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  • very nice

  • I MISS YOU KEL!

  • I walked in on my parents. they were having "fun" we didn't talk for two weeks

  • WTF

  • most ackward moment?

    i went smoking weed with a girl and she took me home with her. not like the plans but we just went... that would be the first time i would meet her parents and i was stoned as fuck! my eyes were really really small and red!

    they didnt noticed cuz i tried to be normal and didnt laugh andstuff. it all went good but it was still really ackward:$

    btw when i was at her room again i laughed sooooooo hard cuz i stopped it all the time i was talking to her parents:$

  • @snowdrifter10 RIGHT!?!

  • I guess naming it nice melons and having boobs will get more people then "advertisements"

  • CORN SNAKS?

  • OMG IVE BEEN TO THAT RANDAZZO'S B4!!!!

  • How I can grab a snake in a way that I wont bother it?

  • Does he sell snakes?

  • @howrse155 Yeah, go to bhbreptiles. com

    That's his companies website.

  • I love the melon part! xD

  • was that snake dung at 1:44 on your arm

  • loooooooool xD 124 834 vievs just by showing tits! lol

  • so you here for the melons? its at 5:18

  • @sh00tguard those were some pretty nice melons.

    seemed to be an appropriate size, not too big not too small, looking pretty dense too as the way he held it.

    no doubt those were some quality melons.

  • @sh00tguard : thnx alot man :D

  • hey brian sorry if i didnt spell ur name right but how much would u help me get my dad in geting me a berm we have big snakes but i rele want a burm if u have any way of helping me plz do pce man.

  • At 1st I taught the cobra on his shirt was real @_@ w0aw .. but its not hahaha 0-8secs

  • My most embasing moment was when I was 12 and my family forgot my birthday...

  • once i peed myself at a asembley at school it was the most awkward thing ever

  • happy birthday mom 

  • me hugging a weird guy that i thoght was my dad when i was 3

  • @THECLARABOSS

    i did that once. it was more akward cuz he/she had a sex change...

  • fuck commercials

  • flag this video as misleading

  • the most embarrassing was when my neighbor was all muddy and naked holly **** that was so embarrassing sometimes feel embarrassed to live nextdoor to that child hahahahahahahahha lol :)+=

  • My Dad pants'ed me while I was talking to my Mom and Grandma....He didnt know I was freeballing. sucked real bad.

  • you people didnt watch whole video did you lol not alot of tits but shit happens lol

  • Michigan's best?! Are these guys Michiganians?

  • I DEMAND TITS

  • it says snakebytes do you really think a channel devoted to reptiles is going to show tits? or that youtube would even allow it? you guys are fuckin' retarded.

  • your a loser lieing about tits to get people to look at your video, grow up bud

  • My snake went into my bra

  • blah i call BULLSHIT

  • you need to be more specific i go to the store get like 50 mellons and all of them are rotting or i have to wait a month until i can eat them when i want to eat them is now how cam you tell!?!?!?

  • 3:03 LOL Ashton Cutcher found some work!

  • lol 5:22

  • I was ...having some fun with my girlfriend, and my dad walked in. He said "I'll be back in about thirty minutes" closed the door then left :o

  • When I was 6 I was on the internet and made a typo and pulled up a porn site right in front of my mom.

  • @TheConnorolson lol i am so sorry for your mom... was she crying or just suprized, did you get spanked

  • Great show and very catchy title... always good to watch Snakebytestv

  • id pay any thing to keep my animals alive i have a corn snake 2 leopard geckos and a toy fox terrior(its a dog) and im only 13 so when im older im going have alot of reptiles mainly snakes probly all snakes

  • snakesbite your arms 2 be mean

  • i like snakes

  • One of my most embarrassing moments was when I was competing in a horse show. I was in a trail class where you have obstacles and have to do things like reach off the horse and pick stuff up. I have a tall horse and had to reach down to a mailbox to get a letter out and show it to the judge, but when I was going to sit back up from reaching, my bra caught on the saddle horn and I snapped the middle part. It was pretty awkward.

  • WHATS UP WITH THE CANDLE @ 3:28. WORK WITH SNAKES ALL DAY BUT STILL LOVE YOUR SPECIAL SMELLS? JUST JOKING, KEEP IT UP!!!!!!!!

  • i have a certain craving for melons now lol........ and yes as long as the reptile community is growing what is the harm of experimenting with the show... get some attention

  • melons...., mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • thats  awesome

  • nice shirt brian

  • fk 5 grand on a brokin leg for a dog.thats fked up

  • You guys are huge dorks, in a good way.

  • i bet ur guyses snakes never get sick!!! u guys take really good care of them1

  • i frikin love snakebytestv

  • Cute gecs, Brian! I'm not saying that snakes aren't cool, they're wickeeed!

  • man i wanted to c those nice round things

  • @globefbs Shit mate, that's such a huge no no!! : D I bet you were in the doghouse for a while? LOL....

  • when i'm older(have my own place) i plan on having a collection of snakes and leapord geckos. i really want to breed leapord geckos and ball pythons though, i will probably end up selling most of my litter to make money to buy more exotic snakes:) snakebytestv got me really into snakes and leapord geckos, i only used to like corn snakes but now i like all snakes. thanks

  • My most embarrassing moment was when I sent a really saucy text message to my partner while he worked his night shift, TO KEEP HIM ALERT ; ) Problem was, I sent it to my mum by mistake!!! : 0

  • @guzzpuzz i did that once too, except it was to my ex girlfriend

  • Hey Brian how much does this business actually make you? I know it's a little personal but when you priceless snake and you can afford to fly your while crew somewhere just for a show you gotta have a big budget, right? So how much profit does this business draw? My guess is if you sell a 25000 dollar snake your set for the next 6 months.

  • one time i walked into the local drug store to buy some condoms, when i went to the counter the man working there looked up at me and said " haha you getting lucky tonight?" and i said " hopefully haha" that night i went to my girlfriends parents house for dinner, and guess who her father was? the man working at the drug store, it was the most ackward thing ever!

  • @MrWesternhognose Yeah that was really funny when it happened in the 1988 movie "The Blob".

  • @MrWesternhognose hahaha, are you serious? 

  • nice comment lol lol thats kool the father of ur girlfriend sold u the condome so u dont pregtet her hahaha

  • can you plz do an episode on the burmball?

    i saw it in a few videos and i wish to produce one in the near futer with my norm ball and my albino burmese

  • what

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  • at 5:25 i would fuck the girl on the right :) :P

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  • My most embarrasing moment was when I had to go 4 a crap in school and suprise suprise there was no toilet paper. Well I had to call my friend and he left the school and run down to the local shop to buy me some.. what a great frined lol. well I always check now. XD

  • Goota put tits up to get views? gay

  • lmao " Steve wait , I like melons too."

  • hello boy, what's wrong?

  • i spend 3,000$ on my bearded dragon it have worms and was having attacts

  • The most awkward/embarrasing moment i've ever had?? Theres to many! :D

  • Hm... the most embarassing... well it was in the winter time not too long ago Me and someone were walking home and it was all icy and stuff. She lives like 2 mins walking distance from my house... we were walking over snow ans ice and we slipped, and I landed on her.. At the time i liked her and she was rlly pretty it was awkward.

  • bloody hell!!, is it me, or is Kel getting large?? pumpin sum iron

  • lol kel trucked scar i can tell that he plays hockey...

  • hey brian i want to check out this big snake here in philipines. they say its a retic but dunno,see it for youself. its damn big 8 times larger than your biggest snake. here is the tittle of the vid. here on youtube...Samantha - Big Snake in Maribojoc, Bohol you must see it

  • @yousonofagun its a safe spot for them to live. and gives them enough space. plus they r sold so they rly won;t live in them that long.

  • They snakes, snakes don't like big cages, and if they were to be put in a big cage they would just go curl up in a corner and stay there all day. Plus they're being sold so they it's not like they stay in there their whole life... and by the looks of it, alot of those snakes look REALLY healthy

  • 5:11 BOOM!!!!!!

  • i love geckos!!!!!!!

  • where is bhb located?

  • Detroit

  • @BrandonSchwartz somewhere on earth i think :P

  • you guys do know how to pick nice melons!!!

  • at 5:20 yea im with Kel

  • where do you get those containers??

  • So brian when are ya gonna post some leo for sale or just a vid ?

  • My most awkward/embarrassing moment was just now when you ask for it!!! Im not gay, but I did said outlound "wow, Kel is cute"!!! My wife said "WHAT?" LMAO

  • hahaXDXDXDXDXD

  • the key to getting good melons is they can be too hard or too soft right kel.kel.kel.hum.lmao. 5:25

  • MELLONS HA HA HA HA !!!!!! xD

  • It was a trap; I was expecting tits and got snakes. Nice ploy...

  • @BoldArchaic They have plenty of places to find the real deal. It still puzzles me why people come to Youtube for boobs?!

  • I'm not one to be ashamed of myself but the most awkward nine months of my life was when I was pregnant with my son Chaos. I went from about 90 pounds to 140ish so I felt incredibly bizarre and in turn acted such.

  • @KaceyJane Your sons name is chaos?

  • My most embarrasing moment was when the teacher was talking and I dropped my pencil, I bent down to pick it up and all of a sudden I let out the loudest fart possible. The teacher stopped talking and all my classmates were staring at me along with the teacher.Rawr

  • My most embarrasing moment was my 13th Birthday to lite the candles i had a dumb idea to try to fire fart them To lite them and i ended up haveing my ass hanging out of my pants....>.>

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  • my most embarrasing/awkward moment is when is was in 3rd grade , and i farted so loud that you could hear it from down the hall. The teacher said "Go to the bath room fart bomb!"

  • y woud u post something lie that on a reptile video xD but its funny

  • it was kels question of the week

  • my most embarrassing moment is when i wanted to show my girlfriend my baby corn snake.the snake was buried under the substrate and i startled it on accident and bit me finger.i screamed like a little girl and my girlfriend was laughing so hard i wish that day never happened.

  • one of my most embarrassing moments was i was coming over to see what the girl i liked was doing on her laptop as i approached and leand over a huge thing of drool cam out of my mouth and landed right on her laptop it was dead silent in the cafe for about 15 seconds while she yelled at me

  • Probably When My When I Got My Corn Snake Out For My Mate And He Told The School I Got His Snake Out For Him And The School Though He Ment My **** And I Was Really Embarrest To The School And It Was Really Embarrising And People Kept Asking Me If I Was Gay :(

  • sorry but the acting was pretty bad in this ones... save for scar. he did a good job.

    more snakes please :D

  • My most embarrasing moment was when we where cleaning snake cages and it was just me and my bff and her friend and lots of guys came in wanting to see the snakes and my bff walked in and said "victoria come and look at the cute guys outside" that was horid i wish that never happend.

  • its a joke..

  • My most embarrasing moment,

    When I was home schooling, my mom was on the phone and I decided that school work was to boring. So I snuck out of the house and decided to go help a friend bath her dogs.

    Well I guess I should have left a note or something for her cuss 3hours later when I when home. There where 20 police cars in our driveway. My mom thort I had been kid-napped so she call the cops and the dogs and helicopters were on there way to come look for me.I got a real sore butt after that!

  • @GodsArtyGirl333 thats stupid cause you need to be gone for 24 hours for cops to go looking for you

  • @GodsArtyGirl333 where the crap did that come from?

  • @GodsArtyGirl333 Run for your life.

  • Hey brian. Got an forums for Western Hognoses or hogs in general? curious because I'm having trouble with mine eating currently he's been fine up until this point and i've had him for a year in march. Two weeks ago i didn't worry about it because he was shedding this past week i just kind of brushed it off thinking just because it's cold he might have been in a hibernation type mode. But going on 3 weeks w/o him eating I'm starting to worry about him.

  • WIll you guys be on my side of town in NY for sure?

    Also will you have any boas or ball pythons with you for sale?

    I am dying to meet you guys I will have a BrooklynBoas shirt on if your there, maybe in Mint green hmmm dunno about the colors yet lol. thinking

  • As a motorcyclist and it being my second hobby,reptiles being my first. I recently dropped my first bike after riding for 4 years while taking a MSS-SAFETY course. In front of a dozen people who I was more experienced than I dropped it for the first time was pretty embarrassing. Good thing it was not mine.

  • when i ran the streets naked when i was drunk lol that was really embrassing it was videoed 2 omg lol

  • In Kindergarten I was swinging on a swing set and got the hershey squirts in front of my girlfriend,it was like sloppyjoe lol...sick man sick..lol

  • During a D&D session, we had some girls over playing too. I actually has the hots for one. Anyway, about half way through, i felt the familiar "gaseous" feeling come and made my way to the kitchen as not to offend the nasal passages of our guests, especially the girl I liked. Long story short, I was wrong, it wasn't gas...I ran to the bathroom and panic'd, yelled "oh no! I crapped my pants!" Then realized what I just said, and was red faced all night. I was 24 years old at the time...

  • Hey Brian I'm a really gecko freak I have leopard gecko saving up to get crestie plus I love ball pythons ever since I saw my first crocodile hunter episode & caught my first garter snake that was it I was hooked from then on I love herps Chews,Kel,Brian you guys r awesome =P

  • Hey, Brian... i'm a bit of a boa freak but I've got a few ball pythons from you.... Been thinking about getting a carpet python from you guys.... Just want to know what you think the differences are between the two (carpet vs boa) and btw ... why the hell is George always half naked?

  • well, my most embarrassing thing was when i was on a field trip in 3rd grade, we were in a maze, and i had the runs. lets just say i went home commando. it didn't help that the girl i was crushing on was laughing. haha

  • wow were do i start i went to the mall to return some clothes with my sister and lost her and asked the guy from the store we were at if he had seen a girl with hair lol he just reponded with a yea iv seen plenty of those

  • My most embarrasssing/ awkward moment. Let me just say, if on a bus, its better to let a pregnant woman stand, than to make a fat woman cry. You can probably guess what I did lol.

  • i would have to say the most awkward moment of my life is when i was snowboarding as a beginner when i bowled a little girl over then kept going because i could not stop and then my pants fell down lmao. i took it well and still laugh when i think about it as do my friends. good vid

  • lol, alright.. well I used to DJ at the chem free in a bar. the night before me and some buddys were hanging out and they said they would pay me to eat 7 choc. laxatives ......... the next day... in the DJ stand... I had to pass gass. it went down my leg and into my shoe. I had to call my mom over the speaker to tell ehr to come up to the stand. their was like 50 kids their. it was nuts

  • Old Lady getting raped by dog lol

    its a must see !! hit video above :)

  • ok well i was young about 11 at school and my zipper was down and the button on my boxers failed (lol). i saw a very good looking teacher she was about 20 . you can guess what happend =[

    - jake

  • Sorry if we offended you, as you can see the show is about snakes. We are always looking for ways to get people to watch the show so we can get them interested in reptiles. We try all kinds of things, but the end result is to get them interested in the reptile hobby. If the whole show was T&A, then I could understand us crossing the line. Maybe this already is??? Again we appreciate the support and I'm sorry if we offended you. Brian(Sbtv)

  • you guys shouldnt have to apologize to that dumb bitch.

  • She saw boobs when she clicked on the video you guys shouldn't have to apologize to her for watching it.

  • @SnakeBytesTV i love your show and your snakes.and you guys inspired me to get a red tailed boa hes 1year old.and his name is rex.thanks you guys.for inspiring me.and maybe you could turn the room were you keep stuff and turn that into a tortise room.

  • @SnakeBytesTV

    They can suck a fat one if they get offended. What the hell were they doing on Youtube if they weren't expecting some wild names and videos? That's ridiculous. I wouldn't have said sorry at all.

    People suck.

  • @SnakeBytesTV dont worry about it Brian. im sure you didnt offend anyone. there will always be people out there that are looking to find something wrong with someones videos

  • shut the fuck up you dumb bitch, It was a joke. Gtf over it.

  • @kachinabetta Im sure a lot of these guys wouldn't mind showing you "snakes"

  • Great Episode as always guys!

    I could not stop laughing when Kel Tackled Scar in the purse snatching scene, HE WENT FLYING! and i hate to break it to you Kel, but seems like Scar has way more skills with the ladies lol, Kel's QOTW

    My most awkward moment has to be a monday morning at school telling all my friends how many parties i went to and girls i picked up over weekend i dropped a few names and with my luck one of the "supposed" girls i was with was right behind me! can you say AWKWARD!?

  • yes Brian I would love to see you get into boas!

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  • The fuck...

  • ps love the viseos and my most embarrasing moment/and my worst snake bite where when me and my girlfriend were hanging out up in vermont and i sat down on a juvinile copper head by the lake and got bit on the butt!! see always does laugh when im around snakes now :) PLEASE REPLY

  • well as a matter of fact burton, my borther was bit on the finger on august 29 and had 8 shots of anti venom, we got the bill yesterday for the total of all the expenses and it was $115,000

    yeah.

    not even kidding.

  • Hey brian i never comment on viseos cause my keyboard is a piece of junk, but me and my buddy are just starting breeding, m breeding my leopard geckos and crested geckos and he is doing ball pythons, any tips to get me started, any conventions over in NJ to look out for, or any tips please reply and i hope to see you around.

  • I GOT THE SHIZ NIZ NOCKED IN AND OUT OF ME

  • I was fucking my girlfriend once and smacked her ass and when I pulled my hand up it was covered in shit.

  • LOL

  • haha it was sick.

  • hahah awesome tackle kel at 5.11

  • my most embarrassing moment was when i was about 10 yrs old. I was holding my ball python, and well i was at school.. i brung it for "show and tell" and my mom was with me... i was showing people how friendly it was, and my mom had said be careful!!! well i didn't listen and i guess i ticked him off and he bit me right on the nose..... now thats embarrasing....

  • Yes, it's true.

  • LOL WHITE PEOPLE

  • my mom coming to class in a ripped up sweat shirt and just staring at me i was mortifyed

  • Well. Mines kind weird but... My friend has a python and ya..... She let the snake go next to me and I then had a boy thing since she was hot.... I ended up with a snake trying to eat my dick infront of a hot girl.....

  • I feel that you can only feel awkward if you ARE awkward so I tend to smooth out even if other people are feeling awkward.

  • I guess when i was at a pool party. I went to get the hose cuz we were messing around with it and the water was hitting the fence while i was messing with the knob. And out of the blue this chick like confronts me and starts insisting that i just pulled my pants down and took a leak on the fence. This was in front of like 30 people and she wouldn't even let me speak. It was very awkward and kinda embarrassing. That's not my worst story but it'll have to do.

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  • When are you gonna have some leopard geckos for sale?

  • i really wanna know what happened in the office haha

  • lol me to

  • kel is getting stacked!

  • aussie pythons

    boooo yaaaa

  • Yeah id love to hear about the oz show. i will fly where ever to catch up with you guys. I've been watching your show since the start..

  • gotta love the Aussie pythons. represent! whats this about next may? is there a reptile show going on down under? what state/city?

  • wheres the aussie reptile show gonna be??

    cheers

  • Nice attempt at humor but they obviously aren't actors lol!

  • Yea right. Pick just one. I am a goober and have alot