Mega64: E3 2009 - The Microsoft Keynote

[grkpektis]

I love felicia day but her fucking e3 microsoft announcements sucked ass, she was so annoying. It was bad enough that I didn't give a shit about what she was saying but she could also barely complete a sentence.

[Ostnizdasht206]

Microsoft should have stayed out of the videogaming industry and just let Nintendo and Sony duke it out like the good ol days. Microsoft's too caught up in their Kinect bullshit to even care about making great exclusives. "But what about Halo?" What about Halo? That franchise is old and done with, but if you REALLY want some Halo action get ready, because 4,5, AND 6 are one the way! ... fuck Microsoft.

[YourPalHDee]

@Ostnizdasht206 well... except that Microsoft offers by far the best user experience online and offline. Who gives a fuck about exclusives? The only exclusive title I give 2 shits about is Gears of War... which is on 360. PS3 tried to get into the casual market too with that move thing, and Nintendo Wii is motion controls and the Wii fit so don't make this about Kinect. Just admit that you are a fanboy and you hate Microsoft beyond any reasoning.

[Ostnizdasht206]

@YourPalHDee How does it offer a better user experience offline? There is no difference between playing a game offline on either a PS3 or a 360. You pop the game in and wah-la! your playing the game. Exclusives are a big deal, why would you want to buy a console that doesn't make as many games as another console? If Microsoft won the gaming race gaming would be over as we know it. All they'd have to offer is Gears and Halo. No thanks.

[YourPalHDee]

@Ostnizdasht206 All PS3 would have to offer is uncharted.... who cares about exclusives? fucking Batman, Skyrim, Fallout, Borderlands, Call of Duty(if that is your sort of thing), and every other game is on both. in my opinion the Xbox offers a better experience, Sony's PSN has been a let down for a long time now, When I tried to claim my games for PSN being down for a month, it said I had to change my password, so I went to change it and the god damn server was down... for 3 days. useless.

[Ostnizdasht206]

@YourPalHDee Blame Anonymous for that, not Sony. Microsoft and Nintendo could of easily been hacked as well. Also, PS3 has more games than just Uncharted. Infamous 1 & 2, Killzone 2 & 3, Little Big Planet 1 & 2, Resistance 1,2 & 3, God of War 3, Demon Souls, Gran Turismo, Metal Gear Solid 4, Star Hawk, Twisted Metal, and a ton of other games. Sure Halo and Gears are good franchises, but since Dom's dead I'm pretty sure Gears it over and Halo is so old and redundant now.

[YourPalHDee]

@Ostnizdasht206 okay well I personally don't like any of those other franchises except MGS, but yeah Halo and Gears are probably over with now. Which is cool, no series should run too long. I just always preferred my xbox to my Ps3 in pretty much every way. honestly though, my PC is better than both, and always has been, I think the whole console thing is getting old.

[jokernotfunny]

lol 0 following 0 followers

[d3ad1yXbarX]

SONY IS FOR PUSSYS AND ITS CALLED A KINECT FUCKING FAGITS

[aeminence]

@d3ad1yXbarX Natal was its original name.

[ocanator]

i want to try this chomelette

[Braleven]

Am I the only douche bag who turned up my volume at 00:40?

[sparda2704]

@Braleven no, i did it too. twice.

[VideoGamesAnthology]

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[alkalinecuban]

Derrick's face on the natal bit made the entire video hahaha

[NintendudeX92]

Nahhhh not gonna fuck with the beatles..! LOOL

[RakeBone]

lol @ the feklicia part

[buraces]

loooool

[TheShadowPigeon]

Where do you get those sunglasses.

[chosentonessournotes]

Man, Rocco is one of the funniest fucking people ever.

[julianwelton]

@DOOMF22 "Steel" is an alloy and "steal" means to take something without permission. It was a joke.

[julianwelton]

@DOOMF22 Yes, lets not alloy other peoples comments please. While we're at it lets not wood them, concrete them, or god forbid glass them.

[spudw2k]

@1:51 ROFL!

[theresharry]

Felicia is having a Chomlette. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Best video ever.

[Clarensee]

Microsoft is so incredibly lame!!

[ggamer2004]

E3 Audience: Full of Sh**

[roostr20]

Nah, i"m not gonna fuck with the Beatles XD

Good choice

[MrPur3d]

keep clicking 2:07 xD

[Dannythereviewer]

LOL at the end

[bonedaddy258]

lol modern warfare sucked.

[MrNerdyreviews]

This reminds me about how bored i was playing modern warfare 2

[Saii984]

LMFAO AT DERREK 2:05

[raptormeathrk]

READ THE DESCRIPTION!!

[The8347135]

thank you for not messing with THE BEATLES!!!

[ovoon7]

But Felicia Day is cool...

[GideonIon8]

With a simple flick of the wrist.

[gomilev]

Chomellete ftw

[prieresminion]

Gz for nathanzxzx projectz, and ima let you finish, but EyeToy was invented over 5 years ago.

[Chrono1020]

lol the Kudos Tsudrrdudrmd part was hilarious!

At first when i saw this video I thought that it was made up name and I thought Derrick was supposed to be an alien who invented natal.

Then when i saw the 2010 conference i was like wow his name is really kudos

Then I said who the hell names their kid kudos?

[ninjadude543]

Next in your recommendations: The Guild....

[kevintheshane]

Chomlette

[Haz3rd]

Microsoft must have seen this video and said, "man, how could we make E3 2010 even worse than that?"

[SUNNYRAINWIND]

@Haz3rd and e3 2011 was born

[kudgcn43]

lol at Rocco climbing the ice wall

[tregard]

I totally remember the shadow complex guy lol

[METALMAN4Wii]

So it's just like a Wiimote.......?

[guilhermewolfman]

the ebst descripition of a video ever

[23478979]

AWESOME VID

[Xtrmn8r123321]

Hahaha! Excellent!

[Celestialbeing21]

OMG DEREK FOR THE WIN WITH THE PROJECT NATAL. MEGA 64 IS ON POINT WITH THESE JOKES. F ROOSTER TEETH. LMAO "Most revolutionary technology we ever created".

Epic Win

1:39

[ansemckerofdrknes]

hilarious

[moonflower2008]

Lmao

[jake66664]

Damn I was thinking they would have done the "Who wants to know what the bottom of an avatar shoe looks like? Well BAM, there it is" scene.

[TheReblman]

1:27 who played a video game before?.

now that's funny!!. lol

[CooptheSnoop21]

i mean far right

[CooptheSnoop21]

derrick on the far left needs to cool his nips

[simpleFoundJumpsuit]

alot of fanboys commenting on this vid

[bbhaver]

The mega64 guys are indies. They are not fanboys as the retards here.

[GtheMVP]

Stupid ass fanboys! They can't even se sarcasm or jokes, they get so defensive because they can't afford other consoles. Stop clinging to a machine nerds! BE geeks instead!

[ibson2010]

They can't see sarcasm becasue you touch yourself at night.

[pivot1022]

sarcasm, really retard were on youtube how would i know if your begin sarcastic retard

[ubuntuozo]

LOL "If you're not indie FUCK YOU"

[SirKaoz]

sony is f**ked

[bobopatchigglerrulez]

metal gear solid is also going to be on ps3

[Qoppa1]

MADDEENNN 10~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sinlander]

yes YES, this is why I love Microsoft and Mega64

[vicerol]

ugh im so sweaty...

[Th3N1nj4Xx]

Chomlatte lol

[TheBrowniesnoops]

lmao reminds me of how fuckin bored i was watching the modern warfare 2 demo

[killarat121]

wow this all soo true 2009 IS the year of SONY

[kingq101]

hell yes!!

[tronjhiem79]

hahahaha!

[ELEMENTSK8BOARDS]

its funny how the 360 finnally gets twitter and facebook us trey owners have the internet browser you can go any where on the web

[Bl00dnFl4mes]

LOL...this is like exactly what happened :P

My fave mega 64

[rayeon]

lol epic games microphone problem was, well, funny.

[takashy87]

Great video :')

[oxXElloXxo]

Man, mega64 has been capping on microsoft.. haha..

i do love 360 tho.

[ImagiNationFreak]

This makes me p'ed to own a 360.

Curse you Microsoft and your crap!

I don't even know what a Facebook is. And why do I need to know what someone is doing when they are playing, isn't that what the mic is for?

Thanks for more garbage that I will never use.

Mr. Gates...you SUCK!

[goku262002]

gates is gone dude.

retired a year ago.

[bboypsyklone]

hahaha pwned

[StuarttStewie]

You obviously don't understand -_-

[adventedone]

lmfao

[Fran1080p]

lol!

[Cznech101]

AHHAHAHA that guy's face was priceless when he was playing Modern Warfare 2

[CloudedPeach]

@Cznech101 That's Rocco Botte, you should check out Mega64 if you liked that :D

[NostalgiaMayhem]

@Cznech101 sadly i'd do the same thing

[Animespara]

okay

[monkeyjoe007]

O.o

. . .

[UneasyMonkey]

They made a smart move. Don't fuck with The Beatles

[famikonBY]

lolololo

[SkullpionZero]

spot on!

[solidsnake6372]

sony is f**ked? how? mgsr is for ps3 too!

[kweezy12]

its a joke. woosah

[danito20]

OK I GET IT!!

END OF DISCUSSION

[Marchochias]

They're all so true. The shadow complex mic guy, the crazy guy playing MW2.

[Bl00dnFl4mes]

1:23 - end

i love that part

by pushing the A button? NO

with the simple flick of a wrist

[dtcurragh]

rotflmao!= I subbed

[jammydodger963]

Haha this is great.

[cc23574]

That was awesome!

[skinnynerd03]

LMFAO!..Mega64 = AWESOMES!!

[WarAlek]

The tester that play whit a Modern warfare 2 is a genius !!!!

AHAHAHHHHAHAH xD

[gagatai]

Natal turns you into Retard

[Aerial29]

it's sorta true since you'll be flailing around at nothing just to play the game o_O

[comprehensivemuskrat]

I think the reason everyone is saying "felecia day" is derek's sister is because their comedic styles are kinda similar

[Zhoroth]

Oh man that was awesome lol. The CoD Demo! HAHA!

[brettwad360]

the most REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGY we have created.

[danito20]

xbox .........can shove it :(

HOW DARE THEY MAKE FUN AT NINTENDO

WHAT DID THEY DO TO THEM

[WhiteBoy1mm]

Fuck off danito20, nintendo is dropped its hardcore audience and picked up the casual 5 to 13 year old audience. They abandoned the few who kept them going since the NES (I was one) and they said "oh we'll make maybe 3 games for our hardcore audience and 300 useless titles that people will play once a month." nintendo deserves it.

[danito20]

well that is your opinion

[skinnynerd03]

sadly, that ain't opinion, its a know truth....why do you think many gamers have given up on nintendo?

[stardors]

because they need to not make games that are for like 5 year olds are you one?

[skinnynerd03]

in all actuality, i was gonna buy a wii...just cause of the motion control, seeing a lack of good games..i went with the PS3. I am nearly 17 btw...but the Nintendo we all used to love has gone. Sure Mario wii, SMG2, and Metroid were annouced..but that was minor compared to what sony and MS had to offer.

[AaronJH3]

Again.. Thats your opinion... I'm a hardcore gamer. Solution of not being satisfied with wii games? Buy a 360.

I still play the wii more than the 360 though. Why? Because I covered my bases, I can play my fav old school nintendo. Play the old school that come out for 360.

To be honest, stop whining. Get a job, work. buy the 360, shutup. End of your issues.

[skinnynerd03]

i didn't say i hate the wii, infact i enjoy to play it, cause well its fun, and with friends around WII is a fun console...all i really talked about was the lack of "Hardcore" games on the wii.

BTW u seem to be praising the 360 alot.

PS: i have a job, and i do own a PS3, why? well cause i like the exclusive games more on the PS3 than i do on the 360, does that mean i hate the 360..NO!

[jShazBOT]

I had the same problem. So after I got the Wii on the day it was released, I bought an Xbox 360 a day after Halo 3 came out. Since then, I have been more than satisfied with what the 360 has provided for me than the Wii probably ever will. Lol funny thing to is that all my favorite Nintendo classics; Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie and Perfect Dark can be downloaded of Live Marketplace. XD

[Marchochias]

lol, and your posts are your opinion danito. Which nobody cares about, its worth mentioning.

[blee3ee]

LOL

[MattsterG]

I thought the guy in charge of the Natal demo (the real one) was dressed like a fucking clown. I like how they touched on that here.

[cunigham]

LOL rock band beetles part and the guy with no mic! LOOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

[lonelypon15]

I always lol at the chomlette part

[Lushe0fHearts]

i wants chomlette.

[N9Nz]

LOLOLOL hahahah

[Waddelz]

Lmao derek is sooo funny

[chuiv]

I LOVE IT!!!!

MEGA64 is so against 360

[SwedishPersian]

HAHAHHAAH MW2 and nal was funny

[JHS4192Live]

lol this was true

[stadusunids]

Imagine a ball is coming towards me, how would you send it back? By pushing the A button? No, my friend, maybe in the idiot past, we like to call those, the dark ages of technology. But in today's world, using the fabulous Natal, with a simple flick of a wrist! The ball goes flying back. The most revolucionary technology, we've ever created I'm Kutos, We are Microsoft, good night everybody. *applause*

AWESOME, MEGA64, YOU'RE AWESOME! Respect from Brazil!

[Bakhanzo]

haha i laughed so hard at the end .

[LuigiGrey]

Could not stop laughin from 0:34 to 0:55

[ricoulquiorra]

fuck you this video of shit fuck youuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[solideYe11]

0:44-0:57 lol

[rhr3132]

haha i laughed so hard at the end .

[hxa155]

M$ FAILed

[iHeroicFear]

lmfao

[GameGuy360]

god that was so fucking funny. the modern warfare 2 part kicked ass. XD

[hijinxcavalry]

Great one!

[iagoealan]

ROFL

[renandesouzarocha]

Hahahahaha... XD

ZOMG!

[venuslourdes]

1:32

[Llythe]

best part

[Mindtide]

0:37 is he handing him a singstar mic? :D

[Merchant2006]

Hahahahah, I can totally imagine when they show MW2, just a guy drooling while playing it on a huge ass screen :3

[venuslourdes]

Freaking hilarious!!!

[kamiKnx]

envy

[METALMAN4Wii]

bwaaaahahahaaaaaa !

[shcoome]

modern warfare 2 was spot on

[DarthEvilicus]

i agree, the microsoft conference was fail

[lovemuffins123]

lol

[mkp]

Wow - that Felicia Day girl was hilarious - if she IS Derrick's sister, they should seriously do a video together.

[poopeecotton]

you have a sick mind.

i like the way you think!

[roflpl0xnubsauce]

@Mkp

That's nicole from the version 2 dvd and some random IGN vids. And no she is not Derrick's sister haha

[gav10mega64]

CHOMELETTE FTW!

[AwakenedCloud]

Lol @ Shadow Complex demo

[makowskiPL]

hilarios, they should do sony

[matto95]

The modern warfare 2 demo was so boring

[randomfilms16]

hahah dat sht was funny

[goku262002]

please do a sony and nintendo version!!

[Edges]

lmfao @ natal

[SilentRiceofEvil]

ROTFL, Flick of the wrist eh... der de derrrrrrrrr.

[Wip3ou7]

gahahahahahahA

[LosDth]

Cool im comment #76

[jjkrenek]

Actually, you've just became the world's biggest loser for wasting your comment.

[LosDth]

But doesn't it make you an even bigger loser for commenting on a wasted comment? So its acually just a paradox in which one of us must break it but whoever does will lose so right now my friend you are indeed the loser.

[PureUberness]

And I'm number 78

[FenderBoy87]

You should have had the translator for Kojima like the one for FFXIII MS E3 keynote :P

[peteypiranha128]

that felicia girl is totally derricks sister XD

[DuceUtight]

derrick has a sister?

[matto95]

Shes the chick from wii fit makes you hot