Count Me

[zkxv]

Flibbety jarzogs framble lipshnork tweezle quarko flizark ooba pizzle quarko fleeza xaxed derfab nimzorg woozle flippty flap jap !

And I don't mean Hackensack !!

[TobiasIsraelsen]

Is this your first movie EVER - on Youtube?? ;D

[TheReceptionist]

@TobiasIsraelsen Yes......it is. Crazy right?

[TobiasIsraelsen]

@TheReceptionist Yep! I'm glad - on your ways - that you are where you are now, and i think you can be VERY big here on youtube. Discovered you through Youtube Next Up - and you contest-entry was AWESOME :D First i did not know why your username was "TheReceptionist" but now I Know! :D YOU ARE AWESOME! :D (<Can't make a happy'er smiley - and can't find a more awesome'er word to describe you!) :D

[adambomb298]

your voice is innocent on the phone, if only they knew what you were up to...

[TheReceptionist]

@adambomb298 No good..always up to no good.

[haleybug292]

Haha u were good even back then!

[ThisIsKiki1]

You're hilarious. :)

[Imamakemovies]

You are so AWESOME

[regamom3]

Wow, this popped up on recommended for you!  Love the music. Your videos have so much more construction paper these days!!!

[ihearttheplanet]

i love the title :) and the the song ..and the video of course :)

[DukeToast]

Brilliant, so glad I found this ;D

totally something I'd do...

but you actually have a skill, so whatever ;D

[TheReceptionist]

Not much skill putting paper fangs in your mouth! Thanks for watching.

[doglover651]

lolololololol

[NotThinTwins]

... this is going to sound strange but I had a drean last night in which you looked like you do here.... and I talked you out of killing yourself.....I was proud of myself when I woke up!

[nonsensemusic]

i've been watching these thinking, i could never do this at my job (likewise a receptionist). it is kind of a relief to see that you also are interrupted.

[treehamallama]

haha

[fridaa92]

cool phone :D

[znajka]

you are so kind on the phone.

[sferb]

Why can't I meet guys like you? lol.

[vigilantviewy]

...The beginning of your madness? Will you show this video to your children? Or it was just a fit of your soul weakness.

[t0mt0mt0mt0m]

where do you work!!!!!!

[tfp72]

god i havent watched it yet  but i no im gonna love it!!!!!!!

[oisterjosh]

haha, this one should have been featured xD

[lor33ntjuhh]

coowl

[msboku]

LOL

[senoritatintin]

lololololololololol im in love!!! love uou sooooooo much, seriously.

[beavisnnbutthead]

LMAO.

[Healijah]

Vampires are hot...oh and I love construction paper.

[Onimorph]

And thus I have finished watching all 30 of your shorts in 1 night. The creativity involved in all of these is amazing.

I'm curious, did you re-make incisors, or are those the same paper-teeth from "Fun With the King"?

[Mollinity]

Compare the dates. If he used the same paper in August 2006, and then again in March 2007, don't you think it'd just be easier to remake little paper teeth?

[TheReceptionist]

Oh no. I remade the teeth. Once paper goes into the mouth is comes out pretty usless. Thanks for watching!

[MissRose234]

Lol! Very funny. Ty.

[Cryfcad]

nice to see your beginings :P funny as always, but the others which came later are much better :)

So you work in a company which manages actors, directors etc.? and you work there as a receptionist? have they seen your movies?

[hystericblue42]

What kind of camera do you use?

[TheReceptionist]

It's just the iSight camera that is built into my MacBook.

[brandondeepwell]

What Song is that?

[ohiluvthisvid]

"Dracula's Wedding" by Outkast.

[hugerooster54]

lol this was before the construction paper

[ohiluvthisvid]

Woah, you actually DID help in a horror movie! I saw the trailer now I NEED to rent it, Mr Receptionist Man. Good job. Looks fucking rad.

[TheReceptionist]

Thanks. I wrote and directed it. It's a pretty dark and serious flick. Light years away from these shorts! Hope you see it.

[ohiluvthisvid]

Yeha, Joshua seems like one of those horror films that actually has a PLOT. I can just find it at Blockbuster, right?

[TheReceptionist]

Yes, both in the store and on their online service. Hope you enjoy!

[kolcs]

so this started it all?

[TheReceptionist]

Bus Stop was the very first...but I shot this and The Divine on the same day.

[Lilbear807]

this is my favorite short. You are hilarious! 1 question what is that song? I love it!

[TheReceptionist]

Dracula's Wedding by OutKast

[ohiluvthisvid]

I have one question Mr Receptionist Man. What's with the material in the back where you film that's ALWAYS there?

[TheReceptionist]

That is the companies logo who I answer phones for.

[ohiluvthisvid]

One more question. The company that you work at, what is it and what do they do?

[TheReceptionist]

It is a creative managment company. We represent actors and comedians mostly.

[janepanzeee]

i love ur shorts

[ashleykimball]

You and I have a bit in common--I also work part time as a receptionist..the difference is I watch movies on the job, whereas you make them!! Keep up the good work!

[pfaffanator]

a lot of people mess around at work but you take the cake

[morganime92]

wow. i'm a struggling author, actress ... maybe i'll be a receptionist ... although if they end up as in sane as ...well you then ... jk.!

[aznchik15]

damn u got some mager talent y dont u b a producer or something

[TheReceptionist]

I'm a filmmaker. You can rent my horror film, JOSHUA. Working on some new stuff as well...thank you for the compliment!

[CaytFDi]

wow! this is the best of yours ive seen hilarious

[luvsjerri]

cool!

[makyanai]

tip, if you want those teeth thingies to stick, keep them dry, they'll get wet inside your mouth.

don't always make them flat, try to make your paper thingies round when you need the impression of space.

plus you look very gay when you try to act as if you're having fun, live into the moment, make it as natural as posible

[stormybrow]

Most creative use of a beverage carrier I've ever seen.

I'm home sick, and I should be writing a paper for class, but I'm watching your vids instead.

[durandepeche8]

are you really a receptionist or is just a part of the show?

I MEAN come on!

[TheReceptionist]

I am truly and honestly a receptionist. The shorts are keeping me sane.

[jaedam]

hahahaahahahahaha

it's so cute

[gwhoosh]

Aww your dimples are so cute ^_^

[nadine903]

y r u workin as a receptionist ,you can be a uhhh .. profesional paper cutter person , or a film maker ur vids are really intresting and funny

[TheReceptionist]

I am a struggling filmmaker. Have to pay the bills by answering phones. Hopefully this is my last year! Thanks for the kind words!

[sugar8soul]

why do you waste your time being a receptionist

[jklproduction]

I HEARD YOUR VOICE!

good video!

[aurykl]

omg this song rules too...wtf

[sferb]

So cute! Ok, so now I'm officially a "fan" and I must subscribe and see the rest ;) Hey, you kind of remind of me John Krasinski's character from The Office, given yr job and all.. do you watch the show?

[TheReceptionist]

I have actually been told that before. I've only seen the American version once or twice. Love the British one though. I would watch it but I have been TV free for over 3 years now. It's a starnge and refreshing world without so much crap to wade through...although now I just have to sift through Hollywoods garbage every time I choose a flick! Ah. Thanks for watching, I like your stuff also!

[ekiporocket]

honestly i didn't realized before you could kill your time while working this way...keep it up!

[applesomething]

Your voice :)

[iluvPierre]

lol

[WishingLampPro]

lol the first time we hear you speak :D

[Apt507]

A pleasure to watch

[semourbutts]

youre bored.

[TheMiloProject]

Love the castle, the hand thunder, the music and answering the phone with the fangs in...

[TramausF]

your teeth are beautiful.

[hippyhillbilly]

cool stuff. Peace

[jennfabulous]

oh my god, i love that song... you are just awesome, awesome stuff... like what? fuck, awesome... LOVE it.

[lorna818]

ha nice one

[TheThreeMuskeretts]

LOL

[hatefulcrawdad]

haha, strange

[chainmail311]

classic.

[libralove98]

hahaha very cute!

[larwin23]

you have an awesome immagination

[angelgallardo1]

Cool! Cool! Stuff, I'll keep watching your videos.

[cborja]

hey...ive got a fang too. repeat...fang not fangs...haha

*count dracula can too answer phones*

[modrama4me]

this is so cool.

[sayrahsayrah]

Quirky freak-man. Loved it. Very cool.

[abolzer]

cute