Learn How to Dance at Techno Clubs

[xKiNaDaNiElLex]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[Glavniii]

You must be kidding.

[grachious]

this guys never been to a club! lol

[ZPGaming]

I don't think people understand this is a joke...

[TheLegend313]

YOU SHOWED ME SHIT DUDE!

[oreoproductions100]

looks like hopscotch to me...

[jeremycutts767]

wtf.. 

[milt1024]

really r u kiddin me wow i hav no words fo dis

[luilac1]

im gona pull this off next time im out

[besele2]

its funny how all the people watching this video dont know how to dance

[fannabannanna]

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhaha­haahahahahahaha. 

[a55istance]

epic fail you lost your balance

[lukekelly96]

is this a joke , seriously??.. :P

[WweMariaa]

the awkward moment when someone actually dances like this XD

[o0SaNaRu0o]

xDDDD nc must be a great joke^^ every one will laugh about that

[TheGhostschadow]

"from an experienced breakdance and hip-hop teacher" says everithing.

He is a Hip Hop Teacher he cant understand tekno.

[93baneV126]

ahahahahahaha :D

[Misswhathefck]

he looks like a 6 year old!! haha!!

[DjReFreshh]

@boy9722 man this niga seems be like gheorghi sel nebun

[tiotinto]

this is not a racist comment or something like it...but...

he look like a monkey....

[denizmar1]

dont be mean!!!!if you combine his moves with his stupid face you will be the center of attention :b

[Hardstyler981]

For who ever is watching this vid,1Jumpstyle is not techno,2 He is making the jumpstyle steps to long and backwards.

[MrDavyar]

waw

[KidQuill]

lmao couldn't even keep his balance and already running out of breath?

[ganakasa]

de verdad que cualquiera puede decir que baila techno porque sabe brincar

[conzo1111]

for some reason i started to get funny looks from my neighbors because apparently dancing in just my shoes is a bit creepy?

[tadgh90]

hmm id love to let techno viking watch this video and see if he agrees with this

!!

[newamanece]

Bull Shit that is NOT techno dance

[TheRogueWerewolf]

people check out cyber goths or industrial dancers really cool way how to dance to tecno

[museman007]

I just showed you HOW NOT TO TECHNO DANCE!!

[basilisk444]

It would seem that I do that dance whenever I'm drunk.

[HcSoldierKili]

aren't you ashamed to call that Jumpstyle?!

[InTheDark52]

What the f*ck?, No Seriously.... WHAT THE F*CK?

[puppetmaster983]

I did this when I found a scorpion in my shoe.

[onlyeyesabove]

HAHAHAHAHA ok the joke is over now really show me howto dance

[THING1sterling]

WOW Cedric the b boy super king glasses!!!!! Ive got my pen and paper for notes!!!

[adamc96shf]

fuck! this is not jumpstyle!

[Justkuppy]

Koekwaus



[WAWETAMALCREADITO]

I need a gun.

[herrkjipern]

Who dances like this in a club? Haha! Looks like line dance or something...

[skp1cz]

go fck yourself with this dancing style.

[superduperultrasomko]

are you drunk dude ?

[DowneyGirl17]

people search levels by avicii , watch the music video,copy all the moves,and you will have learn to DANCE TO TECHNO...since there is no such thing as techno dance

[dsm02]

hahhahahahhahahahahahhahaha LOOOOOOOL XDD X)!!!!!!!

[noorel3bd]

dude here's an advice.. for ur own sake.. NEVER i repeat NEVER do that in public!

[NuclearReactionGamin]

lmao shit i think your worst than i am XD

[zuron88]

fuckin niga you so suck

[fonillius]

Thanks mate i got all bitches in finlands disco, here they still dance ripaska so i was like so futureplayboy

[Embrace731]

Americans can´t rave, techno dance or house music moves... Just as they can´t make that kind of music sound great or even good. Leave that to us Europeans! ;)

[sHART1780]

is this what a newborn horse looks like when they techno dance?

[V0RT3X7]

'the only thing you need is your dancing shoes'

HAHA jokes on you now, prepare for naked dancing! (other than the shoes, need them)

[NOAHofDEATH]

This is worse than Expertvillage o_o

[dreamer41810]

Hahaha wow

[StratProductions]

haha this reminds me of spongebob teaching squidward how to blow a bubble

[boystreetgangvonmir]

der ist voll schlecht der macht sich voll zum affen

[TheHentaifreak1]

FAILLLLL

[mercaemadison]

Three years of dancing does not a professional make.

[DjDracula100]

wtf...



[aldi2100]

hey dude, no more examples with music?

[Wazzupizle]

I just showed you how to get all the boys from the Techno Club...wuhhhhu

[OdinBlueEnergy]

this is just....awkward and.... awkwardly stupid :-?

[OscarAVV]

Can't tell if trollin...

[loner574]

this? jumpstyle? HA!!!! this has got to be a joke, no? biggest "jump styling" fail i've seen yet... no offence.. >.> i learned jumpstyle in 2 weeks.. andin a month i have gotten 5 moves down pat and know 12 or so of them >.> its realy quite easy to learn... but hard on the knees!

[DLPIsRad]

I jumpstyle. But i don't look like that when i do it!

[HarryLostOne]

i have seen a person in a club who must have seen this guy.

i can't explain this HUGE similarity of dancing.

hey you,'dancing' guy bboy superking gay glasses,

stop these videos,

some retards believe you !!!

[MrVinceVeon]

look like idiot...

i never dance tis...

[KiK2CooLVEVO]

you look like you have something in your ass !

[69ForeverAnonymous]

you said i only need dancing sows so i an do this naked ???

[fcbculexxx]

kidstyle

[bebriitisful]

lol, u suck at jumpstyle

[Notti0816]

HAHAHAHA

[NoInsurgents]

Hopscotch?

[popptart4]

PEOPLE stop making fun of it. I know this dance looks ridiculous, but it's a style of dancing. The title of this video doesn't say "how to dance in clubs". its "TECHNO clubs", hence the TECHNO... not normal clubbing dance.

and he's showing u how to jump style. which is this dance you do to some genres of techno. just look it up.....

blahhhh some people are fucking stupid

[KraizyAftaMatH]

What the FUCK?

I LOL'D non-stop for like 10 minutes on this shit.

[TheRetardedGoat]

HAHAHAHAAAH. What...The...Mother...Anal...A­ss...fuck....of...Shit...cunt.­..did i just watch...

[ChibiSugar]

Just give up dude..

[bLokexOner]

This is a joke isn't it ?

[MegaSuckitdry]

@bLokexOner lol it must be

[UltimateLaxFlow]

Gtfo, ain't no one who's trippin, gonna be able to do any of that.

[MrGoodream]

Am I in the weird part of youtube again ?

[MrToxicityXXX]

you made this seem complicated and its very simple you can dance but jump styles not your thing

[Adubb4life]

this isn't even dance....this is more like he's trying hard to be a fucking kangaroo.....and failed at it....miserably

[holladablac]

ew

[momookim]

the fast version didn't look that bad, but imagine him doing the slower version at a real club.. LMFAO the entertainment value in this video is enormous.

[georgestoian]

=))))



[MaRuEMP]

poli kalooo ilithie , pare dislike tora

[KobraStyle16]

Funny as hell !

[Uchihaheyhi]

Who the fuck dances like that to techno?

Stick to fist pumping mate.

[MrLolff]

U can't dance!

[jonnyfingbravo1]

WTF man!!! you just ruined 1 minute and 40 seconds of my life!!!!!

[zabylurt]

@jonnyfingbravo1 hey time keeper gtfo

[shunhock]

fark gao u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silentv95]

@shunhock  don't always so rude lah -.-

[TheFreshblueberry]

if any one takes this seriously they are gonna look like jackasses in the clubs lol

[sassemer]

oow dude , you're so stupid! Jumpstyle on techno music? Jumpstyle has his own kind of music!

[bummeh]

Is this supposed to be a joke ?? His trying to do jump style .. Just like how LMFAO ruined shuffling

[MrCharxy]

If that's jumping than licking my feet even is better

[NeraFX]

... Is this a joke? I can't tell. There's no way it's not a joke, but... buhhhhhhh

[MrDeEeMoOo1]

wat hell is that ?!! . that's guy is awful .

[FrEAkyHaXX]

wtf we dont want to lear how to kill some bugs XDD

[stineeklavestad]

LOL

[DrChillex]

And I though I was bad...

[MsPoeticDream]

he looks somewhat retarded doing that 'techno dance'

[MrInfoMonkey]

Reported for Misleading Text.

[LEDUARDITO]

this guy really sucks

[KochenMitMatze]

plz...no...

[kaykatiebott]

This will be very useful the next time I play hopscotch

[Rockey453]

Dude How would someone dance standin on 1 foot if hes drunk? o.O

[lbatalla]

You didn't show me how to disco dance, you showed me how to get better on Dance Dance Revolution. Thnx!

[TheErsilja]

Wtf?? O.O

[devildocc35]

Lol

[51235465789]

Fucking fag u just fucked up jumpstyle! Get this shit off YouTube

[tamilawenti]

it's really good, but there's something wrong...slowly u do whole round but at the end ( during fast movie) u do half movie...

[LiLxPhaza]

Yeah, this will get you smacked...

[wwilliam7]

hes good :) i think

[Apricen1]

Guess wat guys. He just showed us how to techno dance. One more time!

[oldschoolbussdrive]

is this a joke

is it sopose to be a parody of jumpstyle

[MattNadawornyiscool]

Way to break stereotypes... not all black guys are good at dancing.

[CzganciuSkilo]

Man This Is JumpStyle No Techno

[wIzZMComp]

=)))



[SnowzerWX]

@R0ckstar666x LOL!!!!! LMFAO!!!! Dude!!!!!! thats sooo funny i passed out!!!! ure soooo right

[Mrmproductionstudio]

Am not dancing like that at a club/party -.-

[MrShuffleRocks]

lol ithat is not even jumpstyle!!!

[Hulemand4130]

what about shuffle

[xXMikuFanXx]

...That's not now you jumpstyle. At ALL....

[zILAAA]

B-Boy SuperKing GLASSES? LMAO

[etemon4]

he just showed us how to make a fool of ourselves!

[haradin1337]

1:36 correction: you just showed me how to make me look like an idiot... :(

[kanameyay]

Trolololo.

[sSector5]

hahahahahaha

[magicman0567]

This is jumpstyle...and if u dance that at a club u gonna kick down every ppl in a perimeter of 3 meter.

[uninvisable]

337 people are jumping around raves like a doofus

[buxmo]

fail



[baderocks2]

Dancing shoes = converse shoes ?

whatever your smoking , i definitely want some.

[co0kiezo]

one more time ...

[datgif]

how not to get laid

[wiltingrose2]

Oh that was awful :o technically the STEPS are correct as in the " left, right,left" thing but he just didn't DO THEM RIGHT.

[drakeltheryuujin]

Ahhh why do people still call it techno?

[PBCHEATPB]

xaxaxa 

[jegabombs123]

this is a joke right?

[willcamick]

is this a joke?

[TheMadsThomsen]

Click 7! :-D

[DonBuljone]

dude, where do you go out??? amish parties??

[JavaDaveBlog]

he failed on the 1st step =/

[GoodDamnPie]

wow dude nice balance my grandama has more balance and she is in a wheelchair

[blafuckyou]

lol ur black and u dance worse than me after a bottle of vodka.... FAIL

[669person]

uuuuuuh, me no likey

[dino11192]

you dance a balet??

[aiwaras1]

press 6 and 8 fat and you will see teleport :D

[RCNDEXTREMEABLE]

that shod be the way cops find out how ur drunk LOL thumps up

[Splif90]

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

[juli123gamer]

Thats no jumpstyyle !!!!!!!!!

[bizzle246]

u got the balance of a standing pencil in an earthquake.

[superdiva123glam]

fail, just.... fail. 

[shiftymeister]

almost as good as jackie chan in drunken master.

[RobotReg]

HAHA! That really was terrible!!

[NoneOfYourBuisness67]

hey im Cedric, aka B-boy super king glasses and today i'm gonna teach you how to techno dance!

[mcdlxxi]

tthat was terrible



[MrZuppis]

Your all too insecure to dance period. You'll never be good hahahahaha your wasting your time with hateful comments.

[MsDee1986]

i have never been to a rave and seen someone rave like this lol lol

[SnowboardMoewes]

i hope this is a joke

[DIRECTORFATMAN]

b-boy super what???

[voskospedo]

think that this guy is a teacher !! hahahahaha

[YoungsterOfficalPage]

das no jumpstyle xD

[Ecompass4]

I haven't felt this trolled since rebecca black

[chicoeden3]

hey u frog...

[scottishjon1]

This is a desecration of techno's awesome. Shame on you.

[draakgast]

and of cource it`s a black guy who teaches us to dance

[swordguy6]

malcom x

[tedessend]

He makes me laugh! XD He does it better than I ever could though I think it looks.. idk XD is he serious?

[TheGhostschadow]

This video helps me alot, it shows me what not do do

[Finemeat90]

i wonder how funny that would look like if a group of ppl would dance like that in a club. I'd LMAO.