Sean Connery - Suntory Whiskey Ad

[Fergrad]

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[ZaeViola]

Why do the japanese need white people to promote their products?

[paulj1993to2000]

@ZaeViola because hes Scottish and all the decent whiskey is made in scotland, so theyre using him to give their product an edge :)

and the fuckers dodging tax on these as well ><

[ZaeViola]

@paulj1993to2000 So that explains why the Japanese hate putting chinese or korean actors in those commercials that promote products of chinese or korean origin?

[dual506]

My uncle used to put milk in it.

[maplefreak64]

These commercials are broadcast around 1997.

[StephinRazin]

Probably gonna have to hit a woman after that drink. She just has to have the last word...

[msian1984]

why cant he juz chug it?

[A1260T]

genius



[WhatWouldOJDo]

why not get the dog drunk

[purvicide]

Why would one pay for the face and not the voice? Silly, really.

[WheresThisPizzaGoing]

"for real good times, go fuck yourself, i'm sean connery"

[gompth1966]

"Thatsh not Shcotch....thatsh whishkey. Get me shum real Shcotch."

[Korizmatic]

For relaxing times, make it suntory time

[Bizarrix]

I saw this whisky in Argentina at a Chinese supermarket that sell Chinese,Korean and Japanese products,they had Wonda coffee too :-)

ANTES DE TOMAR ESO PREFIERO FRESHY :-)

[Pilgoor]

no way would a scotsman ever drink whisky with ice

[MagnusHansenMusic]

CUTTA! CUTTA! CUTT!

[RealWorldDesign]

Ahh Latta Pack .. ?

[RealWorldDesign]

@RealWorldDesign A ringading ding

[EMoork]

Nothing like a Scotsman prompoting Japanese whiskey!

And by the way, I would have given my left nut to hear Sean say this line:

"Suntoryyy Whiskeeeeeeeey.........drink it or your morher is a whore."

[TheBVDB]

@EMoork

lmfao

[NOVATICANWARS]

I,ve never understood how some "luvvies2 idolize this wife beatin coward. a b movie actor at best( pierce Brosan was 100 times better as bond) th all this Sir sean guff gets on my Wick. Of course the separtists love this aul clown. " i am a Scot " he parro,ts at the drop of a cheque!! SIr Sean my fkn Arse!

[DoctorWitten]

judging by connery's look, for relaxing times....you shouldn't make it suntory time.

[charliebell01]

i only carry the bottle like that around the house when im pretty much fucked up

[bigcrapper96]

They cut out the part where he turns to the Doberman and says "You're the man now, dawg."

[Dabs84]

KATO, KATO, KATO, KATO!

[1954telecaster]

lmfao is this for real??

[xgmb45]

0:43 look on his face like "thats the worst whiskey i've ever tasted"

[asubjectiveopinion]

A man who lives in Barbados advertising Japanese whiskey.

What a proud and committed Scots nationalist!

[therealplease]

but will it blend?

[FrostmoorX]

@therealplease

YEH, IT'S A BLEND.

But back to topic, japanese whisky isn't the worst thing to drink. I like the Yamazaki 12year old single malt. Just whisky doesn't taste with ice...

[MetallicOpeth]

Connery is the epitome of class.

[TheEdelweissPirate]

The dog was better......

[shikakuarmy]

More... intensity.



[aramis111pacitto]

It'll be a sad day when Sean passes away.

[sortedevaras]

Woulda been cooler if he rode in on his horse from Hilander . .

[videogamenostalgia]

aaaah... Goes down shmooth! Now to go upshtairs and shmack ma wife...

[Tom2610]

For relaxshing timesh

[crimson6858]

Damn! This makes me want to get drunk, right now!

[hesse77]

classic. for relaxing times, sean makes it... suntory times.

[protyn]

He doesn't say a damned thing.

[EruIluvatar]

More intensity

[Masterorp]

lol i love how he holds the bottle as a weapon

[cliftonite187]

I was hoping he was gona beat the dog.

[Jrowls]

Bill Murray did the exact same thing in Lost in Translation

[JWRandall423]

He looks like he already a little sauced. haha.

[Pacisdiligo]

That second drink seemed to hit Sean a bit wrong!

[fkylw]

For smooth and relaxing times… make it suntory time

[munkeefonk]

"Mmmm Shuntory. Makesh you want to schlap a woman... hmmm?"

[cjason123]

looked like he was getting ready to beat up his wife in the beginning, lol

[gjc82071]

I always find it, well, not "fascinating", but I guess, interesting, how many actors won't do commercials in the USA, but flock to Japan to do them. Often there is a contract clause that they are never to be viewed in the USA. I don't know why? It's not like we will like these actors any less for doing a commercial. I guess it's an integrity/image thing? Anyway, they are often paid millions in Japan. A nice way to augment their meager Hollywood salaries/make some fast cha$ching I guess?

[TheCottonTop]

Judging by his voice, that bottle never leaves his side.

[alfamonk]

must have had a few takes to get that right - looks smashed at 0.43!

[SrNutritivo]

for relaxing times!

[BrettDesu]

For relaxing times.. make it Suntory times.

[IamHaddy]

that's icetea

[Omagis121]

Is that a Jameson cup hes drinking out of? I think it is!

[grimmar80]

"More intensity!" ;-)

[WarriorBoy]

People might be poking fun at it, but this is probably the least obnoxious Japanese ad I've ever seen.

[AlanCallify]

Thank God they didnt go with seans original idea - Finishes the bottle in one go, screams ' ya midget sssshhhlanty eyed fuckersssshhhh, ' then proceeds to ram the glass bottle up the poor canines rectum until the rim of the bottle is sticking out the crying animals mouth, pulls out his cock and urinates into the bottle, pulls his trousers back up gets his cattleprod and dissapears into the night in search of some homeless people 'to educate'.

[clydebarrow34]

He did play a Jap in You Only Live Twice...

[minerasasd]

@TheMcKillican

why would u want to sell it

[MajBlood]

Japanese can drink whiskey? I always thought Japanese people were pussies when it came to drinking and could only handle sake or green tea while getting their asses beat down by the likes of Sean Connery in You Only Live Twice.

[errorate]

Cuto!, Cuto!

[spiderjerusalem100]

This is the manliest thing i have ever seen.

[MajBlood]

That is a tall fucking glass of whiskey.

[fenriz218]

Just what the doctor ordered: sitting home alone, swigging whiskey from a fat crystal glass ... I do it every night ... :D

Besides, I'd swear every oath that Sir Sean had them fill the bottle with Chivas Regal, all the while muttering "not drinking this nip-piss".

[davesmith20092009]

HE looks very pleased with himself - he probably just beat his wife up

[ThePicklepirate]

@davesmith20092009 LMAO!

[innit27]

followed by a handful of rice then u will continue work on the railway

[jcatony]

Look at the expression on his face. It looks like he is being forced to drink his own piss.

[pqwilrj]

@jcatony That's probably why they don't produce Crest Whiskey anymore. I think Suntory has gotten much better at making whiskey since then. Try the Yamazaki 12 year single malt if you can find some.

[jcatony]

@pqwilrj Will do, thanks. I'll probably have to get it in duty free. There isnt much variety here. In Ireland, of all places!

[pqwilrj]

@jcatony Yeah, I hear Diageo is like the mafia.

[jcatony]

@pqwilrj Just as an example, 1litre of Jameson Whiskey costs €35 here whereas you can buy it for as little as €12 on the continent.

[CryingFreeman123]

@jcatony : yeah, and on the rocks, too! :-)

[Oscararon]

@jcatony Ew, that sounds disgusting...

Better drink my own piss!

[luc137]

@jcatony Lol

[bowarrful]

the music is so emotiona.

[kawaiipineapple]

For relaxing time, make it Suntory time.

[antihero276]

He and Billy Dee Williams need to do some beer commercials together lol

[antihero276]

"Thishhh ish why i shmack my wife" :D

[henshinman]

that is the classiest whiskey Ad i have ever seen

[EverLastingGobstoppa]

LOL he looks wankered!

[Bronzewhaler82]

@EverLastingGobstoppa It probably took 20 takes to get it just right!

[videogamenostalgia]

imagine if at 0.45, his wife walked in, and the commercial ends with a whole minute of him beating her...

[jcatony]

@videogamenostalgia And to the tune of Smack My Bitch Up

[jigsaw9919]

"the name's Coholic......Al Coholic"

[powerpuffpurple]

lol it doesn't even look like he's trying here, he's just making faces XD

[henshinman]

@powerpuffpurple yea but it is classy

[jcatony]

Ah, shuntory whishky, a shight for shore eyesh!

[joetheanglo]

Classy

[Porkywuzhere]

Sean Connery's face of approval

[Tareltonlives]

I would pay anything for Sean Connery to say "For relaxing times, make it Suntory time"

[Axl2020]

Is he drinking from the bottle at the end!?

[boysangur]

That's a pimp right there

[Quex01]

alcoholism rules!

[JordanBandS]

yeah, he's alright, but he's no Bob Harris.

"For relaxing times, make it Suntory time."

[blahk04]

@JordanBandS Bobusan is the best!!

[sethmusic]

i officially want to get SHITFACED on Suntory whiskey.

[ingareinar007]

Ahh.. so relaxing... Connery....lovely music...I would love to share some wiskhey and have a looong nice calm talk...

[ubernoob2]

You can see Sean Connery thinking "You call this pish Whiskey?" as he's drinking it!

[rogueamp]

*drinks the whiskey

*looks at the dog

*has sex with the dog

[reflectivegoat]

I kept waiting for Trebek to join him, like their own ending to a Boston Legal episode.

[benjajallen]

laughing my head off at 'bawbag'

he really looks like he hates that drink, awesome

[k1ngross]

That Japanese writing at the end, it says "Sean Connery is a bawbag"

[UnchangeableBird]

Dude wouldn't spit out whiskey if he found it soaked into a sweat sock. What's with the Japanese for a) lousy piano drama, b) pouring things a certain way, and c) making my balls itch.

[zenmoon3]

For relaxing times ......

[biporio]

...make itch shuntori tchimes.

[bigpoopie69]

You wan' mirrion dorrah????/

[roystonlodge]

The way he cocks his eyebrow screams, "this is the worst whiskey I have ever tasted." lol

[reflectivegoat]

What you didn't know is, this sip of whiskey is what caused him to beat his wife immediately after.

[DrebinNr893]

@roystonlodge more like: thish ish the worsht whishkey ive ever tashted. haha i love his voice

[RomanSedlak]

knock knock ...who´s there? the guy that slept with your mother last night :D::D:D

[557bs]

I'll take Jap-Anus Relations for 400!!

[RunFasterPussycat]

i would have given my left nut to hear sean say this line.

"Shhhuntorry Whishhhhkeey, Drink it or your mothers a whore....."

[Sdea1903]

@RunFasterPussycat man that was funny

[petrolhead1845598]

@RunFasterPussycat lmao!

[cbalsz]

Bond said mildly, "You shouldn't have poured all that sake on top of Suntory. I can't believe Japanese whiskey makes a good foundation for anything."--You Only Live Twice

[amrgesq]

Nothing like a Scotsman promoting Japanese whiskey.

[m14g]

@amrgesq I miss the james bond song and shaking not stired

[cheatdath]

c l a s s y

[Hiimitsu]

I really love the music here, and the way he drinks it is full of charisma. Sean is clearly the better one, though Bill Murray is pretty close.

[rastabus]

Lost in translation???????????????????­?????

[Sertrinous]

Yeah, Bill Murray was making fun of this.

[mhaneline]

bill murray vs sean connery - GO!

[sappeninm8]

yessss

[spawnofwheezedog]

Why would anyone drink whiskey for pleasure?

[IsoscelesKramer]

Buck Futter!

[OuepC00L]

really sexy man...

[yukorn]

All I could think of was the scene from the movie "Lost in translation"... :-p

[thouston314159]

I also hear this cheesy music when I'm getting my drink on. LOL

[LTDANMAN44]

Im gonna show this at my next AA meeting

[teleostomi]

what's AA meeting?

[LTDANMAN44]

Alcoholics Anonymous

[macsm]

James bond drinking whisky. That were some funny faces Sean Connery was making .... jeje

[egskilekki]

"itsh jusht peachy, Peachy"

[BourneAccident]

LOL!!!! Good one...

[Marspyramids]

Sometimes a glass of Skotch is all you need before you slap a bitch.

[cheatdath]

l a s t d r i n k

[Marcolino7000]

Lost in translation

[Momoko42o]

aww <3 he already looks half lit ^_^

[jarviscockerspaniel]

I'm havin' a Santory now. No ice, a bit chilled. Very smooth, sweet. A bit like bourbon. Better than many Scottish brands.

[Kazusi10]

本当に味があっていいＣＭだな。。。

キャッチコピーも最高

[DanTeKJ]

"Make it Suntory time" :D

[tadellin]

Idiots. Some people just like ice in their whiskey because we don't live in poor ass countries where people can't afford ice makers. Numbs your taste buds, my ass. Do you stick your tongue on the ice cube when you drink it? No. Do you have taste buds in your lips? No. Stop trying to be pretentious.

[mat76zet]

wow..incredibly mature response...but from an American so I'm not surprised. U can keep your ice makers...the rest of the world have healthcare instead :)

[gauchebag]

look at this nigga pretending to be ernest hemingway

[dalekStewie]

it is good Whiskey

[mat76zet]

the credibility if this add is questionable.

why?

Sean Connery is a proud scott born in Edinbough.

You really think he would drink a whiskey with ice?

Ice is only used in useless whiskey, since the ice numbs your taste buds. So this must be a really bad tasting whiskey :-)

[foxtrot870]

It is actually a common practice in Japan with their whisky... It really opens it up. Pretty petty saying it is bad tasting without indicating you've tried it. As a SCOTCH drinker I find it extremely impressive.

[mat76zet]

Havent had the pleasure of tasting japaneese whiskey yet. Only heard good things about it though.

I still wouldn't put ice in my glas. Gets to cold and dilutes the whiskey to much..atleast for my taste. Just a little room tempered water.

[CryingFreeman123]

@mat76zet : some whiskies taste best (or least bad) when buried under lots of ice cubes.

I mean just look into Sean's face when he sips that stuff. He really looks as if someone had put a gun to his head and forced him to drink his dog's piss, so I understand why he would prefer it on the rocks.

[Creepshow314]

He smacks his wife for backtalkin' and he puts ice in his whiskey... Make up yer mind Sean!

[Arangutang]

For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.

[tonial111]

according to his face, that's the first time he drinks ice tea

[Diemedes]

"Deep throat a shotgun"?

[noldorian86]

this is sad indeed :P

[dhouse87]

is it just me, or is this a depressing commercial? Makes me wanna deep throat a shotgun...

[SpyderR0de0]

Hahaha i have never heard "deep throat a shotgun" before

[nortnort]

Kurt blownbrain

[willthethrill852]

hahahahahahahahahahahaaha

[wagnar]

This rol won Sean Connery an oscar.

[thehubbs]

For relaxing times..... Make it suntory time!

[wirelessoptical]

It's just Sean having a little breakfast....then drunkenly dancing around his house with people only he can see.

Meanwhile his poor dog wonders "will he remember to feed me tonight?"

[madhi19]

I really believe for a second that Sir Connery was going to give the dog his share of the booze! lolll

[leestephenj]

Ice is a major NO NO with whisky.

[xanhcx]

Depends on your preference.

[crazyjim1986]

I personally hate ice in my whisky, but it's just a preference thing, a few ice cubes in your whisky is perfectly acceptable.

[noldorian86]

depends really, if u just put one cube in there its not that bad

as long as you dont keep it for like 20 mins :P

[RuudJH]

In Scotland there's never wheather for icecubes.

That's why they say that.

They do put water in it sometimes, which is obviously the same thing.

[CryingFreeman123]

@RuudJH : Ice freezes up a whisky's flavours and aroma, dilutes the whisky quite uncontrollably and numbs your taste buds. A few drops of still water at room temperature, however, might open up a good whisky and help the flavours unfold, and for any whisky at cask strenght, adding a sip or two of still water is a must before you can enjoy it.

[9ate7]

MORE INTENSITY!!! ;-)