Applebloom Guard

[TheCerealkiller148]

PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

[toonbat]

The sudden cutoff at the end makes it sound like Applejack's saying 'shiii..'.

[NightPetalCatDemon]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

[dark7element]

"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

[Middest4658]

10+ people had to pay with their blood.



[oklev89]

This is way funnier than it has any right to be.

[higihugo]

still better than daggerfall guards :S

HALT!

[savagekantus1]

damit applebloom you know how rare BERRY is !!!!! thanks 2 you she use fled and now i have 2 go back 2 the forest to find another 1 -_-

[fox9ninja]

I don't even play Skyrim but this had me dying xD

[Daemonologist]

@fox9ninja Not Skyrim; Oblivion. But implying that you never played the game pretty much covers it.

[fox9ninja]

@Daemonologist haha, pardon my ignorance :p

[TheUnknownD]

@fox9ninja the sounds are in oblivion also buy skyrim you will not regret it and also there is a online mod for skyrim and why am i saying this on a pony vid?

[DemonicRemption]

@fox9ninja Likewise... That was hilarious! XD

[thefenixfamily]

for a little filly, applebloom has a pretty deep, masculine voice... o_o

[AndriusFurnius]

"Then pay with your blood" HAHAHAHA! i'm in so much pain xDDD

[D0OMZDAYZ]

What if her cutie mark was an arrow; and instead of on her flank, IT WAS ON HER KNEE.

[Daemonologist]

@D0OMZDAYZ Nah, it should be a picture of an arrow to the knee on the flank. I use to make arrow to the knee jokes till I got a mace to my face.

[Toadmaster89]

Wow, it fits perfectly .______.

[friendlykristen]

I didn't put those in my bag!!

Then pay with your blood!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha so funny

[TheAle89515]

Applebloom: "I was going to make her pay with her blood...

... and then I took a hoof in the mouth"

[LovecraftianToenail]

Honestly, this is probably the best Imperial Guard Pony video.

The fact that there are MULTIPLE IMPERIAL GUARD PONY VIDEOS just goes to show how wonderfully insane this fandom is. XD

[metroid885]

At least Applebloom and the imperial guards don't complain about taking an arrow to the knee

[Jacksonman420]

Then pay with your blood!! Lolzzz ;)

[oldfokk]

hilarious!

[Goastfreak]

It's was creepy when Apple Bloom said that she was hoping that pony would resist arrest... Smile... Voice... My new nightmares... *shudder*

[World0fWowcraft]

You like apples, don't you criminal scum?

[FilltheStew]

Then pay with your blood!

[VikariusRobo]

@Rodgun

Thank you, now I know. I haven't played The Elder Scrolls Oblivion but only The Elder Scrolls 5.

[Cra5yxPineapple]

CUTE MARK CRUSADER GUARDS!

[cflotronsong]

i used to be a cutie mark cruesader. till i took an arrow to the knee. now im an apple seller "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!" >>>------(knee)----->

[Demonessatube]

Okay AppleBloom, I'll pay with my blood O.O

[iamacuol]

-What?! I didn't put those in my bags!! - THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!

*kills thief*

[KirbyOnCronic]

Funny vid...too bad the quality is rubbish...

[Daemonologist]

@KirbyOnCronic Rubbish means something that isn't worth anything or has no value which is considered as junk than treasure. Sorry.....I watched too many Wordgirl.

[adanko]

haha so perfect

[cflotronsong]

this is to perfect

[ZombieMonkey7]

Applebloom's new cutie mark is an imperial legion symbol

[MrSnugglepuffz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, this made my day.

[LordOrlock]

"I didnt put those in my bag!" "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

[TheLugiaSong]

ROFL!!!

[crazysam10]

Apple Bloom used to be a Cutie Mark Crusader, but than she got an arrow in the knee.

[Daemonologist]

@crazysam10 That would be an awesome Cutie Mark to have. Especial an image of an arrow on the knee. 

[AlexKadin]

@crazysam10 Whoops, wrong game...

[crazysam10]

@AlexKadin Correct series though. Also comes from the same set of NPCs.

[AlexKadin]

@crazysam10 Yeah, but still, they are pretty different from each other.

[crazysam10]

@AlexKadin CloseEnough.jpg

[AlexKadin]

@crazysam10 Yeah. Anyway, read the one right up.

[Ganonmustdie2]

I might be the only one who thinks of the lesser known "Pay the fine!" line during this. It applies.

[Zmaster6030]

720/1080p = Perfect

[Zmaster6030]

Applebloom's computer can't handle Skyrim so she's been playing too much Oblivion.

[BloodyFatalis]

My Elder Ponies: Oblivion is Magic.

[ogith]

"I was hoping you'd resist arrest"

Dat face + dat line + dat lip-sync = Pure damn gold

[Radith87]

Then pay with your blood!

*Hoof fist*

Applebloom! >:(

[dropdead156]

I never noticed how scared berry punch got until now

[starpony8642]

But AppleBloom! I break the law everyday and you never caught me! o.o

AppleBloom: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! Now pay your fine!

I have no money! T^T|

AppleBloom: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD! >:I

[Ciclopotis]

So fitting XD

[SmackyduhFrog]

-go to the moon

-resist arrest

[theawesomestawesomer]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

Applebloom!

[tjmlp15]

oblivion guard's voice :3

[yeguilty]

Why, why, why does this fit so well?

[gasenkotsu]

PONYS BRUTALITY

[AnneBoleyn808]

I am sooooo showing this to Michelle (Appleblooms voice)

[Newtube102]

I didn't put those in my bag!

Then pay with your blood!

[Bowlercap]

I think my favorite part of this is when she says "That's too bad. I was hoping you'd resist arrest."

[F1NJP]

I showed this in my MLP FiM presentation that I kept this Monday. A lot of the guys laughed their asses off.

[takura13]

Oh god why?

[flockofmurlock]

"thats to bad. i was hoping you'd resist arrest :D"

[kokoil1]

its just so ovious what her cuitie mark is!!!!

[SuperDragonCreator]

LOL

[walrusguyjr]

I think Apple Bloom could actually get her cutie mark this way.

[Ganonmustdie2]

@walrusguyjr Cutie mark: Guard's helmet.

[dlausactor6373]

Applebloom just threatened Doctor Whooves! She is not going to have a fun time when he comes back! Demons run when a good pony goes to war!

[Daemonologist]

@dlausactor6373 And those wars are what made the demons stronger when feasting on the utmost fury and fear that gave the demons the unholy mentality of war. Is what brought insanity to develop mental the minds of people to emphasize their stress by consistent wars.

[Daemonologist]

@dlausactor6373 That is how the ponies have influenced the minds; by engaging people with extreme cuteness and funny impressions to allure us without being the one in charge of the decision.

[CaptainAlliance2]

Oh I remember MLP FiM season 1...

[Omnikron228]

That AppleBloom is pretty manly.

[Ghooostie]

PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

Gets me every time XD

[FilAm4494]

@Ghooostie i think i dropped a lung from laughing at that part. my chest still hurts.

[LajeszPajesz]

@Ghooostie Me too XD

[Brollyhero93TOP10]

Fucking genius this video is!!! xD

[Omnywrench]

>Go to Jail

>Resist arrest

>Pay bits

>make friends

[TheLackofattack]

Applebloom has Skyrim preordered.

[HeWhoPwnsNoobs]

Cease moving, foul matter that forms on the surface of liquid with the nature that of involving crime and criminal acts. No person shall infringe upon the regulations, that the authority of our ruler has created in order to prevent chaos, during my acts of lookouts. I shall seize the pilfered possessions of which you have on your person. At this present time thou shall transfer monetary value to settle a penalty or serve said penalty with imprisonment.

[pockuinator]

@HeWhoPwnsNoobs You put a lot of work into that for it not to be high rated.

[HeWhoPwnsNoobs]

@pockuinator lol no, this was a comment that I made for funnyjunk at it gave me like 40 thumbs so I don't really care if I don't get thumbs on Youtube. But i'll be happy to accept your thumb.

[SnakeByte117]

oh my god that so fits... wow that's awesome

[Commanderf6]

This is probably one of my favorite videos on youtube. Bar none.

[Gaara37455]

Applebloom: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCOUT D:<

Pony: I didnt put those in my bag -__-'

Applebloom: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD.

[Mundicantus]

I was hoping you'd resist arrest

her5 face when she said that was Awesome

[rraazze]

That was quite scary as to how well you synced it all together.

Great job :D

[MrShredder67]

i completely lost it when applebloom said "Then pay with your blood"

XD

[spongebobsmokes]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!

Applebloom!

Omg dude this is so perfect lol

[kitty19181]

AppleBloom guard is best guard!

[GMokemoD]

WOOL is in related vids. Why? Who cares, cause this is all funy

[shapular]

LOLOL THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD LOLOLOLOL. THIS COMMENT IS OBVIOUSLY FUNNY AND CREATIVE BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY IN THE VIDEO.

[Nelis47896]

IF LIFE GIVES YOU APPLES.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

[akatsuki335]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

LMAO XD

[Andarthiel]

"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"

"Apple Bloom!"

XD

[offspring5522]

Great. Now everytime I play Oblivion and get caught by guards, I imagine them having Applebloom's face.

[BrainDS2]

@EpicFunkey But she's just a filly.

[F1NJP]

Dude, you're awesome! Why didn't I think of this scene?

[MyUMBREON]

Супер!

[ResettisReplicas]

I'm gonna try that at work tomorrow. If this clip is anything to go by, it works 1/3 of the time

[Koolkitties]

This is a whole video fad? Really? REALYL?????

[8bitPikachu]

the gates of oblivion appear on her flank

THAT DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT!

[ER160990C]

applebloom's been playing too much oblivion

[TheNorthernNative]

0:36 same thing i usually say whenever i get caught pickpocketing

[TheIncredibleD1701]

This is the best CRIMINAL SCUM with ponies ever XD

[KlivanRobert]

I can't stop watching this!!!



[KayinMoon]

I pee'd a little

[Jesper987654321]

CMC Guards yay

[MrBuffalosoldier420]

0:28 she looked terrified!

[Scoutaloo]

Applebloom play's too much Oblivion lol (great game though!)

[WarhunterT71]

AI DYDNT PUT THOZE IN MAI BAG

[GregorPaine]

@FightingJEDI wrong game buddy

[laughsquad007]

which episode is this from, i dont think i saw it

[HuffytheMagicDragon]

@laughsquad007 call of cutie

[HuffytheMagicDragon]

@laughsquad007 call of cutie

[FightingJEDI]

Should have put more points into agility when they were choosing their S.P.E.C.I.A.L. options.

[jkdanahy]

@FightingJEDI

I see what you did there, and I like it.

[lern2surture]

i lol'd so fucking hard

[MrRayquazaking]

*Takes off all armor*

*Resists arrest*

COME AT ME APPLEBLOOM!

[MLPFiB]

i loled

[barty1995]

The 'resist arrest' part was perfectly lip-synced oO

[browniebob]

Why is Berry Punch buying APPLES?

[Daemonologist]

@browniebob Maybe it is part of her ingredients to make her special drink.

[KlivanRobert]

@Daemonologist she needs it to make Applejack

[miel1945]

@Daemonologist AKA she's going to make Apple Cider

[SegaMaster172]

@miel1945 Then turn the apple cider into applejack (the drink, not the pony).

[miel1945]

@miel1945 pure magic :D

[teencomment]

@Daemonologist Appletini! :D

[cytorakdemon]

@browniebob

Apples are needed to make Apple Cider.

[browniebob]

@cytorakdemon Ah, I never thought of that :P

[metallicakixtotalass]

@browniebob Hard cider punch. Stuff's awesome.

[volcan4]

@browniebob she was berry hungry :P

[browniebob]

@volcan4 *facehoof*

[WolfDemonProductions]

@browniebob and what do YOU make hard cider with ?

[browniebob]

@WolfDemonProductions  Pecans.

[WolfDemonProductions]

@browniebob really? 0_0 *rethinks alcohol making process*

[TheFPSVideoGamer]

@browniebob she makes an alcohol mix......shes a fucking drunk...what you expect?

[Daemonologist]

@TheFPSVideoGamer No, she gets drunk from non-alcoholic mix for some reason. It is even healthy and good for you; it just doesn't make any sense why she get drunk from that.

[TheFPSVideoGamer]

@Daemonologist i don't mean the dam punch bowl and i mean the beer bottles she drink or the wine glass mixed with punch and beer.

[Daemonologist]

@TheFPSVideoGamer No, she never touch the stuff, she only drinks juice.

[Magnaliscous]

Lets see how many thumbs up i can get... THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!!11!!!!!1111!!!!!!!

[DesperateFish34]

god, i've seen this like 15 times now. Every time she says "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD" and gets face-hoofed I die laughing.

[Homestar20845]

Also, where did you get the sound clips for the guard?

[Homestar20845]

Okay, I'm going to admit, I laughed my ass off at 0:34

[Colosphe]

Someone send this to EqD. NOW.

[Ravengaurd6]

Berry Punch always has her mouth in other peoples food!

[Daemonologist]

@Ravengaurd6 No, just drinks, she doesn't use the cups.

[TheDumplingz]

BEST THING EVER!

[TheCastro82]

Dammit. It was 2 A.M. when I watched this. When AppleBloom said "THEN PAY WITH YOU BLOOD!" I burst into laughter.

[51stSheep]

0:24 if I was Berry Punch at that moment, I'd be scared too o_0

[ultimachocobo86]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

[superbros15]

too bad bethesda is sueing mojang.. Now I WONT by elder scrolls...

[MPieter88]

...NOW PAY YOUR FINE!! We take cash or credit. >:3

[Nazgul100]

Hahah I loved that one xD

[TheRedGameboy]

You should use this episode to remake that CHOCOLATE COVERED NINJA STAR COOKIES girl.

[blayzebright]

Someone needs to make an Oblivion mods that replace all the guards with Applebloom.

[M00nades]

Apple Bloom's cutie mark will be an armoured guards head...

She should try out for Celestia's bodyguards!

[ayameazureha786]

XDDDD your timing is flawless.

[palidan99]

Oh this never gets old. Loved it.

[vincentsclone]

Consarnet Applebloom. *takes out a couple bags of blood* Will this cover it?

[SmashLiXs]

how much blood do you want? i scrapped my knee few weeks ago

[Daemonologist]

@SmashLiXs I want you to cut off your entire knee and pore me a pool of blood.

[SmashLiXs]

@Daemonologist this will be my 4th time something has cut some part of my leg open while unconsious. (i've had 3 surgeries on my ankles in different yrs)

[AGENTE4777]

@Daemonologist can i gave you a sandvich insteed?

[Daemonologist]

@AGENTE4777 "Knocks the sandwich off of your hand" I don't want a sandwich, I want your blood. However, I would accept a coke, they are worth a soul.