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  • so soo right 

  • She forgot if you fuck us over once,..thats it..well act like you never existed ever lol

  • HOLY FUCK JESUS WAS A PISCES??? *mind blown*

  • Soo, I thought cancers were the most sensitive

  • @Villeishott

    water signs in general are sensitive, who is the most sentsitive? it depends on other things too.

  • Is this a tropical or a sidereal Pisces?

  • @RayL1983 Tropical. Who uses sidereal zodiac?

    Do you know why does the sidereal zodiac exist?

  • @xxaleksandarxx91xx I came to astrology via astronomy. I know where all of the constellations are and can pick the planets by sight. Because of the precession of the equinoxes the sun is no longer in signs that you expect now. I like sidereal. I think that it is more accurate. My astrology software does either tropical or sidereal. When I make predictions I use sidereal. I am a sidereal Virgo - and that is so apt.

  • @RayL1983 I am a sidereal virgo too and my ascendant is aquarius, but I am a tropical libra and my ascendant is pisces. My astrology software also does sidereal and tropical.

    Have you by any chance compared the sideral and tropical versions of you natal report?

  • Pisces is the best sign and my favorite. I'm a libra. Btw Jesus was a Capricorn :P

  • @MurderJuiceVideos

    Contrary to common belief Jesus was not born on December 25th. The was the roman sun god holiday, which was changed to celebrate the birth of christ when the Roman empire embraced the christian religion. However using the bible Jesus was born between the end of February and beginning of April. Jesus displays all the qualities of a Pisces, and the symbol of Pisces is the fish just like represented in Christianity.

  • This was harsh. Pisces are great! Really great. Don't believe this garbage! We aren't out to kill ourselves all the time. In fact, we hate death. The reason why we aren't out and about making the rest of the world a hell is because everyone else seems to be doing it for us. I'm a pisces and I approve this message. XD

  • Strangers/acquaintances also tend to tell Pisces very personal or serious matters in their life, sometimes out of the blue. I have had this happen on many occasions, at the gym, on the bus. Maybe it is me but I find that people feel comfortable to tell me a lot of strange or personal things, about their childhood, a sad event in their life, thier past or about something to do with a gf/bf. I feel privileged to receive these things but I often wonder what leads to confide in me so easily.

  • @Cpcuser89 word, seems all i ever hear is people's problems

  • Whoa! so off! I've never ever done drugs or gotten drunk and feeling sorry for myself LIKE JESUS? WHATWHAT!! She needs Jesus!

  • my crush is a pisces and he is nothin like this

  • worst Pisces vid ever, safe to say

  • how to spot a Pisces: I have realized from personal and self observation (I am a Pisces) that many have either a weak eye or one eye that seems more focused than the other. They also might have very intense or soft looking eyes. Like when they look at you, they are looking at more than just your face, they are looking inward.

  • #1- This video is so low, no matter how high I turn up the volume,I still can barely hear it.

    #2- I'm a Pisces & most of this is NOT true about me.

  • You make me sad to be a pisces

  • @Luverforalways hehe dont be we are awsome ..we are easy going, artistically gifted, compassionate, caring, understanding, humble, good friends..but yea sometimes too sensitive/emotional

  • I'm a pisces girl...I do like my eyes and music, but the other stuff is a no no....

    My brother is also a pisces, yeah, he used to be an alcoholic...

    And I would never hate on Jesus. :(

  • ...So you're trying to tell me Jesus was a Pisces? XD

  • So... the women have beards, too?

  • FYI Jesus didn't feel sorry for himself he felt sorry for you!

  • @acidshrooms its not a problem dude...dont believe tha hype....

  • @nickeldickel1 Yea I don't let people tell me what to do, I research things and make my own decisions.

  • @acidshrooms

    cool ; )

    your age?,

    

  • @nickeldickel1 I am 27, live in south florida sadly. (not as great as its made out to be).

  • @acidshrooms

    ok...... nothin wrong with that...

  • Very correct. :)

  • I think that her description of Pisces is pretty accurate. My GF is a Pisces and she is EXTREMELY sensitive and thinks that my Gemini sense of hhumor can often be offensive. She also does like to retreat a lot during times of pressure so that she can regroup. Overall, she is still very strong-willed and powerful.

  • most sensetive sign?

    Oh no no no

    Cancers are....

  • @x3Mikirix3 i agree.

  • Imma pisces man, and this is me:

    I am sensitive, I hate facial hair but i do have a bit of acne, i do look around a lot but not cuz of my sensitivity but because im curious of the world, I help tons of people out when they are in need cuz of crisis, i am an excellent therapist even tho i am young, i respect others, i am well rounded, and i am proud to be a pisces

    PISCES 4EVER!!!!! =DDDD

  • bahahahahah what the actual hell at the jesus part!!! haha this was true though, for the most part!! always the quiet girl taking everything in. except for i absolutely HATE to dance! love music though

  • "You can usually find them out hangin on a cross feeling sorry for themselves, like Jesus.." LMFAO BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

  • astrology is so true...scorpios are egoists, polish people are notorious thieves and jews are backstabbing. ..

    wait, what ?

  • wow, this is SOO me! I'm always humming and singing, and I taught myself to play guitar, so I guess I have "the music in my soul" Iike she said lol... I have BIG shiny eyes! I'm very shy, and I am usually the quiet girl watching everyone from the corner of the room , like I'm on the outside looking in... I daydream a lot. I love helping people.... I am a pisces!!! <3

  • Lady gaga is a picies I believe

  • I'm a pisces and you were spot on about my personality.

  • @blizm1024 look at how talented he was

  • I'm a pisces, I don't shave, I'm addicted to doing drugs, I'm shy around people, this sounds correct.

  • We're also a bit Physic 

  • DUDE DID YOU SERIOUSLY SAY LIKE JESUS?!

  • she doesn't mean a pisces is going to have every characteristic she said.

  • WTF, she makes us sound depressing as hell, are we a sign or EMO? All that was missing from her description was the face makeup and the cut marks.

  • hahah thats stupid !

    we dont have a sorrow look in the eyes ? 

  • bahahaha what?

    "You can usually find them hanging on a cross feeling sorry for himself, like Jesus"

  • she pretty much read me like a book but i dont have a sad soulful look at least i dont think i do

  • Jesus isnt hanging up there feeling sorry 4 himself..... geez! he's not a pisces, but a capricorn.

  • I'm a Pisces and I love music, my eyes are turned up at the corner, but actually they are small. I don't suffer from drinking and alcoholism, but I do sometimes-okay a lot of the time-suffer from self pity. It's weird how on point astrology can be sometimes

  • NO 1 can judge..and zodiac about pisces....

    

  • im shocked. omg.

  • The only thing I'm addicted to is food.

  • Bullshit, I'm not addicted to anything!

  • You're boring, and I really think you need to suck a cock.

  • @KingsWorld2010 lmfaooooo

  • well my face just looks sad all by itself but otherwise YOU ARE RONG

  • I disagree with everything you said about pisces...star goddess...actually you are down right rude and wrong about us.

  • not everything in this video is correct.. barely any of it is right. i am a pisces girl.

  • Drugs I'm a Pisces and I would nver put that stuff into my body Dumbass!!!!

  • @candylove49 EXACTLY!!!...I DONT DRINK OR SMOKE NEVER TRIED IT NEVER WILL

  • I completely disagree and i'm a Pisces my eyes are turned down i hate alcohol and dark sunglasses i am only miserable when it is necessary and no offence but i think your full of crap

  • @MoonChild637 I love you.

  • @blackrose14ann why thank you :D

  • Whats your star sign?? : )

  • she forgot to say most of the time we walk around wishing we weren't Pisces lol

  • Bloodjunkie you read my thoughts exactly... wht is up w/t this chick, lmao.

  • uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggg..r u serious u just insulted us more than complemented us...i dont like the back ...i like the spotlight..the front the top...the onlything your really right about is the music part..please re evalutate..im in no way a sad soul

  • sad soulful looks on our faces? wtf?

  • i think my male teacher is pisces because he likes to look tough though he is not

  • I liked this. I think she was pretty accurate in her description. I'm kind of sad that a lot of my fellow Pisces weren't able to decipher and understand what she was saying.

  • "..You can usually find them out hanging on a cross feeling sorry for themselves like jesus...." Aaaahaha are you kidding me!!? There must have been little or no thought process involved with that one..

  • @expervillage: you have NO IDEA of what you are taking about ... you haven't got the slightest idea about real people.:) You just read some stuff, learned it really well and now passing it on. What a great way to live, are proud of yourself?!

  • also .. i know a great deal of leos being the one in the back .. shy and quiet.

  • most people who wear a beard are aquarius and most of the sunglasses are worn be cancers.

  • hey jesus was not sorry for him self :(

  • Completly wrong. You just wasted 1minute and 25 seconds making yourself look like a dumbass

  • Having a beard makes you a Pisces? Interesting...

  • I never hide my eyes, and I like to look at into other's eyes. :) And I love my own pretty feet and hands. :) Also good looking lips. Some boyfriends said my eyes and nose are pretty too. :)

  • Yup, I'd say that's pretty accurate. I don't get this whole "quiet type" thing that's always sort of implied though... None of the pisces' I know (including myself) are shy or quiet.

  • everyone who keeps saying that these descriptions dont match its probably because you are more like ur other signs!! (moon sign, acsendant)

    this description is perfect for me but my sun sign is cancer ans my moom sign pisces

  • Everything is right....enough said

  • has anyone noticed that jesus was not a pisces he was a capricorn born in december . ???????? give me some thumbs up

  • Hmmmmm. As a Pisces, with all the humility in the world, I thank you, Janice, for the excuse for my alcohol and drug abuse.

    Now, I must get back to my cross, before someone realizes I'm gone, maybe a Leo, and takes my place.

    Peace.

    Rock

  • by my moon sign is pisces sooo maybe thats why...

    the sun sign is how some people might persieve you and the moon sihn is more who you really are on the inside

  • im a cancer and personally i feel more like pisces cause like everything is true in this video the one cancer is that we eat a lot and are like mothers to everyone and that is just not everyone can go do whatever they want i dont care and personally i hate eating causr your belly gets really big and i hate the feeling

  • GIRL CAN YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP... IM A PISCES AND NONE OF THIS IS RIGHT

    ...

  • Actually Im pisces and shes pretty on the money with me

  • I like this, it is so funny and accurate who we really are. :)

  • My brother is a 17 year old Pisces and he's never tried drugs... he's never even drunk alchohol.

  • I am pisces..It is not that we feel sorry for ourselfs but every one else thinking they know every thing .we see the deception of allot of people using and abusing .friends and others for personal gane to get high in ranks that are just the same as there deception.2012 is our year .I wonder what will happen within everybody when shared such a power .you will see it .you will .feel it.

  • feeling sorry for themselves like jesus........O__O what the hell? im a pisces and this is just.....a joke

  • ...?.... ARE U SERIOUS.! lol etsa mora esta pendeja lol omg so funny stupied im a pieces all the way and umm im not like dat lol

  • ...?.... ARE U SERIOUS.! lol etsa mora esta pendeja lol omg so funny stupied im a pieces all the way and umm im not like dat lol

  • Don't listen to this old bag, she hasn't a clue. I am pisces man, but hey I am the one who swims against the stream and not with it! I am sensitive when I want to be but at the same time don't let anyone walk all over me, but when it comes to business. I know how to make money and I don't need to hide away from anyone in parties or put on funny faces! these people think they know it all. We all have different experiences and personalities .

  • I am a pisces and she is a bad astrologist.

    Very bad.

    Fuck off biatch, you must feel sorry for yourself , I don't !

  • Basically we feel sorry for ourselves are weak and so on. Pisces were hated by whatever moron created this belief system and that is why we are painted like this.

  • EXCUSE ME? i know tht ure not talking bout me cause i dont feel sorry for myself... ugh i used to believe in astrology -.-'

  • Well, I have to admit that I don't like to shave my face (only when necessary), I do prefer to wear shades, maybe being photosensitive is part of the Pisces sensitivities, on my astro-chart my sun, moon, venus, and mars are all in Pisces, so I'm definitely a native of that sign and I do have music in my soul...but I don't, however, feel sorry for myself...I don't think Jesus did, either, and, quite frankly, I wonder what the hell this woman is talking about...

  • I have big eyes turned up at the corner like Cindy Crawford and they're shiny. I love to write and read and I'm very sensitive. Hmmmm....BUT IM NOT ADDICTED TO ANYTHING:D I NEVER have a sad soulful look on my face. I'm always smiling and happy unless something really bad happens. I'm veryyy helpful and want to do anything I canto help people. For ex., I'm going to start a donation at my school for Haiti and Japan :D

    PISCES ROCK <3333

  • I have sun, moon, ascendant, chiron and saturn in Pisces...beat that! If I didn't have mars and mercury in aries I'd be a complete drip! Being a Pisces is not much fun if you're a shark, a minnow or a whale. But if you are beautiful silver fish..ahhhh.

    Very slippery people, Pisces.

  • Chuck Norris is Pisces. Eat that!

    - Piscean

  • like Jesus lol

  • i know a Pisces like that, one bad dude, he hangs out on fb in the Jesus section but mark my words he is one very bad dude

    THAT's why i don't hang out at fb it is the most dangerous place in the world IMO

  • i know a Pisces like that, one bad dude, he hangs out on fb in the Jesus section but mark my words he is one very bad dude

  • this lady only like libra's. i think all the other sign broke her lil bitchy heart.

  • Pisces here and proud however I feel like it's a curse at times.I am everything that is described except of the beard,I like to keep my face clean in order to have a nice complexion.I am very lazy at times but it's not the high light of my life...

  • i fit everything except the addiction ..

  • This is such BS I'm a Pisces and I most certaintly do not do drugs nor am I the laziest saddest person you'll see. Actually, I love to be the center of attention. Astrology is completely innacurate!!!

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  • @TheValentino189 Well the centre of attention is also a Pisces trait, they like people and like to entertain. And escapism aspect isn't always negative like drugs, it can also mean taking time to chill out. And being lazy only applies to things they don't find important, and the sensitivity can manifest in extreme positivity but still being able to relate to the troubles of others. Its a mysterious and strong sign that people like this lady often misunderstand.

  • Jesus wasn't born in december scientific studies show, Oh, and the bible states nothing but contradictions and pure BS. Jesus was one hell of a manipulative & smart pisces who noticed how gullible the people around him was, and used that to gain power claiming to be a gods son. The other details surrounding jesus (Crusifiction, healing etc.), are all fictional, made up by the men that decided to make this book of lies. The bible and all other religions are the worlds most successfull hoax.

  • wait i thought jesus was a capricorn...

  • or lifelong cohabitation. It is not strange to me because we are both artists and romantics at heart, and that's what really endears to them most. If one more Pisces girl comes my way again I'd take more care of her and force her out of those traits. Maybe as we go deeper I'd even try to use my wisdom to find out her opponents and, talk to them with sincerity and a smile so maybe they'd relent and forgive her and all - after all I believe they are humans too and they have hearts just like us.

  • @SeventhSun

    The main problem between a Libra man + Pisces women usually is the fact that the libra tend to intellectualize emotions to the degree that the pisces feel you only know the emotions as a definition, not sincerely understanding them. Air and Water love compatibility are some of the more difficult matches.

  • The Libra is a bit passive at times, but to his surprise Pisces beats him in this notoriety even. And it seems that while they are more spiritual, their lives are pretty tragic, where they have unknown and secret enemies and even ailments and some are even said to die without even knowing why.

    And the thing astrologers find strange (that I don't and I'd explain in a short while) is that even after breakups a Pisces girl would usually pick the Libra guy out of all others to be with for marriage

  • Of all the girls I've dated, the most common one has to be this: P-i-s-c-e-s. Their good sense of art, taste, music and romance are on par with mine, and they have a spiritual depth in those too, which is nice, but the only problem is these girls are also too passive (also unable to take a stand for themselves in many things), insecure and depressive.

  • this is the worst one ever holey shit.

  • Nonsense!

    I'm a pisces, I looked trough all of her videos and almost nothing she said is true for me.

  • I hide my eyes behind my hair to lol I think sunglasses are too bulky . PISCES 4 evr! :D

  • beards are gross. ahahaha. i do not hide my eyes....okay i do...behind hair not sunglasses and i am shy and i love music and i dress in bright clothes and im short and my friends think im weird and stuff and im gonna marry an aquarius....maybe if he ever notices me. well anyways...HII!! :]

  • I'm a Pisces man and I dislike facial hair.I do my best to keep my face clean but thats just me.

  • @emericanskaterX Same here. I don't think I look as good unshaven as shaven.

  • In my experience pisceans can have either round eyes or very narrow eyes, but the thing that always seems to occur in pisces eyes are the "waterness". Pisceans always have the most expressional eyes, as if you see the depth of emotions and understanding inherent in the soul of a pisces. Each sign of the zodiac have their own glare. This is my tool for recognizing signs. Pisces & cancer eyes are hard to tell appart, but cancer ppl are usually larger in body size.

  • Umm... I'm Pisces but I don't have wide eyes... I hate tiny eyes that looks like I close them whenever I smile.

  • most pisces I know are little and pretty with large eyes and they are artistic/creative and fashionable, but not necessarily addicted to anything.. ;P

  • @aussiechic911 I mean just for girls

  • @kr4zylover69: It depends on what your ascendant is. If your ascendant is cancer that will make the moon the chart ruler and your pisces moon will have a more significant influence on your personality. Anyhow your sun&moon are a "cooporation" of signs. Youre a leo at the core, but may have pisces emotions.

  • Not all pisceans are the same. Same sunsign doesnt mean same people. Check your charts. Only those with for example Sun,moon,ascendant,mercury & venus in pisces (Heavy influence) will TRULY be struck by these descriptions.

  • I felt this is amazing, how can they even expect the appearance? Also other signs are also have same trend. ? 

  • im a leo but my moon sign is a pisces can any 1 tell me wat is more influential

  • godd, i just started growing a beard and then i watched this video. im just befuddled at the moment

  • I have never saw a Pisces with a beard O_O and I don't think I want to

  • did your husbend left you for pisces your

  • I'm Pisces to a T and fit almost everything you ever hear about them. Could be because I'm Pisces sun, Mercury and Venus--triple fish. I used to be super sensitive, but I've learned how to deal with that over the years. Now I just tell people to fuck off. (Kidding.) Never wore a beard, but a few people thought I was a tough guy until they got to know me and discovered that I was a marshmallow. And yes, I almost always wear sunglasses and sit in the back of a room.

  • not all "astrologers" are right... astrology is much too complicated to say "all pisces are introverted" study in depth before you write it off as bullshit. there are many other aspects that influence ones chart. so general statements like "all taurus slow" are actually counter-productive. & daily horoscopes for everyone under the same sign is complete crap. it all depends on your individual personal horoscope. stop taking things so literally, do your research & READ BETWEEN THE LINES PEOPLE.

  • yea i head my eyes with make up hehe or with my bangs

  • pisces are cold dead fish in the sack.

  • Thats all bs. I am a Pisces and I love being around people. I am extrovert.

  • nonsense...

  • astrology is bullSHIT. people dont be brainwashed by this garbage..as i was once too.

  • @veronicachic what are you christian now?

  • @AGEofURANUS

    why would I be christian ?

    skepticism does not = christianity..CLEARLY.

  • @veronicachic twas a joke... you know, a shot at christians... cause a lot of ex-astrologers convert to christianity discarding their former beliefs... forget it.

  • pisces are fulll of themselves. just look for the person who looks liek they are thinking about themselves and dotn care about anyone else.

  • @OdeToNecrophilia untrue... not all of them are like that. the two fish represent the two directions they can choose to swim in. i know some pisces that are the most selfless people you could ever imagine... but yeah, i know what you mean.

  • @AGEofURANUS let me get this straight. you said i'm wrong, give an irrelevant & therefore invalid explanation for hwy i'm wrong, then say you agree with me? good job.

  • @OdeToNecrophilia no dummy... i said not all pisces are self absorbed. some are quite the opposite. i guess i assumed you knew what the two fish thing meant but i guess you dont know very much about astrology. i wasnt trying to start an argument & if anyones full of themself its you... getting a cheap kick out of being right & "agreed with" on youtube. lame.

  • @AGEofURANUS i have been studying astrology for 3 years i know much more than you can imagine.

  • @OdeToNecrophilia so because you've been studying it for three years you think you know than me. we are strangers on the internet, you know nothing about me. get over yourself.

  • She keeps reading from something...watch her eyes carefully :D

  • wow, what a bitch

  • My mom is a Pisces and I'm a pisces moon. We get along on a very deep level. She is probably the nicest, most unassuming, good hearted person I know of. She is sensitive and really easy to open up to. I think that Pisces are the best sign because of their easy going nature.

  • I'm all Pisces and I don't relate to any of that. My daughter and daughter-in-law are also Pisces and that just doesn't fit them, either.

    As far as addictions go, none of us are what you'd call addicted...but show me someone, anyone, who isn't addicted to something: girls, cleaning house, coffee, whatever. Everyone is addicted to something. It's how we humans roll. ;)

  • @poppy90290 What do you mean all pisces? You're sun and moon signs? Because I'm a sun/moon pisces (capricorn ascendant) and that pretty much sums my personality up.

  • @poppy90290

    I actually think Virgos have a more addictive personality than Pisces. I'm a Virgo but strangely always relate more to Pisces descriptions :S LOL agree about that's how us humans roll.

  • @poppy90290 im a pisces and what the zodiac says fits me quite well along with my other pisces friends but not everything. it wasn't meant to tell you how that person WILL be like. it's just for fun. so keep your criticism to yourself please. thank you

  • @poppy90290 tho this chick has some information wrong about us. actually about forty percent of what she said was wrong.

  • @poppy90290 LoL my mom is one and when she finds something shes quite stuck, but im a libra so Im very good at liking something but not getting to the depths of a Pieces with my liking. that might be what she means?!

  • @poppy90290 She said "along with any other kind of escapist tendencies". She's not saying ALL Pisces are prone to addiction, she's saying we look for ways to escape every day life. It can be through a multitude of ways, like drugs, or writing or daydreaming.

  • Beautiful large eyes? ... I'm Asian... xD

  • @LiterallyNoLife Hehehehe ^_^

  • AHA.................

  • Girls love us!!!

  • god dammit! im a Pisces ! and i have a f:)cking beard! and im a supersensitive!

    sounds scary!

  • There are so many types of pisces. This is garbage.

  • I AM A PISCES AND THIS VIDEO IS SOOOO TRUE