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  • Am I the only one who thought that there was Pippin making out with an Orc in the thumbnail?

  • Desperate enough to fool orcs for some orc draught... ewwww...

  • They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

  • No, they are a mix between Orc and goblin. Gandalf tells this to Elrond in the first movie

  • ...it's just Uruk-Hai for plural.

  • Uruk-Hai are essentially the dumb jock douchbags of the Tolkiens world

  • at least he woke up :3

  • They even look like most english people to.

  • They just love to call each other "maggots", don't they? Such nice buddies they are ^^

  • What the fuck is that liquid?

  • @Wildm0use blood i would say. cow or even human.

  • @Wildm0use Its some form of alchohol, because he calls it grog

  • @RyzingTerror its an uruk "draught", most likely made of plants oil and water, that would be undigestible by men or hobbits alike.

  • URUK HAI were meant to be a breed of orc and men, so they fought like orcs but werent affected by sunlight. HAHA i sound like a nerd but they you go xD

  • @mebecallum I thought it was orc and goblin

  • @mebecallum

    Uruk Hai are a breed of orc and elves, not men.

  • @Mobster400 Rofl certainly not a breed of elves, orcs don't resemble elves one bit anymore. Saruman mixed men in orcs, that's how Uruk-hai was born. :)

  • 0:26 PwNed

  • londoners lol

  • briliant

  • I've never read the books - I'm actually going to, but does it ever say what that crap was?

  • @mongoose1214 No, this exact scene doesn't happen in the book, but there is a scene where the Uruk's give them both something that gives them energy, sort of like Middle Earth coffee. All it says is that Pippin thought it best he didn't know what it was though.

  • what was the stuff in the bottle?

  • @ThatMeatalGuy123 Most likely blood. Knowing uruk-hais.

  • @ThatMeatalGuy123 blood uruk-hais drink blood and eats human flesh

  • KAHNT TAKE HIZ DRAUFFT! AHH HAGH HAGH! xD

  • Yuke poor Marry he had to drink that stuff :(

  • I liked how in this scene the Uruk-hai were more... dare I say it... humane to the hobbits than orcs or goblins would ever be. (Though the Great Goblin in The Hobbit, despite being evil, still acted respectful given the circumstances.) Just my odd LOTR opinions.

  • The Uruk is like a london gangster. Proper fuckin' 'ard nut.

  • I love how they're all cockneys.

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  • See this is something that should have been in the movie. I've always wondered why the hell there were orcs with the Uruk-hai-

  • WTF im loking for justin beiber videos and youtube directed me always here..

  • @len59356 LEAVE NOW, AND NEVER COME BACK

  • lol the unextended version is like

    STOP

    LETS MOVE

  • *SNIFF* *SNIFF* "MAN FLESH!"

  • @mwhite7436 No no, it's *SNIFF* *SNIFF* "KFC!" :)

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  • ahhh this makes sense now

  • @craigham93 me too man before i saw the extended version i always wondered why the orcs were with them

  • @craigham93 It made sense before i saw this part :p

  • still better than eoymers (the blond chick i dunno how to spell her name) stew

  • they taking the hobbits to isengard

  • *sniff sniff*... i smell pussy!

  • UGLUK

  • ORC PISS.

  • Manflesh! 

  • Have you ever see brown semen?! It's rancid Orc alcohol.read the book,asshole

  • lol from the thumbnail looks like they were making out.

  • what does he say at 1:45 ?

  • @TourettesOrc merry says : dont worry about me pip"

  • @HeltHektaFan1 thanx

  • The funny thing is that the language of the subtitles fits perfectly to the Orcs...

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  • It's not semen or blood. It's a really thick, rancid Orc alcohol.

  • give him some deer boys!!! :D

  • why are there turkish substitles? :P

  • What did they give Merry?? Blood?

  • @Crazy4BubbleTea Peter Jackson says in an interview that its Orc semen.

  • @RhaegarTargaryen1884 OKAAAAAYYYYY why do they drink their own semen?!

  • @Crazy4BubbleTea They don't drink their own semen I said it is Orc semen... they are Uruk-Hai.

  • @RhaegarTargaryen1884 Their armor is thick and their sheilds broad!

  • @RhaegarTargaryen1884 That still doesnt really answer his question. WHy the hell would they be drinking semen in the first place

  • @FatedGrimlock If you or him cant see that it was a joke, then you seriously have some kind of infested donkeys nose where your brain should be. I guess my answer would be because the semen keeps their energy up, allowing them to run cross country with 2 hobbits on their back.

  • @FatedGrimlock but how do you know it is semen? maybe it is some kind of urk alcohol....

  • what a smart ass, merry whispers to pippin, so the orc carrying him won't hear :P

  • lol i meant invencivilus ohw i know ur gonna get physco and say uhh u spelt my name wrong uhhh i hate u uhhh chill man its fucking comment it didnt harm anyone

  • @invencilus yes i am very retarted as u can see

  • he really smelt hobbit shite...he was just been polite

  • I remember my first beer....

  • I don't take orders from Orc Faggots!

    0:40 FUCK YOU!

  • my channel

  • 0:40 lol

  • I'm thinking Sauron got the short end of the stick with the type of orc he got. Mordor orcs are weak in all aspects, Uruk-Hai, however...No more needs to be said.

  • @Dinoman9877 yeah but he had the trolls and the ^evil people^ on his side

  • @p0wn3dmomaXBOX And giant six tusked elephants...But saruman got wargs! :D

  • @Dinoman9877 yeah wargs are awsome :D

  • EW! It's blood!

  • @Moonlar1001 no, it's uruk-hai pee

  • @Mordrenze That's even worse! Oh my god...they're FEMALE???

  • 20 people who disliked this are orc maggots

  • Alot of these scenes taken from the original films are pretty important for the story, can't see why they were left out. You can't just skip Sarumans death! xD

  • This scene makes much more sence, it explains how the orcs suddenly appeared into this group.

  • what do you smell? sniff sniff orc maggots!! you"ve got mordor meat on the menu boys!!

  • its funny how the uruk-hai are much bigger than regular orcs. they look more brutal, and have better armor

  • @DESTROYER68483 How is that funny? That's exactly what Uruk-hai are supposed to be...

  • is that blood or booze?

  • The uruk-hai could beat some orc ass anyday

  • It's so cute how pippin cares for merry! :)

  • i know that uruk hai are bad but theyre nicer than orcs the orcs wouldve eaten them already

  • What is it what do you Smell

    *Sniff* *Sniff*

    POHHHH Who Did that!

  • Uruk-Hai: I don't take orders from orc maggots.

    Orc: Aw, man, that's hurtful.

  • '' man flesh ''

    Well duh, u got two manly hobbits back at the line

  • i would like to drink this uruk-booze :D

  • @ChudyPaliGrudy its dip spit

    

  • i thought merry was making out with an Uruk-hai in the tumbnail

  • Uruks are badass :P

  • did antone noticed at 0.15 one uruk fell

  • @zafiax lol now that you say it hahah

  • 1:02 his holding his penis and pissing in his mouth lol thats why they are all laughing

  • most of these extended scenes dont have the epic dignity and emotion the other scenes have they are too humerous iam glad they cut them from the film but not all of them i wish borimir in the two towers was shown thats an epic scene

  • @3rixtat3

    I dont agree. Many of the holds their own.

  • @3rixtat3

    *them

  • i get the feeling that if lurtz (big guy with the bow) was still around. all the squabbling would be sorted out in three seconds.

  • @blueshark949 I must say, many people found additions from the book to the movie distasteful, but I really was satisfied with the creation of Lurtz. He added to the darkness of Uruk Hai, and given the disorganization I sense from this seen, his leadership would have been required in Sauruman's eyes/

  • @blueshark949 or Ugluk :}

  • That leading uruk-hai has some sense in his head

  • @PNDRazor Seems like a good leader.

  • @PNDRazor No its just that pis they fed the midget

  • From the description of its effects in the book I thought orc liquor sounded like pretty good stuff.

  • @MerryGoFuckYourself Ohhh... I thought that was blood

  • URUKS!!! if some of you guys dont know who the uruks are.they are them with armor and with helm and sharp teeth uhh little red

  • Uhm...why couldn't the other Uruks smeel them, too.

  • GRISHNAK

  • That whole scene with the water could have been a British gangster film

    'You want some? Then keep your mouth shut!'

  • those Uruks are stronger, better skilled, and have better manners

  • Man, imagine how much Aragorn would stink!!!

  • best orc acctent word: MAN -FLESSHH

  • nice face at 0:54 XD

  • Cut line: What is it you smell?

    New line: My Spider senses are tingling

  • would love it if these were real and the whole lotr world :) even though i would hate to come across them :|

  • you know... the uruk hai look a lot like the jeepers creepers dude

  • Mmmmmm man flesh

    Yum

  • why did he fed him soy sauce xD..... wait a minute why is there soy sauce in LOTR?!

  • Can someone tell me the difference between Orcs and the Uruk-Hais

  • @biirraann

    Orcs were created from dead elves.

    Uruk Hai were created from dead mean, and are also much stronger.

  • @ikkipass noooo they wern't. Orcs were made from elves. but uruk hai are the product of selectively breeding orcs just as goblins are orcs who adapted to their mountain homes over thousands of years

  • @NimbusNought

    Ahh. Then im wrong then :)

    Still, i prefer my idea. Orc breeding sounds to gross for words XD

  • @ikkipass like two piled up vibrating pieces of shit

  • @superpredatorbros

    *Horrified*

  • That fluid that was fed to Merry is actually legit Uruk medicine, or something like that. It's nutritious enough to keep you going at least. (That's right bitches, I read the books.)

  • They should have put this in the cinema theatrical version, because when i saw it for the first time i didnt know where those orcs came from when they where in fangorn.

  • These guys would make a fucking badass Rugby team. Yeah that's right; Rugby - none of this American football rubbish... 

  • @ThorThunderGod14 Haha ... "American football rubbish" lmfao that sounded real tough

  • @ThorThunderGod14 they randomly burst into Haka lol...

  • @ThorThunderGod14 I think you guys have a few other problems than worrying about a rugby team made of fictional characters right now. Can't blame you for being pretentious though, seems to be a plague over there.

  • @ThorThunderGod14 while i do agree, i'm a Steelers fan. dont be talkin smack on our national past time.

  • @Grothfogtheviolent1 Our nation's past time is Baseball.

  • @tokiwartooth95 what year are you living in, 1953?? thats old hat son. Football is now top dog. baseball be boreing!!!

  • @Grothfogtheviolent1 I kind of agree. I don't like baseball, but it IS our pastime

  • @tokiwartooth95 BAAAH!!!!

  • @ThorThunderGod14 These guys would make a fucking badass American Football team. Yeah that's right; American Football - none of this Rugby rubbish...

  • @ThorThunderGod14 Because leg tackles are so hardcore.

    Rugby is not harder then football. (Which I know is probably your point). Football is a Collision sport, Rugby is a contact sport, They would make a way better football team

  • @tokiwartooth95 Rugby is harder than football. An average American football player could not survive the scrum.

  • @grobo11 Are you joking? Your average line backer could smash through and entire team of rugby players no sweat. You obviously have no idea what Football is like, it's dominated by 300 pound athlete's running at olympic speeds.

  • @tokiwartooth95 I've watche the superbowl (a sports event that's frankly more advertisements than sport) and i cannot see how an american footbal player can match up against a rugby player, no way. Rugby players are larger and are of a thicker more stocky build.

  • @grobo11 More advertisements than sports? Not at all, just because there are logos and Commercials, that doesn't make it more ads then sports. Your average Rugby player is a shade over half your average Football player. Plus the hits in football are a solid 10 times as strong. Getting hit by a linebacker is the equivalent of being hit by a car going 25 miles an hour.

  • @tokiwartooth95 Alright I think you're getting carried away "equivalent of being hit by a car going 25 miles an hour." All I have to say to that is, my arse.

    "Your average Rugby player is a shade over half your average Football player." That is just ridiculous, just look at the all black compared to the jets and you will see the physical difference and how the rugby players are of a much thicker and stockier, hence more muscely build.

  • @grobo11 + the fact that's its purely all them, the only "build" from american footballers, is from the armour they're wearing

  • @grobo11 What? Rugby is focused on stamina, and cardio. While Football is based on Muscle, and Bursts of speed. You probably just didn't notice the correct players when you were watching football, your average Running back is NOT going to be huge, he's going to be very light and very fast, MUCH faster than any rugby player. I'm talking about Linemen and Linebackers. If you're going to sit here and tell me that an average rugby player is stronger than a linebacker, this convo is over.

  • @grobo11 There are different positions in football. The small players specialize in speed, and the huge players specialize in stopping your heart lol. Rugby is kid of like soccer. Everyone is built the same way. Bigger than our speedy guys, but smaller than our strong guys.

  • @tokiwartooth95 What you say is complete bullshit. Rugby is much more technical than American football. And also, the fact that football players wear pads and helmets shows what a pussy sport American football is. Rugby players are not appreciated enough.

  • @kamikwai1 Yeah yeah. we've all heard it before "Dey Wer pADZ cuz Dey R pUSSiEs!" That's not the point, and it's been proven that's a false statement, and i'm not gonna argue with someone so ignorant they don't even know that point.

  • What is it what do you smell?

    DOG SHIT

    sorry

    

  • It would've been fun if he said "I don't take orders from orc faggots"

  • 0:39 The Uruk hai raiders Leader, Ugluk. See him look at the leader of the Orc warband, giving him a once over? Basically, thats a hint of the racism between the two evil species. Uruks basically call Orcs 'Snaga', meaning slaves. Honestly, that was a tough Uruk hai thinking, 'what a piece of weakling chicken shit is this orc slave race!, I am not taking orders from these weasels'. Or something like that. ORC RACISM :O

  • @ThePalaeontologist Urk Hais are a breed of Orcs, though.

  • @LastXdeth Much like how white people are a breed of humans, but that doesn't stop them or other races from being racist.

  • Would just love to see the orcs charge at the Uruk hai in broad daylight...total victory for the Uruks obviously.

  • Did anyone ever notice the Uruk who falls over at 0:15? He doesn't notice the dip in the ground and slides. It's hilarious.

  • @dragonofthedarknight i am pretty sure they give him blood i mean dont the uruks live on flesh and blood?

  • thumbs up for whoever gets excited when they see uruks for some reason

  • @transformersbannana Man flesh, fetish?

  • @transformersbannana are you retarted?

  • 1:04 what are they giving him there? Blood? ._. mud mixed with water?

  • i love that one orc thats like "what bout theh legs? day dont need dowz, ohhww they look tasty"

  • its uruk hai for plural 

  • I like the fact that Ugluk is the only real human-esque Uruk there. Like when Pippin gets the attention of that one Uruk with his helmet on, he looks a lot more animal than Ugluk does, like he doesn't understand what Pippin is saying.

  • what is it what do you smell

    DOG SHIT

    one of us must have stepped on it

  • @zupergozer lol

  • @zupergozer

    Ever stepped in dogshit barefoot?

  • @thestranger4812 no but I rolled of a hill right trough the dogshit when i was ten

  • @zupergozer so many thumbs