Can you imagine what their bathroom smells like in the morning after the "three guys who weigh over 200lbs, and the plump scotch girl" have to go to the bathroom at about the same time after eating all that Jimmy Dean Sausage with eggs and toast, and hash browns and coffee and bisquits with gravy and milk and orange juice and don't forget the salt and pepper they load on those portions....and I bet this goes on EVERY morning in that double wide trailer of theirs.....Oh, the humanity!
@Fgsfds1995......You are so right. My mistake....T - BONE Steak for the guy who says, "Damn It, I gonna eat"...and a T-BONE Steak for the "little plump Scotch girl". Imagine what their bathroom smells like from 9:00 am to 10:30 AM on Saturday mornings!! Oh, the humanity!
well just noticed this morning my cereal box has shrunk--again...just like many other consumer goods. Hooray for piss poor government, greed and overpopulation
A lot of people on here sure are shaming this guy on here. Even shaming him believing he's fat and telling him HOW TO LIVE HIS LIFE (example: "go on a diet" "eat vegetables." Yet it's completely wrong to shame a homosexual, transsexual, abortionist, pot smoker, gay couple who adopts a child or two, or celebrities. How come we can shame this guy and tell him to CHANGE HIS LIFESTYLE, BUT NOT THESE OTHER PEOPLE. I want an answer. This is coming from a young Northerner too. Where's my answer?
@rstanis2 The answer to your question is, we live in the age of Obama where deviants are praised and honored and anyone who doesn't accept and embrace a freakish lifestyle is considered to be evil.
Alright the guy kinda has a point, im not sayin he shouldve gotten so worked up about it, but 16 oz was probably the perfect amount. And he was right about that maple and sage crap, jimmy dean original's the only way to go.
Honestly I don't recall seeing 12 oz. rolls, I'm not calling him a liar maybe that's something they tried to pull off where he lives. I know one thing they sure as hell pulled that stunt with ice cream where I live.
Problem with buyin two rolls thats 12 ox insteada one thats 16 is you get leftovers so then its like you gotta think three four days ahead and NOONE wants to get all mathy every gd morning they just wanna EAT gd it.
what in the fuck are you bitching at mother fuckier if you van make your god damn sausage then why the fuck did nt you fuvking do tht in the god damn place mother fuckng joe dirt souding shit fuck!~
@TarenReyem - Ah, I see we have another "tolerant liberal" on our hands. And I’m sure you are not now or have ever been prejudice. I’m sure you would never categorize people by color, race, religion OR THEIR BACKGROUND …! Well, keep your happy ass in the Ivy League, Northern, sophisticated, superior, urban crap-hole you call home. The folks in the South and West (I’m a Rocky Mountain Man) will enjoy life just fine without you. And yes, I’m watching my language or you'ld get alot more.
vote Republican! If the FREE MARKET wasn't being destroyed by SOCIALIST LIBERALS this man could have his rightfully-earned sausage! Down with Obama, he's a MUSLIM!
@TarenReyem fuck you. You think because your from the north your level of intelligence is higher than mine? Your fucking wrong pal. Its dumbasses like you that post ignorant youtube comments that entertain the world motherfucker!
Maybe the three men who way over 200lbs and the woman who's a little chubby should consider eating a little less sausage and then not weigh over 200lbs and/or be a little chubby anymore. Remember; in China the word for "problem" is the same as the word for "opportunity"*
@TheCelineDionChannel Because some people don't want to have to pay twice the price for what they used to buy in only one roll. What part of his words did you not understand? :|
@HelloMelonbread I understood his words its his logic i dont get. I dont see how 2 extra patties is gonna full him. I dont think Jimmy Deans team did this to stab their consumers in the back..Clearly the cost of production is affecting its price but sheesh ...I have to pay extra for it and u dont see me going all anal about it.
it went down from 16 ounces to 12 ounces....thats about 2 sausage patties. how are you supposed to feed 600 pounds of men a plump scotch girl and a 13 year old girl (who i assume is also plump) on 2 extra patties
Hey, Randy Taylor sounds like MY kind of man! Shit, he just wants to eat! At take care of his plump dutch girl. Several dozen eggs, t-bone steaks, and 16oz of Jimmy Dean sausage?! Damn.....
Hey, Randy, you say Jimmy Dean is a Southern sausage? It started out in Texas by country music singer Jimmy Dean, but ever since 1994, it was been made by the Sara Lee Corporation. Randy, are its headquarters in Texas? To quote Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter, "April Fool, Dumb---!", the headquarters for the Sara Lee Corporation are located in Downers Grove, Illinois, and if I remember my geography, Illinois ain't South.
I live in Texas and this right here makes me ashamed to admit that. I hate Texas for two reasons and two reasons only... Redneck hicks and republicans... and I'm 100% certain this guy is in both categories.
MAN...I bet some adult entertainment chicks like Flower Tucci, Ann Marie (or, 'Ann Marie Rios'), Carmen Hayes, or even Pinky (hell, especially PINK!!!) would love to "play" with that 12oz sausgae tube above. ;-) Even if it were cold! :-) Nah, I'm just playing. On the real, though, R.I.P to Jimmy Dean. I never ever once tried his sausage (PAUSE!!! LOL!). But, I heard it was good (PAUSE again! Lol!). When I was growing up back in the day, my mother was all about Parks' sausage. Which wasn't bad.
Isn't it amazing how some people can't get over President Bush, like there was world happiness and rainbows and roses until he was elected, then we had 8 years of moral eclipse, death and destruction. Seems to me the past year is no different from the previous 7, except that American unemployment and taxes are up, that usually happens when the dems take over.
Back to the video, I was in the local grocery store here and lo and behold, there was a 16 oz tube of Jimmy Dean sausages on sale 2 for $5!!! Randy can now feed his portly family for less.
ohh Justin, thanks so much man, I just played this for both my parents and then I woke up to Jimmy Dean in a 12 oz roll for breakfast...my dad can't listen to it enough...
1. You really care what the 'world' thinks of us? Are you really that insecure? Does Iran care what the 'world thinks of it'??? Has that stopped him from threatening the surrounding countries with nukes the instant he has one?
2. Besides, anyone that says they 'hate America' I respond with: "I hate your country more" like there's some sort of 'hate' scale that conforms to reality.
How about you stop BLAMING BUSH and get on with your own life? Naa, that won't happen.
this coming from the guy who responded to a comment that was several weeks old. 'get on with your own life', he says. yeah, i already tried that. you apparently felt what i had to say was still relevant, or at least your business.
and at what point did i ever say that i hated america? just because i think bush is a useless sack of crap, that means i hate the country he used to lead?
I hate obama but I still love America. I guess I can now understand what you were going through all those years. It actually feels good to call the President a 'mindless turd' and 'bag of crap'. I haven't been able to do that since bubba presented his little willy to Monica.
Are you saying that your comment from several weeks ago doesn't apply today? I just don't get why after a year you still openly bash Bush, my guess is old habits die hard.
oh, i dont know, because all of a sudden, everything is now obama's fault, and bush didn't have a damned thing to do with it. 2 wars, only one of which we had any business starting, dodging questions about his policies and acting like people have no right to ask such questions because 'he was trying to protect us'. not on the other side of the world, he wasn't.
granted yes, obama doesn't do everything right, but fuck, would you want to inherit the mess he got?
Unless you have double standards and no one can do what you have done for the past 8 years.
Oh, oh, oh, the press is eagerly awaiting obama's decision on how he is going to run the war... it only takes him months to make the simplest decisions that involves millions of lives and death. Maybe he's waiting for what Iran has to say in the matter?
i didn't say that, but i do have a quick question: why did he have us runnng 2 wars almost simultaneously? wouldnt it have been better to do one at a time, espcially since we didn't belong in iraq in the first place? no wmd, no reason for being there.
and no, i dont trust obama either. is he still trying to reason with that psyho kim jong il? whatever happened to not negotiating with terrorists?
I see you have been blisfully ignorant for the past 8 years.
I will enlighten you, if you choose to learn.
You might not remember Gulf War 1, but saddam attacked Kuwait without provacation. The civillized world combined to drive him out. After all his sword rattling it turned out a retarded group of girl scouts could have defeated him.He agreed to conditions of inspection via UN Resolution which he didn't live up to. The world took him out.
Why wait so long to take out saddam? Just look who was President before Bush and you will say: 'ahh ha'. Also, every congress and senator said 'saddam has wmd's'. Show me one that said 'saddam has NO wmd's' and maybe I'll change my mind.
well, look who was president before bill-jeff? why wasn't this shit taken care of 17 years ago?
and besides, every congress and senator said there were, hans blix said there werent. show me one congressman or senator who was actually out there looking for wmd's that would give them call to say whether there were or werent.
one other question: do you think there were wmd's in iraq back around the time of the first gulf war? that would sure have given us reason to move in then if there were.
Bush Sr. wanted to go and take out saddam but the objective was to free Kuwait. saddam begged to stay in power in Iraq and agreed to sanctions and inspections.
Blix couldn't find his own ass with both hands. It's no wonder he couldn't find anything. I suppose you didn't hear about the photos of semi's leaving the plants to be inspected the next day?
im not supporting him, im just curious as to why bush had to claim something that, whatever you might think, is still unproven, when we could have gone with 'that saddaam hussein's a prick, let's kick the shit out of him' which i would have fully supported. of course, going over, getting him would be the only reason to be there, and once we've got him, gtfo.
now the photos, 2 things. do we KNOW what was in them, or do we simply think we do? if we dont know, they dont factor in
I just realized that you are under the false delusion that the Gulf War 2 was fought for the one and only reason of WMD's. If you can read there are hundreds of reasons to remove saddam, WMD's was one of them.
If someone killed 100 people and then jaywalked, you would claim that upon his execution we didn't prove he jaywalked.
'gtfo' means the country and it's oil would go to the one with the most guns and last standing, but then again, why would we remove a dictator to have Iran walk in and steal it's resources to buy guns and pay terrorists to kill us. Makes sense.
Also, where did they go, why were they not tracked and inspected? the fuck would saddaam have done if we had stopped the trucks and said 'we're checking them' ? not a damn thing.
Where did saddam's WMD's go? That's a good question. With all that desert and hiding places, where do you think the missing WMD's went? They were there, no one including saddam denies the existance of WMD's.
none by the inspectors, but the soldiers bush sent over there are another matter altogether. bush, who actually thinks information gained from torture is reliable. wouldnt you tell me whatever you thought i wanted to hear, if i were pulling out your fingernails, if it meant i would stop doing that?
bush, bush, bush... he isn't President anymore so get over him.
First you demand WMD's were the one and only reason for GW2 now you are whining, whining, whining about 'torture', like giving prisoners korans and prayer rugs and letting them pray 50 times a day?
You are torturing me now with your whining and lack of education.
dude, i took a poke at him and forgot about it the next day. several weeks later, you come across my post and decide to start something. since you seemed to want to talk about it, i obliged.
I like your inferrment that President Bush 'hand picked' the soldiers to send to war. I always thought the military's job was to get each and every person ready to fight. Who got their fingernails pulled off? That smells of what Vietnam did to our POW's. Maybe you should volunteer to elicit information from the criminally insane who's only mission in life is to kill you because of where you were born.
1441 shouldnt have existed. when he started jerking us around before, we should have brought him down then. this guy got annihilated when he fought iran, and yet called it a victory for his side.
You sure are supporting saddam. What have you got against your native land, America? saddam was a dictator, jerk and murderer. If you want to worship him and his life and death that's up to you.
how does opposing the torture of prisoners he used to rule translate into supporting him? or opposing going in the 21st century, when we could have gone in the 20th century? if we didn't wanna do it then, and let him flip the world off for so long, why now? how many people did saddaam torture and kill between gulf war 1 and 2, that wouldnt have if we had gone in and taken care of him the first time we went over?
Have you seen the reports of the torture that saddam's troops did to Kuwait? The murders, throwing babies out of incubators, setting the oil fields on fire.....
So you blame America for saddam's actions? So many dictators, so few bullets... Why hasn't America gone in and cleaned up every country in Africa? Mass murder going on, starvation, AIDS... Why don't we go in and take all them out? Or don't you care?
what are we, the damn world police? is it our job to nursemaid the planet? in short, no i don't.
we would have to be at war nonstop. as soon as we killed one, someone just as bad or worse would step up. unless the locals were actually capable of governing themselves. which if they were, psycho x wouldnt have risen to power in the first place.
ring, at any time in the world there are many wars going on. Have you noticed the only time anyone whines is when America is involved? I guess you didn't notice that Iraq and Afganistan were coalition wars, it just wasn't America.
and you took how long to respond? you didnt think "oh, this comment is several weeks old, its old news" ? no, you saw someone take a poke at your hero, and got full of piss and vinegar over it. seems to me you're the one cant get over him
retardmaster, I too, a couple of weeks off for vacation and didn't have access to a computer to reply to you or anyone else.Seems you don't realize that people have lives beyond filling you in with recent events. I will be blaming obama for all my problems for the rest of my life, not only the 3 remaining years of his political life.
Hopefully America will wake up and the democrat majority will be a minority in 2010 and Palin will be given the chance to fix things before America is destroyed.
bwahhhahahhahahaa you don't understand what a VACATION is? That's why I didn't 'respond' to your Bush bash.
Funny you should mention Africa, that's where osbama was born. He also stuttered something about he's visited the 57 states??? Do you get a mini-woody when osbama is reading the teleprompter?
The day you are 'outta here' is the day America will be better off.
but you did respond. way late. vacation or not, the comment was not only a joke, but was also weeks old by the time it got around to you. do you not understand the meaning of OLD NEWS?
as for the teleprompter, id have a lot more tolerance for bush if he had simply used one. got tired of asking guys like you what the fuck he just said when he finally stopped talking.
do you get a micro-woody when someone actually buys into your birther bs?
How did osbama get a passport if he can't produce a legitimate birth certificate? I'm older than him and I have one. 'We', who's we, you and the turd in your pants?
Plus, did you notice how bent out of shape you got when I commented on how osbama was born in Kenya and not in Hawaii like all the liars claim?
kindof like how you got all bent out of shape 5 months after i saw the idiot in the video and pointed out that our last president was from the same state?
and, theyre liars? prove it. or you're simply guilty of slander.
here's the one that gets me: lets say for the sake of argument that you're right, obama's not eligible for his job. do you realize that means essentially that it is useless to vote? after all, a year and a half later, they may find out they didnt get
You know what? I feel the exact same way when someone from Kenya says something stupid and I point out that our current President was born there.
Guilty of slander??? bwahhhahhahahhaaa
Come and get me... I'll be happy to bring this to court. :)
I agree with you that the Chicago way of dead people voting is the osbama and ACORN way. Before the election even started they had lawyers making motions to disprove the results if osbama lost.
again, all the evidence points to hawaii. you disagree with the evidence, but unless you have something concrete, it's strictly your opinion.
not my problem.
not what i meant. i meant all the way across. if it were proven -now- that obama was not born here, and thus not eligible to be president, that means that whoever is responsible for making sure about shit like that before they put their name down, can't do their damned job. its likely people might be discouraged from
so, there's nobody out there responsible for going "let's make sure you were born here. we're big on that" ? politicians are politicians, they're all obcessed with power, not just democrats
actually yes. i may not like the man, but as a US citizen, /the/ president is /my/ president. one thing we apparently agree on.
i really hope that one way or another, somebody gets the system fixed in such a way so that we know where future candidates are from. that's a really big detail to be fucking around with
i did. and i wished he would have done a better job than i feel he did. i simply don't see the wisdom in trying to run two wars simultaneously. could we not have dealt with afghanistan, then turned our attention to saddaam? its possible if we had been concentrating our forces more, we might have found osama. which bush could then hold as his greatest victory. after all, saddaam may have been a dick, but it was osama orchestrated 911, or so we were told.
So you still rely on wishes? I bet the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi's that saddam killed 'wished' that someone had the balls to come and save them.
As for osama, clinton had the chance to take him into custody but didn't. You should direct your hate and disgust at him instead of Bush who had to wade in waist high in the shit and clean up his mess.
Maybe you should be a general in osbama's army, you have such insight and military experience.
i bet the confederate army wished england had joined them, too. didn't happen. oh well.
and since we're on the topic of presidents having to clean up the messes of their predecesors, how about you give obama a break. regardless of who made the mess in the first place, obama has the same problem you say bush had. except now, there are people out there who are more concerned with what his middle name is than how he operates. people like you.
'the confederate army "wished" england had joined them'? What, so they could be taken over by a bunch of Lords and become slaves to the King? Isn't that what they escaped from in the first place? God, you live in a fairy land of fantasy.
osbama KNEW the 'mess' he was getting into. Do you think he was living in a mud hut in Kenya since he was born there? Why should I give osbama a 'break'? No one gave Bush one. I don't care about bHUSSAINo it's the muslim part that worries me.
did they repeal the first amendment? because unless they did, he could be a satanist and it wouldnt matter.
why should you give obama a break? because you expect me to care about the "mess" bush inherited from clinton, yet refuse to give obama the same rope we gave bush(which he hung us with). you tried to imply that i was "sour grapes" on bush. i dont care where bush was born, or which god he serves. no, i care about the fact that he cared more about iraq than he did USA.
Could you point out where I claimed Bush got a mess from clinton? Bush got attacked on 9/11 in which the terrorists destroyed 2 muslim countries. The sour grapes bunch was off and running before Bush was interred. We all know where Bush was born, but osbama refuses to submit documentation (even though others can come up with witnesses and paperwork).
I vote we carpetnuke the next war opponent. War is over in a matter of minutes and no American lives lost.
Oh, yea, clinton was offered osama and he turned down the opportunity. Would have saved Bush and America from the destruction of 9/11. But we can't dwell on the past, can we?
As for carpetnuking, it's my own term coined from 'carpetbombing'. We have enough nukes stockpiled to completely destroy any nation on the earth during the next war encounter. Start by pushing buttons, then call out the stealths to stop anything left moving. No American lives lost. Win/win.
i agree with you on the past. but what we need is somebody like reagan, or this crap may never end.
hmm, come to think of it, i agree with you on carpet-nuking, too. but would we have to take it that far, you think? i mean, we dropped 2 on japan, only one of which hit the target(didn't the second one not go right where they wanted it to?), and they shriveled up like a dick in a snowstorm.
long as they didn't come together and bring us down. it might take the rest of the world, but they could probably do it. if they were so inclined. we're not the only country that let saddaam get away with his bullshit
lol, the purpose of war is kill the enemy and break things. If they are stupid enough to declare war on us or stand there and rattle sabers when we give ultimatums they deserve to be removed from power. Have you noticed that America doesn't declare war on civillians - but both Afganistan and Iraq we took out the governments and gave the citizens a new form of governments?
but its not their government until we get out and let them run it. how do we expect them to stand on their own if we don't let them do just that?
'America doesn't declare war on civillians'
no, but civilians will inevitably get caught in the crossfire.
how does a guy over there distinguish between an innocent civilian and a terrorist fighter before they start shooting at you, or pull out a sword and go for your neck?
so what do we do when they hide behind civilians? seems to me either way the hostage is screwed.
how about torturing them? how can we know whether the information gained is legit or whether theyre just telling us what they think we want to hear? if they have something going on in new york, but we think somthing's up in L A, they figure that out mid-session and tell us "bomb in L A", you see the problem?
could you point out what torture means we are using? Your use of the word 'torture' alludes to some sort of permenant policy toward terrorists. Are the terrorists still 'tortured' under osbama? Is he going to be liable for actions by those under him? I haven't heard of a statement by osbama that 'this form is ok and that is not'.
Are you against protecting American soil?
I don't fall for the 'torture' allegations, why do you?
waterboarding at some point, for one. and this one, i have bush's own reaction to certain questions. some reporter asked him about allegations that one of the main guys was waterboarded. bush could have denied the allegations, but his response: I'm not going to talk about techniques that we use. so by his own admission, someone was being waterboarded, and he knew about it.
no, im not. now then, your turn to answer my question:
As for WB, I don't consider this to be torture especially for a terrorist that wants to die, all he has to do is breath underwater and the 72 virgins will come to him. Why would he fight it if he doesn't want to live? Our troops are WB by our military so they can see what it's like and not to break under this type of questioning. If Bush had answered this question the floodgates would have been opened to more ignorant questions. He doesn't HAVE to ANSWER any questions, it's wartime.
have you ever been waterboarded? they dont dunk your head underwater and hold you. they tie you down, tilt your head back, and pour water over your face. now unless you've got gills, that shit's going to hurt.
its wartime you say? so what was that speech i watched some years back where bush got on an aircraft carrier, underneath a huge MISSION ACOMPLISHED banner, and said
So? All the terrorists have to do is breath and it's all over.
They want to die, we want to kill them, what's the problem?
The 'mission accomplished' was the 'mission' the aircraft carrier was sent there do do. Idiots like you jumped on the 'war is over' bandwagon. God must like idiots, he made so many of you.
fair enough. what about "major combat operations have ceased" ? especially said under the afformentioned banner. if combat operations are over, why are american troops still occupying foregn land?
You are starting to come around? Why are we there after 7/8 years? Do you realize that we are still in Japan and Germany since 1945? Why stay around there still? Haven't they stood on their own for long enough? Haven't you learned that it takes time to root out the enemy? Could you do it?
both sides take prisoners. both torture and otherwise humiliate said prisoners in the name of their beliefs. what makes one any better than the other?
Tell me who the terrorists are accountable to. How many of them have been prosecuted by their own?
Makes us 'better'. We have limits to obtaining information. How many of the captured terrorists have been forced at gunpoint to read in front of a camera? Then beheaded?
that's a good point, and on that note, i have to wonder: do these people not realize theyre going to die either way? maybe if they put up a fight, theyll get a bullet in the head instead of a rusty scimitar to the throat
The terrorist's point of view: they believe that if they die in jihad they will get 72 virgins. Their lives are meaningless, the enemy's lives are meaningless, the people around him are meaningless. To die in battle is the greatest glory he can get.
America's point of view: We honor life. We honor our families. We honor our country. We believe in God. We want to protect what we have from a bunch of jihadists.
They want to die, we want to kill them what's the problem?
that's not an answer, and you know it. killing them is one thing. causing them severe pain because we think it will get us reliable information is another. it doesn't.
and if we want to protect our land, why dont we stay on our land and let these people govern themselves? we gave them what they wanted, we got rid of saddaam. do they want us to run their country for them? let's just annex iraq and get it over with.
Sure, remove the government then run away so Iran or Pakistan can rush in there and steal the oil. Great plan. Why didn't the Generals think of that. Then again, with a great military mind like yours that has an answer to every scenereo possible, why don't you run for President and be Commander in Chief? No more torture, the war wold be ended and America would be loved by the rest of the world from now and forever more.
he makes no mention of the weight of his 13 yr old daughter...so we'll just have to use our imagination.
pearljammer97 3 weeks ago
LOVE THIS!!!!!!
greenmisc 2 months ago
Can you imagine what their bathroom smells like in the morning after the "three guys who weigh over 200lbs, and the plump scotch girl" have to go to the bathroom at about the same time after eating all that Jimmy Dean Sausage with eggs and toast, and hash browns and coffee and bisquits with gravy and milk and orange juice and don't forget the salt and pepper they load on those portions....and I bet this goes on EVERY morning in that double wide trailer of theirs.....Oh, the humanity!
DanfromDallas1 4 months ago
@DanfromDallas1 You forgot to mention the T Bone steak, LoL.
Fgsfds1995 2 months ago
@Fgsfds1995......You are so right. My mistake....T - BONE Steak for the guy who says, "Damn It, I gonna eat"...and a T-BONE Steak for the "little plump Scotch girl". Imagine what their bathroom smells like from 9:00 am to 10:30 AM on Saturday mornings!! Oh, the humanity!
DanfromDallas1 2 months ago
@DanfromDallas1 LOL.
Fgsfds1995 2 months ago
@seka1986 you are such an idiot... Living in the age of Obama? What does this video have to do with anything political? Get educated alright boy?
TonyDamazio 6 months ago
@TonyDamazio Your beloved Obama has ruined the price of sausage and destroyed another facet of the American way of life. ROT HIS SOUL!
seka1986 4 months ago
What is it with these political and race driven tirades? it's a jimmy dean related video lol
lorenzo2556 7 months ago
well just noticed this morning my cereal box has shrunk--again...just like many other consumer goods. Hooray for piss poor government, greed and overpopulation
FloridaRaider 9 months ago
A lot of people on here sure are shaming this guy on here. Even shaming him believing he's fat and telling him HOW TO LIVE HIS LIFE (example: "go on a diet" "eat vegetables." Yet it's completely wrong to shame a homosexual, transsexual, abortionist, pot smoker, gay couple who adopts a child or two, or celebrities. How come we can shame this guy and tell him to CHANGE HIS LIFESTYLE, BUT NOT THESE OTHER PEOPLE. I want an answer. This is coming from a young Northerner too. Where's my answer?
rstanis2 9 months ago
@rstanis2 The answer to your question is, we live in the age of Obama where deviants are praised and honored and anyone who doesn't accept and embrace a freakish lifestyle is considered to be evil.
seka1986 8 months ago
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go on a diet
tbarclay2 10 months ago
Alright the guy kinda has a point, im not sayin he shouldve gotten so worked up about it, but 16 oz was probably the perfect amount. And he was right about that maple and sage crap, jimmy dean original's the only way to go.
rwel248 1 year ago
Has this guy thought to maybe buy two logs?
foolynroo 1 year ago
@foolynroo Did you listen? He said he wouldn't buy two 12 oz. rolls.
seka1986 7 months ago
f..in sad
chrisbarry44 1 year ago
Honestly I don't recall seeing 12 oz. rolls, I'm not calling him a liar maybe that's something they tried to pull off where he lives. I know one thing they sure as hell pulled that stunt with ice cream where I live.
TheZepmeister 1 year ago
Problem with buyin two rolls thats 12 ox insteada one thats 16 is you get leftovers so then its like you gotta think three four days ahead and NOONE wants to get all mathy every gd morning they just wanna EAT gd it.
Toasterpuppet 1 year ago
what in the fuck are you bitching at mother fuckier if you van make your god damn sausage then why the fuck did nt you fuvking do tht in the god damn place mother fuckng joe dirt souding shit fuck!~
Robbie52307 1 year ago
@TarenReyem - Ah, I see we have another "tolerant liberal" on our hands. And I’m sure you are not now or have ever been prejudice. I’m sure you would never categorize people by color, race, religion OR THEIR BACKGROUND …! Well, keep your happy ass in the Ivy League, Northern, sophisticated, superior, urban crap-hole you call home. The folks in the South and West (I’m a Rocky Mountain Man) will enjoy life just fine without you. And yes, I’m watching my language or you'ld get alot more.
uncledavem 1 year ago
Geekazoids unit against this tyranny!
kbrinks 1 year ago
vote Republican! If the FREE MARKET wasn't being destroyed by SOCIALIST LIBERALS this man could have his rightfully-earned sausage! Down with Obama, he's a MUSLIM!
shutupshutup 1 year ago
the only thing southerners are good for is providing entertainment to the rest of the world with their stupidity
TarenReyem 1 year ago
@TarenReyem fuck you. You think because your from the north your level of intelligence is higher than mine? Your fucking wrong pal. Its dumbasses like you that post ignorant youtube comments that entertain the world motherfucker!
SirToeTagger 1 year ago
Maybe the three men who way over 200lbs and the woman who's a little chubby should consider eating a little less sausage and then not weigh over 200lbs and/or be a little chubby anymore. Remember; in China the word for "problem" is the same as the word for "opportunity"*
*might not be true
DrChalkwithering 1 year ago
Geekaroid im gonna start using that....
ZombieXJester 1 year ago
I am glad they went back to the 16 oz tube
k9feces 1 year ago
This is the voice of america.
nevershop 1 year ago
Heres a suggestion ...why dont you buy MORE THAN ONE? lol
TheCelineDionChannel 1 year ago
@TheCelineDionChannel Because some people don't want to have to pay twice the price for what they used to buy in only one roll. What part of his words did you not understand? :|
HelloMelonbread 1 year ago
@HelloMelonbread I understood his words its his logic i dont get. I dont see how 2 extra patties is gonna full him. I dont think Jimmy Deans team did this to stab their consumers in the back..Clearly the cost of production is affecting its price but sheesh ...I have to pay extra for it and u dont see me going all anal about it.
TheCelineDionChannel 1 year ago
It Ain't Gonna Work!, You get my point?
breez098 1 year ago
it went down from 16 ounces to 12 ounces....thats about 2 sausage patties. how are you supposed to feed 600 pounds of men a plump scotch girl and a 13 year old girl (who i assume is also plump) on 2 extra patties
blinky23456 1 year ago
@blinky23456 Depends how you cut your patties. If you cut them kind of thin. 4 ounces may make a difference.
HelloMelonbread 1 year ago
I would love to have breakfast with this family and complain about the new Jimmy Dean's 12 ounce roll policy. Complete hogwash!
gohrski82 1 year ago
Hey, Randy Taylor sounds like MY kind of man! Shit, he just wants to eat! At take care of his plump dutch girl. Several dozen eggs, t-bone steaks, and 16oz of Jimmy Dean sausage?! Damn.....
JeffInDFW 1 year ago
Buy more. Try fruits and veggies. Enjoy your triple bypass surgery.
pleaseoceancloud 1 year ago
any more... or... ever again.
cydisc 1 year ago 5
Buy two rolls
70mildcat 1 year ago
The customer is always right....., regardless of the dialect....my oh my
frankehtknat 1 year ago
Ummm.. why the heck can't he just buy two 12 oz rolls and go to town? Extra mashed pig offal for everyone!!
stormstryk 1 year ago
Dang Right!
AndrewKlilly 1 year ago
Hey, Randy, you say Jimmy Dean is a Southern sausage? It started out in Texas by country music singer Jimmy Dean, but ever since 1994, it was been made by the Sara Lee Corporation. Randy, are its headquarters in Texas? To quote Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter, "April Fool, Dumb---!", the headquarters for the Sara Lee Corporation are located in Downers Grove, Illinois, and if I remember my geography, Illinois ain't South.
Jaybird1103 1 year ago
yup, lots of dudes like him in the good ol' usa. no wonder the place is screwed.
philoats 1 year ago
eat vegetables, maybe?
InuvikPhil 1 year ago
The world thinks America is fat because of the idiots in Texas.
Zwei4815 1 year ago
@Zwei4815 America is fat either way...
townsend411 1 year ago
I live in Texas and this right here makes me ashamed to admit that. I hate Texas for two reasons and two reasons only... Redneck hicks and republicans... and I'm 100% certain this guy is in both categories.
TonyDamazio 1 year ago
"I wanna eat goddammit!!!"
tripwire99 1 year ago
MAN...I bet some adult entertainment chicks like Flower Tucci, Ann Marie (or, 'Ann Marie Rios'), Carmen Hayes, or even Pinky (hell, especially PINK!!!) would love to "play" with that 12oz sausgae tube above. ;-) Even if it were cold! :-) Nah, I'm just playing. On the real, though, R.I.P to Jimmy Dean. I never ever once tried his sausage (PAUSE!!! LOL!). But, I heard it was good (PAUSE again! Lol!). When I was growing up back in the day, my mother was all about Parks' sausage. Which wasn't bad.
BrooklynEagle 1 year ago
I'd like to give Randy my 12 oz sausage, and see if he complains
tinghaling 1 year ago
damn stop eating so much jimmy dean and go on a diet.
Really by this phone call I have a vision of the entire family being like Porky in the Porkys films.
bowtie3 1 year ago
A coupla dozen eggs? Christ.
uberllama42 1 year ago
hahahahaha this is hilarious... somebody's needs their ass kicked!
BubbaProhn 1 year ago
If you were not such a bunch of southern fat-asses you would have enough.
DUHHH!!!!
divinedevine2009 2 years ago
talk about politics..politics..f*** i wanna eat god damnit
scottyk118 2 years ago 7
Isn't it amazing how some people can't get over President Bush, like there was world happiness and rainbows and roses until he was elected, then we had 8 years of moral eclipse, death and destruction. Seems to me the past year is no different from the previous 7, except that American unemployment and taxes are up, that usually happens when the dems take over.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
Back to the video, I was in the local grocery store here and lo and behold, there was a 16 oz tube of Jimmy Dean sausages on sale 2 for $5!!! Randy can now feed his portly family for less.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
You speak well for someone that obviously has about 1/2 their teeth left.
'600 pounds of men', maybe they shouldn't be eating a pound of sausage and a dozen eggs for breakfast? Ever hear of the 'Special K' diet?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
this is a true american, making a complaint, giving some reasons, and being passive aggressive about it
billybob3165 2 years ago
first of all, i think this guy is hilariously idiotic, but what else do want him to do? hold a rally outside jimmy dean headquarters
acegoped 2 years ago
Typical Texan redneck complainer.
davidls11 2 years ago
LMAO LMAO....." and a woman thats a LITTLE plump" I bet that bitch is the biggest one
bryanashley817 2 years ago 6
damn this guy is pissed
TravisEz1 2 years ago
What i would give to see the results of a cholesterol screening of that man.
bigpollak66 2 years ago 2
Wonder how big the 13 year old girl is???
AngusFloyd 2 years ago 5
I bet she is fuckin hot....
ChessMasterHarvey 2 years ago
what a fat pos redneck
bowtie3 2 years ago
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Shoooooooo81 2 years ago
RANDY TAYLOR 4 FUCKING PRESIDENT!!!
breez098 2 years ago 2
Those consumer geek-a-roids do it everytime!
neilcm08 2 years ago
ohh Justin, thanks so much man, I just played this for both my parents and then I woke up to Jimmy Dean in a 12 oz roll for breakfast...my dad can't listen to it enough...
skullbecca 2 years ago
A little, plump, scotch girl. This is good stuff.
vmparent 2 years ago 2
The ending is great. Well said.
s14sr 2 years ago
THE funniest shit I've heard in a couple months! ROLMAO @ fuck I wanna eat gatdammit! Whooooo....gimme a minute let me get up off this floor!
sheez1cutie 2 years ago 7
this shit makes me laugh
tokechokesmile 2 years ago
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Fuck texas, fucking pussies- perfect example of a typical texas redneck moron. what an idiot, I think he's a few chromosomes short.....
gto7878 2 years ago
only a few? he's complaining because it became difficult all of a sudden for him and his family to be fatshits
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago 3
hahhahaha
skyler0248 2 years ago
you know what's really depressing? one of those fuckers made it to the white house.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
Not only 'one of those fuckers made it to the white house' HE GOT RE-ELECTED!!!
GET OVER IT!!!!
The dumb-as-a-turd liberal in the white house right now is destroying America while CARRYING ON BUSH'S POLICIES!!!!
Maybe the next law signed will be forcing Jimmy Dean to provide 16 oz tubes while freezing the price?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
yes, and thanks to him the world hates us.
oh by the way, do you think you're a big boy because you can play the all-caps game?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
1. You really care what the 'world' thinks of us? Are you really that insecure? Does Iran care what the 'world thinks of it'??? Has that stopped him from threatening the surrounding countries with nukes the instant he has one?
2. Besides, anyone that says they 'hate America' I respond with: "I hate your country more" like there's some sort of 'hate' scale that conforms to reality.
How about you stop BLAMING BUSH and get on with your own life? Naa, that won't happen.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
this coming from the guy who responded to a comment that was several weeks old. 'get on with your own life', he says. yeah, i already tried that. you apparently felt what i had to say was still relevant, or at least your business.
and at what point did i ever say that i hated america? just because i think bush is a useless sack of crap, that means i hate the country he used to lead?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
So you changed your mind about Bush? Great!
I hate obama but I still love America. I guess I can now understand what you were going through all those years. It actually feels good to call the President a 'mindless turd' and 'bag of crap'. I haven't been able to do that since bubba presented his little willy to Monica.
Are you saying that your comment from several weeks ago doesn't apply today? I just don't get why after a year you still openly bash Bush, my guess is old habits die hard.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
oh, i dont know, because all of a sudden, everything is now obama's fault, and bush didn't have a damned thing to do with it. 2 wars, only one of which we had any business starting, dodging questions about his policies and acting like people have no right to ask such questions because 'he was trying to protect us'. not on the other side of the world, he wasn't.
granted yes, obama doesn't do everything right, but fuck, would you want to inherit the mess he got?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
absolutely, just like 'it's all Bush's fault'
NOW we can say:
it's all obama's fault.
Unless you have double standards and no one can do what you have done for the past 8 years.
Oh, oh, oh, the press is eagerly awaiting obama's decision on how he is going to run the war... it only takes him months to make the simplest decisions that involves millions of lives and death. Maybe he's waiting for what Iran has to say in the matter?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
i didn't say that, but i do have a quick question: why did he have us runnng 2 wars almost simultaneously? wouldnt it have been better to do one at a time, espcially since we didn't belong in iraq in the first place? no wmd, no reason for being there.
and no, i dont trust obama either. is he still trying to reason with that psyho kim jong il? whatever happened to not negotiating with terrorists?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
I see you have been blisfully ignorant for the past 8 years.
I will enlighten you, if you choose to learn.
You might not remember Gulf War 1, but saddam attacked Kuwait without provacation. The civillized world combined to drive him out. After all his sword rattling it turned out a retarded group of girl scouts could have defeated him.He agreed to conditions of inspection via UN Resolution which he didn't live up to. The world took him out.
Any other questions?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
yeah, why did we wait so long to punish him? how long did he give us the finger before it was finally broken off?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
Why wait so long to take out saddam? Just look who was President before Bush and you will say: 'ahh ha'. Also, every congress and senator said 'saddam has wmd's'. Show me one that said 'saddam has NO wmd's' and maybe I'll change my mind.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
well, look who was president before bill-jeff? why wasn't this shit taken care of 17 years ago?
and besides, every congress and senator said there were, hans blix said there werent. show me one congressman or senator who was actually out there looking for wmd's that would give them call to say whether there were or werent.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
one other question: do you think there were wmd's in iraq back around the time of the first gulf war? that would sure have given us reason to move in then if there were.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
You tell me, saddam used nerve gas on his own people. WMD's on his own people. His own troops had gas masks.
Now you tell me: did saddam have WMD's?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
Bush Sr. wanted to go and take out saddam but the objective was to free Kuwait. saddam begged to stay in power in Iraq and agreed to sanctions and inspections.
Blix couldn't find his own ass with both hands. It's no wonder he couldn't find anything. I suppose you didn't hear about the photos of semi's leaving the plants to be inspected the next day?
Why are supporting saddam?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
im not supporting him, im just curious as to why bush had to claim something that, whatever you might think, is still unproven, when we could have gone with 'that saddaam hussein's a prick, let's kick the shit out of him' which i would have fully supported. of course, going over, getting him would be the only reason to be there, and once we've got him, gtfo.
now the photos, 2 things. do we KNOW what was in them, or do we simply think we do? if we dont know, they dont factor in
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
I just realized that you are under the false delusion that the Gulf War 2 was fought for the one and only reason of WMD's. If you can read there are hundreds of reasons to remove saddam, WMD's was one of them.
If someone killed 100 people and then jaywalked, you would claim that upon his execution we didn't prove he jaywalked.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
'gtfo' means the country and it's oil would go to the one with the most guns and last standing, but then again, why would we remove a dictator to have Iran walk in and steal it's resources to buy guns and pay terrorists to kill us. Makes sense.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
Also, where did they go, why were they not tracked and inspected? the fuck would saddaam have done if we had stopped the trucks and said 'we're checking them' ? not a damn thing.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
Where did saddam's WMD's go? That's a good question. With all that desert and hiding places, where do you think the missing WMD's went? They were there, no one including saddam denies the existance of WMD's.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
I'll make you a bet. I'll hide a gold coin somewhere in New York and if you can find it, then you proved it existed.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
only if i get to kill you, kidnap and torture your friends, family, and anyone else in your circle in the pursuit of finding it
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
who was killed, kidnapped or tortured by the UN inspectors? How lame of you.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
none by the inspectors, but the soldiers bush sent over there are another matter altogether. bush, who actually thinks information gained from torture is reliable. wouldnt you tell me whatever you thought i wanted to hear, if i were pulling out your fingernails, if it meant i would stop doing that?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
bush, bush, bush... he isn't President anymore so get over him.
First you demand WMD's were the one and only reason for GW2 now you are whining, whining, whining about 'torture', like giving prisoners korans and prayer rugs and letting them pray 50 times a day?
You are torturing me now with your whining and lack of education.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
dude, i took a poke at him and forgot about it the next day. several weeks later, you come across my post and decide to start something. since you seemed to want to talk about it, i obliged.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
I like your inferrment that President Bush 'hand picked' the soldiers to send to war. I always thought the military's job was to get each and every person ready to fight. Who got their fingernails pulled off? That smells of what Vietnam did to our POW's. Maybe you should volunteer to elicit information from the criminally insane who's only mission in life is to kill you because of where you were born.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
saddam agreed to the terms of UN Resolution 1441, he wasn't forced into it. Then he didn't live up to the terms.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
1441 shouldnt have existed. when he started jerking us around before, we should have brought him down then. this guy got annihilated when he fought iran, and yet called it a victory for his side.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
You sure are supporting saddam. What have you got against your native land, America? saddam was a dictator, jerk and murderer. If you want to worship him and his life and death that's up to you.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
how does opposing the torture of prisoners he used to rule translate into supporting him? or opposing going in the 21st century, when we could have gone in the 20th century? if we didn't wanna do it then, and let him flip the world off for so long, why now? how many people did saddaam torture and kill between gulf war 1 and 2, that wouldnt have if we had gone in and taken care of him the first time we went over?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
Have you seen the reports of the torture that saddam's troops did to Kuwait? The murders, throwing babies out of incubators, setting the oil fields on fire.....
So you blame America for saddam's actions? So many dictators, so few bullets... Why hasn't America gone in and cleaned up every country in Africa? Mass murder going on, starvation, AIDS... Why don't we go in and take all them out? Or don't you care?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
what are we, the damn world police? is it our job to nursemaid the planet? in short, no i don't.
we would have to be at war nonstop. as soon as we killed one, someone just as bad or worse would step up. unless the locals were actually capable of governing themselves. which if they were, psycho x wouldnt have risen to power in the first place.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
ring, at any time in the world there are many wars going on. Have you noticed the only time anyone whines is when America is involved? I guess you didn't notice that Iraq and Afganistan were coalition wars, it just wasn't America.
So your 'one and only' arguement is out the door.
You do sing the 'bash Bush' song day and night.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
id fucking forget about him if you'd stop trying to claim i bitch about him nonstop.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
You brought up Bush in the first place.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
and you took how long to respond? you didnt think "oh, this comment is several weeks old, its old news" ? no, you saw someone take a poke at your hero, and got full of piss and vinegar over it. seems to me you're the one cant get over him
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
retardmaster, I too, a couple of weeks off for vacation and didn't have access to a computer to reply to you or anyone else.Seems you don't realize that people have lives beyond filling you in with recent events. I will be blaming obama for all my problems for the rest of my life, not only the 3 remaining years of his political life.
Hopefully America will wake up and the democrat majority will be a minority in 2010 and Palin will be given the chance to fix things before America is destroyed.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
but you just had to respond. who cares if the comment is several weeks old, you're gonna defend your hero, goddammit.
and if you're that hung up on obama, what exactly gives you the right to jump my ass for what you percieved to be an attack on bush.
if i see the day where my president had to be told that africa was a continent and not a country, im outta here
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
bwahhhahahhahahaa you don't understand what a VACATION is? That's why I didn't 'respond' to your Bush bash.
Funny you should mention Africa, that's where osbama was born. He also stuttered something about he's visited the 57 states??? Do you get a mini-woody when osbama is reading the teleprompter?
The day you are 'outta here' is the day America will be better off.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
but you did respond. way late. vacation or not, the comment was not only a joke, but was also weeks old by the time it got around to you. do you not understand the meaning of OLD NEWS?
as for the teleprompter, id have a lot more tolerance for bush if he had simply used one. got tired of asking guys like you what the fuck he just said when he finally stopped talking.
do you get a micro-woody when someone actually buys into your birther bs?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
Until he comes up with a legitimate birth certificate - who knows where he was born. It's not like he can remember where it was.
I know what old news is, it's YOU.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
the only thing you would accept as a legitimate birth certificate is one that supports your theories, so what would be the point?
for the record, we have a certificate of live birth and testimony from Janice Okubo that both say he was born in Hawaii.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
How did osbama get a passport if he can't produce a legitimate birth certificate? I'm older than him and I have one. 'We', who's we, you and the turd in your pants?
Plus, did you notice how bent out of shape you got when I commented on how osbama was born in Kenya and not in Hawaii like all the liars claim?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
kindof like how you got all bent out of shape 5 months after i saw the idiot in the video and pointed out that our last president was from the same state?
and, theyre liars? prove it. or you're simply guilty of slander.
here's the one that gets me: lets say for the sake of argument that you're right, obama's not eligible for his job. do you realize that means essentially that it is useless to vote? after all, a year and a half later, they may find out they didnt get
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
You know what? I feel the exact same way when someone from Kenya says something stupid and I point out that our current President was born there.
Guilty of slander??? bwahhhahhahahhaaa
Come and get me... I'll be happy to bring this to court. :)
I agree with you that the Chicago way of dead people voting is the osbama and ACORN way. Before the election even started they had lawyers making motions to disprove the results if osbama lost.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
again, all the evidence points to hawaii. you disagree with the evidence, but unless you have something concrete, it's strictly your opinion.
not my problem.
not what i meant. i meant all the way across. if it were proven -now- that obama was not born here, and thus not eligible to be president, that means that whoever is responsible for making sure about shit like that before they put their name down, can't do their damned job. its likely people might be discouraged from
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
You forget we are talking about democrats. They will do anything to get into power and get their socialist programs into law. Period.
Later, loser.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
so, there's nobody out there responsible for going "let's make sure you were born here. we're big on that" ? politicians are politicians, they're all obcessed with power, not just democrats
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
Of course, it's called the 'news media'. They put every non-democrat under a scanning microscope and lets dems fly.
Haven't you ever noticed that or do you live in a cave?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
im going to take that as a "no".
i dont care what the news says when it comes to 'should this guy run?' theyre not the final authority on the matter.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
Really? Didn't you notice the 24/7 coverage osbama got and McCain/Palin only got ridicule from the so called 'news' media?
The news can brainwash stupid people to vote for their candidate, like osbama.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
The evidence points to Kenya, not Hawaii.
I'll do one thing you never will:
I say 'osbama is my president'.
Would you say that about Bush?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
actually yes. i may not like the man, but as a US citizen, /the/ president is /my/ president. one thing we apparently agree on.
i really hope that one way or another, somebody gets the system fixed in such a way so that we know where future candidates are from. that's a really big detail to be fucking around with
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
So you accepted Bush as your President? Or were you one of the 'sour grapes bunch'?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
i did. and i wished he would have done a better job than i feel he did. i simply don't see the wisdom in trying to run two wars simultaneously. could we not have dealt with afghanistan, then turned our attention to saddaam? its possible if we had been concentrating our forces more, we might have found osama. which bush could then hold as his greatest victory. after all, saddaam may have been a dick, but it was osama orchestrated 911, or so we were told.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
So you still rely on wishes? I bet the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi's that saddam killed 'wished' that someone had the balls to come and save them.
As for osama, clinton had the chance to take him into custody but didn't. You should direct your hate and disgust at him instead of Bush who had to wade in waist high in the shit and clean up his mess.
Maybe you should be a general in osbama's army, you have such insight and military experience.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
i bet the confederate army wished england had joined them, too. didn't happen. oh well.
and since we're on the topic of presidents having to clean up the messes of their predecesors, how about you give obama a break. regardless of who made the mess in the first place, obama has the same problem you say bush had. except now, there are people out there who are more concerned with what his middle name is than how he operates. people like you.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
'the confederate army "wished" england had joined them'? What, so they could be taken over by a bunch of Lords and become slaves to the King? Isn't that what they escaped from in the first place? God, you live in a fairy land of fantasy.
osbama KNEW the 'mess' he was getting into. Do you think he was living in a mud hut in Kenya since he was born there? Why should I give osbama a 'break'? No one gave Bush one. I don't care about bHUSSAINo it's the muslim part that worries me.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
did they repeal the first amendment? because unless they did, he could be a satanist and it wouldnt matter.
why should you give obama a break? because you expect me to care about the "mess" bush inherited from clinton, yet refuse to give obama the same rope we gave bush(which he hung us with). you tried to imply that i was "sour grapes" on bush. i dont care where bush was born, or which god he serves. no, i care about the fact that he cared more about iraq than he did USA.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
Could you point out where I claimed Bush got a mess from clinton? Bush got attacked on 9/11 in which the terrorists destroyed 2 muslim countries. The sour grapes bunch was off and running before Bush was interred. We all know where Bush was born, but osbama refuses to submit documentation (even though others can come up with witnesses and paperwork).
I vote we carpetnuke the next war opponent. War is over in a matter of minutes and no American lives lost.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
uh, i believe the point you were trying to make was "clinton didn't get osama either"
and, carpetnuke? i dont think ive heard that one, please explain.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
Oh, yea, clinton was offered osama and he turned down the opportunity. Would have saved Bush and America from the destruction of 9/11. But we can't dwell on the past, can we?
As for carpetnuking, it's my own term coined from 'carpetbombing'. We have enough nukes stockpiled to completely destroy any nation on the earth during the next war encounter. Start by pushing buttons, then call out the stealths to stop anything left moving. No American lives lost. Win/win.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
i agree with you on the past. but what we need is somebody like reagan, or this crap may never end.
hmm, come to think of it, i agree with you on carpet-nuking, too. but would we have to take it that far, you think? i mean, we dropped 2 on japan, only one of which hit the target(didn't the second one not go right where they wanted it to?), and they shriveled up like a dick in a snowstorm.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
LOL!!!!
The wonder of carpetnuking is we only have to do it once and the rest of the world would come to in one big fkn hurry.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
long as they didn't come together and bring us down. it might take the rest of the world, but they could probably do it. if they were so inclined. we're not the only country that let saddaam get away with his bullshit
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
naaaaa strength and preperation for war is the best way to avoid it. George Wasington said something like this.
We are the only country that can kick any country's ass but can't follow up with bringing peace to it. Can't fix retard.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
basically, we'll wipe you out and let you clean shit up yourself.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
lol, the purpose of war is kill the enemy and break things. If they are stupid enough to declare war on us or stand there and rattle sabers when we give ultimatums they deserve to be removed from power. Have you noticed that America doesn't declare war on civillians - but both Afganistan and Iraq we took out the governments and gave the citizens a new form of governments?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
but its not their government until we get out and let them run it. how do we expect them to stand on their own if we don't let them do just that?
'America doesn't declare war on civillians'
no, but civilians will inevitably get caught in the crossfire.
how does a guy over there distinguish between an innocent civilian and a terrorist fighter before they start shooting at you, or pull out a sword and go for your neck?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
there will always be opposition, that's why we must remain dilligent.
How can you tell the difference? The cowardly terrorist hides behind women and in mosques.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
so what do we do when they hide behind civilians? seems to me either way the hostage is screwed.
how about torturing them? how can we know whether the information gained is legit or whether theyre just telling us what they think we want to hear? if they have something going on in new york, but we think somthing's up in L A, they figure that out mid-session and tell us "bomb in L A", you see the problem?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
could you point out what torture means we are using? Your use of the word 'torture' alludes to some sort of permenant policy toward terrorists. Are the terrorists still 'tortured' under osbama? Is he going to be liable for actions by those under him? I haven't heard of a statement by osbama that 'this form is ok and that is not'.
Are you against protecting American soil?
I don't fall for the 'torture' allegations, why do you?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
waterboarding at some point, for one. and this one, i have bush's own reaction to certain questions. some reporter asked him about allegations that one of the main guys was waterboarded. bush could have denied the allegations, but his response: I'm not going to talk about techniques that we use. so by his own admission, someone was being waterboarded, and he knew about it.
no, im not. now then, your turn to answer my question:
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
As for WB, I don't consider this to be torture especially for a terrorist that wants to die, all he has to do is breath underwater and the 72 virgins will come to him. Why would he fight it if he doesn't want to live? Our troops are WB by our military so they can see what it's like and not to break under this type of questioning. If Bush had answered this question the floodgates would have been opened to more ignorant questions. He doesn't HAVE to ANSWER any questions, it's wartime.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
have you ever been waterboarded? they dont dunk your head underwater and hold you. they tie you down, tilt your head back, and pour water over your face. now unless you've got gills, that shit's going to hurt.
its wartime you say? so what was that speech i watched some years back where bush got on an aircraft carrier, underneath a huge MISSION ACOMPLISHED banner, and said
"Major combat operations have ceased"
apparently they havent
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
So? All the terrorists have to do is breath and it's all over.
They want to die, we want to kill them, what's the problem?
The 'mission accomplished' was the 'mission' the aircraft carrier was sent there do do. Idiots like you jumped on the 'war is over' bandwagon. God must like idiots, he made so many of you.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
fair enough. what about "major combat operations have ceased" ? especially said under the afformentioned banner. if combat operations are over, why are american troops still occupying foregn land?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
You are starting to come around? Why are we there after 7/8 years? Do you realize that we are still in Japan and Germany since 1945? Why stay around there still? Haven't they stood on their own for long enough? Haven't you learned that it takes time to root out the enemy? Could you do it?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
...Germany? the fuck are we still doing over there?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
In Germany keeping the Nazis at bay. They are still over there waiting to take over again.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
please tell me you're kidding. whatever happened to countries taking care of themselves? are the germans not strong enough to fight these guys off?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
The Germans let the Nazis take over in the first place.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
here's another question for you, if we are so dead set on killing them, why take prisoners in the first place?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
That's a great question, why take prisoners in the first place? I guess that's what makes us human and them not.
mahammadabba 2 years ago
both sides take prisoners. both torture and otherwise humiliate said prisoners in the name of their beliefs. what makes one any better than the other?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
what makes one side better?
Tell me who the terrorists are accountable to. How many of them have been prosecuted by their own?
Makes us 'better'. We have limits to obtaining information. How many of the captured terrorists have been forced at gunpoint to read in front of a camera? Then beheaded?
Are you a terrorist supporter?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
that's a good point, and on that note, i have to wonder: do these people not realize theyre going to die either way? maybe if they put up a fight, theyll get a bullet in the head instead of a rusty scimitar to the throat
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
Or they could get rescued or escape, but why should we give them everything when they give us nothing?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
"Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will NOT share"
"That's why it's so important. It separates us from them."
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
how can we know whether the information gained is legit or whether theyre just telling us what they think we want to hear?
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
My answer:
The terrorist's point of view: they believe that if they die in jihad they will get 72 virgins. Their lives are meaningless, the enemy's lives are meaningless, the people around him are meaningless. To die in battle is the greatest glory he can get.
America's point of view: We honor life. We honor our families. We honor our country. We believe in God. We want to protect what we have from a bunch of jihadists.
They want to die, we want to kill them what's the problem?
mahammadabba 2 years ago
that's not an answer, and you know it. killing them is one thing. causing them severe pain because we think it will get us reliable information is another. it doesn't.
and if we want to protect our land, why dont we stay on our land and let these people govern themselves? we gave them what they wanted, we got rid of saddaam. do they want us to run their country for them? let's just annex iraq and get it over with.
ringmaster316ms 2 years ago
Sure, remove the government then run away so Iran or Pakistan can rush in there and steal the oil. Great plan. Why didn't the Generals think of that. Then again, with a great military mind like yours that has an answer to every scenereo possible, why don't you run for President and be Commander in Chief? No more torture, the war wold be ended and America would be loved by the rest of the world from now and forever more.
mahammadabba 2 years ago