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  • Needs more gratuitous explosion scenes since it's for a Michael Bay film

  • Anyone notice that if you press 4 or 5 they both lead to 00:04

  • Hey you forgot 'you fail me yet again starscream!"

  • Someone made this shitty movie in 5 seconds?It was like almost 3 hours of just robots shooting eachother.SNUFF FILM!

  • That's suck

  • This one was actually 5 seconds!

  • press 4 or 5 continuously.... he's saying ass lick ... may b

  • hahahaha!

  • I need some Asscream for mah ass

  • At 0:05 you hear Megatron quickly say 'soup!'

  • "Man, my fusion blaster and assorted war panoply is so superior to human junk! But instead of using my guns for anything, I am going to WRESTLE every Decepticon I see!"

  • 5 seconds Nice

  • I LOVE THIS

  • HAHA I DONT even think many people would even get the joke. It's because the voices were almost impossible to understand.

  • Did anyone notice that there is no 0:07 ?

  • @radzy30 It's also good to note that the title card for the end credits is up at precisely 0:06.

  • @radzy30

    are you the "internet noob" guy?

  • hell yes cybertronian wrestling matches r das shit and ppl need to stop comparing these movies to shows and stuff cuse thats just retarded

  • please add subtitles.

  • this movie was not bad so up everyhater's asshole :3

  • What's with all the dislikes.

    This was probably the most accurate "5 Seconds" clips there is, terrible movie.

  • 1. big explosions

    2. horrible camera movements

    3. robots tackle eachother

  • @blazejames47 then it's "DOOOOOOOONE!" XD

  • @blazejames47 Sounds like a classic Michael Bay movie.

  • Aw I forgot the "Soup" after the *boom*

  • *boom*

    *boom*

    *igerkjgjierg*

    "Nubbahs neegers"

    "asscreep"

    *boom*

    "DOOOOOONE!"

  • only the LP part was worth from this video...like 2 sec

  • hold 3 to see bumble bee in action and ther is no 0:07

  • Hold 1 down for Nuke spam

  • I don't even my brain was able to keep up! 

  • Yep, that pretty much covered it.

  • michael bay is the worst director ever.

  • press 3 for

    Nose ache asscreep BRAHHHHH

  • Wait- what?

  • Click 6 for Soup

  • Genius :D

  • it would have been more like *explosion, transform, explosion, explosion* done.

  • MUCH better than the actual movie.

  • This video has way too many dislikes.

  • Transformers is resumed in one image >>> "Megan Fox"

  • 325 people were "DOOOOONEEEE"in 5 seconds.

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  • for me transformers consisted of megan fox. just sayiong this 5 seconds was inaccurate..

  • dude how do you do this?!

  • press 5 for "ass eaten"

  • yep just robots fighting just that fact makes in epic movie

  • Press 4 then 6 for the "asscreep soup" special

  • @IntrceptR wtf does "press this number" mean?

  • @IntrceptR Wow, man, you surely have some free time on your hands! And so do I, apparently... :-D

  • press 6 for soup

  • @Goldfish8451 soup pt

    soup pt

    soup pt

    soup pt

  • 0:04

  • press 4 for asscreep

  • @guitarguy9011 press shut the fuck up for aids test

  • the start scene was fuckn epic

    too bad the second movie wasnt as good

  • press red bar press play keep pressing 4 THIS COMMENT IS MADE FOR YOUNG KIDS (jk)

  • press "1" for MEGA-OMEGA-WTF-EXPLOSION!!!!!!­!!!

  • i really don't understand wtf they are saying!xD

  • I LOVE THAT MOVIE

  • @yvonne2141 Nobodys perfect.

  • No "One shall stand one shall fall"?

  • @Lordodragonss I guess it means two people go in, one person comes out.

  • Brilliant.

    Lets see if we can get it through the national raiting company.

  • Borat.

  • been going through a few of these 5 second films and this is the first one which is actually five seconds, and I think it's the best lol

  • Ah c'mon. The first movie was great. It's the second movie that sucks.

  • roflol "dooone!" XD

  • This is actually better than the film.

  • National treasure 2 in 5 seconds!!

    youtube.com/watch?v=9W9by6eAwz­c

    VERY FUNNY! (:

  • Love the "DOOONNNEEE!" at the end hahahah!

  • *Explosion*

    People: AHHH!!!

    Former#1: nubbla--

    Former#2: asoupy RAWR

    "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

  • fucking michael bay lol 

  • As much as this video suck, its better than both the movies

  • Looks like Jazz...

    *sunglasses*

    ...was CUT!

  • @kelleroid795 Hahahaha Jazz

  • @kelleroid795

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!

  • Looks like Jazz...

    B)

    ...was cut!

  • Some how i'm more confused now then when i saw the real thing o.o

  • I like this vid, but the movie was a masterpiece aswell.

  • holy crap........

  • i know right? Way more character development in this video than in the actual movie.

  • =(.....it was 8 secs

  • @cdudetheassassin lol You're not suppose to include the intro and the credits! xD

  • SOUP! XD LMAO

  • That was better then the film. Which isnt saying much. All the parts you missed were explosions.

  • 0:04 Double Niggas ? Im not racist, it just sounds like he is saying it.

  • YOU MISSED MAGEN FOX HOOD SCENE ... THAT WAS THE WHOLE MOVIE

  • @misakisheraz BABABOOOOOOOOM!

  • SOUP!

  • transformers two in five seconds is just megan fox flashing the screen

  • *Soup* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Doneeeeeeeee XD

  • Sums up the whole movie

  • The end: Duuuuuuuuh!!!

  • if you rate down, ur a redneck hillbilly that likes pigs squealing for pleasure...good god this movie sucked hardcore. THUMBS UP BABY~!

  • the second movie spent too much time on story and too little time with big robots fighting. so now they cut down on both

  • @legefy Are you Michael Bay?

  • @biggie558 no im morgan freeman

  • lol when it was optimus then megatron it sounded like "docter""octagonapus""blaugh"

  • Honestly.. First 5 sec clip that made me want to watch the movie again :)

  • should have put that bit where it's like, in the beginning of the film "in the beginning of time there was, a cube!" i immediately understood life from that.

  • BUAAAH

  • why pay 10 dollars 4 a movie ticket when u can just watch this?

    (thumbs up if u agree)

  • @DASCHICKENMAN thumb whore

  • what a tub of shite. and no reference to that guy with the glasses or w/e his name is

  • lol. thats all i can say. lol

  • ppl thumbed down this needs to actually watch the movie.

  • um.............yup.

  • KNOWLEDGE ASSI

  • This has more dialogue then the actual movie! "SOUP"!

  • the entire plot explained in 5 seconds

  • dooone XD

  • At least that was better than the full movie.

  • RAWR!

    RAWR!

    RAWR!

    Optimus: Nosebleed?

    Megatron: Nosebleed.

    Megatron faints from blood/oil loss.

    DOOOONNNNE! xD

  • @galaxyangel5 you can clearly hear that megatron says "starscream" 8-]

  • @GohTrunks002 well, my ears heard 'nosebleed' its damn funny enough for me xDD but hey, it depends.

  • lol

    

  • i think a part of my brain imploded...

  • Me too

  • and all this time I thought it was about Megan Fox sweating in skimpy clothes.

  • which fucking retard made this? It's supposed to be funny, you don't just put random clips from the film together! haha come on

  • @jackalope901 You clearly didn't watch the movie. haha.

  • @MasterFhyl No I did, it's you that don't understand the idea of this kind of video. For example; in 'titanic in 5 seconds' he says "this ship can't sink!" and then it sinks... It's abrupt and really funny, and it actually sums up the entire movie in a way. Yours did sum up the movie, but it wasn't funny at all. That's my point.

  • @jackalope901 This isnt mine. But nearest as I can tell, the point of this vid was to show that Transformers is all explosions and special effects. I.E. There was no actual substance to the story. For that reason, I think this was pretty accurate. I hope that helped.

  • @MasterFhyl

    its spot on

  • @henkman00 That's what I thought

  • the star of this movie was actually the chihuahua.

  • @sheilaloo yeap, he really needs to wear off from the painkillers... poor drug addict dog

  • plaintive...... stupid....

  • lolz the end was perfect! xD

  • micheal bay wtf man?

  • waaaaaaaaay better than the second

  • what the...?

  • omg i could watch it over and over and over...

  • Better than both movies combined.

  • DOOOOONEEEE

  • you forgot the Prune Juice

  • lmao

  • adhasdhj asjk asd as asd h doneeeeee

  • @Teh1337Walkthrough You forgot the soup XD

  • This is actually the extended cut.

    I find the story is much more prominent here.

  • @masterpiraka

    no offense, good comment and all but it is exactly the same as BaileysBeads...

  • The movie in a nutshell. The army, horny teens, asteroids, cubes, car commercials, oh look, Optimus Prime! And Megatron! THE END.

  • Somehow this video had more depth than the original.

  • @BaileysBeads I was going to say exactly the same thing. lol

  • ...DOOOOOONE

  • LMFAO. xD

  • Thats pretty much what i caught from the movie too.:D

  • This video should've been a 5 year old in a kitchen, blaring MTV and smashing pans together! But it's still awesome, 5 stars!

  • it's like frenzy talking but in slo mo :P

  • sprgrizdll...griscli...glickfr­tsbravzl...sreamftzllzlDOOOOON­NEEEEE!!

    xD

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  • soup LOL

  • michael bay haha. he suck :P

  • "SOUP!" LOL

  • LMFAOOO i just noticed that XD

  • Prime:the most dangerous

    Megatron:and awsome

    Starscream:Soup

    XD

  • @stanguner he didn't say awesome, he said ASSCREAM! LMAO :D

  • @marines081 ma doesnt matter its a funny vid one way or another

  • @stanguner Yes, but Asscream roxx! :D

  • soup

  • lol i hear it too

  • all action

  • Lol

    " soup! "

  • soup!!!

  • "Asscream"

  • LMAO! "SOUP!"

  • the most accurate of the 5 sec movies lol :D

  • I heard someone say soup

    O_O

  • hahahahahahhahaha i totally heard that too!

  • lolololololololololol me 2

  • I DID TOOO ZOMG

  • =o!! I likedd the movie... =[

  • This is probably the only 5 sec. movie that without looking at the duration, would seem like 5 sec. AND IT WAS PLAIN HILARIOUS BECAUSE IT IS BASICLY NONSENSE WHICH IS WHAT THE TRANSFORMER MOVIEZ ARE! AWSOME JOB!