Jeff Dunham -Achmed the Dead Terrorist-

[faisal055858]

I do not know why you are making fun of Islam as a religion of terror with the extremists do not represent Islam and the extremists in you and we reject violence, and our religion urges peace with everyone .. Where civilization ?

[TheStarguy007]

Ok " two jews walk in to a bar...no no...what you don't let jews into your bar?" " You Racist bastard!" LOL

[MyApplerocks]

is this funny ??????????? i kill you :P can some body tell me to what part i should laugh lol

[octivenote]

32 people dont have an ass

[jondep111]

GOAT



[TheAKaLoL08]

OOOOOO no top comment it's my chance: mashed potatoes

[iikepie91823]

lmfao

Achmed is hillarious

[lanabanana1996]

this is sooo funny!!

[catsrockandrollable]

Lmfao lve u achmed!!!!!!! 

[bigboss13ful]

this is the best thing ever. achmed i love you :X !

[PearlMermaid98]

i dont get the last joke about bush? someone expalin to me

please!!!

[twilightstickitgirl]

@PearlMermaid98 ahah by bush he means a "weed bush" that he likes :)

[katelynloposser]

i love jeff dunham lol

[MrButterfinger8888]

I Kill u

[xXMARKOXxful]

nock nock-hos there-me i kill you

[bioguitarstar]

stop touching me !!!!!

[Jierk]

ALAH DAMN IT !!! XD

[haidaihome]

"What the heck happened to my feet?"

[Gumskull]

SILENCE..... I KILL U!!! xD

[Gumskull]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[MagicROCKS97]

the 25 people who disliked the video ware killed by Achmed

[MegaGuitarDJ]

If this is paradise...IVE BEEN SCREWED!!!

[VICTORdoomm]

if you hat to watch Brittany before watching and don't give a shit about her

===click like

and if you like her this is what she will look like in ten years, so you can click the like button after ten years, well just do it now

[sakura8092]

its funny really the silence i kill you

[aflpds9]

24 people were threatened by skeleton dude

[gmaster246]

THUMBS UP IF YOU DIDNT NOTICE THAT HE HAS A BEARD AND HAIR.

[wolvesrawesome4ever]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!!! *looks at Jeff* I KILL YOU!!!!

[ughhomework]

Shut up I kill you!!!!!

[TONYMONSTAJR]

sicelent hel'l kill you

[123polistena]

LOL

[ilovened98]

omg funiest peice if shit around hehehe i like !

[ilovened98]

omg funiest peice if shit around hehehe i like

[TheGamerHD]

@chayi Nope not really. That's why you believe in Jesus who just happens to be "the son of god" because he said so..

[Zoey5710]

why dose he say damit hes dum and cool at the same time

[goze4]

racist...

[deydey28]

@goze4 Not really because, it wasn't MEANT to be racist. You have to be more open-minded =)

Sorry if it somehow hurt you but it's hard to say it without been mean...

I also apologize if there's some errors of grammary, I am not English ^^""

[deydey28]

Look at my ass this is made in China XD

[pachocobaby]

acflem silence i kill you hahahahahahahah

[xianleigh]

hahahaha :))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[trellasmall]

NEED MORE HAVING LAUGH WITHDRAWL TOO FUNNY

[Angela020202]

i cant stop laughing am cracking up with this dude XD

[Puppy02031]

omg soo funny



[ChaosRiddenReaper]

i love bush

[TheSteviecaldwell]

its shite

[TheGamerHD]

@chayi fuck you. apparently you don't know anything about islam..

[JejuneJesuit]

FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY LIKED THIS SHITFUCK TALENTLESS ASSHOLE

GOD DAMN IT ALL

now it looks like there is one more person who "likes" stupid, inane, racist humor

[mykerana]

@JejuneJesuit

how is this racist?  its just damn funny.

[DuaneFarris54]

F5 to skip as does NOT always work DX

[TheSuperrazor8]

Soo FunnY ^,..,^

[pandaman3001]

jerry the dead american troop, just as funny the other end of the spectrum ?

[CursorBuddy23]

Wait, If Im dead.. OO! That means I get my 72 Virgins! ARE YOU MY VIRGINS? I HOPE NOT. "Why?" THERES A BUNCH OF UGLY-ASS GUYS OUT THERE. ..............................­.. IF THIS IS PARADISE I'VE BEEN SCREWED!

[kalsongjoe]

what does "clay acon" means? :S 

[helloitsmeeh]

@kalsongjoe its clay aiken, btw. & hys some famous singer or something...

[kalsongjoe]

@helloitsmeeh aaahh, okey. thanks for the information! =)

[ECProductionz305]

SILENCE!!!...i kill you

[HELLJUMPERv2]

Freedom could not be sweeter

[lilcipz16]

hi anonemo

[999lasvegas]

my favirote puppet ever

[chocololli99]

"knock-knock...."

"who's there"

"me, i kiilll youu!!"

"don't move.."

"yes,i'll not move my ass.."

"idiot1 you dont hav an ass!"

"where are you come from?"

"from ur suitcase"

"waltyer said i'm just the halloween doll!!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[pokemondpp]

god damn it ! i mean ala damn it!!! hahaha lol

[UltimateSimsFan]

oh god i couldn't stand this when i first saw it... i fell asleep..

[ozzyk07r]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaah :)) "i kill ya :))

[Gulorious]

if this is paradise i am screweddd looolll

i loves thissss sooo funnyyy

[ErinGangster]

haha i know its funny

[kittygirls123]

" i will not move my ass" "you idiot u dont have an ass" "is that walter, he scares the crap out of me please do not put me back in the same suitcase he has gas " P.S. i L0Ve u dAnNy qUeZaDa tHaT atTeNdS TO MlMs

[ree0051]

He rocks in terrorist land!!!

[ilovened98]

lol soo funny! i love this vidio

[dhru5000]

u idiot u don't have an ass

slience l kill you

[dhru5000]

slience l........ killl................... youu

[Papasean7]

Oh my gosh this is hilarious...lol.

[madjerfc]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[MyFilms117]

this is so funny

[nickylusies]

are u getting i kill u for a clondike bar lol i love this guy

[sabanga3]

is he offencing the muslims??

[Fireicee1]

no, this is just a comedy act.

[chocololli99]

@sabanga3does he really like offencing the muslims?!

[TheMoufazin]

this one blows :S

[darkmoon735]

silence i kill you for a clondike bar!

"giggles" lol ssssssoooo funny!!!

[duran339]

hahaha

[123quaQua]

i'll kill u 4 a clondike bar...lol

[iji147]

phonetically it is actual spelt

aKHmed .... oh i see .... thats not actually funni :(

[Nagnoon]

He litrally spells it ACHMED on the website if you think about looking at it. And if you cant comment nice dont commet at all!!!

[iji147]

i was saying if he just said its spelt akhmed instead of ac flem then it wouldnt be funny

stop being silly u moron

[hellagesoon]

hilarius!!!

[fruits121]

silence... i kill you! xDDD funnyy! :3

[kingbrandon165]

U SUCK U BITCH YOU'RE NOT FUNNY

[AngelicaNOODLES]

my 10 year old sister told me to look this up

X_X

Twas hillarious, if I may say so, though

haha

[momorocks1]

i killllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllll u

[x3xFloFlox3x]

my ass

[abibaybeeh]

is that walter he scared the crap out of me lol

[ARX7ARBALESTZ7]

"ello! i am Lyndsay Lohan! I kill you!" XD

[dragonnite1646123]

silence ....I kill you

[fredfar12]

(^o^)

[milelyx5]

Yo FREEMAN. r u there, it's me cindy

[milelyx5]

BUT YOU'R all bones

NO it's a flesh wound

^o^

[sebas936]

someone could translate video

English---->Spanish?

[newfiedana]

SILANCE.....i kill u... lolz

[greenRockz3]

jeff: Yea okay achmed so where did you come from? Achmed:Your freakin suit case! Jeff:Look if youve been in my suitcase all this time how do you get through security at the airport? Achmed: Oh thats easy they open the case and i go ELLOOOO!! i am lyndsay lohan!!

HAHAH LOL HILARIOUS

[greenRockz3]

Achmed: Okay i will not move my ass Walter: YoU IDOIOT YOU DONT HAVE AN ASS!!!!!

[stewiebrianduo]

silence....i kill you

lol

[ALIENVINYL]

ha haaa hee heee haaa i laughed , i fucking cried , i pissed myself, it was better than CATS im going to see it again and again!!! SILENCE!!!! I KEEEL U!!!!

[xxxhash01xxx]

wait....wait..... HOLY CRAP IM IN THE AIR

[thesse1989]

Stop Touching meee! Hilarious!!!!

[iamred57]

Hilarious...so original.

Need a laugh...just watch this clip.

[eyetoyplay2468]

knock knock

who's there?

me I kill you!!

[Timetraveler98]

Monty Python refence lol 2:24

[408est]

ROFL

[cheer4lifex]

this is so funny so they open the suitcase and i say helloo im linsy lohan

[linkclaw5]

STOP toching me .....i kill u

[LostDreams95]

omg help me HELP ME

i have busted a gut -_- im dieing

my ass went throught my head

[TheMudDragon]

Stop touching MEEEEEEE !!

[skids230]

when i need a laugh, i watch ach...spit...med, just love it, thanks for the laughs...!

[2sweet464]

Classic Jeff!

lol

[ngnarusaku08]

lol

[CheekyChopsPrincessL]

omg i luv him !!:)

[ozzylifeson]

You don't allow jews in your bar u racist bastard lol

[GooshGooshGooshGoosh]

so fucking stupid

[kielo119]

hahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

wow that was soooooo funhy!!!!!!

[im4eversmart123]

yeah i threw a small boy between to cathlic priec and watch them fight to the death!

[AllOrNothinEnt]

You just ruined it, never do that again.

[cKoUliO21]

shut up oyu need to laugh more so silence i kill you!!!!!!!!

[monkeymania02]

haha this is sooooo funny i love it!!!!

[thebeanstar]

haha cute :)

[cutie4lifexx2]

seeeeeeeee that girl thebeanstar she my bby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PartysOwn]

the winner had to fight michael jackson!!!!

[PartysOwn]

rofl i luv jeff dunham!

[irreplaceablebabies]

this is so funny...lmfao...silence i kill u!!!

[michaeltheguitarhero]

what kind of terroist are you?

A TERRIFYING....TERROIST

[rockprincess2687]

that skeleton puppet is so funny

[boxxxah]

I just watched this on Comedy Central two days ago. I laughed so hard but the funniest thing was my Puppy was growling at Achmed the entire time ... ah ... I kill You ...

[yumyu168]

wat does lmao mean?

srry if i didn't know but i am really confused.... please reply..ty

[CutlerBeckett]

lmao = Laughing my ass off

[yumyu168]

thnx!!

[boxxxah]

k it means laughin my ARSE off

[demix6969]

stop touching me..... I KILL YOU !!!

[milky1way111]

lol!

[littlebear863]

silence..i kill you! LMAO Infidel

[liltanman06]

SILINCE I KILL YOU LMAO

[1300860]

stop touching me

[lollermingebag]

luv this stuff

[nathanw120]

a walter fart

[wannabeastarrover]

excellent intelligent and very very funny love it hehe

[olddad40]

You infedil. Holy Crap! I Kill You!!!! LMAO Love it! Yeah it's not funny.Walter Will Kill Us. Ha Ha Ha Thanks for sharing. Holy Crap."No Virgins "LOL

[youbasin]

hellloooo im lindsayy lohaaannn lmao

[andreastefanello]

fuckin jokes

[unch0sen]

'racist bastard' xD

[foxyluvsroxbooty]

he soo good i mean wow amazing lol so funny

[courtroxout]

SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!! lol knock knock whose there me i kill you lol

[Riffe808]

very funny hahaha

[Aiai2cool4u]

oh hey josh

[bladerjack]

THIS VIDEO IS VERY COOL!!! XD

[Joshcleaver1]

pink!!!!!

[oxfyll]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA !!!! x'D

[BexBitch]

I Kill Yoo..!

XD

[walkthemile0909]

this is so lol i love this vido

[humbligadixt]

lol

[Gienia666]

HEHE!!! I love Acchhmed's brows xD "SILENCE!! I'll kill you!!" xD

[subwayseries3]

lol

[riki121606]

ang panget

[lukeluver513513]

that guy is hilarious!!!!! SILENCE.......I KILL YOU!!!!Funny huh!!! KNOCK KNOCK? WHO'S THIER? ME, I KILL YOU!!!

[dalord100]

omfg this is the funiest thing ever when he said the thing with the priest and the little boy i was laughing on the floor

[gringa501]

this video has my toddler and thousands of other toddlers sayin i kiell you jajaja its jsut to cute though

[cram2481]

wtf..

[sslashs]

UNREAL FUNNY :D

[Mokendorf]

A, C, flem? lol

[buttcrack9876]

kinda stupid

wasnt funny to me at all

[CutlerBeckett]

Neither is your username.

[Mego768]

omg who cares its a funny show

[saralundstrom]

Can someone explain why this is funny? This is culturalistic, ignorant and degrading. I really don't get it.

[theninja89]

Well maybe you have something lodged up your asshole?

[CutlerBeckett]

Good one

[theninja89]

Thanks buddy

[queensharai]

I wanted an explanation, not an insult.