Uwe Boll Pronounciation Guide

[HotPocketsBoy]

paul W.s. anderson is worse.

[briansuck]

What Jewish, Christian, Muslim, Budhist, Hindust got in common? They all want to kill this guy.

[fubar50cat]

wow, 100%, love your lesson on pronunciation, now just teach him how to direct, lol

[lisa19974]

haha loved it xD

[GlAcKeNbUrGeN]

Hey ebeeto, this video is on ED. hope your life is complete

[AdayDr1en]

He's not even that bad of a director.

Seriously guys.

[Omnitrix8]

@AdayDr1en you serious?!!

[kowtnaak]

@AdayDr1en I concur, of his 4 movies that I have seen just one was kinda bad.

[BatMak23]

@AdayDr1en Sarcasm?

[Tmangman1]

use the transcribed audio and this gets more hilarious lol

[thePavuk]

This is legend

[NocturnoLupo]

Best thing you'll ever see on YouTube. It's this video, really.

[sniffindrawz]

I'm still going to call him Huey Ball

[windson7]

when he said U. that sounded like me having my first orgasm as a kid

[ThomasBellarusa]

Uwe Boll needs to be glued to a chair clockwork orange style and make him watch EVERY movie he has made

[kVaulkyrie]

Uwe Boll just needs to be burned alive, he makes shitty ass movies on purpose because of Germany's stupid tax law crap.

[nativewizard]

I'm hoping south park attacks this nazi fudge packer someday!

[leauxbert]

Bloodrayne's creepy stare when you said "audience anal rape sessions" made it funnier.

[ashriewahid]

EBEETO STILL ALIVE

[fartx211]

i just discovered paint shop pro because of this video, and its awesome

[TheGigac]

Paint shop pro 9, the choice of a real man, hahaha

[ezojimbo100]

who liked postal

[theyinyangmagic]

@ezojimbo100 meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[windson7]

oh shit you really like your Paint

[ThePopeOfTrash]

son of Ed Wood

[H83tr3d]

I just simply call him Bullshit

[TJPinoy]

@H83tr3d

You mean 'Boll.shit'

[H83tr3d]

@TJPinoy Love it !

[NibiruShinIori319]

98 people either could not pronounce Uwe Boll's name, or got their eyes raped by an Uwe Boll movie....and liked it.

[sup3rkangkong]

uwe boll is trollface

[rulesofachia]

He's not a gay or a jackass... He's an Uwe Boll and that's the worst thing you can ever be. Only one person (if you can call it that) has ever managed to be an Uwe Boll and it's Uwe Boll. D:

[joseanzaldua]

This guy sounds like willem dafoe

[Rawr5649]

Uwe Boll is one of the worst movie makers I've ever seen. Has anyone seen Rampage? What a giant piece of shit...

[RonBurg92]

Am I wrong to feel so terribly stupid after watching this? And I think there needs to be just a little more swearing in the first half.

[TwoLeggedBeast09]

MAKE MORE VIDS!!!!

[Cirofost]

I liked his film "Rampage" :(

[Rawr5649]

@Cirofost why, it was terrible

[Ulron1]

Very nice, but why should we correct this jackasses name right? It's a sign of disrespect...it's small, petty and he'll probably never know it, but damn it he deserves no respect!

[DovydasRybakas]

LOL :D:D:D:D

-We all have Different Toughts about this. Creature...

[gmjjack]

no no no, you pronounce his name as "smegmah"

[reproduktsioon]

User who made this video hasn't logged on 2 months now. I guess he got Boll Fucked.

[Bsmarcona]

Uwe Boll is a very interesting director. His films are strange.

[TheBigCheeseStudios]

isn't it ironic that this is a pronounciation guide yet he said danish wrong

[halflifeproductionz]

uwe boll is a piece of shit director, now they're going to get this shithead to direct a movie about the war in darfur. An issue that people should be looking at, not away.

[DarkSignal59]

stereotype WIN XD

[leauxbert]

0:17 BloodRayne is watching you poop.

[Shonbi]

Would "Boll Uwe." grammatically correct?

[Feldneger]

The Boll sounds like... Swedish or something like that

[ministryhellie]

this shit is fucking hilarious

[joeblow9000]

Yesterday, I got my eyes brutally raped by a Uwe Boll.

[raptormarlins211]

Uwe Boll in danish is Uwe Fuck

[xtazy115]

the subject at hand is from germany *hitler portrait appears* XD laughed my ass off

[riveaa]

in a pornunciation video you said "dannish"...no

[IggyHazard]

Germaniacs and Swisstafarians are often stereotyped as being highly intelligent brainiacs but they can't even spell and/or pronounce their own names right (Jung, Nietzsche, etc.). 'W' is not 'V'. The Roman word "ave" is pronounced "AH'way." Since we now have two seperate letters for 'V' and 'W', there's no reason to switch the pronunciations. It doesn't make sense to design a language to be incompetent on purpose.

[DallasisaLeo]

@IggyHazard Nobody switched their pronunciations; they simply evolved separately.

[IggyHazard]

@DallasisaLeo I understand. I just think it's lame to swap 'v' with 'w'. It's also lame to swap the pronunciations of "uh" and "er" (like "eye-deer" instead of "idea") like they do in some parts of the UK and the east coast of the US. I know it's a regional dialect, but it sucks cheesenails.

[vortegaunt]

the 95 people who disliked this are all UWE BOLL

[acdcfan014]

@vortegaunt Or his fans. No, wait. Scratch that. You'd have to have Asperger's, Down Syndrome and be mentally retarded at the same time to be an Uwe Boll fan.

[vortegaunt]

@acdcfan014 does it say that Í am a "huey boll" fan? and if you retardiness is so grave i will now rephrase the comment... Uwe Boll made 95 accounts and hit the dislike button because everyone kept hitting the "like" button.

ps. don't accuse someone for being retarded

[acdcfan014]

@vortegaunt In what moment did I call you retarded? I was speaking in general. Calm down.

[blenderpanzi]

@Ebeeto Just so you know: Hitler wasn't from Germany but from Austria (like Arnold Schwarzenegger. well, not exactly like Arnold Schwarzenegger).

[Salokin92]

I got brutally raped by an Uwe Boll movie yesterday....

House of the Dead...wtf...

[Lirayune]

@Salokin92 And you saw this movie only because of me :P

Hate me now? Or just hate U-W-E Boll?

[PyramidHead333]

It's actually "Oovah." But still, this video is fucking hilarious regardless.

[Salokin92]

@PyramidHead333 it actually isn't...

[PyramidHead333]

@Salokin92 I just heard it from various videos, including the one where Boll talks about his petition.

[Salokin92]

@PyramidHead333 Oh, but I am pretty certain as I am from Austria and there are dudes here called like that and I hear it in the media as well :/

Well cheers anyway (:

[blenderpanzi]

@PyramidHead333 Often german people (or people from any non-english speaking country) start to pronounce words of their own native language wrong (like english persons pronounce them) when they talk in english. Its when they (or rather "we", because I'm from Austria) are in "english speaking mode". Hell, there are some Austrians living in America who seem to have forgotten how to correctly pronounce german words altogether, like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Didi Mateschitz (Chef of Red Bull).

[blenderpanzi]

@PyramidHead333 Or maybe in the case of Schwarzenegger it is just his thick styrian farmer accent and not an american accent why he cannot correctly pronounce german words.

[theshadowbehindme]

Uwe Boll is the best troll ever :P

[WorldOfSnakes]

lol Uwe Boll's been raping all you internet retards for years now. You guys don't seem to realize that he laughs at how he's got you in his palms so easily. You're such sheeps! It's all love though:)

[anticlers]

petitiononline(dot)com/RRH5388­8/petition.html

STOP Uwe Boll your chek on the PETITION

[chrintov]

O_O my face when i saw "Rampage" made by Boll...check it out sometime guize. pretty good...i'm amazed to say.

[no00dylan]

huey

[leauxbert]

@no00dylan ball

[Doominatorx6]

THANK YOU I've been calling him Huey Ball for years

[type87randomXD]

2007=A great year,because ebeeti made videos in this year.

[GeneralBison]

I love how you do a video about how to pronounce Uwe, and you butcher the word 'Danish'.

Good video though, I hate hearing people say 'Youway' or 'Ooway', I'm going to point people to this video in the future.

[crazygeek777]

HEY don't compare hitler to this guy that is just mean poor hitler ._.

[pallirocks1]

@crazygeek777 well he is going to play hitler in a move called bluberella

[man11withaplan]

LOL. I get the joke. But word of advice, be careful on who you say it to. There are crazie people who will tear you an online asshole.

[SoppaTorakka]

"true story"

[chewbacca1010]

I'm bored. You're boring Zoidberg.

[ModeLTU]

"To most of you american-british assholes, his name is NOT HUEY BALL!"

Damn I wish Ebeeto made more vids.That fat bastard

[MagnitudePerson]

Allso: You pronounced it wrong, retard.

[MagnitudePerson]

Uwe Boll is good, dont hate him. His a comedian, treat him as that.

[legorocks3]

He's getting a lot better with his movies i must say but his old stuff still can't be forgiven.

i kinda liked postal and rampage was pretty entertaining.

[ItsDappy]

He doesn't deserve to have his name pronounced correctly

[TheSteakJustice]

Ooveh Bowl

[jawehawk]

darnish? it's danish for fuck sake XD

[goofygooferspore]

nice vid :D

[36lexcor63]

all the movies Uwe Boll made sucked extrem ass except Rampage. Rampage was a pretty decent movie. Yeah I know Boll made a decent movie. Still don't believe the whole 2012 apocalypse thing?

[Jergraa]

The first time i saw a ebeeto-vid and it's genious

[Yupi525]

"eh... eh... eeeh... im not tryin to pronounce the letter here, i just forgot what to say"

LOL

[geegeezlouis86]

... It's oo-vuh. Wow.

[Filip3Luca]

"U....U...U...Allright enough of this Steven Hawking's porn sounds".

Win.

[xy274]

the gay pic was gay....i never want to see this video again !!!!

[sebaeoy]

@xy274 Welcome to the Internet, son...

[campbell571]

Very bad and gay video.

[upublic]

guy has the right to do whatever movie the fuck he wants, and that's why he's fuckin great, he's got more fuckin bollz then all the shitpiss no life gamers. and i'm a hardcore gamer myself, and i know i suck.

[Lynch098]

Truly the worst director ever, hes the reason the video game movie genre has such a bad reputation.

[8CoreyTaylor8]

Huey Ball XDDDDDDDD

[8CoreyTaylor8]

It's PaintShopPro 9, the choice of a real man XDXDXD

[GormTheElder]

Ha ha ha! He mispronouced "Danish"! Besides that, awesome video!

[Whatacrybabygamer]

OMG, Epic Win. Best video

[Helltamirre]

I liked "Postal". That's the kind of movies he IS capable of making.

[SubconsciousAlive]

I got everything right except from the W bit. How was I supposed to know he's German?

[Helltamirre]

@SubconsciousAlive  His name is german. It's kinda a clue.

[SubconsciousAlive]

@Helltamirre Note the "I didn't know he was German" bit. kkthxbbai

[Helltamirre]

@SubconsciousAlive Well someone has german name and surname. Its not really hard to figure out that person is german, is it?

[SubconsciousAlive]

@Helltamirre I didn't know the name was German, or I would have pronounced it like a german name.

[TaMszz]

@SubconsciousAlive

Doesn't really matter if it's german name, since i'm finnish and i'd pronounce it like ebeeto did.

[Codemned]

if you say "we" wää in german it means in dialect ugly

[schermtim]

W isn't a labial fricative, you idiot! It's a labial approximant! Why does everybody get this wrong?

W is pronounced like the Spanish V. Make a v with your lips almost together, then try to add a little b, and you have your own labial approximant. Try it yourself!

[K9GM3]

I don't hate him. I don't even KNOW him.

[GoerdingscapePK]

"Steven Hawkins porn sounds"

That made my day ! :P

[spermcubearchives]

Huey ball Hahahahhaha

[FoggyFishburne]

Ebeeto you're a fucking genius... Seriously, this is art :D

[xtazy115]

"yesterday i got my eyes brutally raped by an uwe boll movie"ahahahaha.good sentence.

[blaghablagha]

"evil has a name; pronounce it right." LOL.

[TheButtkisser]

NASA !!! Take this Uwe Boll Motherfucker to planet Jupiter and leave him there !!! He is not welcome in Earth !!!

[Liamwitz]

Boll Uwe Boll.

[gamerblood]

@Liamwitz

Too bad youtube doesn't allow joke drum rolls huh

[DevastationNazo]

TALENTLESS DIRECTOR WANTS TO FIGHT. TD CHOSE ALONE IN THE DARK

GO, FLAMING NINJA LAWER.

FNL USES HANZO LOOPHOLE. ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE...

AITD USES SEX SCENE FROM OUTA NOWHERE WITH MUSIC THAT IS ABOUT RASISM!

FNL USES STABBITY STAB STAB! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE! AITD FAINTED!

"Dammit, you killed ze only fucking movie anyone thinks of when they think of me!"

gained 666 xp. 1337$.

[AwesomeB3M]

Everything this guys touches turns into SHIT!! FUCK U Boll!! I want my 96 minutes back from Alone in the dark!!! I have to watch the Super Mario Movie just to wash away ur german shit out of my brain!!!

Hope U die on the set of your previous movie..believe me ...your doing the world a big fucking favor you retarded bratwurst eating bitch!!!!

[deadagain33]

Postal was the funniest movie of all time! Better than 2012, and yet with such a lower budget!

[UWEBOLLSUCKS]

This vid is awesome.thank you for creating this. uwe boll sucks ass and we all know it.

hes name is so retarded as he is

[vijayasimhabrbaby]

Thanks for this guide. Learnt a lot!!

[Warkid1993]

u u u u u

[shawnmalki]

michael bay is much worse

[bererboy01]

postal was funny :p.

[marlboromike2100]

Actually I Found His work with Postal Great.. a Movie based on a game.. that gets nearly all of it down? No bullshit hollywood story like Doom.. Game.. Gates of hell Open.. Movie.. Genetic's found that made into a virus turns people into Monsters? How the fuck do you cross from Gates of Hell, Genetic alteration? Postal.. Only disappointment.. nobody would put up with half the shit that guy takes and it takes ruffly 3 4ths the flick for him to snap.

[morgurthion]

I slutet låter du som Abe från Oddworld ^^

[SShinX2off]

ebeeto you're the best! make more videos, please!

[Haxincorp]

Haha whenever I forget how to say oover boll's name I come here =P

[tsilll]

we pronounce uwe the same way in estonian.

[DynaDash]

This video is made of win.

[wankingthecadaver]

HAHAHAH fucking amazing!

[slimshady0297]

1:41 I think I laughed the hardest here.

[18bulldog18]

2:40 HAHAHAH XD

[frenzetics]

Holy shit,

i laughed so hard i woke my parents.

INSTANT SUBSCRIBER !

i look forward to seeing more of youre stuff : )

[bloodsuckern]

@frenzetics hes already GOT stuff

[Fitopito66]

but the old games of alone in the dark are really awesome

[BichAssPunk]

I agree with u . But the PC version is fucking horrible !

[man11withaplan]

Fuck uwe boll. He made the most shittiest movies ever.

[Landmarkmoon]

@man11withaplan dude, his movies rock, they suck, but who cares theyre retardedness is so much fun:P

[TheKillxD]

lol boll is fuck in danish thats so right btw im from denmark

[Xrick56]

"stephen hawkings porn sound" lol

[acterv]

I give the word "Boll" a new meaning!

Next time when you guys feel shock or mad, dont say "Holy Shit" or "What the Hell" or "Son of the Bitch". You all should say Holy Boll" or "What the Boll" or "Son of the Boll".

[n00bzta]

i spat out my pepsi at

"and some of you, HATE HIM *hitler pic*"

[furial2]

Haha

''Evil has a name,Pronounce it right!''

[Mikiztar]

Im danish,, Boll doesnt meant Fuck xD

Bolle Means fuck^^

There arent no fucking danish word called boll^^

There are Bolle and bold' Bolle means fuck and Bold means ball

[jtwarlock]

PaintShopPro 9 FTW

[Xteeler]

Evil has a name, pronounce it right.

[rmf99]

Language people speak in Denmark.

[BenBandana]

he was pointing out that its DA-NISH, and not DAN-NISH

[imkspriten]

Retard comment

[skate3745]

ajoajoajoaj(retarded username,and did you know aj means ''Ow'' in swedish?)has a dumb comment,seriously,have you never heard of Dannish,go to school,srs.

[PhantomWatson]

Stephen Hawkins? Who dat? Any relation to Stephen Hawking?

[Mad94John]

He FUCK up Blood Rain, Far Cry, Alone in the Dark, and meny more.

He is one SOLID!FUCK! who Refuses to Die!!!

[BannedIP]

He should make a real movie about suicide with him in the first roll, it will be he's best movie ever.

I'll sure watch it!

[LudvigW0oTJansson]

"Alright, enough about this Stephen Hawking pornsound"

!! xD

[CandyCrayon91]

We should dress him up as a weasel for Weasel Stomping Day! That would be great fun, wouldn't it?

Being Dutch, I actually already knew how to pronounce this *beep*'s name, but I found this video amusing anyway <3

Death to Uwe Boll!

[smokeyvv]

Uwe Boll is a crappy director and he spends about 300 bucks of his movie budget on the actual movie.

[dragonowner07]

dude i think he only spends 1$ on a movie