A battle with myself!

[xabieerodgersx]

I love you Bertie! <3

[LoveStarKidPotter]

Bertiemort :D

[TheR5love]

naww! You have a cut one your nose xox

[simonayeahh]

good thing the neighbours weren't watching

[libbyrock123]

I swear I saw Voldemort! Anyone else see that? LOL

[OrEoFrEnZy]

lmfao the end when the dog barked at him, his face xD

[BellerTheYeller]

Tom Fleton said he has seen your videos

[SmileyCentral441]

That dog told you Bertie

[emmaloveberry]

Any last words comment rate subscribe lol

[caramelpopcorn100]

COMMENT - RATE AND SUBSCRIBE ily bertiebertg

[iloveyouxxx2]

i would love to see you're wand;)

[mickygrace22]

I love u Bertie!!!-3-3-3 ur sooooo funny;)

[Movies1918]

It would have been funny if when he like" any last words" the bertie that dies duz the comment rate subscribe thing, but i still luv this vid the way it is!!!!!

[MissLeaxo1]

Lol, at the end your dog barked and scared you. LMAO i'm dying.

[CaritaRobinson]

Do you have your... wand?

[ArwenPendragon]

Scorpius, I'm not sure your father will be too happy about you shooting home videos with Voldemort. Just wait until your grandfather hears about this! ;)

[TheBoringShow0]

Hahahahaa "you're such a douche"

[abbiecward]

HARRY FRICKIN POTTER!!

[KatieLynchx]

'he has returned,Lol,he has come to fight me..' VOLDMORTT!:O!!

[lauriemac25562556]

'Can i just say those trousers dont go with those shoes.......'

"Your such a douche "

He he i giggled.....:)

[Plus3OFFICIAL]

LOL, the way Bertie jumped when the dog barked!

[AndreaGonza06]

LOL! I LOVE YOU BERTIE!!! MARRY WITH ME

[JessiePrior1]

OMG Bertie, just wanted to say please check out me and my friends video:Welcome to lemon productions! We<3 you lotsssss;D please check it outttt

[BigLipsLittleLegs]

hi bertie i love your videos and so does my sister i was just wondering wether you could subscribe to her channel or something like that cause her birthday is coming up and she would really like it if you would!!!! she is hannah43xo. thanks BigLipsLittleLegs

[OmfgShaunyb]

At the end he should of won, and said that was for my dad.

[ibelievephotografhy]

your so adorable ;3

[shitjustgotrealtv]

His head looks like a condom

[Zvalern]

Haha! Sounds quite like Star Wars actually.

[newbetomfan]

you should wear a bald cap more often!

[anonymous0722]

Even the hand gestures are correct. LOL! :))

[isabellemimixoxo]

PMSL!!!!!SOSOSO FUNNNEHHHH !!:')<3

[ComedicCookies]

0:36 haha XD

[JustinBiebersgirl180]

them pants dont go with them shoes

" your such a douch !"

lmao xxxxx

[AvoraRiddle]

''your such a douche!'' lol

[HelenBakerrxo]

he does a scarily good impression of voldemort..

[Kalama49408]

Voldemorts afraid of dogs ha ha

[sexybananacow]

he looks like frodo from lord of the rings when e has that thing on his hed

[Arkinson97]

Hahaha look at the finger raised at 0:58 it's hilarious.

[AimeeFreya]

Your impression of Voldemort is amazing!

[alicesomay]

"you're such a douche..."

[MrsMars85]

Your facial expressions crack me up!

[missluckyducky07]

i have the same txt tone!!

[LuCkYimuncreative]

I love how he actually has voldemorts wand. That screams boss, that does.

[jennabenna505]

That was SO supposed to be u fighting with he who shall not be named from harry potter! I am not stupid.......! But I liked it

[alywills1999xx]

that scab on ur nose is reaaly distracting..

[1234kaybay]

simply amazing!!!!!!

[tishee1997]

LOL the dog made you jump back! pissed myself with laughter!

[RebekahandSadie]

I love how he says 'douche' xD

[MarieFulloflife]

THE DOG! yaoming xDDDD

[raquelvm1997]

0:58 Bertie holds his wand as Voldemort does lol!

[cec6607]

lOl the dog!

[HunterJumper731]

"Might I just say, that those trousers....don't go with those shoes."

"You're such a douche."

[iluvmusic4ever2102]

The dog was so extra.. HAHAHA

[katlovesbtr]

honestly, for some reason i thought he was gonna say "the bertie who lived, come to die" i dont know why..

[aliw3313]

OMM! What happened to the bridge of your nose, Bertie?!! :O

Nice wand ;)

[XocclumencyX]

He has returned. LOL

[SophieTheCrazyDragon]

I must say they are very good at nonverbal spells :D

[soccerpeace3]

... His last words were "You're a douche."

[ArmoredViolinist]

...You could pick your nose with your wand...or you butt...your choice.

[RollOnTheFloorLikeDM]

xDD I laughed, he should have been like "You have come to fight me? Mini Malfoy..." xD I woulds have been on the floor laughing

[XocclumencyX]

Real men wear baldcaps.

[hollieandannax]

LOL! i love the dog at the end!

[AbbyLovegood7]

THAT'S RIGHT DOGGY, YOU SHOW VOLDEMORT WHO'S BOSS!

[AbbyLovegood7]

I like the ending the best.

[iphonefan3000000]

0:18 If Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton had a baby, he'd look like this! :D

[mrsturkeyboobs]

@iphonefan3000000 He is Scorpious Malfoy by the way.



[Theloveislifeforme]

Voldemort has fear about a dog? xD

[MrsHatake100]

I'd give anything to touch the heir to the Malfoy name's hair ;)

[AmberLeeObsession]

I thought the duel was hilarious but the end made me laugh SO effing hard!! XD

[oceansoul316]

I love how your back door and shed door Are both Tardis Blue

[SuperIrishgals21]

@oceansoul316 I was just thinking that

[julhipporox]

You need to have a random Neville shot

[Luvme4evaful]

LOL, So it took 8 movies to do Harry's story, and 2 minutes to do Berties...

[jadeancullen]

so voldemort comes back to kill scorpius malfoy...... I thought he wanted to kill harry -confused-

[roonilwazlib371]

loved it so much!!!!!!

[AnimeRocksDudes]

0:37 cool wand, 

[lis2198]

Love this!

[inamandis]

Love your wand:D

[meaganl124]

Watched this and went, "So...I take it Scorpius is dead?"

(it must be annoying for people to refer to you as Scorpius often...sorry 'bout that...)

But yeah...HP fans for the win!

[mehdicomedy]

Lord Berrtmord vs.Bert the Nerd

[Megsterx01]

LOL a battle with yourself!

nice voldy impersonation ;)

i take it you're a potter fan like myself? :D

"he has returned LOL" -LOL:)!

[feltonsgrl]

11 dislikes?

MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

[evry1scritic]

Haha..."You're such a douche" XD

I love you.

I subscribed because of this. Love your videos :)

[penguweenie]

I ♥ the endiiiiiiiiing!!!

[wiikluunden]

Know this one by heart. Walking around, reciting it all day long. People giving me odd looks while doing it.

[Elliejellybabybelly]

omg the dog at the end is so funny :L <3

[EllyYuki]

xDD This is really cool. You should have been in the battle of Hogwarts killing people/getting killed. xDD

[ThePowerOfSmell]

Lol nice bald wig :D

[Carpediem72398]

lol I was waiting for the 'HEEHEE'



[EmmaJayneSmith]

I watched this on the train. Laughed out loud like a child. Then I was avoided by other passengers for the rest of the journey.

[sardinz1]

I have Voldy's wand too High 5!

[HannahGemmaG]

Umbridge should have popped up at the end. "Did you get my text?!"

[yasminnxp]

@HannahGemmaG Bahaha. ;D

[Starfishluvsyou8888]

I AM A Teenage boy.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

[caligirlkid]

am i the only one that thinks that he sounds like voldemort but talks like snape from a very potter musical and sequel<3<3

[jennieyoo143]

i love you.

[soccergymnast63]

do you have a cut on your noes? D:

lol this made me LOL so much 

[MysteryMisery123]

Omg we're like the same age and I'm not in London. What is this. BLAHHH. Bertie makes me cry for not being in the same continent. D':

[MsAngeeXx]

Everyone who sees your vids have to love them! (:

[MrCrazyKenzo]

Cool Lol

[Xmusicismylife4evaX]

0:41 IT'S A STRAW. A STRAW!! :D

[jojoharrypotter]

One of your funniest vids yet :D

[wizardsrule88]

Haha you are HILARIOUS, Bertie! =)

I have the same hand pointer. xD

[acciopinkrepublic]

bertie your such a doosh =^_^=

[MissSinger2000]

Hahahahahahaha brilliant!!!! :D x

[AnnabelLloyd]

My mum has that hand pointer thing at her school :D

[MrsCandyBox]

OHMYGOSHTHISISSOFUNNY

[epicninjalegitness1]

i love how brits say "lol" when in america we say "l.o.l."

[hannashaf]

you look like elijah wood

[hannashaf]

lol oh wow that's a first! voldy flinched at a dog barking :P

[hellotonyap]

He has returned lol...I'll be right back. hahahaha

[143babyblue]

hehepandas, well you're one to talk considering all your videos are of talking Tom being pointless. There are plenty of people who think this is funny!

[Martha62442]

You definately should have directed the final battle between Harry and Voldemort in the Deathly Hallows Part 2

[teshino9tweety]

you make a good harry potter and a good voldy XDD

[devinasamantha]

my god you are a blond daniel radcliffe.............

[hehepandas]

Stupid, not funny

[jennieyoo143]

i love bertie. this is hilarious.

[SupernaturalLuv4ever]

NO SCORPIOUS, YOU WERE SUPOSSED TO MARRY ROSE!

[ripSpiritRonja]

Love your voldy voice

[Girlyperformer]

THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE VOLDEMORT'S WAND. ♥

[WoahLuleeeeeee]

OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH! i Fucking love you, yue´re freakin amazing but...may i just say: What the fuck does your family says while you are doing the videos? do the watch you in the window??? hahahhahahaha I love you man, :D

[wolfgirl4ever1331]

u fail @ being a malfoy..... and voldy!

[ilovedracomalfoy100]

favorite!!!!! <3

[MsDubstepper13]

this was the first bertiebertg video and i loved it and it made me subscribe to him , dom, tumbleweedprd and omgharrisonwebb

[garlandbalon]

At least Bertie Voldemort has a NOSE! :D

[alex2811998]

Hahahaha, ssoooooooooooooo funny, love it, do more videos like that!!

[amyhasatwix]

Remember, Bertie, the wand chooses the wizard... how curious...

[XoxoSayYouLuvMeoxoX]

I laughed so hard when the dog barked & you jumped.

[rachelluvsJLSx]

omg bertie you are the most aweome person on youtube EVER,

[MsDubstepper13]

@BertiebertG my friend loves you cuz she said that you look like Harry Potter, you have the hair and the height and the british accent like Draco Malfoy and you have the personality of Ron Weasley

[zangkazenprofile21]

you're such a douche! =))

[benlroberts2]

lol at this. i cant belive it was only the back of your head in harry potter deathly hallows though!

[ShannonHMalone]

This was hilarious! Love the Voldemort voice. But what's that on your head?

[nitherli17]

your facial expressions are just lovely :)

[NaniiWeasly]

aaaahhhaaa I LOVE THIIS!!! ur so funny !!!!! :D

[hedelund6]

Funniest video EVER

[naboorruu]

LMAO, I have that same "wand". :P

[zacefronmaniaka]

ANY LAST WORDS?

[danii2417]

can i just say that your hugging in harry potter and the deathly hollows prt 2 was fantastic ! <3

[laureeeen118]

I have the same pointer as you! :D :D

[DaFreakyFreak]

Lord Voldemort vs. Scorpius Malfoy duel? :D

[briannaisbeastt]

You totally sounded/looked like Slughorn. Am I the only one that sees it? x]

[daisybabyxoxo]

i love you :] (its not creepy were the same age so its okay lol)

move to nz ??

[iamsk8rgirl]

you have a cut on your nose :/

[kioa3390h]

oh my, I laughed so hard at the wand you were holding LOLOL

[patch26724]

for the 5 PERSONS who disliked this video, guys, I guess u cant have a battle with yourselves xD

[7676bozkurt]

Ewrybody says that you're playn' Scorpius Malfoy from Hp7, is that right? (Because I hawn't got time to watch Hp7)

[heyhanny]

Bertie's voldemort impression ftw

[iSpeakMagic]

I love the way Bertiemort speaks haha, amazing.

[nitherli17]

i like the way you hold you wand bertiemort :) HAHA

[UnWantedCake]

This is so cool! I had to subscribe after seeing this because I haven't been so thoroughly amused for such a long time. -favs- -rates--subscribes- :D

[HayleyRawrrr]

Love u Bertie! So cute! (:

[LexiC97]

what kind of camera do you have? its brilliant{:

[HarryPotterGeek62442]

That's legit.

*subscribes*

I'll talk about you in my next video (:

[nikkirawrxoxo0]

why dont you let people ask you things on tumblr :P

[nikkirawrxoxo0]

hahah i love this video :) you just got a subscriber

[loganlala99]

oooookkkayyy..... ? *subscribe*

[FeeJaija]

Wow, you a very good actor. It´s funny.

[markman090]

thumbs up if you stared at the zit/red spot on his nose for most of the video.

[balderdashdarling]

Definitely love the wand zapping sound effects. XD

Your intro sounds like the Inception soundtrack to me.

[smilebrenda]

New subscriber!!!! love you and the dog (:

[AnotherRetardedKid]

Omfg, I met a dude that looks just like you today !!

But I don't remember his name D:

[AudreyLudlow]

Your Voldemort impersonation is spot-on, I'm really impresed. And then end killed me.

Keep up the amazing job!

[blueridgerox]

Haha Bertie you're so funny!

[Paint]

Thanks for favoriting my Harry Potter video!! This is hilarious btw! You earned a subscriber.

[BertiebertG]

@Paint Wooah I'm honoured you're even commenting on my video! Thanks! :D

[mspolapotter]

ONE FUCKING ROUND OF APPLAUSE PLEASE.

[themunchkym]

Hahahaha. THE DOGGG.

[BertiebertG]

@themunchkym I believe it's spelt dog? HA ;D

[themunchkym]

@BertiebertG Maybe where YOU'RE from. :P

[crazeechickee11]

@BertiebertG just out of curiosity, what happened to your nose?