Red vs Blue Funny Video

[jimeeeee55]

"im a pacifist". "your a baby things suck on"? "no dude thats a paedophile". " tucker i think he means a pacifier". "o yea right. man i was totally thinking about something else". "Real classy tucker"

[Rosrix]

i dunno why i stopped watching Red Vs Blue but i see their coming out with season 9, is it still funny as hell or has it gotten more serious?

[hyperx72]

@Rosrix

its gotten more serious butt uses cool 3d animation so its a payoff

[TimedAc130]

Shela, Shut them up.

[JRAI88]

Code word... dirtbag lol

[legoman1043]

where he sais "madre de tilos" is actually mother fucker not son of a bitch

[Zirhk0]

@legoman1043 He said "Madre De Dios" Madre De Dios = Mother Of God, Son Of A Bitch = Hijo De Puta.

Just to clear that up.

[risrange09]

@Zirhk0 yeah i was confused when i saw that too lol. i was like, what? who programmed this spanish robot? his spanish sucks!

[cpresuttis]

hump hump hump lmao ooooo thats disgusting im being violated

[sectumsempra4]

haha, SON OF A BITCH!

"Ship's here"

"Shotgun"

lollol.

[Kortlandt]

Griff : Sarge, we need to get donut air-lifted out of here!

Sgt : did you put that in a memo and entitled it: SHIT I ALREADY KNOW!!!

nice come back

[chenkojr]

i think this is funneh but there is one thing i like better and thats the shadow the hedge hog game. not on youtube cus like i sed itz a game

[mainminemoo]

nice

[thecardrawer10]

6:26 dibbs

[shakie1828]

caboose is the shit

[ICannotSeeForMiles]

I'll beat your ass silly.

[theguy106]

"Well somebody needs to get it off look it might be dangerous!" BOOM "SONOFABITCH!!!" EPIC LOLZ

[Fhalf1]

"Dibs here"

"SHOTGUN!"

Love that bit at the end xD

[asispast]

"I would just like to let everyone know... that I SUCK!"

rofl.

[WedidLandONtheMOON]

that could take days or weeks or death

[ediotsavant]

Hi, a week ago you commented on my page and this seems to be the only way I can respond to you. Your question was whats the name of the picture in my background, acutaly it's just me hanging out with my friends. I am in the middle and Tylor (right) said somthing I can't rember what so I started to choke him and Chris (left) tried to pull me off of him. Chris's sister happened to be in the room and saw it as a oppountune moment to take a picture.

[wowfreak141]

ya i know

[wowfreak141]

MADRE DE DEOS!!

[MhicWombat]

I regret nothing!  I lived as few men dared to dream!

[godzillameister]

shotgun

[godzillameister]

I HATE BABIES

[Xxxfire45xxX]

This doesn't seem physically possible!

[caige084]

LMAO U MEAN A PETAFILE?

[FreddyGuy925]

lolololololololololololol rofl lmao

[chopper587]

coool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bmoung]

u know how to fix shela

I LOVE U

[MarkSmo71]

is it a spider?

[RuNeJuNkY141998]

MADRE DI DEO!!!!(subtitles) SON OF A BITCH!!!!

[metalpunkmussicjerk]

that one stupid red that is in the online match is sooo odd....

he talks in biblical terms...

its odd...

im glad he died twice...

[ruralsmith08]

last one best

lol

LOL

LOL!

[godoftenors]

the fanatic lol

[gadawm10000]

lmao

[keuche]

Yeah, in the series that is the single best part.

[chvy3]

lol

"but guys it's coming all the way from earth that could take days,weeks or even months!" -ship lands on him- "ships here" "shotgun"

rofl!

[TaiShinobi]

lol "ships here," "shotgun!"

[trentonsiddiq]

cool video

[Jeco5512]

SON OF A BITCH

[worker601]

it may take day weeks mouth or maby years. its here

[scortch30]

OMG THIS VID IS SO FUNNY IT DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!!!rofl

[doomslayer100]

5:45

Elite:roarr? Roar!!!

ahh wtf ow

man tucker that thing really hates that sword or really hates u. LOL

[jamesdecourcy22]

targets eliminated Looking for new target Target aquired thats not a target thats church yea i'm church firing missle oh shit!

[167991]

i watched this because my friends told me red vs blue was absolutely hillarious and honestly.....im very disappointed.

[jennjackson79]

Unless you've watched RVB most of this won't seem that great. Your friends are right though, try the show from the start and give it another chance.

[167991]

ok, and why has my comment got -5 lol? my friends downloading whole season and its 6 gigs!

[mikh4il3]

this doesnt seem physically possible!

lol, beaten to death with his own skull

[vietskittles09]

Pooooooooooor Jimmy

[btp248]

Haha I love the Red team :)

[cdrake1313]

ship's here

SHOTGUN

[GtRckStr96]

Shelia shut them up lol

[SimplyMagic123]

thats great nice video!

[ENTERTHELIGHT101]

thats fucking funny xD

[moonheart13v]

you know how to fix shela.....i love you...lol

[evilfrost6]

lol

[AssemblyTerminal]

its "Madre de Dios!"

[AssemblyTerminal]

"Ships here."

"SHOTGUN!"

lmfaoooooo

[memo0586]

shotguns laaaap

[brennan66693]

haha 2:43 was the best

[madebyjapan]

hello

[TheMikeyProject]

"No. Damnit Caboose, i'm not cold, i dont want a hotdog, and if you put mustard in my sheets again, i'm gonna kill you" XD

[sicko123432190]

"tucker do you want some hotdogs and a blanket?" HAHHAHAHAAH

[x0scimy0x]

"so you're a thing babies suck on?"

"no dude, thats a pedofile" LMAO

[VTPPGLVR]

when i first watched that, i laughed so hard i got scared because i couldn't make my body breathe!

but hey; death by RvB. not a bad way to go...

[MeanGrimRipper]

you know how to fix sheila?.. . i love you " lol

[Underjoggle]

"I can see the flag...it's so...flappy..."

[moonfox95]

wow either that thing really hates that sword or it hates you

[rune1237890456]

lol love this

[QueenXXHalo4]

"hey if your gonna live in this country,you should speak the language!"

"WHAT COUNTRY WE'RE ON AND AILEN PLANET!"

[scope1414]

...ships here. Shot gun! lol

[tthomaselli2]

"Me???...: By 'we', I meant you, ass-hole!".

[eggsaladsandwichman]

Woot Woot Church!

[deharman27]

iwish this was funny then iwould um uhh o wait yeah um well i guess uhh

[superbandaid23]

omg this is funny

a spider

[dmagicianninja]

This is freaking amazing! "could you put that in a memo and entitle it 'shit i already know'?"

[wolfyvamp]

T:Ooo-k. Church is trying to get a TRANSLATOR. So that WE can TALK to EACH OTHER.

Ch:Tucker the enormous alien doesn't speak our language. Speaking slowly is not gonna help

T:What? I'm talking to Caboose

Ch:Oh

C:I don't understand. Are-are-you hungry? Tucker, are you hungry? Are you cold?

T:What? No

C:Do you need a blanket? Tucker do you want some hot dogs and a blanket?

T:Damn it no Caboose I'm NOT cold I don't want a hot dog and if you put mustard in my fucking sheets again I'm gonna kill you

[nowdienoob]

is that a spider get off

[BEANS19930]

at the end he put hade instead of had... other than that it was hilarious

[jkes078]

Laugh out loud `target aquired 1...2...3 oh you cock bite firing main cannon.`Nice video and `but sarge we don`t` Know when the ship`s gonna get here crash ship`s here.`

[Ghkaf73]

Any dude that trips is a hero, I'm pretty sure that makes Caboose God.

[RyanSee400]

i like the ship droppin part, ' it might even take days, months or even years!'

[dangercat93]

"But Sarge, we don't know when the ship's gonna get here. It's coming all the way from earth. That could take days or weeks or months or even years!" *crash* "Ship's here."

lol that is hilarious

[MrGarysun]

my tits are SO sore right now!!! :( oooouch!! q

[94yoyo]

bow chick a bow wow

[centerjones25]

i hope you hade? wtf his hade? im glad we know how to make movies but yet we dont know how to spell

[vagrantartist87]

hahaah the feral cry of a retarded mexican sasquatch lmfao

[Mixesoo]

hey dudes....i rly laughed on that!!! gj ^^

[apinankarva]

The ships here.

This is absolutely hilarious! :D 5/5

[fessy4]

haha funny could you put that in a memo and and title it as SHIT I ALREADY KNOW!!

[tomuchcamoflauge]

so many good red vs. blue moments XD

[icklerockerpags]

awsome vid dude that cracked me up big time!!!

:)

[archstealthowl]

wow, good job, your a genius; i never would have knew that!

[NetherAspect]

"And i swear if u put mustard in my sheets again ill kill u"

Caboose is GOD! rofl

[andro2k6]

f***in funny man lmfao dude

[GalaxyB22]

Bow Chika Bow Wow

[dbzYtube]

lol i see the flag its so flappy xD so lets go get this big thing of yours lmao :L

[ryudragonuv]

'my q

[ninja31623]

codeword dirtbag *bang*

[holyboddy]

dammit no caboose im not cold i dont want a hotdog and if you put mustert in my fucking sheats again im gone fucking kill you XD

[zackz11]

bunny hand soup just like mom makes

[jamespatrick15]

ok we need a translator so we can under stand . turrker the alien dos not speak r language speaking slow wont help . what i was talking to caboose .

[icedragn76]

lol that is so funny!!!

[tinny219]

i love the the bit at 5:45-5:54

[W01fski11]

I don't understand? Are..Are you hungry? Tucker are you hungry? Are you cold? What, no! Do you need a blanket? Tucker do you want some hotdogs and a blanket? XD

[W01fski11]

Are you hungry? Tucker are you hungey? Are you cold? What, no! Do you need a blanket? Tucker do you want a hotdog and a blanket?

[jkes078]

XD this doesnt seem possible XD

[spyderweb360]

tucker,do you want hotdogs in a blakent?LOL!!

[souldemolisher101]

WHAT IS THAT THING WHAT THING THERES SOMETHING ON YOUR HEAD IS IT A SPIDER GET IT OFF NO ITS NOT A SPIDER ITS LIKE A BLUE THING WHAT LIKE A BLUE SPIDER? GET IT OFF ITS NOT A SPIDER CALM DOWN ITS SOME KIND OF FUZZY BLUE THING THAT DOSENT SOUND MUCH BETTER THEN A SPIDER DOES IT HURT MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY TO TAKE IT OFF GOOD IDEA GO FOR IT ME? BY WE I MEANT YOU ASSHOLE WELL SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GET IT OFF.LOOK IT MIGHT BE DANGEROUS BOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! rofl it was a tag grenade!

[tinny219]

it was a plasma grenade.

[yobanana13]

THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!

ROFL! I love red vs. blue!

[kingfrubby1]

lol!!!!! dude u rock!

[XeroKeeper]

would u put that in a memo and entitle it *shit i already know!?*

[lilgmantexas]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[rogracepricess]

wahaha son of a bitch..

[DaBossk]

lololol whats that thing on ur head? is it a spider?? is i a blue spideR?? lolololol

[DJmagicMIKEY]

theres somthing on your head

what like a spider GET IT OFF

its like a blue thing

like a spider GET IT OFF

hahaha soo soo funny

[laikiunreal]

in 2:06 the guy didn't said son of a bitch in Spanish he said mother of god, hijo de puta is the right translation for son of a bitch

[therunn5]

1........2...........3..o u back stabbing cock bite. firing main cannon. boom. son of a bitch con of a bitch son of a bitch. lol

[tigerstripes97]

any dude who trips is a hero. I'm pretty sure that makes Caboose god.

[slickmuddafucka]

absolutely brilliant

[hrtfan2]

americans r dumb

[XeroKeeper]

and what r u supposed to be hrtfan2? some racist pig who thinks your better than everyone else?

[TrevorAndCaleb]

"i dont understand tucker r u cold? do u need a blanket? do u want a hotdog in a blanket?"\

"what no caboose im not cold, i dont want a hotdog, and if u put mustard in my sheets again im going to fuckin kill u"

[mirakuspike]

"this doesnt seem physicaly possible"

I LOVE THAT PART!!!!

and of course i love all the other parts. XD

[RobotGymnast]

"what country.. we're on an ALIEN PLANET"

"what're you, a communist?"

[alfonso2554]

"SON OF A BITCH!"

"SUNUVA BITCH!"

"MADRE DE DIOS!!"

xD

code word: "Dirtbag"

"a retarted mexican sasquach" XD

i love the radio music of the jeep

XD

[AnimaniacZero]

Oh man, I love Donut.

[ArchlordMobst3r]

lmfao hularious

[lilmandressedinblack]

"this doesn't seem physically possible"

[QueenXXHalo4]

"shotgun!!!!"

[mi3pwns]

im putting together a site with every episode of rvb its not done yet tho =\ the link is in my profile

[xeoriffic]

bowchicabawow

[ichigo207]

niceee

[2DNoodleRusselmurdoc]

huh i mean wen the shi lnds on him

[2DNoodleRusselmurdoc]

shotgun

[insanezy]

ships here shotgun lol that was hilarious but pour donut ha

[thatrealycoolguy]

HELP I'M BEING VIOLATED roflmao

[namisbow]

code word dirtbag.  OWW!

[beozer]

yes i definitely hade my laugh

[david676]

Can you put that in a memo titled, SHIT I ALREADY KNOW! lol awesome

[KindredofLegousa]

this move is hiliarious. "Its coming all the way from Earth. It could take days or months or years-" "...Ships here." "Shotgun!" 0U0

[PokemonFUZZY]

whats the first clip called? i really want to watch the first thing

[btp248]

Memo:'Shit I Already Know!'

[Deamonwolf]

"Stop fighting! Stop fighting! Everyone stop fighting! Everyone! Everyone! Look unto me! I posses the blue flag!"

"It's more beautiful than i ever imagined!"

"I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worsip me as though i were a god!!"

*Wacked*

"I regret nothing! i lived as few men dare to dream...."

XD gotta love Red vs Blue! nice one

[jokr13]

ship's here [grif] shotgun!

[reaper17112]

Lets go get this big thing of your.... bow chica wow wow

[Alenx2007]

That doesn't seem physically possible.

Thats exactly what Jimmy kept saying!

[frankiegene30s2m]

Hahahaha aw shott man love RVB, Caboose is my idol

[wifiguy1010]

lol

[zealot256]

lol babies suck on a pedephile LOL!

[garfert]

lol german son of a bitch

[johanisburg]

lol, whispers "he's Griff"

[jennifergoldenlovesu]

lol... thats real classy tucker

[ksithlord]

*cough* jen cant play halo *cough* lol

[jennifergoldenlovesu]

how dramatic. i suck at this game. but me and some guys played this and theyre like..pros. lol and they wanted to not use guns or cars. but i cheated and ran over them.

[ksithlord]

bloody murder bloody murder lol

[Superhrnet01]

"It's the Beast! The Anti-Flag! Come to live among us and rule us for seven years!" best secondary character ever!

[fate090]

lol.... i think this is the funniest video of seen in awhile

[anime262]

"what country?? We're on a alien planet."

"What are you, a communist???"

[nicehalo]

ive never laught so hard in my life!!!!!! shotgun!

[evok300i]

The end was the best: That could take even years! BOOOM, Ship's here!

[hamman925]

Shotgun!

[Heretic676]

"is it a spider?" hilarious

[deathmetalx]

lmfao fucking funny

[austinmornington]

wouldve been laughing... but my friend had to tell me every single one of these jokes before i saw it...

[Fhalf1]

LOL! now that was so funny as hell!!!