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  • And no good will every come of it. Or no one will every come good.

  • I used to have a best friend named Tre you know.

  • sex with you how would dare to turn the light off

  • i can play the first riff of FEAR OF THE DARK sucks my amp is down i need a new one

  • PINK and your beautiful real RED HAIR i like

  • candle lit bathroom..

    outside summer night in the cool grass and warm bodies with a huge soft thick blanket.

    air mattress in the back of a truck with the tailgate up.

    grinding the motion of the ocean (literally)

    ------

    i want them genes. no need for another baby by you, but i would love to have ALL of your those genes, but a surrogate would do fine for our starchild.. and we can be nymphos. will get that snip snip or whatever. unless you like sperm.

  • Lmfao

  • hahahahaahhaha

  • you should make a video on breast feeding. imo

  • You know what helps me when I'm sad? Pretending that there might be someone out there that cares because there isn't. I got sad for a couple of days because of some shit I went through and someone wanted to have me doped up and turn me into some sort of android that can't think with no emotions. I went from being sad to angry then. I thought about getting drunk, but I figured that really only makes things worse.

  • Roflmao so I'm not the only one who thinks that X'D

  • I used to have a nightlight, but the first time a friend stayed over I switched it off beforehand, because I was so embarrassed XD I havent had a nightlight since - but watching Insidious fuckerd it all up for me O.o so now I hate the darkness again, yay!! :D

  • @MomoHasMuffins Insidious is absolutely designed to take the most hard-core not-scared-of-dark pimp-ass muthas and turn them into Johnny-the-homicidal-maniac squee NEVER SLEEP AGAIN whiney-babies.

  • @ytgv3fc7 haha, thanks for your opinion ;) I had completely forgotten I watched that film ^^

  • @MomoHasMuffins did you notice the teacher's chalkboard has a picture of the puppet doll from SAW?

  • @ytgv3fc7 I don't think so ... or maybe I did, we'll never know ... O.o

  • "I get up in the evening and I ain't got nothing to say I come home in the morning I go to bed feeling the same way I ain't nothing but tired Man I'm just tired and bored with myself Hey there baby, I could use just a little help You can't start a fire You can't start a fire without a spark This gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark" - ? (@_@)
  • you kill me - thank you for brightening my sordidly mundane day...A+++

  • It is good to be able to remember stuff; unless, you're behind enemy lines and taken captive by hostile forces I guess.

  • 61 ppl were eating ham.

  • Lol.

  • are you eating ham!?

  • Girls are usually the ones who ask for lights off. I hate it!! If I am with a beautiful girl I want to see her!!

  • Darkness is bad

  • I apologize for thinking weird thoughts during the darkness Karen

  • lol i love the part do i smell ham are yu eating ham and is that your foot why is it cold and wet

  • yours so f'n hot who in their right mind would want to turn off the lights while having sex with you...

  • Please go Jump in a well ! and commit suicide !

  • "Eating ham..."?! Ha dirty thoughts!

  • My gf likes to have sex in the dark.. I fucking hate it.. Males are visual people and I like to have that visual of her but some girls are not happy with their bodies no matter what body type. I knew a girl with 9/10 body and she said she didn't like having sex with the lights on. Crazy ladies...

  • LOL

  • I am having nasty thoughts, I shoud be spanked.

  • haha, youre soo right!

  • Pitch black...

  • HILARIOUS!!! You make me happy.

  • sex with a hammmmm LOL

  • @WHITECOYOTE65 ROfll

  • ROfl

  • what you dont eat ham when you dark bonking? Youve not lived girl!! lol

  • lol

  • But if I have the lights off she'll never see me cumming.

  • xDDDDDD what is that eww xDDD

  • I wanna PLUNGE her PINK!

  • Keep the lights on.

  • That was about as random as your tweets.

  • hahaha xD

  • Soft Neon shines into the room with a soft flutter of the neon sign outsides change....

  • lol i was eating ham ha ha!

  • hahaha

  • that's some awesome hair i swear!

  • id want the lights on having sex with you cause you are way hot and id def want to see everything. plus how could i lick all the whipped cream and chocolate syrup off of you if it was in the dark and i couldn't see???? lol

  • Having sex with Karen in the dark would be a silly as taking black and white photos of a gorgeous redhead.

  • I am not 700 That like this i am 699 .....do it right !!

  • Who and why would you have sex in the dark....your missing half the fun that way :)

  • LOL

    

  • looove your hair in this video!

  • Hmmm Your right why all the SEX videos..lolololololol

  • Lights, Camera, Action!

  • lol... btw isnt the tv supposed to be on?

  • Well this was random.

  • Well... honestly, if I were with a woman as beautiful as you, I would actually want to be able to see her. Lights on for me

  • hey whats your favourite way to crush a mans balls

  • @thekid13279 A MALLOT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA whoa what? what kind of question and answer is that?!

  • is hamfoot a disease?

  • Dammit, now I want ham... thanks a friggen lot!

  • ok karen i am done watching the video ,now lets have sex

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  • Ham is good

  • What's with the stripper eyebrows??

  • Marry me

  • Karen is a horny bitch!

  • what did u do to ur hair

  • LOL!!!

  • Karen and sex, that's what's on my mind tonight!

  • i'd tottaly want the lights on if we had sex, your so pretty!

  • i dont think the lights will ever get that dark ever when their out lol

  • this girl saved me from committing suicide :|

  • @smandsome7 thats good

  • lmao

  • You don't have to be bored when you are around (in the positive way) ^^

  • I can see in the dark, so... :D

  • Sex with the lights off is boring!

  • Hot red head with hot big....

  • haha that was the best - hey your voice sounds really sexy in the dark!

  • LOL

  • haha what's with this sudden flow of sex videos?

  • @xXKornXx :>

  • @xXKornXx Somebody needs to get some ;)

    They're some of her best IMO XD

  • @xXKornXx Because its almost valentines day

  • @xXKornXx It seems the 1st one was successful.

  • @xXKornXx She's getting horny for valentine's day :P

  • @xXKornXx she's hurtin' .

  • sex is good :)

  • @xXKornXx What's wrong with them? <3

  • @xXKornXx she is getting it on a daily basis now and the vibrator has been retired. Or has it? mmmmmmmmm...heh heh

  • You should play a part in Modern Family xD

  • Haha...been through this at least once.

  • Hey! Whats wrong with eating ham under any circumstances??

  • I thought this was going to be another feminist rant that I adore :P

  • Oh dear.

  • I've seen examples of how ridiculous YouTube's new Translate Captions feature is, but the captions in this video are fucking hilarious!! LOL :-)

  • Its funny because 1/5 of all viewers was really thinking than its gonna be real light off sex...and 2/5 come see all her video's because they want to marry her...and 1/5 is only there because they are curious...And finally, the last 1/5 is here to fapping with chicken in the mouth in front of a picture of a dressed dog.

  • The fukin captions are hilarious turn em on and see what I mean

  • @MrRocko5505 amazing, lmao. I love the captions. Honestly, I think it'd make Karen even funnier to those who can't hear. With her facial expressions and those amazing captions...LOL

  • Omg Ahhahah! Dannggg you look really good! Mmmm. ;)

  • Ham.

  • why would you want to turn the lights off? thats like saying i wanna screw you but i don't want to look at you. no leave the lights on, thanks!

  • Wait..wait what is that? Ew...Ew... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. I love when she says fuck...I love when she talks...

  • @DarkGodThanos its the cc button on the bottom right hand corner

  • I'll click that shit!

  • lol i hate it with the lights off too but it's more romantic just put on some scented candles lol but ya me and my ex did that every night i couldn't see worth a dam too almost fell off the bed one time too

  • LOL AT THE CAPTIONS.

  • HAHAHAHAHA turn on the captions n then watch the video. Laugh

  • the duration of this clip is not unlike my actual sex life

  • I CRACKED @ oh its your foot

    

  • Does anyone have sex in the dark? Why? I can't imagine that..

  • allow me to give your inner thighs a tongue cleaning

  • Lights on. Then I can find the remote after. Gotta get my "Bones" fix on, yo.

  • I prefer it with the lights on as well

  • night lights ftw!

  • FUCK U

  • xD kekekekke omg love it

  • I was eating a Hot Dog while watching this.

  • liek'in this vid is just wrong....

  • lol! peace2u! eric

  • Pretty, On

    Ugly, Off

  • lol if a girl was going off like THAT in the dark... i would've already left the room without her knowing to go watch tv or something.

  • I have a circulation problem.  My whole family does. That's why my feet are always cold and wet.

  • I used to feel the same way until I married Sweet Bertha lucky for Me She worked at the Nuke plant all them years because She glows in the dark.

  • lol

  • Note to self: Leave lights ON while seducing Karen.... bahahaha, like I'd be so lucky.

  • @charlieo88 Why would you ever want the lights off in the first place? xD

  • Wow,

    so the lights go off

    and

    i can't think of a good comment for this video 

  • If you're smelling ham in the sack, one of you needs a shower.

  • @DigiFluid hahahaha

  • i'm with ya baby! LIGHTS ON BITCH!!!!!!!! i wanna see it all......at least when my eyes arent closed in pure PLEASURE. boooyaa! : )

  • ok for the 20th time i think,, love ur boobs,, and i would stroke you repediatly .. hey watch my crappy vids!! thx

  • You'd be wasted in the dark.

  • Dim lights are nice...

  • what about sex under a strobe? both light and dark.

  • Something is wrong with any man that would want to turn off the lights when you're involved.

  • i doubt ANY man (or woman) would ask for the lights off while they're with you ;)~

  • That was very funny :) You are crazy fun!! Just love you!

  • very funny Karen

  • Who would want to make love to you in the dark? You're a delight to every one of the five senses (I'll assume, because for all I know you smell like cabbage).

    Who loves ya, baby?

  • dumb

  • last 3 videos nothing but sex, but I will abstain from protest.

  • Wait till he wears a Trojan--hot and icy--and you can get the same effect with Sombra, but it only desensitizes us in the end. Anyway, it is true, nothing good can ever come of it in the dark.

  • This is why woman will never take over the world!

  • The incandescent light bulb is immoral? Is that real reason they want to ban it?

  • No, they want to ban it to set the precedent that they can control what you use in your house.

    The vast majority of the population won't object until they start banning vibrator or condom use in the house.

    Because, after all, the government knows whats best for us to eat and drive and wear and use except when it comes to getting our rocks off.

    Think they'd never do it? Check out her other video about absurd sex laws that are already on the books

  • Ha 'like' for sex w lights on!

  • i thought you were a mom

    xD

  • LOL I pissed my self

  • LMAO!!!! I'm sending this one to all of my friends

  • In other words.. all blind girls have never had good sex and would be extremely easy to please. Got it. Thanks Karen!!

  • KAREN would like to hear something funny on Egypt's debunked prez. I know you can do it. :)))

  • i would put 5 spotlights on you if i were rockin your box

  • lol

  • Note to self...Karen likes it with the light on..

  • I'd sure like to be in the dark with Karen ! Shes just so dang Cute!

  • wow

  • Nice hair color :)

  • Hey Karen, why haven't you congratulated the Egyptian people yet ???

  • stop being shy and turn on the lights.

  • cunt :)

  • Open the light! Open the light! :'( scary

  • I only like to make dirty comments to you on this channel.

    "OMG is that a ham" Yes, it is indeed a ham!

  • Hahaha funniest video u've ever made karen :D and that's very funny