Hungarian Phrase Book

[percyjackson2002]

Funny

[jetaimebetch]

i love how the cop is just running all in a big square.....

[wiggs333]

41 people didnt want to go back to his place (bouncy bouncy)...

41 people did want to buy that record...

41 people are still infected...

41 people owned those hovercrafts...

41 people doesnt have beautiful bodies...

41 people doesnt have beautiful thighs...

[kissybandit]

@wiggs333

and 41 people's nipples are not exploding with delight...

[Darkloss420]

"It is cratcht"

[leakyspacesuit]

Yandelavasa grldenwi stravenka...

[Darkloss420]

Fail. 1:32 is not hungarian.

[Jaeger7793]

@Darkloss420 I don't think ANY of it is. The translated version of "The Funniest Joke in the World" isn't German either. Also, the Pope is Catholic.

[jetaimebetch]

@Darkloss420

.....then what is it? :)

[pika23]

I don't remember it being this funny!!! Celebrating being a Python fan for 21 yrs this year!!!

[Glaciondude]

"My niples explode with delight!"

[sushanalone]

lol the court trial of the translation books is missing .but ty

[tehkelvinate]

3022 people's nipples exploded with delight when they clicked the "like" button.

[xarepe1]

I was expecting the police officer to say "Stop right there criminal scum. You violated the law!"

[bencheshire]

Wow, so this is where Borat came from! ;)

[SalemGreywolf]

Drop your pants, Ser William, I cannot wail til lunchtime

[dharmaseed]

40 people's hovercrafts are full of eels.

[LordTairan]

"My nipples explode with delight!"

[ProjectVIN]

Please fondle my buttocks.

[GuitarAndWow]

:D

[gelchert]

Can't have your English phrasebook without cheap pickup lines!

[Boninja88]

Watashi no hobakurafuto wa unagi de ippai desu.

[Arnemann90]

"yandelavasa godenuy strevenka"

[Jbamski]

oblivion in real life :P

[MegaCrazydutchman]

"in 1970 the british empire lay in ruins" XD

[Deadboy360]

the full version is the best xD

[mtw9000]

the accent kinda reminds me of my Bulgarian teacher's accent

[MsLella88]

I need a Hungarian subtitle for it to understand >_>

[boydman117]

"Oooooooh." Is what I did when he said "My hovercraft is full of eels." I had once googled "common russian phrases" and "my hovercraft is full of eels" randomly popped up. I finally understand that they must've been python lovers.

[robbob1866]

My all time favourite sketch.

[HerbredMadness]

That didn't sound like Hungarian at all. More like something Slavic. Spoken Hungarian is a language that makes you shit your pants laughing when you hear it, not some Czech crap...

[Pellefantman]

Bouncy bouncy :)

[ElBashaTay]

ny hover craft is full of eels looooool!!!

[Sakura790]

MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT! XD XD

[sushanalone]

not the full sketch i guess ,in the complete sketch the end explains why the hungarian/tobbaconist were using the wrong words translations.

[divinedido]

Am I the only one who wonders what he said in Hugarian??

[RevanorSzeged]

@divinedido

That was not Hungarian, not even near, I think it's just some gibberish they invented.

[Bedinsis]

@TheSilinter Not at all. Thanks for the info.

[Ner1Co]

the Monty supercop

[Bedinsis]

I wonder what the Hungarian phrase that the tobacconist used meant.

[viking977]

i wish the cops were that good in 'merica

[bryan050593]

my nipples explode with delight!

[dharmaseed]

40 people's hovercrafts are full of eels.

[FastEddy95]

2:04 he's running down a Hungarian.

[absterps]

Omg it auto corrected to light. I typed delight

[absterps]

My nipples explode with light

[timisoaradave]

An emergency search for 'Hungarian

[MegaAdam1000]

Can anyone tell me what the shopkeeper accidentally said in Hungarian?

[dinius666]

@MegaAdam1000 "Yandelavasa grldenwi stravenka"

[MegaAdam1000]

@dinius666

No, I meant can someone TRANSLATE what he said to him?

[dinius666]

@MegaAdam

Well it's not Hungarian thats for sure;)

Google it...

Dirty Hungarian Phasebook -> Wikipedia

[MegaAdam1000]

@dinius666

Never mind, I looked it up and it's fictional. lol

[Sakura790]

Drop your panties ,Sir William! I cannot wait until lucnh time!!!! XD My nipples explode with delight!! xD I always laugh remembering that part xD

....I'm no longer infected XD

[xwexarexbulletsx]

The way he confidently says "drop your panties, Sir William, I can not wait till lunchtime", and pointing and the vendor... THAT'S for me the killer

[Gameboob]

I feel like going into a tobacco shop now and doing this... "My nipples explode with delight!"

[brotherjames10]

"My nipples explode with delight!"

I laughed way too hard at that line XD

[TheSkillfulNinja]

i would buy the record and go to johns place

[Rizzy55]

Cant believe im doing this but.

38 peoples nipples do not explode with delight!

[Wicard]

"Yandelavasa grldenwi stravenka"- is the sentence.... WICH IS NOT HUNGARIAN!!! actually it's total gibberish slavic sounding sentece (and hungarian is NOT slavic language!), actually stravenka is the only word with some meaning (in czech it means "meal ticket" or something like that) but i think this is just an accident.

[Nocon6]

At least he didn't say "Semprini"

[Luxai]

1:38-2-14 STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

[98marcis]

In hungarian: ,,Áj vil not páy tisz rekord it i szkreccs" or something ,,Máj hovekraft isz full of illsz" ,,Du ju vánt...Du ju vánt...Du komm bak to máy pléc...Bánci Bánci" ,,Ju grét puff" ,,If áj szet ju hav é bútiful bódi...vut ju hold it agenszt mi" ,,Áj..Áj em nu longer infektid" *punch* *policeman comes* ,,Á...ju háv jú defort tájsz" ,,Drop jor pántis szőr villiem, áj kenot vét to lencstájm" ,,Máy nyiperz explód vit te ném" :-)

[babadef]

the original borat

[KiwiBirdGoesSquack]

omg this is EPIC XD

[iiJinxClan]

"Drop your panties, Sir William, I can not wait until lunchtime."

[sanjurodog]

my hovercraft is full of eels

[violapinfinder]

My nipples explode with delight!! I rofled XDD

[x1x1x6x5x]

So this is where Brittany Spears came up with her new song...

[jmarrvin]

MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT!!!

[Danielk1996]

I WEEL NOT BUY ZIZ RECORD, IT IS SCRATCHED.

[otomka1991]

it wasn't hungarian it was another maybe chechis

[thebeardedjohn]

any thoughts what he says in hungarian?

[zigzagzom]

I vill not buy zis record, eet ees scratched

[directorprohibido]

I seriously thought Cleese said "My nipples explode with the light" HAHAHHAHA

[KulaAShaker]

LOL my nipils explode with delite!

[Krekushka]

This is so brilliant I'm gonna die. xD

[gorthorki]

in the 70's, many foreign nationals frequented the streets... nowadays, they are still some british people frequenting them... (allegedly)

[TheRandomShow521]

"my neepples expolde with delight!!"

[Anonysolid]

The cop has the same scum sense as the guards from Oblivion.

[UGoTDZeZ]

@Anonysolid yeah they must be psychic or something.

[meaganfarr2]

@Anonysolid You, sir, have made me laugh harder then the actual clip itself.

[JustinArriaga]

@Anonysolid Not so fast, Criminal scum!

[uberhaxor69]

@Anonysolid HALT YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT PAY YOUR FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE

[Energisten]

"My hovercraft is full of eels"

LOVE IT!

[hulmedogcity]

38 people's hovercrafts are full of eels

[PeterMayer]

Drrrop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime!

[ebilekittae]

1:37 Totally a guard from Oblivion.

STOP! You have violated the law!

[SHOJMPR42]

YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL THIGHS

[waltherchung1]

szeretne visszatérni a helyem, és goromba goromba?

[bernardmcbride]

my hovercraft is full of eels

[ShockedGamer]

Press 9 over and over... Hit me! Drop your panties!

[CharlieWillisVG]

Bouncy bouncy!

[Soilwar]

The father of Borat

[MHXDownfall]

I was expecting the court scene. But it didn't appear in this video. Probably in the real show, they are separated.

[acebrawler73]

Borat was not origional.

[DarkMatterOfFantasys]

i was sure that this pretty much explains why all the Japanese were laughing at me

[Paulxl]

2:26 I just wanted to point at this moment. xD

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

My hovercraft is full of eels!

[ishopinamsterdam]

@NinjaGhostScorpion aah matches !

[thevideogamenerd100]

@ishopinamsterdam Do you waant, do you waant, to come back to my place? Bouncy, bouncy!

[NuCemical]

that policeman reminds me of oblivion

[Chaseung]

@NuCemical Strangely, I was thinking the same thing, since the bastards run at you from ANYWHERE that you kill an NPC, even if you're perfectly stealthed. :C

[zigzagzom]

MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT

[Mortenwulf]

'I will not buy this tobacconist's. It is sc(R)atched'

'If I said you have a beautiful b(O)dy, would you hold

it against me?'

'You have beauti(F)ul thighs.'

'Drop your panties, Sir Wi(L)lia(M); I c(A)nn(O)t wait

until lunchtime!'

ROFLMAO

[DotteeRandyPerkie]

Wow, watching this, it seems ridiculous that the words of the English language could be mixed up where they don't make sense in the context of the situations. English just seems so... Easy. But why wouldn't it being my first language and all? XD Maybe that's what it seems like when people try and communicate in other countries, but it comes out incorrectly. Never thought of it that way.

[UDI1995]

The TV version is ten timers funnier then the movie version!

Could you belive it?

[SuperAl186]

my nipples explode with delight!

[skuterixas91]

Borat anyone ?

[misssunshinegirl13]

if i say you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me

Am i the only one who thinks about this while listening to new britney spears song ? XD

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@misssunshinegirl13 They took that line from the Marx brothers

[mYepes95]

@GONEmypurpleflapjack It was homage.

[nactan]

How did they come up with those lines?!?

[BaconManDan]

I wish that my hearing was that good.

[quila001]

What did the guy actually say in Hungarian?

[tes4oblivionman]

@quila001 he said, i fucked quila001's mom ;D

[quila001]

@tes4oblivionman hahahaha no need to be a douchebag about it.

[antipeti2003]

@quila001 Hi I am hungarian and I did not recognized the language. It sounded like some Slavic language like slovakian or serbian. Its a funny sketch though and I love these guys.

[BullseyeHun]

@antipeti2003 We "confronted" Cleese about the line in a press conference and he admitted that its gibberish. (He used to claim that its true hungarian) But he knew the Golden 11 :)

[corellithebest]

@antipeti2003 It is not Serbian either, I am Croat and I would recognize Serbian because it is similar to Croatian. Maybe Czech.

[AndZurek]

@corellithebest it's not Czech either... I bet it's some kind of fictional language created just for this sketch

[belzebul]

@quila001

It wasn't real Hungarian... :)

[oszem]

@belzebul it was Polish or something

[IllTakeThisName]

Damn Imperial Guard, always knowing exactly where you are when you commit crimes

[BrightRedSkullTV]

Please fondle my bum

[kiuhy8]

pleez fondel mi butokks

[BonkyVideos]

"My nipples explode with delight!" Funny!!

[beautifulsarah100]

37 people never had a beautiful body held against them.

[SonjaZoufie]

@beautifulsarah100 37 people speak Hungarian and they know that he didn't say anything in Hungarian

[smarkusss]

that Borat character..what a fuckin' rip off..sacha cohen..pay your dues..

[skywalker830722]

This is very funny, but I do not understand " the hungarian sentence", and why he hit him..It'S NOT EVEN IN HUNGARIAN..One Monty FAN

[sippe555]

@skywalker830722 You missed the point.

[DougiesStarGirl93]

search Britney Spears' new song and listen to the lyrics on the chorus..........

"if i said i want your body now, would you hold it against me?"

hehehee.

[BrightRedSkullTV]

THIS AND THE MUSICAL MICE ARE MY FAVORITE!

[elbazart]

one of the best EVER!!!

[juispurg]

bouncie bouncie



[mazeman90]

I am no longer infected!

XD!!!!!!!!!

Monty Python=Best T.V. people ever!

[san8dah]

37 nipples didn't explode with delight

[VagrantWatcher213]

@san8dah I didn't know nipples could dislike videos...

[ionean]

Terry Jones at 0:29, 0:48 and at 1:00; man, I cannot stop laughing...

[LifesTooShort52]

That is one heck of an awesome police officer!

[dash562]

"What's going on here?"

"You have beautiful thighs."

That's what's going on.

[shepshepshep]

Still funny!!!!!

[IRastaman420]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[2blackkyubi]

you great buff!!

[EHVMichael]

35 People got arrested for trouble with the English language using their Hungarian Phrase Books.

[thepychos]

"my nipples explode with delight!" lmao

[kislany78]

that wasn't hungarian people...

[Atomnyul]

@kislany78 Ez világszerte tizenötmillió embernek jelent problémát, ennek százszorosa viszont észre sem veszi. Oké, mondjuk lehettek volna igényesebbek, de legalább a magyar akcentus stimmel nagyjából, és egy brittől ez sem semmi. ;-)

[footwalls]

Мој ховеркрафт је пун јегуља xD xD

[KillerGoose88]

The best part was 0:00 - 2:40

[DaNumber1Matt]

I'm actually crying with laughter

[TwilightWitch16]

1:58 Chapman has good ears lol

[marobra00]

the scotland yard are a joke with this tit on their heads.

[PhillisNutsack]

i am no longer infected

[reghin79]

So this is where Borat was born

[ishopinamsterdam]

@reghin79 yeah :p he's not from kazachstan, he's from monty python

[nolan2465]

Graham makes a good cop

[neurobadger]

A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal!

[destroy141]

bouncy bouncy

[hugo5918]

where is the court part? :(

[TangDynastyBeard]

BOUNCY BOUNCY

[SusaWP]

Hahaha I love this

[bill12341234]

The predecessor of Borat.

[neon012345]

"My nipples explode with delight!"

Best. Line. Ever!

[Mariobro364]

@neon012345 And he didn't even LOOK at the book for that one. :P

[9594Jacob]

@neon012345 I agree!!!!!!

[MtheGate]

@Bestmanme08 And that makes it official, then?

[glammetalgirl1313]

@Bestmanme08 you sir, apparently have no sense of humor! John Cleese is one of the best comedians ever! and I mean EVER!!