Introducing the MALIK 11000 Five Ton Microwaving Robot

[albertsauce]

A true work of art.

[MrSotaPhonk]

somebody has ALOT of time on their hands.

[ParasiticZealot]

Never growing up is pretty cool when you're disgustingly rich.

[brandonski1]

You should mircowave the AMIR 9000 and send it to retirement.

[MrRootbrian]

HOLY MOLY WORK OF ART!

THAT IS AMAZING!!!!!

[crackuhbottle]

how much did this cost?

[Monstoday]

That's an amazing piece of architecture and technology :-) I'm loving the computer/console part and what you did with the LED lights.

[AnthraxBomb13]

I like that this robot thing is so huge...then you get up to it and there's just a normal microwave inside it haha

[Devonte7257]

HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BUILD THIS THING

[MrRootbrian]

@Devonte7257 it's a work of art.

[xthu94lif3]

i thought you were building the microwave to fit in a car. this doesn't even fit half the car

[shawnphase]

wow, this is incredible my friend!

[tribalmasters]

Ahh, I have been waiting to see this :D Nice to see the hydro BOOOOOM BLASTER TO BOOOOOOMBLAST is now a part of the microwaving robot!!!

Dovetastic is a genius!! Is it so large inside so it can take 2 oversized microwaves and stoe them?

[dabberneck]

But what will happen to the AMIR-9000?

[MrRootbrian]

@dabberneck my guess, is it will be in a museum :D

[Knnniggit]

Holy crap, that thing wins so hard! There's just so much to love about it. That light bulb didn't stand a chance, and the plasma was pretty amazing. 0_o

And I have to admit, I got a kick out of all the technobabble. 8)

[iSOisoleucine]

Sometimes, I think some of your experiments are getting out of hand.

[skyscraperjim]

Coolness. What is going to become of the AMIR 9000 now that the MALIK 11000 is operational?

[billytalentrocks345]

Woooaaw! That is EPIC! :D

[Tiennumidori]

*tears of joy* It's so beautiful!

But I just have three questions:

1. How much will you expect your electrical bill to cost?!

2. What do you do when it rains?

3. Are you going to enter him in the Guinness World Records for Biggest Microwaving Robot ever? (You totally should!)

[namesolonggood1sgone]

I love ya to death, Dove, but I am woefully disappointed.

I would have thought you knew enough about microwaves by now to build a Faraday cage and take some transformers and magnetrons and make a REAL microwaving chamber. Or at least use a commercial grade microwave.

Plus don't get me started on your wiring. All of the money you seem to have and you couldn't spring for actual conduit and junction boxes?

But it is pretty cool I'll admit.

[si1entscorn]

looks like the door doesnt open much? might wanna re construct that part

[cloudzers777]

OMFG!

[freedomcaller]

you should set that up at burning man....

[SuperAchu]

our voice isn't that bad and one question... how hi is our electric bill?!?!

[MrTruckdriver09]

Whats the thing in the "window" at 0:37 and further?

[dovetastic]

@MrTruckdriver09, That is the Merry Microwave Mutant Toad, in other words te [Triple MT] or [MMMT] for short. It makes all the microwaves in the world microwave.

[MrTruckdriver09]

@dovetastic Cool! First time I saw it, I thought you had made a model of Dart Vader (I am a star wars fan, okay :P ) but after a while I saw that it was something else :P

[caal1028a]

It's amazing how many words and bullshit grammar rules you can develop in the course of 10 minutes.

[ducttaperulestheworl]

lol... beautiful work of art :)

[PolishMuscle1981]

Simply amazing! How did you find the time to construct this masterpiece? I am so glad that the HYDRO BOOM BLASTER is part of the construction! Kudos!

[dovetastic]

@PolishMuscle1981, Yes the Hydro bOOm Blaster is a must for any professional microwave operator with atleast thirty years of qualified professional microwaving experance.

[jonaldreagan]

@dovetastic um wheres the AMIR 9000? MICROWAVE THE AMIR 9000 AWESOME IDEA :)

[PolishMuscle1981]

Simply amazing! How did you find the time to construct this masterpiece? Kudos!

[jpeque1]

awesome, i've waited years for that =D

[reygar]

my mother thinks your voice is very annoying, makes me laugh cause she cringes when your voice comes on.

[dovetastic]

@reygar, I know. My voice has been awful from birth. My fans for the longest time kept begging me to narrate the series as I my original intention was to have no narration for this very reason. I warned them of this yet my fans still prefer the narration so I cannot please everyone.

[bodorizz87]

@dovetastic I like your voice just the way it is Kenny! Keep up the good work!

[BANGERS68]

holy crap kenny..this is amazing dude..

[iTechNetwork]

Microwave An iMAC

[PattyMMelt]

She's a beaut.

[unclejollyroger]

You really have this in your yard? Yup, you sir are an Asshole.

[deemo77a]

Something's missing here ... Your Professional Microwave Operator should have approved the results of the first microwaving, no? Also, what's that weird grey thing that looks like a BBQ propane tank sitting in front of the microwave?

[dovetastic]

@deemo77a, That is the Photroscoptic 360 Degree Turnajuster Blast Mounted Camera Pod. In other words it is the [PDTBMCP],

[coolio8444]

You have way too much time on your hands lol

[ElColombianGuy]

ok the malik 11000 is ready to microwave the blendtec blender blending a magnetron for my viewing pleasure

[maxxm123]

Lol awesome functional piece of art.

[Serostern]

That thing is fucking overly stupid.

I have myself made a 5kw microwave, by overdriving a magnetron with 15 aux MOCs and a dual MOT.

Any attempts at serial coupling magnetrons are a pain.

My doomsday machine weighs less than 25kgs.

That machine of yours is a total fucking scam.

[dovetastic]

@Serostern, your only jealous because yours weighs only 55lbs and mine weighs five tons. That means your little kiddie tonka toy microwave would get crushed like a bug from the turbo wheeled feet of the microwave might of the MALIK 11000. That's right...........cry like baby before my awesome microwaving robot and weep.

[Balarick]

wow, that was a very informative tour.

[dovetastic]

@Balarick, your welcome. Your professional microwave operator is always glad to provide first class professional microwaving service with a smile.

[agentx3]

What's a...normal wattage for a microwave...?

[Serostern]

@agentx3 Input 1200watt gives around 900w of microwaves.

[dovetastic]

@agentx3, actaully my microwaves are modded to reach peak outputs of up to 900% power.

[e3754]

receiving your eletric bill must be like getting fucked in te ass by a buff elaphant

[dovetastic]

@e3754, I garuntee you the MALIK 11000 is far more buffer than that buff elephant and weights alot more too than a buff elephant so I am not afraid because I have a five ton microwaving robot.

[e3754]

@dovetastic lol, but the bill is stil a tough one, the MALIK 11000 isby far perfect, in every way!

[Balarick]

@dovetastic a next step is getting a larger microwave. then you can microwave larger nonfood items.

[dovetastic]

@Balarick The current one is 4.0 CUFT which is big enough to microwave an iMAC or an air condtioner but the central air tight microwaving chamber will take microwaves up to 5' industrial and there is a 220 volt hook up.

[xBrandonNWIx]

Oh and microwave the camera your using so you can't post anymore fuckin' retarded videos.

[dovetastic]

@xBrandonNWIx, I do microwave my camera everytime I want to get a new camera to record more microwaving viewing pleasure for my fans.

[xBrandonNWIx]

Why does your voice sound so fucking gay. I'm unsubscribing these videos are stupid and pointless.

[XxmegadrummerxX]

kids the ozone is fucked cause of stuff like THIS

[dovetastic]

@Xxmegadrummerx, no need to worry. It can microwave ozone for your viewing pleasure too.

[XxmegadrummerxX]

@dovetastic lol, meh that would be an interesting way to go...

die from microwaving XD

[murilomartinsjlle]

congratulations dovetastic!

[realmomentsdotcom]

wow thats amazing!

[akkiunderling]

DOES THAT THING HAVE A FUCKING HEART!?

[dovetastic]

@akkiunderling, yes. The MALIK 11000 has a big heart of magnetron. Without it no microwave can give loving microwaves.

[nikovlogs]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[cynan48]

Love it brother your my kind of crazy!

[FishyTheHook]

How many zip ties were used in the electrical making of the MALIK 11000 Five Ton Microwaving Robot? lol

[nipperoid]

when will we see HDeeM?

[Riskteven]

Gosh! That microwave must have some water cooling somewhere or the bulb would perhaps kill it?

[TheKalKatShow]

Can the central chamber hold larger microwave ovens though? You need to have a bigger chamber so you can cook say, a store mannequin. I don't have one, but you should get one.

[dovetastic]

@TheKalKatShow, Yes. It will hold an industrial microwave up to 5' tall inside the chamber but I have not been able to locate any industrial microwaves yet though I have written some companies and have offered them commercial exposure for sales I have as of yet received no awnsers. Right now I mod my microwaves for increased output and the chamber is hot swappable as to not ever burn out.

[TheKalKatShow]

Ha! I love it. An actual giant robot microwave 'Iron Giant' style robot! Now you Have to microwave Optimus Prime and Megatron (in a fighting pose) in this sucker. Do you use a generator to power it or do you have enough bucks to run it using the city power? Ha. The locals are going to be nervous!

[Slaterking2010]

what happens if it rains? Those electrical sockets dont look protected to me.

[Riskteven]

@Slaterking2010 Ah! One of those soldering iron lovers!

[Slaterking2010]

@Riskteven am just curious to know how Kenny will get round that problem. Looks very nice though.

[Riskteven]

@Slaterking2010 Well, yes and I think many are.

[mingkee27]

An interesting question:

Are you able to custom build a microwave (like a refrigerator size with 5kw power and jet air circulation and 3D illumination)?

[dovetastic]

@mingkee27, Actually the BARA 70000 is a 7000000 watt microwave that will microwave a Ferrari in under two minutes with sparks, bOOm and plasma unlike anything the world has ever seen. I have it all planned out. I am just waiting for a ferrari to get donated and partners to help me built the BARA 70000 Microwaving Robot. The result will be Ferrar'O'slug to be displayed at the world's most illustrious museum.

[mingkee27]

@dovetastic

Maybe you should try to microwave a mini refrigerator or a rice cooker with that.

[dovetastic]

@mingkee27, that is on my list including microwaving an air condtioner.

[IAmNotAFunguy]

@dovetastic, don't rush it. The MALIK 11000 Robot has just made her big debut. Give it a year or two first.

[acdcmaster40]

wow this must kill your power bill

[krazykap0]

at leats its here!!! the malik 11000 8)

[ZetaNeubourn]

Hehahahaaaaah! I can't wait too see this guy microwave some bOOmin' good stuff. This is truly an awesome, big brother, to the AMIR 9000. The lighting is great.

[GraandHustleMafia]

YA ALLAH! this thing is huge! is it street legal buddy? (~_^) lol

[dovetastic]

Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa brakatuhu GraandHustleMafia! I am happy to hear from you brother. alhamdulillah! I am glad you like the new improved microwaving robot. I actaully don't think any street would be big enough to handle this giant robot. I hope you you are having a ggreat Ramadan. Only a few more days before Eid Ul Fitr. Ramadan has gone by so fast once again.

[GraandHustleMafia]

@dovetastic yes!!!! wa'llaah brother it seems like just yesterday i began my fast! it went by to fast! lol but my ramadan has been great! these last 10 days are so important! i have been up late nights reading and praying in the masjid. i just pray to allah that he blesses me and all the beatiful muslims in the world like you with another ramadan next year inshaallah!

[dovetastic]

@GraandHustleMafia, alhamdulillah brother! That is great. I guess you must live close to a masjid? You are so blessed. I have to drive over 60 miles to reach the masjid I go to. Tonight is a very important night of Ramadan which I am looking forward to and Eid ul fitr is just a few days away. Lets pray for all the muslims and the whole world insha'allah.

[GraandHustleMafia]

@dovetastic wow!! 60 miles!!! that is sooo far! gas is crazy to! i live close yes alhamdulillah i can walk there, take my bike or get the subway :) allah is good. yea Eid ul fitr is only a breath away. you have your iftar at home? or do you go to the masjid for it?

[ivaneduardo747]

The Amir 9000 1 ton microwaving robot is angry because our professional microwave operator replaced him with the Malik 11000 5 ton microwaving robot.

[revorocks123]

lol I had a dream the other day that I went to your house, have to say it was AWESOME. Looking forward to seeing this beast of a robot in action!

[T4799]

How many microwaves have you destroyed?

[dovetastic]

@T4799, well over a hundred in my life time but every microwave gets receycled into microwaving robots.

[TheSimsCreedGuy]

@dovetastic

100 Microwaves in over 30 years destroyed? AND RECYCLED??

[dovetastic]

@TheSimsCreedGuy, closer to about 170 microwaves in thirty years.

[mingkee27]

@dovetastic

I think these 2 are pretty cool to BOOM the microwave:

1. 50 CO2 canisters

2. thermite

[dovetastic]

@mingkee27, I have done both of those. Infact I did fifty CO2 canisters at once but it got false flagged last May.

[braidenbeaver]

Microwave a microwave :D

[DMXP100]

@braidenbeaver Look through his videos. He's done it already.

[hiterhat]

wow ... epic i bet your neighbors were probably pissed that you have this

[dovetastic]

@hiterhat, no they are not. They think I am just having a normal barbecue inside a giant robot.

[hiterhat]

wow ... epic

[Randomtree777]

Microwave the Amir 9000 for its official retirement! What a better way to go.... Also your next step up from the MALIK 11000 should be an industrial sized microwave... they are huge... like you could microwave a car in those things lol

[dovetastic]

@Randomtree777, actaully the AMIR 9000 may be destined to be displayed in the Smithonsonian as one of the greatest innovations of the the last 100 years. Ofcorse I will have to consider if the Smithsonian is worthy of the AMIR 9000. I also have the 3rd generation microwaving robot called the BARA 70000 designed & ready to go which is just waiting for the donation of a candy red Ferrari & funding for construction. Microwaving a Ferrari is expected to be the 1st video to get over a billion views.

[Slaterking2010]

@dovetastic lol @ one billion views. like 1/6th of the worlds population. Well it will be world wide news if you do it.

[dovetastic]

@Slaterking2010, I would expect atleast that many views if not several billion views because everyone on the planet including the astronauts in space would want to see a red hot brand new revving roaring Ferrari on full throttle in parked gear get microwaved.........no matter how much they loved or hated the thought of such a thing ever happening. This has been my life long dream to see happen ever since I was really little but with the web it's even a better possibility now.

[Slaterking2010]

@dovetastic in parked gear? no have it wheel spin in top gear while being microwaved

[dovetastic]

@Slaterking2010, That is what I meant. I will have it max RPMs smok'n,m with the brights turned on and the stereo blasting, horn honking, car alarm screeching while it being microwaved.

[h3aveNsHaZe]

Lol, its just a regular microwave put inside a huge robot. How much did this cost by the way?

[TheIrredeemable]

*Wipes a single tear from his eye*

[rinconsurfers]

Thats amazing!

[dankerthanclanker]

Also, will you still use the AMIR 9000?

[dovetastic]

@dankerthanclanker, Yes the AMIR 9000 will still be used. The MALIK 11000 gives an addtional branch of the microwave show. The MALIK 11000 will be the primary featured microwaving robot from now on while AMIR 9000 episodes will still occasionally air in between.

[dankerthanclanker]

good robot, inovative design. just one thought; it's a bit blowy in there, is the fan essential each microwaving ?

[SuperAchu]

jeez thats well AWESOME u must have some VERY understanding neighbors that can tolerate building SWEET microwaving robots ...BOOOOOOOM BLASTERSSSSS!!!!!! and boom in the microwave robots

[ClactonRadio]

All I can say is WOW

[rx7187]

1 hell of a robot u got there man

[icantthinkofone418]

but......... its still only the size of a little microwave when it comes down to it.

[SuperDisbelief]

@icantthinkofone418 You've got a point there. And at 8:20 he says "900 watts" not "900 percent" Thhis actually made me dissatisfied. Actually, I had expected "quite" much, including that he would microwave directly in the chamber at 11000 watts, not put an ordinary kitchen microwave there, like he did in the pld robot._ But:_ The MALIK is the greatest piece of beautiful art I have seen so far! A true masterpiece in art that would win any artwork competition! In that case, the MALIK is priceless!

[dovetastic]

@SuperDisbelief, it was a verbal typo. It is 900% not 900 watts. I mod all my microwaves for greater output. Thankyou so much for enjoying my show and work.

[SuperDisbelief]

@dovetastic That's good, then!

[WarpeaceWar6]

does that computer actually have 10 cpu's made by intel. i just doubt you can put that much in any computer

[dovetastic]

@WarpeaceWar6, it is the ultimate of fusion between 1920s typewriter & 2010s digital analog technology which creates expandamonium with the primary frame chassis enabling in the ultimate of exponotitial processing capability.

[helmus2000]

holy crap, dude... wtf? dude? what the hell ? that thing is ginormous

[Adventurejimbob]

I've got one question- how much is your electric bill going to be?

[SuperAchu]

@Adventurejimbob jeez i just now thought of that dang its gotta be high O.o

[dovetastic]

@Adventurejimbob, the electric bill is not a problem because the MALIK 11000 can simply just microwave that too for your viewing pleasure making this the most efficient use of electricity since the dawn of the discovery of self powered elctrical power when the first person rode the first bike shortly after the stone age.

[strongbowblade]

you should give the amir 9000 a good send off and microwave fireworks for our viewing pleasure

[Drumz0r2243]

@strongbowblade So lets microwave it wile it is microwaving

[IAmNotAFunguy]

What happened with the AMIR 9000 Anyway?

[BamzookiMan130]

Beautiful! Microwave the AMIR one ton microwaving robot!

[EdDogg83]

Your electricity bill.... it scares me xD



[moviesunrated]

That's amazing! What's going to happen to the AMIR 9000 1 Ton Microwaving Robot?

[mustangrules]

who agrees that he must have a crazy ass light bill !! lol

[AndrewzProduction896]

Dovestastic, do your neighboors know what you do in your back yard?

[Deviloid]

@AndrewzProduction896 I think he microwaved his neighbours

[AndrewzProduction896]

@Deviloid

I wonder if he an microwave chuck norris

[Halo2928]

The door looks like a dalek!

[randomfio]

OMG wow....Kenny you've really outdone yourself this time! Very impressive! That thing is huge! I can't wait to see what the first item will be! You just took microwaving to a whole other level and left JPizzle in the dust LMAO :D

[dovetastic]

@randomfio, thankyou. I agree and Jpizzle should weep before the might of the MALIK 11000's ultimate microwaving capabilities. He should cry like a baby knowing that only your professional microwave operator knows what it is truly a like to master the true art of perfect microwave operating.

[xboxandotherstuff]

lol its a microwave in a fridge

[akkiunderling]

microwave proton torpedoes, my bad...

[akkiunderling]

I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE! ha ha the fuckin disco balls put it over the top. It's got guns, a really badass computer, it's got so much cool shit there's no way jpizzle fans can rip on you when you have a 20 foot 5 ton robot with mini guns, and of course our professional microwave operator. I hope to god you don't use this thing for food!

[dovetastic]

@akkiunderling. True. His fans know the awesomeness of this for they are intimidated by such indescribable out of this world microwaving technology that only a true professional microwave operator could provide. I also agree that if I used this for food it would microvaporize food to a cinder under ten seconds as demonstrated in my earlier episode of microwaving frozen food at 900% power so unless you like eating charcolfied food this brings a whole new meaning of microwaving food is for morons.

[maxxm123]

That thing is sexy.

[tripslipfall]

I was kinda hoping he combined a ton of microwaves inside the chamber to produce a real 11000 watts.

[shadowthewedgehog]

Its awesome. Though you could have fitted a dalek eye to the head.

[IgorSavtchenko]

Alas, it's here! Congratulations, man.

[0menchild]

Microwave a Microwaver that is inside another Microwaver that is inside MALIK

[Nyuukamasuki]

I ca'nt wait for you to start microwaving in this!!!

[vrution]

haha your backyard is freaking awesome

[Noxat]

This is incredible! But is AMIR 9000 one ton microwaving robot jealous of your new, more powerful microwaving robot? Or will they co-exist peacefully?

[dovetastic]

@Noxat, they will be because they share the force of commonality of microwaves.

[vect0rwolf]

I am become microwave, destroyer of things.

[sjoerdkoala12]

DAAAAAMN That's an amzing piece of art you have there Kenny! Great awesome job!

[dagamer667]

bring on the microwavings!!!!!!!!!!!

[bloodytampon0]

my goodness, how long did it take to build?

and where do you get your resources?! haha

[dovetastic]

@bloodytampon0, it took 18 months of planning, engineering and over four months of contruction to build.

[merijnwitje]

@dovetastic O wow thats insanily long!

[bloodytampon0]

@dovetastic That is insane. great work!

[poop333x2]

microwave a microwave XD

[bodorizz87]

@poop333x2 he did that already

[poop333x2]

@bodorizz87 haha yes go kenny

[iTechNetwork]

Oh My GOD!!

[dosse91]

ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT!

awesome work kenny!

[bodorizz87]

Good god that's huge. Great work Kenny! Is that Jesus watching over the Malik 11000 at 9:20?

[metromantis]

HOLY SHIT

[JAckbuharin]

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