System of a Down - B.Y.O.B. misheard lyrics

[erikgonzalezh]

why do they always send the pork!!! :f7u12:

[darthcrowe]

fuk you sir, you dtole practically ALL of the lyricd from gervis

[Urloveismine23]

Was stewie griffin in this???

[Lugialover10000]

i can never hear the song the same way XDD IN A GOOD WAY :D

[Anonymous2731]

i agree. why DO they always send the pork?

i prefer the free nuts :P

[rockinray27]

free nuts!!!!!

[maxblackoo]

Crying free nuts :)

[TheZioddo]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA oooooooooooooooooooo

[psycologicdementia]

FREE NUTS NUTIES



[MiniTeabag]

i love soad, and this shit is to funny, send the pork

[fourminutemajor]

Where the fuck is blastoise? He always does this. . .

[nobram1]

Dancing in the dessert? you'll get custard on your shoes...

[MetallicaFTW9900]

@nobram1 Dry..

[Toriko97]

one question,why do they always send the pork???

[Toriko97]

BLASTOISE!!!!!one of my favorite pokemon

[iiTzCaboose420]

"Everybodys going to the potty, have a real good time."

[justinbieverr]

35 people felt the slice of the table-saw 

[mountaindewroxmysox1]

35 people's fetus's lie on the tablecloth.

[roxXysk8]

BLASTOISE! IT'S PARTY TIME!! AND WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU?!?!? :DD:D:D:D:D

[braveserrobbin]

this song turned me vigen :)

[MultiGoodplayer]

This video is childish! Not to troll or anything but come on. Send a pork. Hold the misheard lyrics for yourself!

[xxNeoncryxx]

B.Y.O.B. = [B]ring [Y]our [O]wn [B]eer

[Bladeage87]

You had me rolling on the floor on " You the Panda" :D

[sonicbumblebeee]

Actually, with SOAD, the misheard lyrics might be right...

[respectislove1]

The fetus part had me dying

[friesboy18]

HAHAHAHAHA,this is funny.

love SOAD.

[Smaakje]

Oh my God, that Blastoise bit was fucking genius.

[StarrzAnndScarrz]

FREE NUUUUTTTTTSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!1 :D:D:D:D:D:D

[TheRogueOutlaw]

BLASTOISE WERE THE F*** ARE YOU!!???

ROFL

[Udiel]

the misheard lyric is "lies from the pickle dwarf"

[chuckables69]

BLASTOISE! Its Party time!!

ROFL!

[SacredRockSoul]

" WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE PORK!? " xD

[RedNeko18]

Kansas City Soaked in oil, crying FREE NUTS!!

Me: I don't like nuts. Well, It depends on what kind.

FREE NUUUUTS!

Me: No thanks.

[drumminglight]

GODDAMMIT BLASTOISE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

[BizzleBob1]

THUMBS UP FOR SENDING PORK!!

[csekebeni13]

thumbs up if you like Metallica! (I hate those who ask for tu, just curious how many people likes the, who watches S.O.A.D. vids too)

[tickleymoustachebros]

i lol'd so hard at the free nuts part



[elchaparro09]

harold and kumar--baby_kid

[doodiown]

free nuts was probably the best :P

[fetishdiva1]

i had to take off my glasses to wipe tears i was laughing so hard!! between free nutts and blastoise i couldn't take it! i have to watch it again...good job!

[DISTURBED1400]

why do i feel like those are the REAL lyrics?!?!?!?!? i mean come on listen to the song and read these lyrics so similare LOL

[emotecktopoptart]

Why do they always send the pope!, why do they all like central park!, why do they always send the pork!, why are they always in ther park! lmfao :')

[ReatardedStuff]

Why'd you block out fuck? :c

[Warpath456781]

FREEEEEE NUTSSSSSSSSSSS!

[Darkraithegreat]

Why don't friendships fight the war is actually pretty deep...

Now if only they didn't send the pork

[Mrguitarcover1234]

FREEE NUTS

[AlexTirisca]

The Blastoise and the Free Nuts thing was PURE AWESOMENESS!!! xD =)))))

[gallema0wnz]

why alwyas lalalalalala and not lol lol llol lol lol lol oewwwwwwwh

[cldrules]

fail how dare you blaspheme the name of System.

[ganning159]

@cldrulesif u were an acual fan of system of a down, u would know its impossible to make fun of them.

[NavySealWannabe67]

@ganning159 lighten up if they heard it they would laugh too

[ganning159]

@NavySealWannabe67 i was telling the guy that its impossible to make fun of system of a down =O, so dont tell me to lighten up -.- meany

[rockworm503]

where the fuck are you Blastoise?

[franksie132]

i thought they always said whyd they always send the porn

[GreenFroggiez]

Haha:D:D awesome

[scratchmybut1996]

They feed us FREE NUUUUUUTS from the tablecloth

[pimpful100]

It's sorta lame-ish cuz most of ur lyrics are correct xD

[deadrisinglord]

Why do they always send the porn

[VAcylia97]

what's blastoise anyway??O.o

[Silweror]

@VAcylia97 its a pokemon!

[VAcylia97]

@Silweror xD thanxx

[MrMLMPhantom]

Haha why do they always send the pork

[TheOtherFifthBeatle]

Blastoise!!!!

[Megadeth629]

LOL crying FREE NUTS!!!



[xPancakes4lyf]

FREE NUTS!!!!!!

[araceli3912]

everybodys goin to the potty have a real good time

[TobaisKado]

Im dancing in dessert! Ice cream and cakey cake!

[AJDownes100]

where is this prty

[cheamannn]

LOL!!! I've never laughed so much I'm such a long time. Great job man.

[JDactiveshow]

kansas city dripped in oil crying FREE NUTS!!! XD

[NiawolfZavala]

WHY THEY ALWAYS SEND THE PORK!?!?

[lopezboyz467]

FREE NUTS!!!!!!

[janglots]

blastoise was a pokemon<3

[Phoenix8175]

Kansas City dripped in oil, crying free nuts, this made me rofl so bad i woke everyone up .. xD

[missfuckinglovemetal]

FREE NUUUUTS! <3333

[NiiBean]

YET YOUR FETUS LIES FROM THE TABLECLOTH <3

[Lolcats2002]

Kansas city dripped in oil crying FREE NUTS!

[RhiannahMay97]

FREE NUTS! that was the bestestest part:P

[HezekialtheAvenger]

lol this lyrics are just about as random as the real ones to any SoaD song :P well done

[febie028]

some of the lyrics are wrong..

[AbominableJesus]

33 people didn't send the pork. lol. this is hilarious

[duuuuude21]

hahah "crying FREE NUTTSS!!"

[masterbrice]

If it is not honey roasted, then you can keep your nuts.

[WoWGrolschWow]

free nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts

[emotecktopoptart]

At The Begining When He Screams I Thought It Said '' Why Are We Always At The Park ?!!! '' O.O

[saranoxxis]

32 people never ate free nuts.

[mihaipauldtru]

every body gives handjobs to the sunshine

[JL95NL]

This made me ROTFL! xD

[Junoboys3000]

poorly made

[ironmanandspidyroc]

lmao good stuffman hahahaha

[watevasl]

thumbs up if your name is moses!

[CoolKidACS]

LMAO

[TheGothMurderer]

hahaha i live in kansas city lol... wait i shouldnt be posting this. ehhhhh who cares?!

[SommerLeeJ]

Yea....

NOT!

The shit you put up doesn't even make any sense.

Dislike!

[tw1stedKilla]

everytime i heard this song i thought he said " why do they always singapore!" how do you get pork though?

[beautifulybrainsick]

After Kansas City being dripped in oil, its residents have mental break downs and scream FREE NUTS!

[TheGothMurderer]

@beautifulybrainsick haha i scream tht at school man,in fact this is a regular conversation with me and my friends.

Me:"FREE NUTS"

Friend:"FREE NUTS"

Me"FREE NUTS"

Friend:"FREE NUTS"

yep infact thats how it is for everyone in kansas city. ah great to live in this city.not really were HORRIBLE!

[UrBelovedScapegoat]

FREEEE NUUTTSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MaxmaxSH]

MOre than half of this "misheard" lyrics are almost exactly what they sing. But still some good parts.

[CheeseHole333]

Rofl i couldn't stop laughing after the "Kansas City dripped in oil yelling FREE NUTS"

[rawarchits01]

HAHA...Blastoise its party time....

[MilaMango108]

WHY DO THEY SEND THE PORK!! ITS JUST INNOCENT PORK!! :D LUV IT!!

[shiesterjr]

My Fetus lys on the table clotth?... ive been looking for that.......

[shiesterjr]

My Fetus is on my table clotth?... ive been looking for that.......

[TheCookieMonsta117]

lololol potty xD after this song i had to go to the bathroom

[isaacthemaster]

they send tha pope cuz tha pope it's inmortal XD

[Yevanna1]

FREE NUTS!!

[Giggstow]

When it screamed blastoise I leaghted so hard that I couldn't even watch the rest of the video..... BLASTOISE! it's party time!

[SubzieSH]

i lol'd too much

[stewox1]

THere was a video that's been taken down , the original , with PICTURES and good quality sound. ... it had a few million views.

[iforgotmysocks21]

@stewox1 it was taken down? awww i liked that one

[stewox1]

@iforgotmysocks21 I think it was on some copyright , i don't know but i have the video (a very bad quality version) in some of my archive DVDs but ... i might find it and upload , althought i think i found the user who made that and the site he posted but this was some time ago , i don't think if he's tracable anymore, however the video is on some other site , you can hopefully try to find with googling.

[AsTrEmiLiE]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE PORK?! O.O

[SuperNezyKidd]

This made me hungry;/

[16krys16]

@SuperNezyKidd you can have these free nuts anytime ;D

[luzmbelt]

@16krys16 That was the only second where I could smile... cuz it isnt funny at all

[lezzielet00]

FREE NUUUUUUTS!!!!

[MeeSheeLaa]

You have the best mind I have ever seen XD

"why do they all like central park?!"

The exclamation marks here make it seem so incredulous, XD

[mepage13]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE PORK!?!?!?! lol

[grafter123]

FREE NUTS!!!!! hehe



[lenardo111]

FREE NUTS!!!! hehe



[lenardo111]

FREE NUTS!!!! hehe

[rockrg1rl]

Crying FREE NUTS!!!!

[feptec]

why do they always send the pope?

[LatiosnLatias02]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS THE BAR!!!!!!

[mymicerock]

FREE NUTS!!!!!

[Pinoylegend707]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND TEH PORK!?!??!!?!1111?!?!?!?!1?!?!­?!oneoneone!!!!!11

Poor pork D: So defenseless.

[DamperenDK]

BLASTOISE!!"!"#¤%!#"!#

[xXSC4TMANXx]

you just got any word and changed it even though it dos'nt make sense...GENIUS1LOLOLOLOL

[johnnyabrahams]

Free Nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thewhateven]

DAMN YOU LYING FETUS!! :[

[JellyBeanBen]

Made my day! I actually giggled - Why do they all like central park? Why do they always sit on floor?! ROFL!!!! Lol fetus lies from the tablecloth! I didnt know poo could lie! lol great :D

[PIVOTPIVOTDUDE]

@JellyBeanBen thats fecal

[bitlord44]

Crying FREE NUTS! lmfao!

[JakeDragon104]

FREE NUTS!!!!

[WhirlWindWabbit]

Made my day!

[papamono1232]

Why don't presidents fuck the world? Why we always send them porn?

[bloodhoundganglolz]

lol



[rawrlovex1]

haha freee nuts! lmfao

[CrazyForLemonade]

lol. xD i busted out laughing at Kansas city dripped in oil, crying FREE NUTS!!!!!!! XD

[spickynicky]

you should die for decreasing system of a down

[fatbosh]

@spickynicky it's a joke chill haha, but yeah decreasing them????

[DragonFanatic200]

Free Nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OfficialDumbassPage]

FREE NUTS!!!!!

[ernestoagosto1]

I LOL-ED SO HARD XD

[scapeplan2]

@willysmaher it'swrong for a reason.

[16krys16]

@scapeplan2 you tell 'em :p

[jake07589]

@scapeplan2 the reason is to show that 16krys16 is a retard.

[Swivel856]

my friend thought it said Why do they always teleport!!

you know Abra from pokemon

[SuperKingLime]

TABLE CLOTHE ot table saw,dumb ass

[spinafire]

FREE NUTS

[EthanTheGuitarist25]

i think it woulda been funnier if u said still your penis lies on the tablecloth

[scapeplan2]

"why don't friendships fight the war? why do they always send the pope"

[Maddog9848]

haha i when i read this the misheard lyrics actually sound like what they are saying

[SymphonyFromHell]

AHAHAHAHA

[ilikecornalot123]

why do they always send the pork

why do they always send the pope

why do they all like central park OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXXD WHY DO THEY ALL LIKE CENTRAL PARK D:< LLOOLOLOOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[AllisGaming]

XD!!! Free NUTS!!!!!!

[Devlen68]

@sokerkid95 MISHEARD

Key word there

[apologeticsman]

the sad thing is that those ARE the lyrics.

[JulHabit23]

"Why do they always send the pork?!?" haha great way to start off...

[jummadi]

blastoise, where the fuck are you?! hahaha

[Revanchist2]

XD hilarious

[vVilts]

FREE NUTS!!!!!!! 8D

[scene1998]

lmao FEE NUTS! <3 <3 thumbs up for free nuts XD

[guitargeek241]

lmfao "kansas city dripped in oil crying FREE NUTS!!!!" man i laughed so hard at that

[GRigori0s10]

FREE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!! LAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only thing I don't like in soad misheards is that they could always be the real. Random

[bean432]

BLASTOISE!! hahaha thats the best

[xXCrimsonVirtueXx]

fetus lies from the tablecloth LMFAO