"Man, my fusion blaster and assorted war panoply is so superior to human junk! But instead of using my guns for anything, I am going to WRESTLE every Decepticon I see!"
should have put that bit where it's like, in the beginning of the film "in the beginning of time there was, a cube!" i immediately understood life from that.
@MasterFhyl No I did, it's you that don't understand the idea of this kind of video. For example; in 'titanic in 5 seconds' he says "this ship can't sink!" and then it sinks... It's abrupt and really funny, and it actually sums up the entire movie in a way. Yours did sum up the movie, but it wasn't funny at all. That's my point.
@jackalope901 This isnt mine. But nearest as I can tell, the point of this vid was to show that Transformers is all explosions and special effects. I.E. There was no actual substance to the story. For that reason, I think this was pretty accurate. I hope that helped.
This is probably the only 5 sec. movie that without looking at the duration, would seem like 5 sec. AND IT WAS PLAIN HILARIOUS BECAUSE IT IS BASICLY NONSENSE WHICH IS WHAT THE TRANSFORMER MOVIEZ ARE! AWSOME JOB!
Needs more gratuitous explosion scenes since it's for a Michael Bay film
skeve613 2 months ago
Anyone notice that if you press 4 or 5 they both lead to 00:04
ScouserSponk 6 months ago
Hey you forgot 'you fail me yet again starscream!"
apaloosa01 6 months ago
Someone made this shitty movie in 5 seconds?It was like almost 3 hours of just robots shooting eachother.SNUFF FILM!
yellowfish32 6 months ago
That's suck
Hiperforteca 6 months ago
This one was actually 5 seconds!
eXPerienceyeah 7 months ago
press 4 or 5 continuously.... he's saying ass lick ... may b
goldenball2020 7 months ago
hahahaha!
stylincowgirl1 7 months ago
I need some Asscream for mah ass
megajebus 7 months ago
At 0:05 you hear Megatron quickly say 'soup!'
MARCUStheDEXTOR 8 months ago
"Man, my fusion blaster and assorted war panoply is so superior to human junk! But instead of using my guns for anything, I am going to WRESTLE every Decepticon I see!"
AnomalyINC 8 months ago 4
5 seconds Nice
juezy1234 8 months ago
I LOVE THIS
Spiderkid1199 8 months ago
HAHA I DONT even think many people would even get the joke. It's because the voices were almost impossible to understand.
marinefrenzy 8 months ago
Did anyone notice that there is no 0:07 ?
radzy30 8 months ago 23
@radzy30 It's also good to note that the title card for the end credits is up at precisely 0:06.
kosstheory 8 months ago 3
@radzy30
are you the "internet noob" guy?
AustriaDictator 1 month ago
hell yes cybertronian wrestling matches r das shit and ppl need to stop comparing these movies to shows and stuff cuse thats just retarded
starscreamsgirl989 8 months ago
please add subtitles.
wasif9ty3 8 months ago 3
this movie was not bad so up everyhater's asshole :3
starscreamsgirl989 8 months ago
What's with all the dislikes.
This was probably the most accurate "5 Seconds" clips there is, terrible movie.
AjGuitarist 8 months ago
1. big explosions
2. horrible camera movements
3. robots tackle eachother
blazejames47 8 months ago
@blazejames47 then it's "DOOOOOOOONE!" XD
aShLeYlUvSrOcK098 8 months ago
@blazejames47 Sounds like a classic Michael Bay movie.
VesuvioX4 8 months ago in playlist 5 Second Films
Aw I forgot the "Soup" after the *boom*
nightbane2 8 months ago
*boom*
*boom*
*igerkjgjierg*
"Nubbahs neegers"
"asscreep"
*boom*
"DOOOOOONE!"
nightbane2 8 months ago
only the LP part was worth from this video...like 2 sec
eidolaras 8 months ago
hold 3 to see bumble bee in action and ther is no 0:07
rebelpilot34 9 months ago
Hold 1 down for Nuke spam
SSAirsoftowns 9 months ago
I don't even my brain was able to keep up!
GuiltyFaT 10 months ago
Yep, that pretty much covered it.
videoguy604 10 months ago
michael bay is the worst director ever.
chuckydog 10 months ago
press 3 for
Nose ache asscreep BRAHHHHH
ifba100 10 months ago 3
Wait- what?
lilbrainyballerina 10 months ago
Click 6 for Soup
UnownPikachu 11 months ago
Genius :D
NxGodz 11 months ago
it would have been more like *explosion, transform, explosion, explosion* done.
whereistheyall 11 months ago
MUCH better than the actual movie.
bottomlesschad 11 months ago
This video has way too many dislikes.
Fredcheesburger 11 months ago
Transformers is resumed in one image >>> "Megan Fox"
Djcelso33 11 months ago
325 people were "DOOOOONEEEE"in 5 seconds.
BlazeEvolutionPRO09 11 months ago
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BlazeEvolutionPRO09 11 months ago
for me transformers consisted of megan fox. just sayiong this 5 seconds was inaccurate..
joking081 11 months ago
dude how do you do this?!
tlhharts 11 months ago
press 5 for "ass eaten"
zooie69 11 months ago 5
yep just robots fighting just that fact makes in epic movie
firecorps456 1 year ago
Press 4 then 6 for the "asscreep soup" special
IntrceptR 1 year ago 76
@IntrceptR wtf does "press this number" mean?
pigsfood27 8 months ago
@IntrceptR Wow, man, you surely have some free time on your hands! And so do I, apparently... :-D
thelucasveloso 8 months ago
press 6 for soup
Goldfish8451 1 year ago 5
@Goldfish8451 soup pt
soup pt
soup pt
soup pt
jimmyshitbags 1 year ago
0:04
coolguy1843 1 year ago
press 4 for asscreep
guitarguy9011 1 year ago
@guitarguy9011 press shut the fuck up for aids test
iluvtrolling 1 year ago
the start scene was fuckn epic
too bad the second movie wasnt as good
Preditiono 1 year ago
press red bar press play keep pressing 4 THIS COMMENT IS MADE FOR YOUNG KIDS (jk)
dilophosaurus122 1 year ago
press "1" for MEGA-OMEGA-WTF-EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!
BmikroB 1 year ago
i really don't understand wtf they are saying!xD
jardevel 1 year ago
I LOVE THAT MOVIE
yvonne2141 1 year ago
@yvonne2141 Nobodys perfect.
Ikarosus 1 year ago
No "One shall stand one shall fall"?
Lordodragonss 1 year ago
@Lordodragonss I guess it means two people go in, one person comes out.
tyber32 1 year ago
Brilliant.
Lets see if we can get it through the national raiting company.
puhbalol 1 year ago
Borat.
mandott 1 year ago
been going through a few of these 5 second films and this is the first one which is actually five seconds, and I think it's the best lol
Ismft 1 year ago
Ah c'mon. The first movie was great. It's the second movie that sucks.
bcoz7264 1 year ago
roflol "dooone!" XD
mississippimonkey 1 year ago 112
This is actually better than the film.
Metallicafan002 1 year ago
National treasure 2 in 5 seconds!!
youtube.com/watch?v=9W9by6eAwzc
VERY FUNNY! (:
marklyne1234 1 year ago
Love the "DOOONNNEEE!" at the end hahahah!
Yams313 1 year ago 5
*Explosion*
People: AHHH!!!
Former#1: nubbla--
Former#2: asoupy RAWR
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
EmmaAnime96 1 year ago 4
fucking michael bay lol
foxygrandpa991 1 year ago
As much as this video suck, its better than both the movies
SaintInsanus 1 year ago
Looks like Jazz...
*sunglasses*
...was CUT!
kelleroid795 1 year ago
@kelleroid795 Hahahaha Jazz
buttercup151515 1 year ago
@kelleroid795
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
JSHADOWM 1 year ago
Looks like Jazz...
B)
...was cut!
kelleroid795 1 year ago
Some how i'm more confused now then when i saw the real thing o.o
animefreek217 1 year ago
I like this vid, but the movie was a masterpiece aswell.
Sarackosmo 1 year ago
holy crap........
lamborghinifan360 1 year ago
i know right? Way more character development in this video than in the actual movie.
romck1 1 year ago
=(.....it was 8 secs
cdudetheassassin 1 year ago
@cdudetheassassin lol You're not suppose to include the intro and the credits! xD
ChaeDawn 1 year ago
SOUP! XD LMAO
Samiesmiles9 1 year ago
That was better then the film. Which isnt saying much. All the parts you missed were explosions.
slipperywhenwet5 1 year ago
0:04 Double Niggas ? Im not racist, it just sounds like he is saying it.
KsorGamer 1 year ago
YOU MISSED MAGEN FOX HOOD SCENE ... THAT WAS THE WHOLE MOVIE
misakisheraz 1 year ago
@misakisheraz BABABOOOOOOOOM!
biggie558 1 year ago
SOUP!
welowrider32 1 year ago
transformers two in five seconds is just megan fox flashing the screen
maxbie123 1 year ago
*Soup* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
FeehDeedo 1 year ago 5
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Doneeeeeeeee XD
FarukFkk 1 year ago
Sums up the whole movie
hacker4637 1 year ago
The end: Duuuuuuuuh!!!
yasmineivy1 1 year ago
if you rate down, ur a redneck hillbilly that likes pigs squealing for pleasure...good god this movie sucked hardcore. THUMBS UP BABY~!
kudjo24 1 year ago
the second movie spent too much time on story and too little time with big robots fighting. so now they cut down on both
legefy 1 year ago
@legefy Are you Michael Bay?
biggie558 1 year ago
@biggie558 no im morgan freeman
legefy 1 year ago
lol when it was optimus then megatron it sounded like "docter""octagonapus""blaugh"
wolf25705 1 year ago
Honestly.. First 5 sec clip that made me want to watch the movie again :)
Earthquaker501 1 year ago 3
should have put that bit where it's like, in the beginning of the film "in the beginning of time there was, a cube!" i immediately understood life from that.
rvthereverb 1 year ago
BUAAAH
wazzup4567 1 year ago
why pay 10 dollars 4 a movie ticket when u can just watch this?
(thumbs up if u agree)
DASCHICKENMAN 1 year ago
@DASCHICKENMAN thumb whore
Sonicr7 1 year ago
what a tub of shite. and no reference to that guy with the glasses or w/e his name is
breakmonker 1 year ago
lol. thats all i can say. lol
that1guy101691 1 year ago
ppl thumbed down this needs to actually watch the movie.
bananian 1 year ago
um.............yup.
FreakDaMIghet 1 year ago
KNOWLEDGE ASSI
sonicdahedgog1 1 year ago
This has more dialogue then the actual movie! "SOUP"!
xKanda101x 1 year ago
the entire plot explained in 5 seconds
TymokRapesNalia 1 year ago
dooone XD
nehawe 1 year ago
At least that was better than the full movie.
Wolvenfire86 1 year ago
RAWR!
RAWR!
RAWR!
Optimus: Nosebleed?
Megatron: Nosebleed.
Megatron faints from blood/oil loss.
DOOOONNNNE! xD
galaxyangel5 1 year ago 4
@galaxyangel5 you can clearly hear that megatron says "starscream" 8-]
GohTrunks002 1 year ago
@GohTrunks002 well, my ears heard 'nosebleed' its damn funny enough for me xDD but hey, it depends.
galaxyangel5 1 year ago
lol
chalooloo 1 year ago
i think a part of my brain imploded...
Hagisher 1 year ago
Me too
sizmbr 1 year ago
and all this time I thought it was about Megan Fox sweating in skimpy clothes.
juss4me123 1 year ago
which fucking retard made this? It's supposed to be funny, you don't just put random clips from the film together! haha come on
jackalope901 1 year ago
@jackalope901 You clearly didn't watch the movie. haha.
MasterFhyl 1 year ago
@MasterFhyl No I did, it's you that don't understand the idea of this kind of video. For example; in 'titanic in 5 seconds' he says "this ship can't sink!" and then it sinks... It's abrupt and really funny, and it actually sums up the entire movie in a way. Yours did sum up the movie, but it wasn't funny at all. That's my point.
jackalope901 1 year ago
@jackalope901 This isnt mine. But nearest as I can tell, the point of this vid was to show that Transformers is all explosions and special effects. I.E. There was no actual substance to the story. For that reason, I think this was pretty accurate. I hope that helped.
MasterFhyl 1 year ago
@MasterFhyl
its spot on
henkman00 1 year ago
@henkman00 That's what I thought
MasterFhyl 1 year ago
the star of this movie was actually the chihuahua.
sheilaloo 1 year ago
@sheilaloo yeap, he really needs to wear off from the painkillers... poor drug addict dog
Reiben91 1 year ago
plaintive...... stupid....
Mufractor 1 year ago
lolz the end was perfect! xD
cry4me2day 1 year ago
micheal bay wtf man?
Alcapwnful 1 year ago
waaaaaaaaay better than the second
wildabeest4 1 year ago
what the...?
Roxas42124 1 year ago
omg i could watch it over and over and over...
buttercup151515 1 year ago
Better than both movies combined.
sawjac13 1 year ago
DOOOOONEEEE
Pyroo0 1 year ago 22
you forgot the Prune Juice
Peusterokos1 1 year ago
lmao
necrosny 1 year ago
adhasdhj asjk asd as asd h doneeeeee
Teh1337Walkthrough 2 years ago 5
@Teh1337Walkthrough You forgot the soup XD
FeehDeedo 1 year ago
This is actually the extended cut.
I find the story is much more prominent here.
masterpiraka 2 years ago 149
This has been flagged as spam show
@masterpiraka ARE YOU KIDDING? you cant even see megan fox, she's like, half the movie!
cartmanisafatninja 1 year ago
@masterpiraka
no offense, good comment and all but it is exactly the same as BaileysBeads...
samthepsycicclam 1 year ago
The movie in a nutshell. The army, horny teens, asteroids, cubes, car commercials, oh look, Optimus Prime! And Megatron! THE END.
kevinohisamazing 2 years ago 8
Somehow this video had more depth than the original.
BaileysBeads 2 years ago 154
@BaileysBeads I was going to say exactly the same thing. lol
AchillesEightyThree 1 year ago
...DOOOOOONE
FeehDeedo 2 years ago 4
LMFAO. xD
QuileutePocahontas 2 years ago
Thats pretty much what i caught from the movie too.:D
wolborg2 2 years ago 11
This video should've been a 5 year old in a kitchen, blaring MTV and smashing pans together! But it's still awesome, 5 stars!
bigpunholla 2 years ago
it's like frenzy talking but in slo mo :P
gwaji1234 2 years ago
sprgrizdll...griscli...glickfrtsbravzl...sreamftzllzlDOOOOONNEEEEE!!
xD
Al3x919191 2 years ago 2
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Al3x919191 2 years ago
soup LOL
aerialfury 2 years ago
michael bay haha. he suck :P
SWmarko 2 years ago
"SOUP!" LOL
KronoLean 2 years ago
LMFAOOO i just noticed that XD
lucalukita16 2 years ago
Prime:the most dangerous
Megatron:and awsome
Starscream:Soup
XD
stanguner 2 years ago 6
@stanguner he didn't say awesome, he said ASSCREAM! LMAO :D
marines081 2 years ago
@marines081 ma doesnt matter its a funny vid one way or another
stanguner 2 years ago
@stanguner Yes, but Asscream roxx! :D
marines081 2 years ago
soup
Melensko 2 years ago
lol i hear it too
MagicEye117 2 years ago
all action
stephijane03 2 years ago
Lol
" soup! "
brokoks 2 years ago
soup!!!
macdog47 2 years ago
"Asscream"
Linkinito 2 years ago 6
LMAO! "SOUP!"
nikkle2 2 years ago
the most accurate of the 5 sec movies lol :D
GothGaara92 2 years ago
I heard someone say soup
O_O
pixstick 2 years ago 7
hahahahahahhahaha i totally heard that too!
AWCsoccer23 2 years ago
lolololololololololol me 2
TeamCavemanPaolo 2 years ago
I DID TOOO ZOMG
sharpie980 2 years ago
=o!! I likedd the movie... =[
tmariesinger 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in 5 seconds:
No movie clips needed, just some text saying "A piece of crap"
uknownada 2 years ago
This is probably the only 5 sec. movie that without looking at the duration, would seem like 5 sec. AND IT WAS PLAIN HILARIOUS BECAUSE IT IS BASICLY NONSENSE WHICH IS WHAT THE TRANSFORMER MOVIEZ ARE! AWSOME JOB!
concreterose100 2 years ago