, SMA, baby formula'
tooyjfwn 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Simon Mayo is such a twat
AlbanZap 2 years ago
LOL at the man in the back
ELCNUmorFnaMehT 2 years ago 6
lol @ the guy in the back trying (and failing) not to crack up
tommyhall12 2 years ago 12
Do they fuck in their wedding dresses in this movie?
k9feces 2 years ago 4
Hahaha the bit where they're playing the clip in the studio is hilarious...
alicaurusrex 2 years ago 3
Gotta wonder how that "top 10 worst films of the year" pledge is going so far. I think I'll shoot a comment over to his blog.
Minic15 2 years ago 4
Newsnight Review! xD
gregmitty 2 years ago
Lol i probably laughed more at his impression of Kate Hudson then i laughed at Kate Hudsen in this movie
kpear59 2 years ago 7
Mark, I noticed that some people love SILENT RUNNING and Some people Hate it! I see 3 reviews that are 5 stars followed by 3 reviews that are one star. Why is there such a wide range of opinions on this movie, please explain!
Help!
ghostmanlostsoul 2 years ago
hahahah i love his impressions
thefucingchamp 2 years ago
"Eye brows and teeth" - it's true. I remember seeing some of the promotional pictures for Bride Wars and that's the best way to describe Anne Hathaway.
It that the sports guy who's laughing in the back?
doosher 2 years ago 2
6:53
RockBottomRiser21 2 years ago
Nice one, Kermit. I think Mark should be allowed to issue loads of spoilers for movies such as this. Indeed it should be his raison detre to utterly ruin the viewing experience for anyone wishing to see such bilge. Only then perhaps will we see an end to them.
sulijoo 2 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
Hello.. Wanna watch over 65k free movies ? go to gotmovies4u(dot)tk
cracckasmacka300e 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hello.. Wanna watch over 65k free movies ? go to gotmovies4u(dot)tk
kernelmustard30303 2 years ago
I love this guy
GonzoDuke 3 years ago 13
You tell them Mark.
jclock66 3 years ago 4
3:01
lmfao
awesome. thank u kermode for making my day. you are INCREDIBLE.
Snarg3000 3 years ago 3
Comment removed
Snarg3000 3 years ago
Comment removed
heffers12345 3 years ago
I'm glad i didn't watch this piece of shit movie and I knew it would suck because American humor is garbage nowadays, bring back reruns of Seinfeld!
lightsanime 3 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
Come and Watch over 45,000+ movies for zero money at greatmovies[DOT]tk
spickspackmackattack 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Want to view over 25,000 movies for no money? go to greatmovies[DOT]tk
pookiebookie203030 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Want to view over 25,000 movies for no money? go to greatmovies[DOT]tk
ckddooomerter2003 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Watch over 130,000 movies: freemoviesforyou(dot) info
jacenliu11 3 years ago
i have a flannel to wah my face
when it gets dirty i feel a disgrace
i like horlicks i like chip
ive got a hundred pairs of lips
joero3 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Come and Watch over 45,000+ movies for zero money at greatmovies[DOT]tk
sleptnightaway2033 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Check out: freemoviesforyou(dot)info
pdafres8 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Watch over 25,000 Box Office movies for 100% free at greatmovies(DOT)tk
hotsauce24uaretheon 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
OMG FREE MOVIES, Check out: getitfree(.)biz(.)nf
oddra1 3 years ago
I promised my brother I wouldnt see this film when we saw the trailer for it.
ilikesherbetlemons 3 years ago
LOL look at the dude in the background 7 minutes in.
RockBottomRiser21 3 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
Watch Movies 100% FREE at: getitfree(DOT)biz(DOT)nf
getiii3 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Watch Movies for 100% FREE at: getitfree(DOT)biz(DOT)nf
lovefree30 3 years ago
haha look at them in the clip of bride wars they are doing anything else but listen, marks looking around at the wall n mayo is just flicking thru paper, i think is a movie i will unfortunately have to pass on.
ollymcguirk 3 years ago
well I still think he has more ham than a bacon butty, but we all like bacon don't we, even vegetarians, sometimes!
blackadder310556 3 years ago 3
Mark Kermode is a talking head in this one. He's already sold us that it's bad, so why labour the point. Space to fill perhaps?
CrimeProse 3 years ago
There are people who will still think that it will be good after he gives a overview of why it is bad. He has to then give more detailed points to tell how bad it is all together
chrisedwards121 3 years ago 4
This review made me want to subscribe to this channel, I really don't know what Anne Hathaway was thinking but she better be careful before she ends up typecast with all these wedding movies she's done.
accountwithoutrules 3 years ago 2
His Kate Hudson imitation reminds me all too much of Roger Rabbit...
Sapphonouveau 3 years ago
Ha, but what wouls Jason Isaacs say? LOL
blackadder310556 3 years ago