Chinese Guy has VERY SMALL PEN15

[littlepink17]

AHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY

[vickiechau]

最緊要以家唔係=p



[iNF4mOuSxMiKE]

lmao where you get all this small dick picture

[uMaDbR00hUh]

high five Cantonese :)

[nabber2002]

i know its alredy past but happy birthday

[longevity10001]

your mom is AWESOME!!!!

[704540638]

操你妈

[JoshIsDaWina]

i have the same birthday as peter chao AND im part chinese w00h00! 

[704540638]

@JoshIsDaWina 你算什么

[MegaLusterDragon]

I understand Cantonese and it was soooo funny.

[adb0acb]

@MegaLusterDragon me too LOL

[LushCosmeticsGirl]

Are You Twins??

[704540638]

@LushCosmeticsGirl No。他把俩个视频合起来

[LushCosmeticsGirl]

@704540638 Okay I Thought they wore real twins

[TheNigahigafan66]

theres two of them

[aqwgragevr]

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool and funnnnnnnnnnnnny



[davethebest4ever1992]

i love his mum

[Kuginefully]

lol man your mom is funny. every asain mom is funny actually

[2012rawtruth]

Vely funny, but your dick is leally small, lound and lotten….Just like one little flied lice….

[systematicfunk]

@2012rawtruth they dont use l's they make those r's instead

[Waddin997]

UMADBRO?

[Djhony99]

I think you cool because i like your videos and i don't act like i wanna beat the crap out of you you funny man happy birthday anyways

[cindyrules33]

lol on 1:35, 1:40, 1:45, 1:49

[alfredneedledick]

he mad funny

[RhyzBaMpTon]

U SELL DVD ? 

[Furyx10]

i loled in the last part

[h20waterdragon]

Oh Holy

[micahzhang499]

Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to mother f***er

[AmnesiaGm1]

In the meanwhile China is slowly becoming the 1st economical and military power of the world...

[aaroncoolboy100]

ur dick is f***** tiny haha

[TheGalaxyStars]

name of the song at the end?

[Vendresse]

@TheGalaxyStars The Arka Teks - Night Life, it's written in the top right corner when the song is playing :)

[TheGalaxyStars]

@Vendresse Thanks Vendresse btw I remember your music when you use to send me on mediafire o:

[Vendresse]

@TheGalaxyStars Hehe I know ;)

[EyeLikeElectro]

@Vendresse hey vendresse :D hope u upload more music soon.

[sirDavem]

Thumbs Up if you think mama chao's part is funny! :D

[sirDavem]

Mhm...m. Lololol funny about the tiny penis ahaha

[gtarules1]

1:50 :D to :O to :|

[SUCKITBITZ]

Happy bday peter chao

[ildr2003]

"Coz your dick is so small!! Its Funny" Nyahahahah

[funny101000]

Peter Chao can sing haha!

[funny101000]

luv Mama Chao!

[iUncleBladeYJ]

OMG WHATS THE OUTRO SONG PLSSS REPLY!!!

[SuperMckd]

ohh ohhhh my DICK

[BombEatingPacMan]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HIS BIRTHDAY IS THE SAME AS MINE>>>>AAWWW HELL YEAH

[ghorardim0]

hahaha mama chao 

[christina8000]

Happy birthday Peter!

[NINJA2000ization]

OMG PETER HAS HIS BIRTHDAY 6 DAYS BEFORE MINES. ALSO ITS THE 18 SO HAPPY BRITHDAY!!!! THUMBS UP SO PETER CAN SEE!!

[jeremy4ags]

LIKE for Cantonese Canadian Peter and Mama Chao!

[540veera]

happy birth day mothe fuker

[540veera]

0:8-0:15haaaaaaaaaaaaa ha

[A2media4]

your a cunt



[munfmunf4boisdinner]

three words. . .best mom ever

[AdrianLovesPuppies]

when is your birth day

[eazye1948]

is he Chinese or Japanese?

[iUploadTunez]

@eazye1948 Chinese

[christina8000]

@eazye1948 He's Chinese.

[Kiarra28]

LOL

[sesshomaru120000]

The funniest thing about this vid is that I understood what they said without the subtitles

[kinlung100]

hey peter chao your mama chao even cooler than you

[rohanslick]

Dude, your mom is Hawt!

[chairmanchink]

@rohanslick dats y she is tha prostitute

[hawnkblade]

@rohanslick HIS MOM IS A HAWK?

[FulllyErected]

its not the size of the boat in the ocean, its motion of the boats in the ocean ;)

[HybridD91]

Is this a new math subject?

[TheGrungeGamer2]

When I came on here, I thought the words "small penis" meant "Justin Bieber".

[allenpunk]

wow peter's voice is very good when he sang happy birthday i want him to sing for me in my birthday :) but i dont want to get called mothafucka :D

[ShadX0w]

0:14 see through hand

[Dragony98]

I miss the old peter chao video, it's just not the same anymore :(

[missazngg]

"cus yur dick is so small it's funny." LMFAOOO i love his momm (:

[naruto4677]

i can see his eyes faintly WTF

[TheAshwinvirus]

i hate u treat ur mom that way! makes me sad! still i preetrry much berieve u ruv her deep down just that u angry she was a prostitue. :(

[stalkinurmom10]

so he doesnt care about da muddabitches?

[MrApplejuice2]

SHOUT UP REALY

[MrApplejuice2]

OMG

[macydanielle72]

haha i love this guy!

[125Sharpy]

@1:22 i can understand the Chinese cause I am Chinese!

[TheMochaMonster]

Hehe @0:16 they are holding hands and also fail lol :3

[netjak1]

peter chao is #1 youtube celebrity.

Did i kiss your ass enough? Give me a fucking t-shirt, bro. I live in van, cheap postage! Lmao

[izak21721]

It Asian dick crack

[foodmaster2011]

pause at 0:16 and look at peter chao hand.

[demidevotee]

youre so cute when you speak cantonese... you sound so much younger. and i love that i understand what youre saying!!

[youcancallmetai]

You have the same birthday as me!!!!!! U actually made my day :)

[JennySchmidt1992]

lol at the ending only a stupid person would do the splits. A stupid person thats a guy.lol

[TheUnnormalist]

it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic in it.

[daiser720]

HAHAHAHAHAA f-ing beech

[Paramore6181]

I Wonder Where He Lives Lol I Kno Its Perosnal, He's Probably Sayin " Yes It Is You Little Bit** or Little Mudafuc** Lol

[logicilla]

Are you Linkashi

[SweetHubby82]

he called his mom "fukin bitxh" , =(

[TheAmb1networks]

@SweetHubby82 Thats the way Chinese talk. Some words considered highly offensive in English are not offensive among Chinese at all lol (I know this coz I've Chinese friends)

[ShadowSkiddalz]

happy birthday day dear mudda fucka :D

[T0nY98]

how is called the song when the first video stop?

[kyczookeeper]

Your bday is 5 days before mine! :D

[TheLeam123]

Hey your birthday is right before mine(which is 19th of January)

[kelvedran3]

Me speak cantonese whhooooohooo!

[JaccAnlienzhe]

Anyone notice 0:16? The hands..lol..

[taffykidd97]

when did u start banging Men On ur birthday..and yes u have a small dick and u cant get action even wid ur own mom

[lesleychow69]

Wat chinese dialect was dat?

[BadStuffRS]

@lesleychow69 cantonese

[NobleLeader77]

dont hate peter chao assholes

[ezio3777]

look at the blue ray disc behind him

[fthis1234567]

"u fucken bitch..." LMAO.

[emndem1598753]

karaoke night

[mapleleaf80649]

I LUV PETER CHAO!

[taylor456100]

it is so funny

[dendelionnum1]

0:15 they are ghost. their hand can go through each other.

[Emokitty815]

Hahahaha



[KentTranBrioso]

Why are the subs all wrong..? :\

[Skyler6627]

omg jan 20 is his b-day? mines is jan 18 so close XD

[UekiiLickyy]

@Skyler6627 His b-day is jan 18 ==' Didnt eu hear him say its actually my birthday 2 days ago

[Skyler6627]

@UekiiLickyy nope :P

[UekiiLickyy]

@Skyler6627 Ahaha =P

[melchan98]

@Skyler6627 he say it was 2 days ago so your b-day is smae as his :D mine is same as steve jobs :)

[TheWodeo125]

peter chao has a 2 incher. oh! wait i mean a 2cm

[ABCba5tard]

@TheWodeo125 oh wait u mean a 2mm :3

[nastymanification]

i love that i can understand his conversation wif his mom

[karpathian99]

peter chao you have a small dick and you suck

[latoek]

2:10 coke nail

[DestroyaDoll]

Peter Chao's mum is a MILF. ;)

[xAlexEternity]

i wonder if he stole all those blue-ray dvds in his background at 0:55

[DayAllMusic]

You can see his eyes

[lougheed13]

like if u paused on peter chows picture and squinted lol

[SPURMsh00t3r006]

asian penises

[AugeusLegit]

1:02 huejass3 = Huge Ass 3 XD

[today918]

i hate you

[JBaddict20]

@today918 u mad bro?

[ClayAdventures]

0:16 their hands overlap. lol just wanted to point out. 

[vladtheamsomenis12]

yo MADMEN i relatited to 1 of them

[pakon81]

You can tell a Hong Konger no matter where they're born or grew up. Common trait - obnoxiousness

[doubleL78]

Funny now that last move made u have da mudda fucking tree inches

[madisonhynef]

Chinese Guy

[koolkidup]

Happy Birthday To You , Happy Birthday To You. Happy Birthday Dear Mudafucka. LMAO!! XD

[fifa2010italy]

is that his actual mom? =O

[wiindowliicker]

@fifa2010italy yes she helps him out in some of the videos so does his grandmaaa so funny.

[volbrechtstudios]

What I do not understand is if all you people, White, Black, Mexican, Chinese, Asian, Etc.. do not like his videos, why do you continue to watch them and comment your stupid remarks??!! I give you 10 Thumbs up Dude! Keep up the FUNNY videos!

[axfergusonyahbolt]

best singer ever

[walrusalicious]

yuyutube people

[sweets999ful]

I love your mom!

[55villar]

its your pants on the ground not your dick!!!

[SamVanNistelrooy]

When he was a baby, Chao's penis was like a ninja. It was there, but you couldn't see it.

[JustCGomez]

everyone was born naked so it doesnt really matter.

[SWAG330]

i think i saw it

[MoonlitMarine]

lol if you dislike this video your are gay...so so far we have 820 gays LOL PETER CHAO FUCKING ROCKS

[CrazySauce67]

American Idol

[MoHaBiWa]

0:15 chao nation unite!

[legend2861]

peter chao's catonese saying is nice!

[sheriabelson]

LOLPLUSLOLEQUALSEXTREMEFUCKING­LOL.

[kelongsaitobe2541]

is so funny-3-...nice<3

[hikurashi83]

i love how i understand it

[hikurashi83]

YES PETER CHAO IS CANTONESE!!!!

[ChristiaanBar]

What he was born without glasses?? That's not Peter Chao Modafuckes !!!

[slowlancer]

曹媽媽又會咁開放入鏡幫你露o者咁正既 lol

[Mohannad192]

youoto hata

[TheDustyTaco]

0:17 both peter chaos hands go through each other :D



[CanadaRocks858]

LOL cant wait for your next video! :D ur SOOO FUNNY

[DragoDino5]

Ur twin?

[4781d36]

LOL so funny!

[kokorozz]

ahhahahahahhahah happy birfday brack man hahahahahahhaha

[KennyAnimation]

Spam 6 Thanks ^^

[mous19911]

peter chao is gangsta

[UltimateXsusanno200]

817 are justin bieber fans

[JeromeLeong]

Peter Chao's Mom speak Cantonese @_@ , ngou dou sek gong ar!

[sassyariyanaebony]

he can rearry sing lol but he really can sounds so nice!

[IyzzalKpopFanboy]

KevJumba with PapaJumba

PeterChao with MamaChao

Ian with Ian's mom

This 3 shld make a video together with their parents in it

[erelist]

best singing ever

[wandreeff]

Your mom is awesomely funny. The vids are great!

[bullshit7139]

Fucking Beatch :D :D :D

[zKiLLzHDz]

Thumbs up if you just typed in pen15 ik i did :D