madtv teens talkin' abstinence- jonas brothers

[martincommrad]

Th third Jonas brother kinda reminds me of Angela from Sleepaway Camp II and III.

[rollinpace4lyf]

1:07 - 1:09 FUCKING ROFFLLLL

[dj69918]

And I'm the third Jonas brother

[OldNewsThinker]

Just fuck somebody already!

[TheCutelover55]

@chato0618 how old r u??

[TheMusicInOurLives]

haha awkward

[popcornflute]

the person at 0:27 reminds me of tae kyung from your beautiful

[looneytunes9000]

HA HA They(The gay Jonas Brothers) were made fun of by mad tv!

[Don040602]

and i m the third jonas...haha lol



[starlightstars]

I miss Madtv 

[murth63]

people take a leaf out of the jonas bros book....we shouldnt be fighting....its "not what the lord wants..." lol that purity stuff is pure bred bullshit :L well done on the parody madtv :L :L

[Dman761]

whatever happened to them?

[MyJonasBrotherLover]

THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE ALL VIRGINS!!!!!!THESE SHOWS ARE A WASTE OF TIME AND YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE SHOWS ARE CRAP!!!!!!! THESE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THESE HOWS ARE JUST LOSERS WHO DON'T HAVE LIFES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jackthayer]

@MyJonasBrotherLover um no they are not virgins plus they are all gay also i take it ur a brothers fan my advice to u is to listen to better music

[olivia2897]

@jackthayer cunt youre just jelly that your not hot as them cunt

[jackthayer]

@olivia2897 jelly? really? first of all i am a gay man and i think they are ugly as shit in fact i rather watch grass die than even look at them and no i'm not "jelly" whatever that means

[JasielMartin92]

Oh my gosh joe jonas is short

[Preevyew]

Shouldn't Nick be the shortest and Kevin be the tallest? o_o

[Moonwalker4Evr]

"Hi! I'm Joe Jonas."

"And I'm Nick Jonas."

"And I'm the third Jonas Brother!"

LOL :)

[SUPERRFRFAN]

Wat the FUCK

[johnnyisachampion]

Kevin looks gay :/ here lol idk why

[outinsider]

Anyone who wears a purity ring is just announcing that they want to get laid really really badly.

[bowiewondergirl]

lmao i bet kevins wife was soooo fuckin happy her weddin night kevins all like yea i tapped that...for 30 seconds...then suddenly i got really tired and felt an explosion...my wife wasnt to happy bout that...we dont talk about that day much...

[tonyd927]

I like how so many people made a big deal about them wearing purity rings, but nobody says anything to stupid teen whores in "16 and pregnant"...CLOSE YOUR LEGS!

[girlofgaga63]

@tonyd927 They don't even need to worry about getting a girl pregnant because they're such homos

[mupmasterwho]

@tonyd927 well at least shes getting banged. so thats why no one cares cause its normal

[lilylpotter3]

cough cough It's Kevin. cough

[wwad074]

see little joker on mad tv

[FashionistaCoverGirl]

lol

[miouth150]

j'adore 

[wumeista4645]

Wow, these fangirls need to calm the fuck down. This was mean't to be funny. Just calm down and laugh a ltitle, trust me you'll live longer.

[RockRebel219]

"But... it's what the Lord what's of us..."

God probably regrets even making the Disney Conspiracy Kids.

[ilynickjonasxoxo]

Haha the fangirls need to calm down. I'm a huge fan of the Jonas Brothers, but COME ON, this is hilarious. xD

[kerrbearr1010]

@ilynickjonasxoxo me 2!!!!! :)

[TheCaty1993]

I am Hot you Suck the JONAS BROTHERS are Fucking Awesome!!!!!! ★JB 4 ever!!!!★

[TheMastermindL]

Why do I see fangirls constantly trolling around there satires? They want conflict, I have drawn that conclusion. Of course America bestows freedom of speech.  Though I find it disgusting that uneducated 13-18 year olds who think they know everything just say "U SUK CUZ JONAS ID DA BES"

[TheMastermindL]

In the immortal words of Clevland, "Thas nasty....."

[RubicsCubeProduction]

"Im the third Jonas Borother"

[silversmith8]

DUDE! None of madtv's skits are funny anymore! What happened? :(

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

@silversmith8 *cough* jonas brothers fan *cough cough* 

[silversmith8]

@JAKETHEGREAT11100 Lol I don't even know all their names. I just honestly think this isn't funny. It's kind of gross (again, this is only my opinion) - there was that deer zapper thing before this that just annoyed me. And then the silly OC skit (although I never really watched the OC so maybe that's why). Maybe I'm just picking the wrong skits, but I used to crack up at almost every one I watched.

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

@silversmith8 so....whats your favorite jonas brothers song? i personally dont have one because im not a homosexual but im interested in hearing yours? im not here to judge man

[silversmith8]

@JAKETHEGREAT11100 I... um, I've never heard any? xD I know, that's awful, and I'm sorry! But I really don't listen to punk rock anymore. I did hear a Busted cover they did once (I used to like Busted when I was 13), but I still prefer the original. Aw, come on. You wouldn't be gay if you did like them - if I can like Young Jeezy without being called gay, a guy should have the freedom to like Hannah Montana or whoever.

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

@silversmith8 so youre saying young jeezy and all his fans are homos? what a biggot. you should be ashamed of yourself. and you go on to say that i am so awsome that if i (in particular) did in fact like the jonas brothers i still would not be gay? geez dude you seem like an alright guy but i just want to be friends, i already told you i dont swing from that branch. your obsession with me seems a little disturbing. - __ - keep it in your pants sally

[silversmith8]

@JAKETHEGREAT11100 Whaat? How did you infer that from what I said? I just told you I LIKE young jeezy, and I'm a girl. Maybe it's different where you're from, but all of the people I know who are into rap are guys. It was just an example, and okay, it was a bad one. I just wanted to be friends too, JEEZ. Lol you're so touchy, did you think I was calling you gay? xD Do you really think a person would have to be 'awesome' to not be gay if they liked the Jonas Brothers? Gender boxes are stupid, imo

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

@silversmith8 i was fucking around. read the conversation we had again and you will realise i was just being a prick the whole time for the lulz. it was fun becuz you were all serious and chill no matter what i said lol

[silversmith8]

@JAKETHEGREAT11100 Lol okay xD. Oh, I listen to drake and lil' wayne too, but the ones I really like are Lupe, T.I., Tupac and Biggie (and Kanye, but he experiments a lot so I don't know what to call his style). Which is all strange, because I'm also really into classical music o_o.

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

@silversmith8 0.o ah yes classical music. theres that one guy, hes pretty good, and i love that other guy, hes my favorite. and then theres that guy...the one who plays that song...

[silversmith8]

@JAKETHEGREAT11100 I think that one guy is slightly overrated xD.

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

@silversmith8 how dare you.. good day madame

[silversmith8]

@JAKETHEGREAT11100 Good day, sir. It was fun talking to you!

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

@silversmith8 agreed. if i hear anything about a sale on jonas brothers tickets or something i will let you know

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

@silversmith8 and just for the record, i love young jeezy and rap in general. ive got multiple drake, rich boy, swisha house and lil wayne songs on my channel. im listening to rick ross right now

[wannabeeish]

you don't know how much i LOVE this

[cantbefooled]

See folks, the example I just showed you here

is the reason why I have this cool username

and they don't. (Think this video can fool me)?

[candyxoxo2221]

why is joe suddenly indian?

[CronaldoJB4Ever]

This was very funny................... NOT

[dgaller06]

I doubt Joe Jonas is a virgin

[danyhael]

@dgaller06 he's a virgin when it comes to woman.

[nickjonasislegend]

@danyhael he's not gay you dumbass.

[danyhael]

@nickjonasislegend so is Prince.

[o0th3Jok3R0o]

@nickjonasislegend calm down little girl, we know truth hurts! :D

[TheRichGirl14]

@dgaller06 yeah me too. because he's now over 20 so it would be really weird if he hadn't done it by the age of 20

[vansgirlfan12]

@dgaller06 I still think he is a virgin. You can't judge a book by it's cover.

[miouth150]

@vansgirlfan12 ok come on no one of them is a virgin they have girls throwing themselves at them so why would they say no

[kdkkat]

@miouth150 Because their parents raised him right

[kdkkat]

@miouth150 Because their parents raised them right

[miouth150]

@kdkkat oh please they weren't raised by monks to become pristes they are international pop stars

[superkulmedkniv25]

@miouth150 because all those girls are between 7 and 14 years of age

[miouth150]

@superkulmedkniv25 one not all they have fans from diffrent ages

also nick when he started in band was just 14 don't you think that he would enjoy having sex with other 14 yo

[SUPRAKEI]

@vansgirlfan12 She fucks Ashley Green like the pig she is and that's all ! Joe Jonas is not as kind as you think, he is a bad boy.

[kjonas97]

@dgaller06 not anymore, he doesnt wear his purity ring anymore.

[chato0618]

@dgaller06 wats a virgin?

[kztar621]

@chato0618 A mythical creature.

[chicacruel]

ewww

[lalalaih8waffles]

thtz reel disgusting and likely to become true after they're all has beens and try to come out with an interesting tell-all.

[syas13]

Anus Brothers.

[DiLancreRoyalty]

The third Jonas was superb!!!!! Just like him!!

[iluvth74094]

I'm a Jonas Brothers fan, and I can laugh at parodies and stuff about them no problem. that is, if theyre tasteful. this is extremely not :P

[scullyy]

@iluvth74094 you're not tasteful

[Lavenderlash]

@scullyy very true

[MydniteDaun]

Wooow he really looks like Nick Jonas. God I hate them sooo much...lmfao.

[whotrickedyou]

Think i'll allow the movies, culture or crowd to trick or deceive me? How about you? Who is deceiving or tricking you? Is it the movies, music, friends, sleaze sites (the leaders of lewdness websites) a boy fiend? Ladies, the truth is, if you ever become the "victim" of a life long, no cure - STD was the frog worth it? Or should you wait to marry that special dream prince charming?

(Here's a hint, skip the frog, “ribbit” lol).

[InHousePussy]

@whotrickedyou ever heard of condoms? ;-)

[shariceo]

@whotrickedyou

you can be a victim of a life long no cure STD even if you wait for prince charming. so might as well go get some condoms and enjoy life

[whotrickedyou]

@shariceo .... Are you "stil" trying to trick me?

Do you think I will fall, like you want me too?

See kids, they will challenge the right way so

you fall victim. Don't give in, see the 24 year old

virgin in my videos. Do you think he'll fall for it?

[cantbefooled]

@shariceo .... Ok using your argument, lets say you have a 19 year old son (25 years from now) and a woman invites him over at 11:30pm and you taught your son, to "just protect yourself" and its all ok. Now in "this case" here's what would've happened as your son is in bed with her... HER HUSBAND, forgot his wallet on the table and came back at 12:30 to get it in his police car and catches your boy in bed with his wife! And cops are armed, WHAT DO YOU tell him then? Any answers?

[cantbefooled]

Read my comments, in the view all comments. Also, hear Jason's talk to teens "Romance without regrets" from my link. There Jason makes an excellent presentation proving what we already know in our hearts (but won't admit) that abstinence does work. I'm in my 15th year and NO Hiv, Aids, Costly Child support that cuts your check to 99.80 a week. Abstinence works and the girls are signing up, so guys are fighting it, lol.

[jarrodakelsaw]

@cantbefooled

are u a parent just pretending to be a teen b/c u sound like parent.

[cantbefooled]

@jarrodakelsaw ... Good question, no i'm not a parent yet, no kids. But i'm trying to stop these "KIDS" from becoming parents, while their kids. Too much of that going on i.e 12, 13, 14, 15 year old "KIDS" having babies. And this video is the deciever and trick that is causing this problem. Kids don't know their being "fooled" like this. And the fiends in this video wants your little 12 year old sister having babies by 19 year old creeps. Thats why we show predator videos in our link.

[deflepphartme]

@cantbefooled I'm 13,and my view on sex is that i'll do it when i'm ready and somebody that i'll actually love.not some drunken thing on the couch at a party.But we all get tired of people forcing us to believe that we HAVE to wait till marriage.That's what is getting all of us pissed off and we kinda feel the need to rebel.So everytime we do it it feels like a GIANT protest.

[jarrodakelsaw]

@deflepphartme

that true.teenagers rebel out of spite...

[nerdyemmagirl]

joe is so short, and nick is so tall. Werid, thought.

[JulietBounty]

hahahahahah

[HeavyMetalHearted]

thats GRRRRRRRRREAT!

[sanj946]

LOL the one in the middle looks like Jeremy Kyle

[caaamijonas]

XD im a jonas fan and i laugh XD

[AnimeFanPan]

wtf these guys don't even look like them

[njplovesjb4life]

Its so wrong and weird that its funny at the same time.

[esedudez]

wow... the nerve ppl have to make money

[TheLayira]

1:09

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAH­AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhAh­ahaha his face tells everything

[hkfan1980]

"im the other jonas" XD so wrong but oh so funny :D even jobro fans gotta laugh :D

[cammycutie13]

This is so hilarious and i love the jonas brothers true fans wont take this serious.It so funny lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blueblue1994]

1:08 1:10 = perv look ;) xD

[SKERCHY]

Can u say WTF! ?

[whotrickedyou]

Think i'll allow the movies, culture or crowd to trick or deceive me? How about you? Who is deceiving or tricking you? Is it the movies, music, friends, sleazy sites (the leaders of lewdness websites) a boy fiend? The truth is, if you ever become the "victim" of a life long, no cure - STD was the frog worth it? Or should you wait to marry that special prince charming? (Here's a hint, skip the frog, lol).

[dinmolle]

sexyyy:D <3

[xblankiex]

haha.♥

thats amazing, why the hell is joe so short?! and nick's like a giant? [:

i love the jonas brothers but its fun to tease of them. good job SNL. :D

[DBCCpm]

@xblankiex Just so you know, this isn't SNL.

[xblankiex]

@DBCCpm

then what is it?

[DBCCpm]

@xblankiex MadTV...

[xblankiex]

@DBCCpm

haha. sorry...

good god Mad TV. [:

[DBCCpm]

@xblankiex It's alright ^ ^

[xblankiex]

@DBCCpm

oops! *job

[jfkcougars091]

@xblankiex it was on Mad TV, not SNL

[michelleannemendoza]

I'm a big fan of theirs and boy did I laugh my butt off hahahhaa. Gotta love madtv!:D

[yonosoylapawii]

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaah­ahhaahhahahaahah HILARIOUS!

i love the jonas brothers but man this is awesome HAHAHAHAH!

[misslolingliesl]

@emilygames12 ok u don't need to get so defensive and rude about it to lijluvr it's true Kevin gets the least attention out of the Jonas brothers it's not at all a big deal

[WickedLady1234567]

Not funny! Mad TV is funny but this isn't

[madison31899]

LOL Joes so short

[DilloKosherPickles13]

WHY IS JOE SOOO SHORT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! hhahahahahahhhhahahhahhhahhaha

[MEareCAT]

So true. Goody-goody bible bashing incestious talentless little cunts

[xoilovejoexo]

hahahahaahahaha i love the jonas brothers. alot.

but this is hilarious.

[solidusreaper]

@xoilovejoexo fuck you

[biblebox360]

@xoilovejoexo wow a fan with a sence of humor esp a boy band fan with a sense of humor nsync bsb fans would be offended which is stupid cause gettin mad cause some tv show makes them look like fags or cause someone says there music sucks just proves them right its not like some say your mother father brother sister grandma grandpa are a mean word its ok to be offende by what someone may say about a family member or friend but not some celebrity you like cause of there looks or singin or actin

[edwardlover88]

I laughed at "hi I'm joe jonas"

[emilygames12]

you can say everything you want about disney but stop the kevin hate , he hasn't done anything to you , he's an amazing talented handsome guy , look in front of the mirror before talking about him people .

[TanBarbieGirlxox]

@emilygames12

Woooooow, do you even know what mad tv is? they make fun of people...thats what they're known for? I think you need to stick to the disney channel..

[rebelsouljaz]

get your mouth around it!

[roughryder5]

is the third jonas Gay?

[vanessahgirl1]

@roughryder5

No, hes getting married but u never know!

[pceluvjonas4eva]

XD im a die hard jonas fan and even though im suppose to be all offended...im kinda just lmao!!

[HIGH777ROLLER]

BING!!! LOL

[AStarSifter]

Like he could fit ten ring one his "finger"

[powerslaver6]

jonas brothers SUCKS!!!!!!! jaja im the third jonas

[anakaraean]

i would eat up an onion ring from joe jonas anyday ;D

[Boudiga]

@anakaraean i think you would have to be related to have that honor. LOL

[Boudiga]

@anakaraean .... and you're the wrong gender.

[3m0fr33ak]

I'm gonna die I'm laughing so hard the jonas brothers are so gaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

[skyangel11871]

why are people making fun of them? i don't understand why its such a bad thing to be a virgin and wait until marriage these days, some people actually value themselves and the lord, and i bet half the people who lost theirs wish they could get it back, so they make other ppl feel bad for being one.

[Boudiga]

@skyangelThere is nothing wrong w/ being a virgin, hw a lousy boy band owned by the xian right & disney, is enough to get a grouped ripped on. The virgin part is just the cherry on top. To answer ur ? about ppl who aren't virgins, the majority don't regret it. Speaking 4 myself, I wouldn't have changed a thing. The only ppl I know who actually regret it are rape victims & people who get sucked into believing that god disapprove of this act & watches u as u do it, red w/ anger. To each their own.

[skyangel11871]

@Boudiga and let me guess, your a male? Because all my female friends who have lost theirs wish they could get theirs back and now have turned really promiscuous because they just don't see the point anymore and don't think sex is actually a meaningful thing just a casual act which is really sad if you ask me, and deep inside their still hurting because their boyfriends just used them.

[Boudiga]

@skyangel Nope, I'm a woman! I find it to be a dble standard between men & women. Men are pushed by society to have sex & women pushed to be virgins. i find this method to be the problem, not sex or absent. I doubt all ur friends were hurt by los their virginity. Most likely they were hurt bc they lost their Bf. Now they r sexually active & dating men. thats healthy. Eventually they will marry & have kids. If we didn't teach the sexes opposite views on sex, most of the problems wouldn't exist.

[Boudiga]

@skyangel11871 BTW I broke up with my first lover because I wanted to move on. I'm now married. I'm not a christian and my religion doesn't share your or the jonas brothers views on sex. I still think their music is awful! And this clip is damn funny!

[autumndominiqe]

The one on the left looks so gay

[sallyluvsJB]

wtf. thy stupid.

[bayislove]

1:08 LMAOOOOO!!!

... and that comment about the "third" jonas is sooo true.. lol.. alot of people don't even know his name, he's just there.. and he's damn hideous too omg.. it's like the genes didn't get to him, he got the ugly stick LOL

[emilygames12]

@lijluvr356 that's not true haters , it's Kevin and he's amazing

[lijluvr356]

@emilygames12 I don't follow them, but it seems that Nick and Joe are the only ones you hear about. At least they're the only ones my friends seem to care about. No offense to Kevin. I'm sure he is a wonderful guy, however.

[emilygames12]

@lijluvr356 not true , tell your beloved friends that i'm pretty sure are really shallow to only care about looks to watch JonasBrothers channel here , and as far as i know JB are three not just Nick and Joe...people like you "friends" make me sad but i'm glad that there's a minority cause true jonas brothers fans support the music not looks and support the 3 of them...

[PuppyXz]

@lijluvr356 That he's the third brother? Stfu homo.

[edwintheman1234]

that was the most awkward minute and a half of my life.

[monicannabella]

Get over it.

[keaverkite]

no the jonas brothers are sad fags

[nwyk153]

FUCK U! The Jonas Sucks! go watch other video if u dun wanna see them making fun of ur fag Boyfriends.

[metallicazcool]

LOL

There was grease all over my face!

0:56

[wheezer6au]

That dude in the orange shirt is freakin hot.

[rockagree]

best video on youtube !!!!!!!

[xxxcatxxxx]

i like the jonas brothers music but i dont like the fact they've been bought by disney lol =P x

[msmeli81]

this shit is so funny!!! this cracks me up everytime i see it

[jonasgurlie355]

this is such pure shit. i hate ppl talking only about their purity ring. :P dont you ppl have anything better to do? what assholes.

[ithinkiminlovewithja]

@jonasgurlie355 i agree

[Dematiful]

HAHA!!!!! FUNNY!

[Floweringarlic]

What's the third brothers name?