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  • 8:24

    "...and I'm finally flexible enough to - oh, guess not."

    LOL

  • I choked my ass off on my laughs when I saw him dancing fuck yes I want to dance too!

  • what u dont like twilight ???

  • mad funny!!!

  • i love the intro song nice choice

  • i really like shark week

  • What's that song called with 'I smell the blood of an englishman.' That sounds pretty catchy.

  • @JO74561 Never mind.

  • @JO74561 The song is called Man Man by Engish bwudd, sometimes it's spelled enrish bwudd, hope that helped.

  • If Seras Was Raped (She says it on 2:48) How come she can become a vampire

  • @riku740 exactly! Has to be a virgin ^.^ and the narrorator was annoying. So, yeah, but it was still funny

  • Why the fuck is Shaggy narrating?

  • LMFAO

  • lol

    

  • wow i hate remakes

    

  • Dat butler has a great voice.

  • Priest: Ever been rrrrrrrrrraped?

    Seras: Well once....

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  • Now I know the alias/account/nickname of the female actor it's good 2 see her do her thing. 2 many dudes acting as chicks doesn't give you a full laugh with female characters. Oh yeah that rape thing was a little insensitive but y'all pulled it off w the gun joke. Keep it up.

  • Alacard.

    His true power is that of calling Dibs.

  • Lmao Best Dance alucard has pulled off ever. XD

  • damn who ever voiced integra is a genius it fits

  • Now THAT is what I call getting served.

  • walter is the fkin man!

  • the fuck/..... she turns into luke

  • i just realized iv seen this episode so many time (the non abridged) and i just figured this out. HOW Can she see herself in the mirror if shes a vampire..?

  • @lolguy221 That be because the entire mirror thing doesn't make sense in mythology. A shadow has a reflection and even death has a shadow. Therefore vamps also would. Seriously, who ever came up with that one didn't think very much.

  • Lols. Acts like a maaan. ':D

  • what the hell intgra is not a man so u suck shit ass

  • no offonce but this sucks alot

  • @angelalovesbunnies well it is abriged so its a parody

  • alucard approves!

  • i like the zomby dance

  • This was terrible in comparison to TFS

  • @abulletslove It isn't really fair to compare an all star group like TFS to any other abridgers.

  • @SnowyWolborg Sure I can, TFS started out as a bunch of obnoxious idiots doing naruto abridged. Look where they are now.

  • @abulletslove a bunch of obnoxious idiots making lame parodies of japanese cartoons?

  • heheehehelol so funny

  • Integra's voice sounds like the one on a anderplant parody on deviantart... wondering if it's the same.

  • 8:24 lol. It is the true dreamof all men to be able to suck their own dicks. Really, if you could do that, than sex would only be for child birth. If a girl could lick her own vag, omg! She would instantaneously lose her sexual activity.

  • i feel like even as a nearly immortal vampire, that beign shot would hurt...

  • Damn...his dance is too strong....MINIONS! DO THE ZOMBIE SHUFFLE!

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  • yes, and a badass you shall be XD

  • Different than the other in a way that sorta makes it a different cast/story.

    I lolzed

    Can't pick a favorite here, epic win!

  • Could someone tell me which episode the scene at 4:07 is, because I dont remember it from episode 1.

  • Funny but WTF with the dance thing ?_?

  • Alucard- so you think you're funky enough hellsing?

    Luke- Well you can tell by the way I use my walk... >:)

  • Stoooooogiiiiieeee???

  • 745 FUCK YEAH!

  • STOOOOOGIE

  • XD Sandstorm by DaRude for the Dance-off? I LOVE IT!

  • I wasn't sure if I should laugh harder at Bonbon or Teggy XD

  • THis is oficaly the funny abriged seires ever.

    awsome job :D (pardon my spelling)

  • sir integra fairbrook wingates Randolf Wolfgang Monique bon bon hellsing.....XD

  • @Zenthology but you can call her Teggy :D

  • Cool shit there

  • I knew he was going to say Twilight.

    Free unifooorrmmm.

    Oh yea!

  • YOU...DESERVE... A ASSPADALING

  • Best. Dance off. Ever.

  • Thumbs up for alucard' s dance of holiness.

  • And im ffinally flexible enough to...! uh, guess not... 8:24

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  • the dance of my people, the holy dance of the spurning sanguine XD its doubly funny cause it means gushing blood. at least i think thats what it means, feel free to correct me

  • the dance of my people, the holy dance of the spurning sanguine XD

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  • What is that song at the start of each episode?

  • @hikkamoriKing "What is that song at the start of each episode?"

    Engrish Bwudd by Man Man

  • @VideoGameNerdCS It's not really at the start though, is it? It's played after the "good" narrating.

  • "Knock, knock"

    "Who's there?"

    "Interrupting butler"

    "Interrupting butler wh-"

    "STOOOAGIIEE?"

  • STOOAAAGIE?!

  • Moniquewa Bonbon.....?

  • his dance BLEW THEIR MINDS!! get it? .....he he aww i suck.

  • comon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck you

  • Yes, and a badass you shall be

  • "Aw, you can't call dibs!" D:

  • Where's the footage from 2:00 or so from? It looks like some opening sequence, but I definitely don't remember anything like that from the OVA.

    Also, great video!

  • It looks like some stuff from the very end of the manga, but that hasn't been turned into an OVA yet, so ???

    Okay, I just watched the rest of the video, and it is hilarious. Thanks for making this!

  • @LunarAphelion It is all from the OVA. Remember, it's not the actual opening sequence for the OVA, just some pretty clips from it.

  • @LunarAphelion hellsing ultimate episode 8 is out

  • @LunarAphelion I think it was the new one

  • Love this opening!!!

  • THE CARMEN SANDAIGO HAT LMAO

  • @puchiko852 LOLXD

  • "oh its just a vampire. A VAYAMPIIIIRE!!!!!" XD

  • I love your use of Engwish Bwudd. This whole series is GLORIOUS. Thank you.

  • lmfaooo.. walter had me cracking up XD stoooooogggiiieee??

  • Anyone Else find it weird that shes a vampire but she looks at herself in a mirror?

  • Anyone Else find it weird that shes a vampire but she looks at herself in a mirror?

  • Press 4 for HEADSHOT

  • "The HELL?!"

    Indeed...

  • one of the best ever abridged sereis

  • Some of the narration sounds like it would be from "Wizard People, Dear Readers". X'D

  • awesome man!! =DDDDDDD

  • WTF IM ALUGHING SO HARD XDDDD! WTF IS THIS AHAHAHAHHA!

    ...My tummy hurts know :(.

    LOOOK ALUCARD DANCES XDDD!.

    ....Its hurts more know :(

  • THIS OWNS!!!! LMAO

  • is it me or is da narrator getting suckd off cos i hope its me

  • which hellsing is this? cuz the one i watched had it all happen in a church and didn't show seras before she completely transformed into a vampire...

  • @AgentSmithIsAnElf that was the original that version wasn't true to the manga this is the ova which is true to the manga

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  • 3 people whould have picked "Sparkley Little Princess"

  • @Heimdallfonphoenix make that 4

  • why do the plice have guns? its england. then again, there are vampires so perhaps my disbeleif should be stretched a little more.

  • His master has a weird ass name. i like it!

  • @MalfoyHaruka

    Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Randolf Wolfgang Moniqwa BON BON Hellsing

    I have put in caps the part where I LMFAO.

  • @Swirlstar who wouldn't haha! watching this in my room laughing so loud my family keeps 'checking' on whats wrong! haha so great

  • @Swirlstar I want an epically long name like that. xD

  • Random funny shit FOR THE ****ING WIN!

  • I dislike your Alucard voice, but it doesn't make me cringe or anything.

    All the other voices are FANTASTIC.

  • And finally flexible enough to....ooohhh guess not.

  • awesomeXD gotta love walter ahhaha!

  • why wont ep 1 play? thats my fav!

  • I love this. Really funny stuff. XD

  • this is the reason i love youtube....

  • the guy who played the vampire played evil well

  • XDDDDD Free Uniform. Walter is hilarious. That said it kind of lacked some of the hilarity of the other one, but had quite some moments that were funny as hell. The audio was definitely more understandable.

  • @theromanus yeah I was really happy with the first version, and can't really say we've done anything I'm ashamed of, especially using WMM to make the first one. I did want to update the video quality a bit though, and when you give a mouse a cookie..well let's say I just kept going and redid everything.

  • Sir:Integra Fairbok Wingates Randalf Wolfgang Moniqua Bon Bon Hellsing to put it simply u can call her tegy! :P watched taht part 4 times and almost choked to death!XDXDXDXD

  • hee hee, Walter makes me giggle.

  • Atta boy, Alucard! THAT is how Twilight should have ended! Alucard pops out of nowhere and slaughters the Cullen Clan. End of story/my nightmare.

  • what is the techno song alucard dances to??? my friends and i wish to rave to it while we talk of hellsings awesomeness and which twilight fan's lawn we're going to set on fire next...

  • @Liz9795 Lolz that's Sandstorm by Darude

  • where are the clips from? i mean i watched hellsing in japanese and in english dub all 13 episodes and i never saw this shit...

  • @Damirko1992 They are from Hellsing OVA or Hellsing Ultimate, a newer series that follows the manga much more closely.

  • @Damirko1992 its from the ova

  • ALUCARD is right Twilight SUCKS, it's an insult to what a vampire really means.

  • Pwned the Twilight fan

  • nekromantix...nice touch

  • oh damn lol, beastliest opening is right!

  • This is awesome. X3 loved the Brad Neely-esque narration, especially.

    What's the song played over the intro sequence?

  • @Melesmelda Hell yes I love almost all his stuff, it's just hilarious, the intro song is Engwish Bwudd by Man-Man.

  • DOOOGIE!!!!

  • so stupid it's funny

  • I have to say, you have the beastliest (is that a word?) opening song in the world XD

  • yes, yes it's a word.

    Mostest Beastliest. ^_^

  • amazing, simply amazing. XD

  • STOGEEEEE!!!

  • what was the music at 3:50?

  • @Ryz0ne Darude-Sandstorm

  • only two words can describe this: FUCKING AWESOME

  • ah ! great white !

  • Sorry. Alucard's voice just didn't fit. There were some funny bits in this, though, which did surprise me.

  • Oh JESUS!!!

  • boobies !

  • LMAO!!!!! XDD

  • everytime i watch, a new gem uncovered. Even ref to coppola's flick, chapeau to you XD

  • i thing the reaction of alucard to twilight is what would really happen. ^^

  • lol at the "golden goggles of glory" XD

  • Great timing with Sandstorm and the shooting. I love these. You do a great job with cutting and the voice actors are FANTASTIC.

  • kill off all the sparcaly vampires!! GO ALUCARD!!!

  • Loved the Twilight joke

  • Did walter just become more awesome than he already was and btw STOOOGIEEE?

  • get a new writer....some is good, but some needs a better writing. good voice acting though

  • Oh Hensomm, you little scamp.

  • :3 why yes I am,

    I liked it overall though

  • the girl sounds a lil like casious

  • dont forget "when your evil" that song is like his theme

  • btw. speaking of his hat...

    did anyone noticed that alucard never weard his hat again after he got shot down by this special unit in OVA 3?

    maybe you could bring this in the next abridged episode^^

  • Thank god for calling Twilight out

  • Stoooogieee?

  • you should maby try factory 81's cover of "insane in the brain" for future episodes.

  • Awesome.

  • So that's where Carmen Sandiego went

  • Good suggestions, I'm always looking for different music. thanks a ton.

  • LOL!!

  • A VAMPIRE?!?!?!?!!?

  • OMG SHE TURNED INTO LUKE AWESOME!

  • ".....so about the, OH JESUS!"

  • looks like cancer!

  • i have no f***ing how to respond to this. it was funny but *********

  • "You can call her Teggy"

    I rofl'ed, big time xDDD

  • Very Funny Dude!

  • hey there ever been rrrraaaaaaaaaaped? lol

  • Alucard is so badass!

    and this is the best hellsing abridged. awesome job, keep them coming : D