If It Were Realistic - Gravity Gun (Half Life 2 Machinima)

[jamesbigmac75]

This wasn't funny.

[BadLadJon]

unfunny use of excessive swearing and yelling...

[6000NoobTube]

What is so bad about a device that is capable of generating its own gravitational field? If Dog is real enough, so is the gun.

[GaltarDude1138]

Is the guy voicing Gordon the guy from Freeman's Mind?

[MultiGameKing101]

0:28 dat ass.............

[MrStreetfighterXD]

This video makes me sad.



[Razer1103]

Shoulda called this video, "If the gravity gun didn't work"

-.-'

[chocoletFIRE]

OH

I remember this series!

it was good but then they got fucking ridiculous and tried to hard and the videos weren't realistic and it crashed.

good times.

[pr0nTehMagicShrimp]

this is just as funny as most of all the other machinimas, yet it is disliked.

[MrBeefjurkey]

»»───(Knee)───►

[Dabossjoe90]

aww fuck *splat*

[deadguymud]

guy in video: were the fu** you taking me to?

Subtitles: hello

[agukratos13]

turn on the subtitles on english and enjoy ;)

[BeastGamers1234]

Hey u made ur music with Mixcraft. I recognize the beats!!

[tom282f38800]

1:20 The Grav Gun detected a item it can handle.(The sound)

[stazox]

LoL

[bretthicksomega]

hmmm that wasnt funny, fuck you machinima

[megaladon891]

@bretthicksomega

you're fucking gay

[bretthicksomega]

@megaladon891 nope, but this fucking video is garbage? were you trying to spell garbage little internet troll? huh? were ya? huh?

[waffles480]

thumb's up if you an hear ''mmm soup'' every time he tries to use the gravity gun

[kalidoresdan]

machinima is the shittiest shit ever...

[SuperFly8anzai]

If this video were realistic, Gordon wouldn't sound like a pubescent teenager.

[andresc228]

jajajaja o shit!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeafDefiler]

I dont know what this was, or why i watched it, My only option is to blame Grif for having such a flawed plan, stupid, stupid Grif

[Dveidve22]

watch?v=daPzLbjEUO4

[DocAscii]

It's funny because there's swearing.

Don't you people get that?

[BlackHero22]

actually it would work because it'd have to be made and tested correctly

[RymvTheGod]

The Gordon model is ugly as sin.

[Mrcrazy80]

@vieprof432un Or you buy the fucking game.

[EndreVanan]

@Mrcrazy80 What is this "buy" that you speak of?

[Mrcrazy80]

@EndreVanan Come on, guys. I admit that I too occasionally get games for a... low price (if you know what I mean) like you do. However, first of all, you don't do that with Steam games. You just don't. Secondly, The friggin game is a total online-based game - meaning getting past VAC is next to impossible - meaning DON'T BOTHER TRYING. Thirdly, I'm expanding my first argument by saying that L4D2, like all other Valve games, is so fucking awesome that it's blasphemy to even think of that shit.

[EndreVanan]

@Mrcrazy80 I've gotten past VAC plenty of times. It isn't as hard as you make it out to be. You just need to be discreet. And a CD crack.

[Mrcrazy80]

@EndreVanan Enough with the difficulty bullshit! Valve is the best gaming company in the world and every game they make is a masterpiece. Seriously, if you can't spend 20 bucks on the best zombie-action-shooter in the world, with all community, updating and support included, which takes about 5 minutes to do on Steam, just because it's POSSIBLE to get a crappier version in a way that is both harder and wrong, then I pity you.

[EndreVanan]

@Mrcrazy80 Pity me all you want. I'll still be enjoying my free games by the time you inevitably stop caring.

[Mrcrazy80]

@EndreVanan Hah. And I'll be enjoying full online support, community and having a clear concience.

[EndreVanan]

@Mrcrazy80 I got the first one, second one, and don't have a conscience.

[slightlyoutofreach01]

@EndreVanan Yeah, enjoy your 'free' games as PC gaming is slowly strangled to death by restrictive DRM and lack of sales specifically because people like you would rather be a leech than drop $20 to show some appreciation for the people who make these games. By all means, enjoy them.

[EndreVanan]

@slightlyoutofreach01 I only pirate when I can't afford games and want to try them out ahead of time to see if they're worth the money. Sooner or later, if it's good, I normally get around to buying them and deleting the pirated version. Kind of like what I did with Minecraft and Counterstrike: Source.

[slightlyoutofreach01]

@EndreVanan Well, that's far more sensible logic than what you usually hear, especially in the face of my random snark. Kudos to you, sir.

[zerobeo]

1:28 freeman walks like a chimaera from resistance :))

[HaxTut]

she have a nice ass

[MultiGreenLeader]

this should be episode 4 not 5

[SheldonCooper42]

You can´t say that a Gravity Gun is not Realistic. The technology behindt it woulde be influenced by Black Mesa and Alien technlogy, so it could be possible that they found particles who can create these Zero Energy fields when they colldie with Matter like the Boxes and the Barrels (but not the Air, maybe Air is not dense enought to provide enought collisions) . So a Gravitx Gun would simply create a Beam of these Particles... But i still think that this is funny video xD.

[MVJosuah123]

How do you hack the camera..?

[dragonsblazer]

@Unlimited993 whats wrong with the portal gun?

[assassin1996ify]

What's the name of the ending song?

[itiessiah]

HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!

[AICJacob]

@scratchpost dude, its called comedy. if you don't get it then don't watch there fucking videos.

[kkdoomsday22]

@scratchpost people needs to express themselves, its not your opinion if they want to make a video about something realistic or not. its a vid they call comedy. if its an idea then i say why not just make that idea come true, u seem to take things seriously for some odd reason :/

[LolTacular01]

This video only sugests it doesen't work because no one on the PLANET knows how to use anti-gravity. It however mentions that it uses "ZERO-POINTENERGY"

So basicly it doesent work because the creators of this video know fuck-all about

anti-gravity as well as everyone else on earth.

[aTouchOfEpic]

@LolTacular01 That may be true, but Half-Life 2 takes place in the mysterious future of 2006! Who knows what wonders will be unlocked by then?!

[LolTacular01]

LOL. (OH AND FORGIVE MY INCORRECT SPACING)

[Kaxopilla]

@aTouchOfEpic Half-life 2 takes place in the 2020's.

[pokez117]

@Kaxopilla What if Half-Life 3 takes place...IN REAL LIFE?! DUN DUN DUUUUUN.

[Kaxopilla]

@pokez117 Half-life takes place in the Half-life universe. If it continues the series at all, it'll take place in the half-life universe, not real-life.

[pokez117]

@Kaxopilla Well, I actually meant literally IRL. like, you buy the game, they give you a crowbar and send you outside. It is apocalypse joke, is funny.

[tonihomi]

@aTouchOfEpic wtf are you talking about it takes place in the 2020s

[RoughThief]

Ahahahaha nice! 

[ands1983]

@Unlimited993 Replace the surroundings with Aperture Science facilities, Alyx with GLaDOS and the gravity gun with the portal gun, there you go :) Oh, and it still isn't working...

[ThomasDemko]

It's not defined as a gravity gun if it can't do shit. xD

[MarioWars]

Hey, I know that voice! :D

[skullzans]

@MarioWars its freeman from freemans mind... exepct they made it sound higher to cover for piracy

[Sk8inLegend]

this was uploaded on my birth day :D

[GamerBrosInc]

Wheres the dancing guy at the end D:?

[ACRKawonga]

@Unlimited993 Knew that?

English motherfucker! Do you speak it?

[ACRKawonga]

@Unlimited993 No! Then the idea would be exactly the same.

[vivapinsam1]

I laughed when Alyx mentioned catch with dog

[DigitalClark]

OW!

[nikekotor2]

i wonder if it's his mind??

[shield543]

@Unlimited993 and did you know a black hole is actually smaller than an atom, its only a thing called "the schwarzchild radius" that makes the circle distance that u can see, so technically if the portal gun shoots black holes, then how would we fit through those little holes smaller than an atom lol

[ACRKawonga]

@shield543 Because its a videogame.

[metalsonicdoll]

@Unlimited993

the minute it got turned on all earth would be sucked into a black hole

becaus ethe portal gun uses a black hole generator to make other black holes(portals)

[aahrg1234567890]

if this video were realistic....

gordon freeman wouldnt be talking....

[nikekotor2]

@aahrg1234567890 i wonder if it's his mind that you hear???

[TheAndrew1987]

@aahrg1234567890 ww3 would begin!

[alexshoot]

If the gravity gun were realistic it would do as what it does in game

[wegotas]

@alexshoot Well, technicly it would propel item you're having, but also should propel that gun in the same amount of energy as item was propeled.

[akeel456]

This is pretty dumb. It could've made for some clever humour.

[Filipjphry]

he is alot whinier than i remember

[Mr1337luke]

@Filipjphry god fucking damn it... you're right! because... GORDON FREEMAN IS FUCKIN' MUTE!

[11weeee]

press 4 then 6 hehe lol

[cookiekiller6]

Press 7 for "Hatah"

[MyC0ks]

THIS ISN'T REALISTIC! Gordon can't talk.

[AQWTrueDragonSlayer]

Press 10 and be surprised

[PaladinGear15]

I bet most of the people who gave this a thumbs down didn't actually watch the entire video

[1upD]

@PaladinGear15 I watched the entire video. It still was completely lacking any sort of humor or entertainment value whatsoever.

[MajikkaniHand]

@1upD I agree. I thought maybe some physics, maybe some sort of "it enhances the earth's gravity" (lame, but at least a real joke), but this seems to say we shouldn't have any suspension of disbelief whatsoever. Tsk tsk.

[DjSugarKitty95]

Ahahaha epic ending XD

[slayerr4365]

press 3 for boner and facial lmao

[daryl7441]

@slayerr4365 made me lol

[cptblackamar]

well that was rubbish. Their entire basis of it being realistic was that it doesn't work, but with no explanation as to why (I can think of a few, but the main ones could be that just because it can lift a two tonne crate, doesn't mean you can still hold onto it). Would have been so much better though if they worked on something like the momentum of firing something heavier than you into the distance would push you to the ground, and probably kill you. No physics in this, and was rubbish

[Kersaw803]

press 8 for "fuck" 

[hk0O7]

Hahahahahahahahaha! OMG LOLOLOL!

[SergeantNugget]

Lol you can't do Battlefield because it's too realistic!

[youritjuuh]

wait, it isnt real?

[BenAuburnHayward]

You sure it doesn't work??? Try holding it down. I think is says that on the side, Idk if it does because I haven't played Half Life 2.

[CaptainPositron]

Why would they build a gun with technology that doesn't work? That's like buying a Delorian and expecting it to time travel. This is a terrible video!

[Aldacre]

And that is why gordon freeman doesnt talk.

[PvtMichealJCaboose]

I was expecting him to grab a heavy box and lift in the air due to him being lighter than a heavy box.

[Nu2Daintrnet33]

It doesnt work cause based on what we know about physics right now you cant manipulate gravity. U could use magnets or super conductors but that wouldnt even come close to what youd expect from a gravity gun

[YoungJusticeRobin]

@Nu2Daintrnet33 I love how You talk smart in text and bad grammar.

[TyMan210]

@Nu2Daintrnet33 It doesn't do anything to gravity. It's actually called the Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulator. It's just easier to call it a Gravity Gun.

[oobietime8]

@Nu2Daintrnet33 Well there also wasn't any portal we could use to get to alien planets, or guns that shoot blue waves that make an enemy into a bloody mess, but this could be an alternate dimension (discarding the whole "its a videogame" thing) And again, this is only based on what we know now, so that doesn't mean it "doesnt work"

[Rollersteaam]

More like "If it didn't work".

[rpgsolider]

if i had the graivty gun i could steal video games with it from store and run away HEEHHEHEHE

[jellywillreturn]

This may just be the worst insult to humanity I've ever seen.

[RandomGuy0987]

This shit is the worst excuse for machinima I've ever seen. Shitty camera angles, shitty script, shitty voice actor. Overall shit.

[Jordonts]

@RandomGuy0987 wow, i had a bonner, and just ruined it

[mlcmingliang]

I watch it at night and I laugh so high make all ppl weak up -.-

[lumpyrabbit]

@mlcmingliang what the hell

[TheGamingfan144]

Ah... Fuck.... BOOM.

[EasterGhost]

So, if the Gravity Gun were real, it wouldn't work...?

It's like I get it, but I don't.

[lolgam200]

@EasterGhost It's just like reverse piracy!

[flashburn117]

@EasterGhost Nah, you get it.  It just isn't funny.

[DelphinusMAch1]

@EasterGhost Gravity is the weakest of all the forces in the universe. Electromagnetism, the strong nuclear force, and the weak nuclear force are all stronger. So yeah...

[frezehst]

@EasterGhost Modifying the gravity around an object is impossible. Gravity is not selective to a single area, so if someone invented a trigger operated device that removed gravity it would have to have the range of the entire world. Which is impossible...for now.

[CariagaXIII]

put video copilot Andrew kremer in the tags to say thanks to andrew

[Lovecalmiester]

f***ing Energizer...

[Dongulator]

I expected it to work, but to push Gordon back as hard as whatever the gravity gun was kicking forward.

[Sonofsweetness]

@Dongulator it probably redirects the energy

[vanderkonig]

That's not a dog.. haha

[YetiSandvichVideos]

I dont get it. I find this video very amusing. Everyone who thinks it not. Can go fuck themselves. No hard feelings.

[MrFolette]

@YetiSandvichVideos Awesome, I'll be thinking of you while I fuck myself. No hard feelings.

[YetiSandvichVideos]

@MrFolette Why thank you. That's a real compliment.

[sessrojak]

i like that he's standing as though he soiled his pants...

[Skullsplitter15]

@GamesGuycouk I think you mean china

[pkeropl0x]

how do you get player models!!??!??

[antbauer1210]

I don't get it....

[sygotossen]

@roflchopa women...

[TheGHOST666333]

lolz!!!

[SourceStrike]

583 people's gravity gun didnt work

[Moredread25]

Lame.

[Chaossangel]

Wait, what did I miss? What was funny about this?

[StylishStar88]

This video is shit....till 2:09!

[CanOfMapleSyrup]

@roflchopa gordon freeman doesnt talk, only think.

[shotgunshells2]

this... wasn't funny. at all. sorry Machinima.

[counterfight1224]

you do realize that the gravity gun was made when combine technology was salvagable... so the games story backs up the technology.

[machiner6]

so it doesn't work unless Alyx explains how? hahaha!

[GamesGuycouk]

*looks at label* Made in the USA *smacks head* "Duh! No wonder it doesn't work"

[MrMoralesProductions]

if it were realistic there would be no gravity gun

[47Sn1P3r]

failed video...really

[lolhahahalala]

@2:09, portal 2 aerial faith plate

[ptccashmoneymaker]

LOLOLOL HAHAHAHAH so funny 0:48 and 1:56 hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! poor freeman

[hacker2606]

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[conard560]

1:27 OW LOL LOL

[RAYtheIMAN]

@roflchopa

he speacks in his mind.

I do that to...All the time.

[Roflmaoistable]

Uhh dat ass!Where was the gravity gun part really??

[quwerty90]

@Roflmaoistable he has it in his hands the whole time

[Roflmaoistable]

@quwerty90 -.- seems you didnt get it..

[quwerty90]

@Roflmaoistable seems i didnt

[ERMgamer]

aww... fuck

[DesertedPanda]

A gravity gun wouldn't work if it was real because it isn't real.

Therefore:

Master Chief's armor couldn't stop bullets because he isn't real.

Castle Crashers wouldn't be able to use magic because they aren't real.

Dragons could never fly because they aren't real.

The Enterprise could never direct all power to phasers because it isn't real.

The Zerg could never be controlled by the Overmind because it isn't real.

See? I can do it too.

[MrMechaE]

@DesertedPanda what about the cake? from portal i made it so is it still unreal?

[Tortao321]

oohhhhhh.....fuck

[PIXLnxt]

why is it that the Portal games have jokes involving half-life?

[ACDCfan358]

@PIXLnxt Both games are made by Valve

[SoliceProductions]

@PIXLnxt Portal and Half-life are part of the same universe

[robohunter2000ad]

@SoliceProductions so is tf2 and counter strike

[RAYtheIMAN]

@SoliceProductions

true, true.

[prestb]

@PIXLnxt The involve the same world. Aperture Science and Black Mesa are rivals, AS made the Portal Gun, while BM made teleporters (Tried any way), and gravity defying devices. Well, I say that because of the Gravity Gun lol Hope this helps :D

[machiner6]

@prestb In a portal mod I'm planning to create, the GLaDOS fight at the end will involve a momentum puzzle to get the Super Gravity gun, because the walls are too low to get portals that will knock her core spheres off.

[spartainB55]

Does any one remember when these were funny and original?

[Lidrena]

i dont get it. i get how it cant pull a WOODEN box but metal!? c'mon...

[Tobiasplease]

@Lidrena He didnt pull the metal box. It was DOG who threw it..

[Lidrena]

@Tobiasplease what metal box?

[brutaka359]

This video is *press 4*

[GameTheMystery]

@brutaka359 seemed like u enhoyed it hey its not bad im just saying i woudent my self make fun of somthing if i  coudlent do it better -_- i love this vid and i respectfully acept what you think of it

[brutaka359]

@GameTheMystery Nah, I don't think that really, it's pretty cool and it's better than what I can do. I just wanted to see how many people I can piss off! xD

[GameTheMystery]

@brutaka359 ok thats being a piss off troll XD