SPEED auctioneering

[FP5Gaming]

sounds like a tech n9ne song -.-

[shiloh4378]

The fellows name is Ralph Wade. He is still among the best auctioneers you'll find anywhere.

[terawattz]

sold at 58 hundred dollars

[PivotGQ]

most of what there doing is slurring there words and repeating the price, thats why is you listen closely you usually here numbers. It's to pressure someone to saying yes.

[03nolank]

I wonder how he talks to the ladies ;-) huhhahaha

[AdamR702]

If Burt Reynolds bud could do this in deliverance his brown eye would still be squinting

[Kain5230]

What a hell?)) Does anybody have subtitles or smth?)))

I can hear just nandanangngngngnannnananngdngd­ndgidgiigdigndindandanddnadan

[GeoAl09]

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[totallylinz369]

YEAH RAP!!

[michal23pl]

huh. I think I prefer ebay.

[pkrska]

It's impossible to figure out what the heck the price is - it's too fast. I am sure that people were duped out of their money many times - from lack of comprehension of the current price being spewed out!!! LOL!!!

[bill33john]

@pkrska I don't know what this is in, but usually real estate auctions are WAY slower than this. Commercial livestock auctions are generally way faster than this.

[GeoAl09]

@pkrska

lol id be "wait!!!! i got lost at 15" lol

[sireshade]

i saw all the orange jackets and i thought it was a prison auction!

[bimpyable]

Boomhauer never said that many words since King of the Hill first aired

[metalpride2000]

he sounds like boomhauer from king of the hill

[MTondeleo]

I don't like auctions or getting dragged to them, but love auctioneers. This is one of the best, rully rully fast, but shame the sound pickup isn't stronger. I'm with scallysong and jciring, the weird Lon Chaney lookalike had me waiting for a shock ending, like he was going to turn into a wolfman and grab the fast-talker for dinner. But he just turns and heads back to Zombieland.

[isenwald]

Duudeee....... o_0 imagine that guy on drugs!

[sigge951]

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[scallysong]

The creepy guy is the second best part. Love it.

[jclring]

whats up with guy acting weird as hell?????

[carnypimp]

I want this kind of job I talk like that normally!

[MRMAN176]

hes not saying anything

[bad66chevelles]

thats a real auctioneer fast not aw slow

[HeartBrokeDownBlue]

a machine! I bet he puts machine oil in his coffee before going on.... is this from a movie? looks pretty good

[tinkafoo]

makes for a great ringtone

[colekrieger69]

what the, i dont even....

[whitesox1970]

The guy in the crowd is from jackass.....

[ddhenry92193]

@whitesox1970 yeah it looks like Chris pontius

[THERESALWAYSSOMEONE]

Elvis must have learned this!

[nezpercenathan]

I sometimes wonder if guys like this get extra bids from someone who is already "in", that is, already winning, but not sure that they are.

[DieselDoc83]

trust me if the auctioneer is good enough they get alot of extra bids through the day.. lol I know this cuz I do it every weekend

[MrCattleFarmer1]

@nezpercenathan I'm a part-time auctioneer. One of the thing I was told before my first charity auction was EVEN if the bidder is in keep taking there bid b/c the money is going to charity

[nezpercenathan]

@MrCattleFarmer1 I guess that would make sense, in a charity, not-for-profit, situation.

[bigpharmarules]

Dude's a hall of fame auctioneer, actually.

[octavienser]

dude with glasses looks like jeffery dahmer..creepy jerk!

[FunnyFukker]

This guy is actually very good and talented...but the people look like they all have downs.

[bchloupek]

Everyone looks cold as sh*t!

[tyroesse]

Does anybody understand what he's saynig?

[elkinsinbox]

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[Law1500]

Con man trying to confuse you to bid.

[cyrensong]

I wish the sound was better

[PeteraBunny]

LOL!! He sound's like a banjo!

[lmyshkin]

Posting these clips independent of the context of the rest of the movie results in these ridiculous comments with plenty of lols. Yes, it's a funny scene, but it's also absurd and heartless in that Bruno's livelihood is being handed away piecemeal in a hick format that is mostly for entertainment.

[doubledrive78]

lol that old boy in the black hat.....

[whithouse]

Check out the Drum 'n' bass remix The Who Boys made of this! Google for "Revenge of the dub auctioneer".

[CxC2007]

Hahah, he looks like austing powers !

[youfailnow]

wtf lol!

[cateauction]

This is Ralph Wade A legendary Auctioneer

[nebula32]

poor bruno, i bet he really wants to smack the poo out of that annoying banker

[collegebound1989]

what the hell.. do u learn to do this or does it just come natural

[dirnrebel]

You learn it. There are tricks to making it sound so fast.

[CHANDSOME]

This is awesome!!

How do you learn to do that?!?

[rodybolands]

Who I say ?

[trickorthreat]

He is a german diector. Pretty famous. I think he lived in the States for a while. But look it up on wikipedia.

[rodybolands]

Who the hell is Werner Herzog ?