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  • Never was a fan of airline food, most domestic flights i've flown down really serve anything other than peanuts/pretzels with soda or something. On the international flights i've been on, usually serve chicken with salad and bread, usually a cookie or noodles or something, I would not say airplane food is really all that great though I fly economy. I flew first class once and they served me like a chicken breast with vodka.

  • @PILMAN We're you offered seconds?

  • this is better than what i eat on the ground!!!

  • 4:46 EWW he touch the food

  • and they sucked

  • That guy cracked so many jokes

  • How old is this video? Cause his jokes are ancient!

  • Lame ass jokes

  • All I get is pretzels and water with the ecasonal peanuts

  • So. Many. Puns..

  • Rubbish air liner food is quisine

  • Wait, did they just say that they make different meals for the pilots to avoid food poisoning? Does that mean that the food given to the normal people are more likely be dangerous? Wtf?

  • @iwakeupat6 No they said that the pilots can't have the same meal as each other to minimise food poisoning risks

  • i wish jaime oliver would work there

  • i notice they are only showing you the first class meals,beautifully arranged,the economy meals are just chucked on a tray.

  • hey guys guess what else is a meter and a half long? my dick

  • Heck, these days they'd probably try to charge you for the bag of peanuts.

  • oh for fucks sake i never get any meals on flight, fuck you ryanair

  • if thay done this everytime thay maid a meal, i wouldent mind, but as some one who watches my food, thay get lazy............., its never this good all the time..... with eneyone.... eney were !

  • Wow, this looks like crap compared to Korean air's steak dinner in Economy.

  • Im hungry

  • I wish i could afford first class i always get dogfood :(

  • I wish european airlines made food like this...

  • the turkish airline food omg soo yummiiii

  • This made me so damn fucking hungry. OMG

  • @AsnHakr

    that sorta meal would be first class.

    for long flights you will get basic shit in a bowl flying economy class

  • my dad works with qatar airways and we get to travel a lot with discount. i have to say eating is the best part in flying. the only thing i hate about fly bussiness class/ first class, they tend to focus on presentation not filling food. like i get a small salmon and veg in a middle of a huge plate. but still i love airplane food.

  • its all good food its just that its chilled after its cooking(fresh) then reheated on the plane. reheated food never tastes the best.

  • High quality ??? Compared to what ? A dogshit sandwich ?

  • im hungry now :(

  • Airplane food is just crap. Unless if you fly a good carrier like one of the east asian ones.

  • They make better food than my mom.

  • First class faggots

    

  • I wish I could eat this at the airplane.. The only things I can choose from are chicken or pasta... That's distcusting.

  • I got food poisoning from a meal I ate flying northwest airlines. I was sick for 2 days. The only airline that I've been served decent food on is American, but that was pre-9/11. Now it's stale pretzels and soda. Wow

  • This is a cool thing. But its expensive to get a decent meal on the airline.

  • So much puns...

  • @eyremamintada *many

  • these clowns make 45k meals a day? they look like they have been doing for a week. i always thought it was robots.

  • @madisonelectronic hahaha

  • he's so cheeky , using some really cheesy catch phrases

  • gotta love the puns

  • i got tired of the puns in the first 30 seconds

  • I dont like airline food shame i cant take my own on

  • wow imagine making thousnads of those everyday non stop must be tiring

  • I srsly like this narrator, the puns are so cool: "These are meals that serve a HIGHER purpose.... That's why there aren't any soufles here, they couldnt possibly RISE to the occasion.... Because this is food of HIGH quality......."

  • watch this while your stoned :)

  • Try telling 'em budget airlines. 

  • ur hands not properly washed plz wash again......;)

  • in my opinion airplane food is disgusting

  • thumbs up if you are too lazy to thumbs up

  • Is it me or is my tc fucked up couz i cant find these guys anymore

  • Air Canada meals. Haha.

    "High Quality"? Nope, not that I know of.

  • Lmao the hygiene is essential yeah right , check out the guys BOOT at 0.59 when he presses the pedal after washing hes hands... . And also how many corny jokes can this narrator come up with, must be record or something.

  • Ah, that's not how they make it now.. it's frozen microwave meals

  • how do they prepare the food for the first class on the a380's?

  • @ipodkid822 depends what airline

  • They show food that's cooked in the facility.Only first class and club class are cooked in place the economy class gets frozen food often from a subcontractor and now some airlines give frozen to club class.

  • 4:22 OF FUKING COURSE

  • The Flight Attendants only serve actual food when the flight is long enough for people to become hungry. Otherwise they always give snacks and drinks.

  • I know I know it looks good and all but economy class food in reality is not delicious at all... The noodles taste like cardboard ewwwwwwwww!!¡¡!!¡¡!! Next time I'm going on first class that food might be worth trying:)

  • @UndercoverPegasus

    If I could make comparisons, it will be like the stuff you get at hotel buffets. Not 5 star stuff but good enough that it doesn't leave a foul taste in your taste buds.

  • meat looks delicious.

  • This is prolly the first class airplane food

  • I WANT MY PLANE HAHAHA..

  • Now I'm hungry. But I don't blame myself, I blame ALL OF YOU!

  • why is everyone complaining? if you want this nice food, just pay for it -_-.

    its just like paying to go to a nicer place to eat. If you pay for a mc donalds seat, you'll get mc donalds food

  • @Paulismyhero777 i would pay for a mc donalds seat then! what airline do you use?

  • @ijustgotlost Usually American airlines, we go to dallas alot

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  • high quality food ? LIES !

  • This is a piece of fiction.

  • to

    

  • oh my god, these puns are making nauseas

  • @ryancachola cool capitals bro

  • @ryancachola Uh... What?

  • "They are careful not to overfill them to avoid spillage..."

    Right... money saving bastards! I want my hearty meal!

  • Why didn't they show the guy ejaculating in it?

  • ya not with air canada you get a complamentery juice box

  • Whenever I'm on the plane, I get an option of chicken or beef. No matter what I order, I'm pretty sure it's the same thing...

  • The only meal I always got was 1 bun or 1 sandwich with jam or butter..

  • omg those puns are so lame = ="

  • this is sooo not wat they serve on planes

  • @yoNumero1lilMija You were probably in coach.....

  • Oh so that's how its made!

  • This is ridiculous, the Economy Section is x10 worse than all this nicely prepared food. But I guess the cost difference accounts for it... First Class is like 3-4 times more costly. 

  • Also, I don't know what they were talking about how the altitude affects our taste buds. I bought some chinese food at the airport and it tasted the same 30,000 feet in the air.

  • When your flying out of country, you get a more elaborate meal. Even in economy class. I remember when I was flying to France for the first time, I had a full meal just like the ones in the video. I can't remember what it was though. They give you two choices. And a glass of whatever drink you want. It was definitely nicer than peanuts.

  • Too many puns!! I can't take it!

  • All I got was a half-peice of cheese and two small crackers o.e you'd expect them to give you more, even if you're on the economy section .-.

  • I wish that food actually made it onto the plane.

  • too many puns....

  • @laraaiam55 BOOOO!!! you discusting spammist.

  • @laraaiam55 why the hell are you saying that in an airline food video? Plus, nobody cares.

  • cant have soufles? guess they couldnt...*puts sunglasses on*...rise to the occasion....YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHH­H!!!

  • Better than school food.

  • @DIPSH1TLOSER prison food is better than school food xD

  • I always thought that airplane meals were just made of expired chicken, some half-through cooked rice and a cheap sauce.

  • @03Neko30 Plane companies (like West Jet) would want their ratings to be high, so they will have some sort of accuse to why the tickets cost so much. if they feed people stuff like what you mentioned, then there will be no West Jet company if people found out.

  • @03Neko30 that's the economy class xD

  • what airline is that cause all I've been getting is pretzel and a cup of soda

  • @phalie This is first class only,the ghetto section gets the peanuts

  • @cast390 XD Then I was in the Ghetto section. It was funny because we saw the food getting carted towards us and we go excited...and then it carted on.

  • @cast390 lol

  • @cast390 you must fly delta! lol

  • @cast390 Well, I have a very simple solution for your problem my friend. GET A First Class or Business Class ticket. That's what I all way's do.

  • @cast390

    If you would fucking accept Communism then we could all be equal on the plane And EVERYBODY gets peanuts, While me and a small selective group of 11 others get 3 course meals, And Champagne.

  • @Mikuruification You are closer to the front of the plane. In a crash you get to die first.

  • @cast390 Lol, not first class, ive eaten these almost every time i'm on airplane :3

  • @cast390 I asked for something else and they gave me a cold hot dog. It's not much, but better then peanuts and pretzels.

  • @phalie try flying with a better airline the best ive been on is olympic the food was food the worst food is any british charter but british airways food is good just dont eat on the eurostar trains that realy is taste less and over cooked

  • what airline is that cause all I've been getting is pretzel and a cup of soda

  • Airplane food is nothing like this... even if you fly British Airways etc

  • lol at 0:45

  • 0:43 Airline mayos

  • ROFL for the amount of money people have to pay even for the economy they better get a first class meal

  • @WeeItsNookies "Even for the economy?" What...

    The amount of money we pay is being spent on the plane inspections, staff, and other needed stuff. You cant be treated like royalty every time you fly.

  • WHAT A PILE OF CRAP IS THIS A SPOOF?

  • -_- I taught they used the engine to cook the food

  • I challenge them to add more pwns to this show!

  • Like the cart tarts can even count heads well enough to get the meal order right...

  • 0:45 "airline miyeels"

  • CHICKEN OR PASTA?!????

  • which fucking airline does shit like this anymore

  • Before it said about economy meals I was thinking fucking hell, I swear I never get stuff this good.

  • The narrator sounds like SHREK!!!!!

  • @planejet42 haha good spotting

  • Ah man, that's so funny... Economy passengers get what... Rice, Twinkie and water? XD

  • @WonderingShojo Yup pretty much... My trip to back to china, rice gruel, apple juice in one of those fruit cups, a fruit cup, and maybe a dinner roll with a butter thing

  • I always wanted to work making meals for airlines

  • Soooo many puns!

  • Bagged Peanuts =D

  • @CkRevrev lawl

  • what if you flight is at 1 in the morning..... its not eaten on same day then is it,, duhhhh

  • too bad they dont hand it out for free anymore... :(

  • so... many... puns...

  • airline meals are just awful

  • I got served dick the last time I flew.

  • @conglomerate8

    the meals for the economy section are hilarious.... lol

    "Here ya go, ya cheap fuck."

  • i ate dust last time i flew

  • 1: Wait for leftovers to be put in trash.

    2: Pick out the leftovers when everyone is gone.

    3: Re-pack the food

    4: Give to passenger

    5: Repeat.

  • ...I don't even get a tray when I fly.

  • THis if food of high quality...

    MY ASSS >.<

  • pause and then play and keep pressing four. EMO CHEF

  • mow you are lucky to get a cracker.

  • Here you get a sandwich...

  • like this is, before they said it was first class, you were like, "This is airline food? WHAT?"

  • i don't really trust the last sentence

  • its ball shit its all made by factory not by man!

  • High quality my ass

  • 2:05 Someone's Been Watching the film "airplane" then haha

  • Thumbs up if you watched this because you were bored.

  • @xXCrazyxNoobxX i like thes sort of stuff is good to see how the stuff is made

  • @xXCrazyxNoobxX that and i tihnk its sort of interesting.

  • I love airline food.

  • i don't get such food that looks so good when i went on airplane -_- wawawaw i like the cake they show in the beginning of the video

  • @animemily3027 LOL....I am in tears right now! the face and the wawawaw...thanks for the laugh!!

  • @MarkSentMe >_< thanks lol

  • Wow. the best I got on a flight to Ethiopia was a few sticks and a couple of small rocks in some sort of iffy looking broth.

  • $600 extra = a small steak with a spoonful of butter wow what a deal. im definitely going to spend what I would spend on a 5 day vacation on a 2oz steak......!

  • @METALMAN4Wii wow if your that poor that $500 is all it takes for your vacation , how do you afford to fly????? joke.

  • @circusboy90210 I fly cheap is how I dress up like a dog and fly for $50......!

  • @METALMAN4Wii would really like to research that urban myth. seen it alot in entertainment, but the hard truth is lot's of pets die in the extreme cold & lack of oxygen , most cargo holds experience. would need an oxygen bottle & thick dog suit. your a funny man though. har har hardy har harr :P

  • @circusboy90210 No but Seriously If you live in the U.S. Airtran is Pretty Cheap. I Flew them when I went to Seattle to try to get a Job as a Game Tester for Nintendo. I think I only Paid $160 and I was departing from Detroit. Plus you get free XM Radio and Free Pretzels Free Pretzels Man, I mean what Airline gives you those......?

  • @METALMAN4Wii I value my life too mutch to fly on those substandard heaps, the maintain the bare minimums in maintenance & probably use non union workers. but yeah pretzels are pretty standard I fly fairly often enough to know. listen to everything & watch everything, seen hydraulic leaks on some cheaper flights, love to just behind the wing seats(wing seats place you in danger from turbine failures) clue me in on game testing please.

  • @circusboy90210 Well it was a Pretty New Bowing 747 and what Parker Services Didn't tell me is they were letting Testers go until they had more Testing. Parker is one of the companies Nintendo of America Hires to Hire there Testers. so before I left Seattle WA I went up to Nintendo holding a Boom Box over my head 1980's Movie style ( the song was love is a Battlefield btw ) and started Yelling Pick me Reggie. but they just had Security Walk me off Their Property.....!

  • @METALMAN4Wii i kno right i could buy that for 10bucks

  • @METALMAN4Wii

    Or in comparison: Bar and Grill food for first class flights and tv dinners for economy flights at what it would exaggerated prices.

  • @asaqe3 True and first class really isn't that different at least from what I saw. I mean the seats were a little bigger and the tv's were free and I think all they got was a sandwich since it was an American flight. alot of people brought food on from the food places and sat in couch. btw my TV was free because I'm slid my prepaid credit card with nothing on it. because there's no transactions at 5000 miles up the data gets saved to a computer and it does the transactions when the plane lands.!

  • damn first class people........

  • For sure is not Aegean Airlines meal factory... Another "Mediterranean delicatessen" (beans) and I will get crazy!

  • Mmmmmm!

  • I just wanna try them on the ground to see what they really taste like.

  • @lkfcalvin , the documentary did say that way high up your taste buds are not so active, but i feel the food(Emirates) is good, so on ground it may be more spicier as my taste buds may be active as usual

  • first class can kiss my ass i get no good food

  • airplane food is actually not bad, its a difficult job to get all those meals ready to feed so many picky people, i appluse everyone who is involved in making the food, keep up the great work.

  • chicken