780M Runescape Giveaway for Coming Friends

[local1114]

sorry, don't have a joke...rsn: Normen

[JagexLtdPassRecovery]

I dont have a joke.

RSN: Das Bich

[IProToxicHD]

If you give me the mask or santa hat I will bot you as many subs as you want ill give u 500 - 1k subs all the subs on my account are botted ill be happy to bot yours for the santa or mask thx

[hartzell101]

RSN: awe killer

Joke: a cricket walks into a bar the bartender says "we got a drink named after you. the cricket says "yea you got a drink named earl.

[CanadaRoksEh]

I once walked in on my grandparents having sex.....and that's why I don't eat raisins.

Youtube name=RSN

[nolesrule7]

go on my channel for legit giveaway, already given away 50M :)

[runescapenoob28881]

RSN icebolt28881 a funny joke - kk theres a chinese and a canadian and a american man all on a plane and the plane starts going down and then theres all like omfg theres to much weight so they thrown all their clothes off and bags off the plane but it didnt help then the canadian guys like kk someones gonna die and then the canadian guy throws the chinese guy then the americans like why you did that the canadian said to many fucken chineses people in canda RSN icebolt28881 XD hope i iwn :) gl

[DeathiCore]

my user name is Ha Ha i OwN. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

And i will love you for ever and ill aslo seend you 150$ over pay pal thats all i have but ya oh heres a nother funny joke The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory Lol please let me win !! i pray too god

[KokomoOReily]

Rsn: kokomooreily

Joke: A White guy, A black guy and a mexican walk into the bar, the police barge into the bar with guns drawn and shout "The Jokes Over!!"

[shortlegoman]

@TheJeffers0n lol i was laughing my head off when i read this ive done worse than that i did a woping great big fart at a wedding...they laughed then the dance i started mocking someone and jumped up and down and every

time i landed i farted realy loudly...igot embarresed!

[shortlegoman]

username:zameth ultim

joke not by me!:

a man without arms or legs was lying on the beach when a girl walked up to him and asked "have you ever been kissed before?" the man said no. The girl bent down and kissed him. Another girl walked up to him and asked "have you ever been snoged ?" no. so she bent down and snoged him. Then another girl came along and asked "have you ever been fucked before" "no i dont think so" "well you will be soon, the tides coming in!"

[SuperSexybeast102]

username : fluffeekitty

joke: whats the difference between a sack of dead babies and a corvette?

i dont have a corvette in my garage..

[RuneEvil999]

rsn: rune evil999 :>

[deadkidisevil]

rsn: dark rose369

[MrRomanceDAmor]

RSN:RomanceDAmor

Jokes: If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

[ngminteck]

rsn:ng min teck

[UofRSpiders1997]

Rsn: XCrAzY MoFoX

Japanese scientists have created a camera that has such a fast shutter speed, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut

[MrChickengangster]

Joke: so get this dad we have a black man in are family tree (dad) really? (me) yeah hes still hanging out back. Rsn; Hi im doug

[Trorrist96]

and i toook u in my channel box

[Trorrist96]

hey guy you have a really awesome bank pls can i have some money(2 or 3 mil)?

i subbed you and liked the video and favorited the video....and more^^ my RS name is "James der4"

[Trorrist96]

hey guy you have a really awesome bank pls can i have some money(2 or 3 mil)?

i subbed you and liked the video and favorited the video....and more^^

[TheNiels5555]

RSN: fast safely5

The medical students should spit research. A few of them to a student with a joke and have a bit of prosecuting sperm the microscope. She looks surprised, but can not explain give. She calls the professor, this casts a cursory glance through the microscope punitive and says: "The least I expect from you is that your mouth wash before you come to college. "

[MrBackflip321]

lmao guys its over

[xlslayersproductions]

rsn : xl slayer

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

[GTSomerandomgod]

A young girl was busted by police in a brothel and had to line up with all the other hookers out side, to the young girls bad luck her old grandmother had to be out for her daily walk and spotted her granddaughter. She asked, " young dear, what are you doing out here?" The girl panicked and quickly came up with a reply. " ohh hey grandma i'm lining up for oranges." " oh really? i feel like some oranges i better line up with you." At that moment an officer walks by and asks the old lady how she

[GTSomerandomgod]

@GTSomerandomgod

read below

still does it at this age

The grandmother replies " oh i just pull back the skin and suck 'em dry"

[BlinkX71]

I was at a party with my friend, we were a bit drunk so we decided to go home, he was way more wasted then me. When i got in the driver seat he said, dude how are you gona drive... ur asleep. I Said Dude im asian u racist fuck!

RSN : HellaFlushEf

[Bluehazemaster]

RSN: Darkhaze111

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately

needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my

gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,

and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

[31ck]

its not really a joke but theres a good way to kill yourself hang yourself from chicken wire and put superglue on your hands then stick them to your head and hang so it looks like you've pulled your head off rsn:dr noob

[pileofDH]

Okay theres 3 people on a roof about to jump off waht ever they say they'll fall on, the first person drops says "pillows" lands safely "pheww" second guy says feathers as he drops ff lands on the feathers and lives, last person is running as fast as they can with a good plan in mind, trips and screams SHITT.. Guess what she lands in..?

Rsn: Jemeni d add me anybody hope i win. thx

[Ravvrrrr]

Rsn: guerra

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Because they can run, shoot, and steal.

[Nickelolll]

RSN: Buhrftw

A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole.

He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb" HAHAH

[dragonithv]

Rsn: Divided Sins

[MistaKaotic]

RSN: Elysian Godx

Your mum is so old her birth certificate says expired -.-

=P hope i win :/

[LionelMessi19Ftw]

RSN:clara12131

[iClueRS]

There are three people on a boat. A American, Mexican, and a Chinese man. The boat starts to sink and they are all panicking. The Chinese man throes off a barrel of rice saying "We have enough of this in my country." The Mexican throws off a bucket of beans saying the same things. The American picks up the Mexican and throws him over board looking at the Chinese man saying "When we reach America you'll see why I did that."

[henriknordahl94]

RSN: 7heProdigy

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.

[samusaron0]

RSN: samusaron0

what was helen keller's dog's name? daiushdkjashdajkshd

why did helen keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was daiushdkjashdajkshd

[HowNowBrownKow]

@Werchok yeah the link hacked my acc

[icantthinkofanamez]

what do you call two white people pushing a car up a hill: white powder.

what do you call two black people pushing a car up a hill: black powder.

what do you call two mexican people pushing a car up a hill:grand theft auto.

:P

[EverYDaYModdeR]

woman's rights......

[balao92]

Hi, i watched the vid and think u are cool;)

Heres the joke(i hope u like it)

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he’s snagged an old bottle. As he’s taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. “Turn the lake into beer,” he says. The genie goes “Poof!” and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, “So what do you think?” The other guy says, “You jerk. Now we’ve got to piss in the boat.”

RSN: Ballack342

[krishna989]

RSN: Krishna989

Why dont you shower with a pokemon?

It will pikachu

lawlrus

[DeaanL]

Rsn : Godswordz

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

[MrTntman999]

RSN: youradawg123

Three guys on the top of a of a really big building doing construction 1 guy says I bet my penis is bigger than yours the second guy says i bet not

first guy flops his out and and says thats about 30cm

second flops his out and says thats about 60cm

third guy flops his out and starts moving his hips and the other two are like what are you doing?

and he says trying to dodge traffic.

:D Gl to others hope i win a prize

[CollegeYES]

RSN: TehKingz

A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man said, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing , I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.”

The boss asked, “Okay, what about the other eye?”

“Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in."

XD

[2amaster1]

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately

needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my

gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,

and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Runescape name: 2amaster1

[2amaster1]

hello,

nice bank you made!! I'm the first one who placed a comment on you vid, is that like i get something too?? :D

If so please leave a comment on my Channel.

What are your stats?? maby put on a vid of that wile you duel??

greetz, 2amaster1