I Don't Want To Have Children

[DonforDead]

I do not wish to have sexual intercourse with my partner in the unfortunate possibilities I may become inpregnated and sexually reproduce, which would suddenly lead to excruciating pain in my genitals as the fully grown former fertilized egg escapes my body

[HelloImA7]

If you hold down 1, it looks like he's chewing.

[FatetheHedgehog]

Now I remember why I Favorited this.

[lukepaivamovie]

LMAO

[Theparkingviolation]

This Should be a ringtone!

[tarantulaTEP]

agreed

[TooLazyToBreed]

lulz

[thithole]

74 people had children that didnt hurt coming out of their cock

[leehoward95]

What the fuck did i just watch?

[jsDX11]

Seems legit

[werewolves105]

thumbs up if you think its true xD

[wubbyster92]

@werewolves105 the only way for it NOT to be true is if your penis was an elephant's trunk, or you were giving birth to liquid children.

[banglam080]

LOL, I LAUGH EVERYTIME.

[birpali]

Ügyes vagy.



[lance23418]

how are we made again

[jaxon12kh]

I'm the same way...

Except I'm a woman.

[MrSaEtY3O]

how did i get here?

[HeartlessCorporation]

@MrSaEtY3O I'll tell you when you're older.

[MrCrafter2011]

I do want to have children, they would feel good coming out of my cock

[99DLH99]

At First i was like T_T

Then I was like XD

[CloudYasami2]

I watched nyan cat...How in the name of god did I end up watching this?

I dunno, but I'm happy about it

[HeyMyNameIsJason]

Gotta admit, I disliked this.

Only because I wanted to be the 69th dislike. Great video, though. :)

[Tiger25234]

what whaa o.o

[ElmerFudd16]

"I don't want to have children"

0:07

posted by HeartlessCorporation

"I wonder what this is?"

7 seconds later...

o_0 That's not what I expected at all, but hilarious nonetheless.

[96steelman]

that would be one hell of a kidney stone...

[TheMrSONIC4]

This caught me so off guard! XD

[EccentricMushroom]

I keep coming back to this :D

[rigolith]

Hahahahahaha MADE MY DAY!!!

[Jaymzay]

press 7 FUCK



[mtwat42]

@Jaymzay Stoopid.

[XileFierceDeity18]

Press 1 at the beginning and then 6.

I have simplified the message. Enjoy.

[BurritoBazooka]

XD!

I expected some complicated environmental reason or something.

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

I understand, brother.

It's okay for women to have children, but not us men.

And also, in the thumbnail you looked like Tomska.

G'day, sir.

[VVP]

you'd be doing society a favor.

[TheGanjaSmurf]

maybe vevo should mute this... I don't want to have children cause they would hurt comming out of my sock...

[caroegc]

I subbed after this :)

[IAmSquirrel48]

Why do I like this?!????

[justinode]

0:02 true

0:03 there's more

0:05 that's your not problem not mine.

[pivot32154]

aaaaaaaaa only girls have the chilldren come out of there's, not yours stupid

[brainhost]

So, that's what Nathan Fillion's brother does in his free time.

[StRiPeDXXKiller]

LOL I Like it

[bionitroop]

this guy looks kinda like will arnett...

[EpicLawlFace]

How da fuck do people keep a straight face while doing stuff like this?

[flashfire1117]

... Whaaa?

[bigbob0]

wtf

[mynameismina9]

i subscribed :3

[bionitroop]

what the fuck? XD

i love people who make this shit for no reason. makes my day!

[Ajboi89]

@bionitroop Dude the reason is that he doesn't want children.

[bionitroop]

@Ajboi89

..well children do not come out of cocks, therefore this video is random hilarious nonsense.

there's your daily dosage of human anatomy, partner.

[wenonah2]

no woman wants to sex with you

[itskirsten888]

Best 7 seconds of my life.

[fan2mario64]

me too

[THEHyperLuigi]

epic

[m3gadork]

WHY CAN"T I STOP WATCHING

[TheRealCockyMonster]

I LOL'ED.

[jasontheminecrafter]

0.o

[2CoolDays]

No truer words have ever been spoken...

[KramerPacer83]

Pause at 0:00 and then stare

[musixismylife420]

jeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz

[weedemo11]

eh........... That's Nice?

[vossity]

this video just killed me with laughter XD I dont even know why.

[patrickd277]

lol wtf hahahaha

[Spooneads]

...what?

[GingieMalmsteen]

well no one wants to have them with you...

[izzehrose]

I sent this to my boyfriend and i said

"The reason why i don't want children ;) "

[Infernal3661]

@izzehrose O.O

[Infernal3661]

@izzehrose O_________O

[Heatherisawesome1000]

@Infernal3661 O______O

[IzzyInc27]

WTF?!!?

[Patchoolible]

fair enough.

[BrosephMG]

Someone's obviously from the UK.

...I'm saying you have bad teeth.

[Screep55]

Lol press 1 and then 8. "I don't want to have... cock" xD

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

I love the idiots who doesn't know shit about reproduction here

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

Then use a condom.

[saltyoceanwater]

what? LMFAO

[nihilistichotmagic]

thumbs up if you replayed it more than once lmao

[razerburst]

As soon as I heard I don't and it was autotune, I giggled, At the end, I shat boiled eggs and metal rods

[Metroidpal45]

@razerburst That's not autotune, it's called harmonizing...

[razerburst]

@Metroidpal45 Mkay.

[firedragonbreath37rx]

>:O

[technomusic1996]

i've come to break the news...children dont come out of cocks, sorry.

[nyannman]

@technomusic1996

You're fucking lying to me.

[technomusic1996]

@nyannman yeah i am, sorry...

[aSadisticDoll]

Oh...well then..

[liliaku81]

What..?

[Zutara4eva12]

wait.. What?

[eirham2]

touche!!

[SameHere55]

uuuuukaaay o.O

[iamchris4lifefan11]

wow. if you can get alot of views over a 7 second video then maybe i should try it.

[ChocolatePheonix]

@iamchris4lifefan11 It's only because he uploaded a video that currently has over 3.5 million views - if you can do that, then you can expect to receive 'a lot' of views from a 7 second video. :)

[XxXAnimeKissesXxX]

............ok....then......eh­.....

[zbj71511]

You can't watch this with Safety Mode on.... wtf?

[ScissorUpYourAss]

Logical Reason.

[DJordydj]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!

[dragonloverxxl34]

uuuhhhhh they would hurt coming out of my penis

[H30ea]

That's what you get when you give people freedom of speech. Sigh !

[WasaluRonPaul]

solution: just chop it off.

[freakedout99]

me neither

[MrMegaps3fan]

what the fuck???

[RubberToadstools]

wut

[frzferdinand72]

landmine in soup

[montyu2365]

what the fuck

[Gavin518]

LOOP THIS BITCH

[Noodlepup]

Well said, sir. Well said.

[BoboTalkClown]

[3:17:30 PM] hahahahahahahahahahahaa

[3:17:32 PM] that is

[3:17:36 PM] the funniest thing

[3:17:39 PM] i have seen all day

[Gr0undshatter]

so random x D

[NeilSonOfNorbert]

please tell me I'm not the only person who watched this about 10 time in a row.

[Chrisandhisfuckups]

This seven-second long video SO deserves its 45, 000+ views.

[Gavin518]

@Chrisandhisfuckups

No

This deserves ONE FUCKING MILLION views.

NOT JUST 46k

[freakyplatypus]

this is my new ringtone

[jrodabio]

This needs to be on itunes... now!

[Watup200100]

I Must Be That Bored To Come Here..

[Darkdrago909]

Smooth jazz nyan cat brought me hear ;|

[Jingai2009]

Nothing short of LOL.

[SONICchick113]

BEST.

7 SECONDS.

EVER.

[3000joeyo]

weirdo

[Jolteon4everandever]

46 people have had kids comeing out their cock AND IT HURT xD

[lucila93]

I wouldn't mind ;) LOL.

[Kryptnyt]

Because of the extreme closeup he reminds me of ferris beuller

[CorinnaMae123]

Loool  XD

[TheLuigiMarioFan]

@KevinForTheWins Wow...and you said it isn't very difficult lyrics.

[TheLuigiMarioFan]

@KevinForTheWins 38 minutes?

[DBD1665]

Thats it. This video is it...

[DopeBoiSS]

Lmao

[MrNacho123456789]

I don't know what just happened o.O

[MapleVlogs]

Trololol

[MiniBaseGames]

i shared this video to 12 of my friends.....

[TheUltimateBox]

This is going to be my message tone!

"Right, today we're going to learn about quantum theo-"

"I DON'T WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN, CAUSE THEY WOULD HURT COMING OUT OF MY COCK!"

[sallysilic]

EPIC FUCKING WIN Funniest shit i've seen in a while.

[mkhedart0mt0avari]

This is the greatest video ever made.

[woahevil1]

Its a proven fact that it doesn't hurt

[blackoblivian]

You look so much like Corey from SMPfilms

[appleballcutie]

its hurts girls more O_O

[7heAre7s]

If you ejaculate children, then 40-600 million children would fly out at one time? Ouch...

[wd40isgreat]

@7heAre7s This happens here in China all the time.

[1337bommel]

How does he do that without grinning or laughing?

[GuruAbsolem]

Oh.. from the picture i thought it was going to be some kind of rage thing about children being shity. Oh well.

[Awesom3Gamer]

WONDERFUL

[yorio78]

What?

[DerWiegand]

Hm. True. Simple. Great. 7 secs, unwasted time! definitly! :P

[mcempires]

you filthy animal shagger.

[mcempires]

whats a cock? Isn't it some kind of a bird?

[MochaholicPuppy]

@mcempires r u being serious?

[Davisrullzs]

tru fax

[poorlymadeproduction]

"why did I get from nyan cat to this"

because you dumbasses clicked it

[JesterJay100]

Why do i think this looks like cory from smp films?

[Jacobnielson]

@JesterJay100 Because you're very, very delusional.

[zMikeee]

What the fuck..... Well back to jazz nyan cat! *presses back button*

[Jolteon4everandever]

PEOPLE! THIS GUY DID NYAN CAT SMOOTH JAZZZ COVER SO THATS WHY YR HERE ¬_¬

[0ilikeanime0]

@Jolteon4everandever no shit sherlock how'd ya figure that one out?

Wow just becuase this guy is special with some kind of illness He has millions of views.....Whoa A dwarf thing than they feel bad for him and put a thumbs up.....Wooow Were such followers and liars....We all know if this was a regular person we wouldnt give a shit we wouldnt watch it....We all know this is Fucking Retarded and boring and Lame and Boring and it deserves a thumbs down

(i copied and pasted this so....pedobear XD)

[Yorkaelis616]

... Hein o0 ??

[krimson123]

At first I was watching Smooth Jazz cat and suddenly I awake from my stupor to find myself hearing my exact thoughts on child birth...

The internet has some powerful niggadry at work...

[TheUltimatePeanutMan]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[skatekille]

i came here by nyan cat! WTF?!

[thiessen35]

Is is bad if a laughed..just a little?

[pronoobguy16]

wait what?

[tgjester7]

I can relate.

[wizaad101]

I don't want to have children, they would hurt coming out of Mike Hawk.

[TehSl1m3]

What. The. Fuck.

[DeliBasAli]

use condom than faggot

[1texaseagle]

Why does this have so many likes? lol

[thegladosfan]

The serious face sells the whole thing. XD

[KidsHateTyler]

o.o

[MrCrisscrash]

i will see you all in HELL!



[laifalbert]

It's Keanu Reeves!

[verinneTBH]

LIES! They don't come out of your cock. EVERYBODY KNOWS they come out of your asscrack! ^_^

[D4ddyf4ts4ck244]

rofl

[MsHamstergurl]

e_o

[a9razor]

i get here because i readed "I Don't Want To Have Chicken" 

[Deathling123]

I tried having a staring contest ~.~

[DynomicPierre]

You ejaculate children? You lucky bastard.

[the1teamisjulia]

thats greaaaat

[Jolteon4everandever]

omg i laughed so hard i have raped thr reply buten xDDD

[cappacop]

I CANT STOP WATCHING

[bluetube5000]

anyone else see "Landmine in soup " as a tag?