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  • BANG BANG YOU GOT SHOT IN THE BALLS!

  • i got hit in the nuts with a ship wheel so hard that they switched places

  • I was speed riding my bike down a hill... and I fell backwards off the seat and.... the wheel was spinning fast.... And my balls.... Ow.

  • i kicked my best buddy in the balls and then he threw a basketball right in the middle of my boobs and it hurt soo frikkin bad and i was like why did u do that dude and he was like whyd u kick me in the balls and i was like whyd u tell me to shut up?!

  • i was skating and my board broke when i was on the ring and and skited across the ring and to top that this guy could not stop on his bike so he ran over my balls and my face

  • My friend threw a ball in my crotch and it hurt so much and im a girl!

    I also got hit in the boobs by my friends dog that the size of a small horse.

  • i forgot to where a bra to school and in science someone threw a ball and my left boob and it hurt like hell.

  • my cup didnt work at the karate tournament :(... i dont know how i didnt break down in front of the judges.

  • I was about 10 and I was riding my bike down a huge ass road hill. I was going like 80 mph and then I crashed into my parked car and the handle bars went straight into my dick!! It burned like hell when I pissed and I would always have pain for like a month!!! Eventually I went to the doctors and he prescribed me antibiotics for my dick....I didn't even know that shit existed

  • i was playing volleyball and i dove for it and somehow my friend like legit jumped on my chest, landing right on both of my boobs. i could barely even move it hurt so badd

  • i was hit in the balls by a friend tht was on the baseball team..he threw a baseball and lets just say my glove missed and crying happend...im pretty sure if i hve a kid he wud look like the elephant man

  • girls dont have balls between our legs we got balls on our chest and yea they hurt like a bitch if you get hit in them but we got protection our bras(:

  • trust me, being kicked hard in the vag fucking hurts.. especially in just right right spot lol aggggh :/

  • Lol I was running and a got hit in the boobs by a HARD basketball it hurt like fuck. I threw up, and after that I passed out

  • i got kicked in da bawls and he had boots on 

  • A few days ago I ran boob first into a corner and it hurt so much I almost barfed

  • I've Been Punched Dead on Strait In the Tit And It Huuuurt Like A Biiitch And Another Time I Was High As Fuck And Spacing Out And Someone Thought It'd Be A Good Idea To Kick Me trait Up Beteen The Legs With Steel Toed Boots On Ahh I Was On The Ground tearing Up!! WE HAVE NO PROTECTION THERE IT'S BONE AND SKIN AND SOME FLESH

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  • it does hurt when girls get hit in the crotchal area. when I was learning how to ride a bike I crashed full speed into a wall and the bike hit me hard in that area. the pain was so bad I lost my breath and almost cried and I've gotten hurt before w/o crying so that's saying a lot lol.

    like I've gotten my feet repeatedly ran over by wheelchairs and accidentally ran into brick walls and kicked in the face and tackled and hit by a parked car, etc. but the bike slam was the worse

  • Guys always act all like, "girls dont have genital pain" but pur boobs are real sensitive, we have a period, (yes, a our vagina's bleed), sometime when you sit a certain way your farts will slide up the front and explode (it hurts!!!), and we are the ones who have to have a human emerge out of our vagina!

  • it hurts hella bad when im laying down and my 20 pound cat jumps up and stepps on my boob DX

  • Haha true it hurts like a mother i havent had this experinxe yet but child birth i heard it horrile genital pain

  • dude i know people say girls dont know the pain of gettin hit in the crotch but a direct hit to your vajajay hurts like a mother...and guys will never know the pain of having your underwear inside you

  • @PirateDuckyy underwear inside you????? imagine having a flaming cinder block inside of your stomach......that's what it feels like to get kicked in the beanbag.......i got kicked in the dick one time and i puked twice and had a migrain til i slept it off.......i know how sensetive tits are and they aint got shit on a dick kick.....u guys got me on the whole 'babies come out of our pussies' thing though.....

  • @killa420herb fuck that, girls also got losing their virginity... hurts for a fuckin week... I couldn't hardly sit down.. and you've never been punched in the tit while you're pmsing, fuckers are sore enough already and usually if someone punches me in the tit or gives me a titty twister its nothin but I'm almost on my knees and crying when I get punched in the tit that time of the month...

  • One time my enimie (witch was a guy) bitch slaped my boob. It hurt like HELL!!!!

  • yeppers getting hit in the boob hurts like a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Believe it or not, girls getting hit in the groin can hurt like hell too. I was at the gym and I slipped... landing on a metal, squared bar. If I was a guy, I know why I'm now a chick.

  • slap shot to the nuts no cup

  • the worst genital pain ive fkn felt was jumping off a 15 ft. church then landing in a bush and hitting my nuts on a branch, they felt like they were crushed and bleeding but they werent thank god i was high on weed (supressed pain)

  • getting hit in the boob hurts like hell, you shouldnt do it.. as if you hit hard enough you can give a girl cancer.. beware..(:

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  • it was in one of my football games the qb whipd the ball and i juped to catch it and it hit me in the balls IN THE AIR and then i get trucked IN THE AIR

  • getting punched in the boob hurts like hell! i would know; my sister and I fight a lot (i mean like fist fight) and she would do that just because! Now that she has...started to develop....we are on even ground, and she knows my pain ( i made damn sure of that) now both of us try not to hit there because now she knows it hurts BAD, and i got my sweet revenge

  • I was playing kickball and guy walked up (and of corse I had to be the one to roll the ball to him) and he kicked it super hard and hit me right in the boobs. I was laughing so hard and in so much pain that I put a whole in a rubber ball and cried mostly from laughter. It was the weirdest thing ever, me clinging a ball to my chest and laughing my ass off while crying. And all the guys faces were bright red while all the girl where laughing with me.

  • My friend threw a football at my dick at point blank range.

  • tit punched does hurt. but i've got a big boobs..so theres alot there to hit..... lol. i ripped my hymen in a bad bike accident when i was 9....

  • "I'm a really big p*ssy" well fluffee u r what u eat! LOL

  • i got shot in the head with a paintball gun i wasnt wearing a cup and it was shot from about two feet away ever see the tip of ur dick black and blue its not pretty

  • I fell on my face on concrete and didn't put my arms out to break my fall so I broke my nose

  • My guy friend tit punched me and then i kicked him in the balls and we were on the floor in the same posistion with the same OMFG THAT HURT face only i was holding my tit and he was holding his dick...

  • you know what I hate? when a woman says a period is like getting kicked in the balls, recovering, and then getting kicked again. SHUT UP. THERE IS A REASON WE GRAB OUR BALLS, DROP TO THE FLOOR, AND CREATE CUPS. They both hurt, you never felt it, we never felt what a period is like. we get kicked there and we risk not having kids or even death in some cases. you get kicked down there... you have a nasty bruise.

  • Once when i was a small kid I went to the toilet, whipped out my dick and kicked up the seat so hard that it fell back on my dick

  • slipping off a bike and slamming into the metal bars hurts. even for a girl!

  • My little cousin kicked a soccer ball at my balls, point blank. It hurt so damn bad.

  • my friend and i were plat wrestling and she fell on top of me and i fell and she kneed me right where it hurtssss

  • i accidentally ran into a girl while playing football with my friends, then while i tried to help her up she pulled my arms down while she was getting up at the same time and kneed me in my balls as hard as possible. i cried.

  • @MrBananaslap i would have cried too.

  • What are you? a gay man that turned into a lesbien

  • "YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE BOOB" - Scott Pilgrim Vs The World.

  • i had a BB gun in the front of my pants and was holding it while runing then accidently pulled the trigger and shot myself in the nuts point blank

  • Period pains are the worst.

  • my dog bit off my nipple when i was like 6 but im a guy.. so idk if that counts haha

  • i play catcher for my girls softball team and i missed the ball and it hit my vagina. i wear a cup now because no matter what you have if you get hit hard enough it will hurt. btw this was fastpitch not slow. not to mention my friend and i were messing around and he was hiting me in the sholder and he accidentaly hit my C cup breast and that fuckin hurt

  • omg i was in 5th grade and we had to move our desks and the person pushing theres in front of me stopped suddenly and i ran my crotch right into the corner of my desk. and another time i was riding my dads bike and it was the one with the straight bar.. and it was too tall for me when i tried to get on i fell right on the bar and had to basically let myself fall off just to get off of the stupid bike.. ouch

  • yes, yes it does hurt gettin hit in boobs

  • I got punched in the pelvis. By a counter...

  • i hit my head on a metal fence and had to get stiches

  • The worst genital pain I've been in was when I was 12,slid down the rail on the stairs at church,and I hit my dick really hard at the end.It stung really bad and I was bleeding(likely the source of the sting).Even worse my mom was laughing at me.I was like "Mom STFU! I'm in serious pain!" I mean if someone gets injured DOWN THERE,it needs to be looked at,not laughed at.

  • Once I was helping my dad hammer a board when he broke his thumb and it hit me in the boob. It hurts like a motherfucker.

  • i got held against a wall by my "friends" and one kneed me in the nuts as a joke

  • beautiful' wonderful, succulent man-titties lmfao... i got kneed in the cunt once... no fun

  • i was in 3 grade and i was out playing whit my friends an this girl i have never seen before (but my friends knew her) comes to talk to us and then OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE SHE KICKS ME IN THE BALLS.................

    TWICE................. yep.......... now im a little scared of girls...... hmmm i wonder why??

  • My younger sister is super butch... As in, tall, probably shaves her face, butch. At one point I pissed her off and she literally TWISTED MY ENTIRE BOOB. I cried. Hard. >.>

  • in the pool my brother gabbed my legs and yanked me split legged into his foot as hard as he could it happened 3 years ago and i still shudder when i think about it and thats only one thing that happened.

  • But bear in mind.....I'm a big pussy!

  • my worst pain was when i was 5 and i chop my middle finger off. It really hurt. TRUE story!

  • my worst pain was when i was 11 i slipped whilst on a metal pole and it hit me my legs and then i was like oh fuck and i went to the toilets to you know ... check on it and i was bleeding :( im now 14 and i still cringe at the memory haha

  • ouch

  • im a girl and i even crouched over in pain... :\

  • my worst pain was when my cousin asked for a hug and he kneed me in the balls

  • the video froze on me for 10 sec(aprox) when the begining music playd RITE before fluffee said HEY WHATS UP....so it looked like fluffees cartoon was disapointed at me or something....

  • the worst pain i ever felt was when for some unknown reason my sister threw a rock at my balls

  • if someone punched me in the boobs, i'll start crying with pain D:

  • thumbs up for tiny balls and beautiful, wonderful, succulent man titties

  • A gurl during gym class elbowed me really hard on my left boob -.- i was crying for the longest time.

  • @AmaZZinqq can i kiss it better

  • @AmaZZinqq damn

  • @AmaZZinqq OUCH

  • no no no fluffee, if he were shot in the leg around the area of his balls there is a high chance that the bullet would have torn though his femoral artery...that would not be good

  • what iif seeing her son made the mom turn all shehulk and her son would run up while he paralyzed take his gun shoot him in the balls and watch his mom beat the shit outta him and eventually eat him

  • yes, it kills. me and my bff have this retarded game where we try to punch each other in the boobs and bite the others shoulder or arm as much as we can.

  • i got sack attacked by someone then i punched them in the face...and then i got hit in the nuts by a dodgeball...and a golf ball

  • I was playing football with my linebacker/exquaterback friend and the football hit my right tit.........it hurt like a motherfucker. I swore I would have milk deficiency in that one.

  • omg, man titties. nice FLuffee. Real nice.

  • me an my mate where playing football (soccer for americans) and my friend kicked the ball really hard from 50 yard, STRAIGH into my bollocks, i went down on the floor and wheezed, he laughed at me and my tears ='[

  • @yublubdoo not football. its spelled Futball.

  • @ASTER11345 what place do you come from that football is called futball

  • @triforce10155 have you seen Soccer lately? dude on a ton of the channels i get that show soccer most of them mexican its futball. soccer came from mexico making it called whatever they call it which is futball.

  • @ASTER11345 dont know what they teach you in history class but football was created by the British

  • @ASTER11345 um... r are'nt serious are you?

  • @yublubdoo OOOOww, ballshot. Damn, that shoulda f-ing hurt like hell, man.

  • @TheLEGOVlogger yep, it hurt to sleep.

  • Me and a couple of friends were hanging out and we were sitting up on a ledge, about 10 feet high. Well, when one of my friends jumped down, I followed. And as I launched myself down, he launched his foot up and kicked me right in the balls.

  • yeah it hurts to get punched in the boobs, my retard (not litteraly) brother has punched my boobs. I was pissed.

  • Beautifull-Wonderfull-Succulen­t ma titties..OMG!!!LMFAO:))))...Ep­ic funny shit!

  • Man tiites? LMAO it does hurt getting punched in the boob thumbs up if you love fluffee

  • MOOBS <3

  • yah yah it really does hurt to get punched in the girls privet parts too

  • i never felt getting so much pain in my testicles, b/c i protect my future children and my parts...so gf pain

  • well i was in my kitchen when i got hit in the vagina like right in between mt legs that really hurts

  • My friend punched my in my boob, RIGHT on the nipple.

    Hurt like a mother.

    urghh...

  • ya I'm dead now but I got shot in the the nuts to death. ya. not! lol jk no but really Someone kicked me really hard

  • I was like 9 and I had chairs around on there back so the legs would be facing outward and I made a fort so I was getting one of my swords and I was doing some Ninja moves so when I spun back I hit my ballz on the legs.......0.o

  • Being punched in the boob DOES hurt. You know what's worse though? Your cats claw getting stuck in your nipple and pretty much piercing it. :(

    (I was fully clothed, pervs. He was sitting on my stomach and kneading.)

  • I was about to watch a movie so when I was going to my chair (it was at my house and it was a wooden chair) I jumped up, landed on my testicles AND got a splinter because one accidentaly found a way out of my shorts.

  • I was sleding in my backyard when i was like 8 and i went into this pile of snow except it wasnt a pile of snow it was snow covering a bunch of rusty metal chairs i slammed my balls intonone of the chairs legs

  • well i was walking in the woods with friends and then later that night i found a tic like directly on my balls! so i had to pull it off.... oh wait im not done, then the head got stuck in it, and scince im really allergic to tics, i had to TRY and remove that, so that didnt work and i had to get it surgically removed..... ya

  • South Park did it.

  • I fell about 5 feet into a metal bar

  • my brother kicked me in the balls with rollerskates

  • my friend mark always punches me in the boob

    but the most painful time was when my sister punched me in the boob when i was on my period! that makes it hurt more...wait this is getting awkward. im gonna stop typing now

  • Lol nut-job. Mine what when my baby brother bit me in that area. Bloody boxers!

  • judo... a throw called Tomoe Nage... the person throwing puts there foot on the crease where the leg and hip meet... and they fall backwards making the person getting thrown go forward and do a roll... the only problem id that occasionally... people miss, put there foot on the crotch and essentially lift you by ur balls...

    THIS HURTS A LOT... to the point where you feel like throwing up...

  • i was uppercutted in the nutz while jumping off a ledge in 8th grade.. i blacked out for 30 minutes

  • Trust me, all of you girls out there, getting hit in the balls is much worse than getting hit in the boob!

  • the ending made me crack up XD man tities XD

  • One time my mom acedentally punched me in the balls

  • in the 8th grade my gym class was doing Project Adventure team building exercises and we had to get the entire 10 person team across 10 feet of mat with a rope hanging down from the rafters in the center and one tied to that one so we can pull it back.i fell of the rope when i was swinging onto the stiff pole like rope on my balls,

  • It does hurt to get hit in th boob :) ohhh, also sometimes when girls are like sitting down and get kicked in the crotch it hurts cause sometimes it like pinches

  • my most pain full memory was when i fell from 1 meter hıgh trash can whit my face when i was 7

  • i was shot in the nuts paintballin in london

    i late found out that my left nut was bleeding

  • i dident wear my cup to football... i was on the returning team and the kkickoff went right to my balls and they turned black and swollon

  • when i used to play fast pitch softball i was hit in the boobs plenty of times. it does hurt us just as bad. one time i actually couldnt come back in the game and ended up going to the doctor the next morning because it was still hurting. believe it or not i somehow damaged cartaledge.

  • if you kick a girl hard enough in her crotch it reeeaaallly hurts and if you get punched in the boob it kills. seriously, i think it might hurt even more than getting hit in the balls. :S

  • it does hurt a girl if you kick her in the pussy just so you know. if you hit hard enough and at the right spot you can bring a girl to her knees.

  • this girl said if you punch my tits ill punch you in the balls i touch her tits and as hard as she can she punches me in the balls

  • @mcmastermike69 YOU DESERVE YA FUCKER

  • When my big brother would hit me in the stomach

  • One time me and my friend were wrestling and I kicked him the balls he spazzed out and punched me in the boob. xD

  • fell on the tub, and my bone smashed into the tub... it hurts girls there too

  • if u punch myboob its not even funny u would get like 11 bitch slaps in ur face and i wouldn't giv a shit

  • Oh yeah does it hurt to get hit in the boobies. My gal pals have gotten smashed a few times and it hurt so bad you almost fall over in pain.

  • Menstrual cramps lol!

  • In 8th grade I tried jumping a handrail at my school, failed. Landed on my balls HARD, then fellbto the side. Hit my balls on the lower handrail, then hit my head on the ground. Woke up ten seconds later yelling. Lol it furkin hurt.

  • love ur gay voice.

  • line drive to the nuts in baseball when i was 7 going oh about 70 mph off the bat........

  • a basketball hit my balls and I fell pain lasted for 5 hours

  • Steel pipe + 35(or so) whacks to the balls = EXTREME PAIN

  • dodgeball to the nuts....hard.....

  • I accidentaly kicked my ex in the nuts.... Sum odd 20 times in one month of us dating... I felt horrrrrriiiibbbllleee

  • Me and my boyfriend were wrestling on my bed, I swear that's all:), and we fell off and his knee landed on my vagina. Dead on. 115 lbs of 16 year old funness slaming in to my vagina. I almost cried... Almost.

  • Had a huge cut on my boobs and had to have stiches through the top through the nipple anf everything... it stil hurts..

  • This just happened. I was playing with my yoyo and I accidentally threw it too hard and it flew out of my hand the string snapped and then hits the wall and then came flying and to cut a long story shot I almost got my dick cut off.

  • when i was 4 I was getting out of the bathtub and fell on the faucet and had to get stitches on my vag (owchhhhh)

  • omg i was out w my friends and my friends though tht it would be funny to punch me in my boob and tht hurt like a mother f**ker my bood was in so much pain

  • Me and my brother were playing tug of war with the exercise restraint rubber rope and my bro was being a dick and let go, It slingshoted back at my balls and they were num and purple for weeks.

  • Long story short, I was on a field trip in 6th grade, and I accidentally punched a girl in the boob, then her fat friend ran over and kicked me in the nuts then sat on them. Thank god I didn't have a boner or she would of broken my genitalia. worst fieldtrip ever.

  • i was playing baseball & the runner head butted me in the ballz =O but its cool cuz i threw the ball in his nuts & kicked him repeatedly......then i was thrown out......that wasnt smart.....

  • once it was halloween and me and a friend of mine were playing to kick each other's feet and try to kick each other down, so he got me and i fell. i was in the ground and he was still kicking my feet with all his rage (maybe he kindda resented me) and all he had, but he missed and kicked me in the nuts. i cried,

    i'll admit it

  • I got tackled while playing endball(Cuz football's not allowed at my school...)...

  • I went to ask this cheerleader out after me and my team won the last football game of the year (luckily I had my cup on) and she decided to try to kick me in my nutz and well i felt some pain but not enough to make me fall and she said "ok!" and walked away. everyone behind me was like "wtf?"

  • this girl like me and i liked her butwe in pe in one of those akward scenarios, but then she pegged me in the nuts with a dodgeball because it was some game where you walkaround hitting people

    the wort part was that she had no pity for me

    she said "take it like a man" and ran to gossip with her friends.

    but my friends stuck around and helped me get an ice pack

  • This girl I liked kicked me in the balls then asked me out

  • i was playing dodgeball and some asshole aime for my nuts and threw it at me omg i fell to the floor!

  • i was kicked in the nuts by some random girl?!?! im being serious, some random girl i dont even know came up to me and kicked me in the nuts and than walked off.. i was like wtf?!?!

  • i was flicked in the nutts and i was ouch! the def hurts more than getting kicked in the nutts, cuz i wasnt think so my friend ran up and fully feild goal kick my balls

    i was on the ground for 30 min

  • i once slipped at a bowling place, and well let's just say having a bowling ball fly out of ur hands and rape u is nt fun

  • I'd shoot someone in the head instead of genitals

  • i was trying to eat a watermelon, but like, suddenly, the watermelon decided to kick ma ballz.

  • I was in 6th grade and I was having some fun after Gym class with my buddies and I tried to throw a volleyball through my legs to one of them. Except the volleyball went right into my nuts.

    Dear god that hurt.

  • i got my boobies cought in a door. i hate having hooters

  • i waz playing football with my brother and his friends (all younger than me) and his friend through the football at me and it smacked me right in the breasts. it hurt, a lot...

  • i Got mah balls kicked by a 45 years old women , i wuz bleeding x.x

  • i was on the monkey bars back in the fifth grade and i was landing on the steps on the other side, slipped, and my um, woman part, hit the metal bar kinda step, and dude it bled. i couldnt walk for like two days.

  • MAN THAT HAD TA HURT!!!!! but i know how ya feel cause my brother was opening a door real fast and the door nob hit me the vagina it FUCKIN HURT!!!!

  • fuckkkk it did!

  • I got kicked in the balls by a really fat chick wearing pointed high heel shoes, I said horrible things while I was on the ground and by the time I got up she was gone. She is lucky tho cause I've never seen her since.