John Roy: Anatomy of a Puny Burger

[MrMusicGeekyNerd]

Your head is shiny LOL

[RECONMeplease]

uh dumb fuck some people don't live by a Charles Jr

[CollyWogs1]

Sooo, the Big Mac is a worse deal because they shred the lettuce?

I'd pick the Big Mac anyday.

[kikine05]

I don't eat Mc Donald's anymore... I saw dirty things when I went last time (blood on the box of the burger and a garbage extraction in front of my eyes with a very disgusting smell, I was close to vomit, that was enough for me).

[arcanicc]

shredded lettuce tastes better :) dumbfuck

[macfanleapord]

dramatic much?

[Man436]

its not a hard decision for me since there is a carls jr near my school.Also a mickey d's for breakfast.And a JITB for prices.

[S2000rules]

where i live the big carl is only 1.99 so ha i win just kidding. mcdonalds gave it a shot with the big mac but the big carl destroyed the big mac.

[morrison1515]

jackass, haha

[XSiaoUploaderX]

WTF 0:21 Theres a tissue in ur burger, how that worst than messed up veggies? I wonder what else you might throw in

[dunderfland]

haha hilarious thats what it looks like ,and he says'oohh thats the one i wanna eat'... tissues are the new condoment

[XSiaoUploaderX]

You messed up the veggies, i never had my bigmac like that before, and why did you point only the bad stuff out? Wheres the good points? Everything has a good point. And why dint you review on carl's jr burger? Ur patties cant cover ur buns too.

[11moii]

50 cents? jesus, you aint got a life dude!!

[wueijun]

it would be humorous to c u get hired by Mac Donald to do the same thing back to Carls Jr...

[TehbestWaffleguy]

eh I heard that carls junior falls all over you and its greasy but I cant talk I've never tried them...........I live in australia Though I would like if we had carls jr here tho

[vidsofthefuture]

dude u stink srsly

[dannylamb456]

err....is Carl's Jr a real buger reastuant?

[schn0x]

i get mine with extra classic sauce, add mayo, and add tomato.

[CanadianChronic2121]

i always get the big xtra with bacon and cheese and big mac sauce

[dumbum2240]

now do an antomy of your *non-puny burger* to show what we are missing out on and tell us some of the bad points of that!

[RandomMuch1337]

Ew. Both burgers look atrociously disgusting. You know what is good marketing? Making your regular customer burgers look the same as in your advertising

[CanadianChronic2121]

seriously?

its 50 fucking cents.. lol

how cheap do you have to be to complain about a hamburger

[koineko]

how damn big do you want your burgers? geez. we'll start seeing people killed by burgers next, instant heart attacks.

[justforcomments99999]

lolz, sooo funny

[TrishyIV]

Sounds like Rex from Toy Story!!!

[GTASANANDREAS72]

big carl is the SHIT

[XSiaoUploaderX]

You messed up the burger, and in my country carl's jr just 1 burger, we can buy a mac set. And we don't have extra breads

[HugsWithdaSlugs]

his head is shinny

[mypuppylover]

first of all Carls J.r shreded lettuce isa lot better cuz i like it like that and you need to shut beacuse KFC MCDONALDS WEADYS have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better food than your nasty sandwiches!

[uberbigbread]

z'im gonna keep this SHORT and sweet" 4and 1/2 minutes wow

[Annokou]

its a $0.50 tax penalty for being dumb enough to buy it

[Annokou]

4our minutes is not short...

[whoisthebest100]

but yet in usa sooo many people eat mcd

[GnomereganGnetwork]

Lol... tiny miniature details in these and he's going nuts. He's the American Gordon Ramsey! IMO the shredded lettuce/mayo mixture always appealed more to me than a huge chunk of lettuce. But the real problem is in the patties, most hamburgers should be thick, juicy and grilled, mcdonalds and burger king's burgers are shriveled up pieces of thin meat.

[EbenLudwig]

Carls Jr = Hardees... we have lots of Hardees here on the east coast slowly turning into "Carls Jr"

[killwayne]

I dont know's : 3

I have no idea's : 3

...what DOES he know?

[bitemebecausei]

it's not called a bread burger it's called (and he gets quiet) a ... hamburger. It's NOT ham you douche.

[Rickyrinconmoviestar]

he never said it was or contained ham you dumbass thats what a burger is called a hamburger

[lovelyaley]

Carls Jr needs to expand because until the other day I had never heared of them... and I live in middle america... fattest part of the world.

[Rawrght]

What the fuck o.o

[Rosapqfrompqdk]

ehm i cant see the difference xD

[carlmalone100]

in n out ftw!!!!!!!!!

[ginkolvrjm]

omg this guy is so annoying ....... omg 50 cence more

[colonelskillz]

remember when your dead pan fry the burgers because he doesnt have a big grill?

remember when your mom doesnt shread the lettuce?

[Brownandfriendly]

this guy annoys the hell out of me

[Redbunniesdying]

the extra money goes to mcdonalds advertising campaigns and ronald mcdonald foundation

[kain702]

It goes to ronald mcdonald's crack habit. No fast food restaurant would ever do a campagin lyke dat, dat foundation doesn't get its money directly from da products dey sell, it probably comes from stocks and endorsement deals and shit

[sarzamineiran]

Actually it does. If they don't sell anything the value of the stock would go down and there would be no endorsements.

[napster745]

btw is hungry jack's the Australian equivelant to burger king

[napster745]

that isnt a hamburger you idiot. clearly it is made of an extremely rare and unusual meat known as beef. ham comes from a pig and beef comes from a cow

[TheXshadowzz]

Mcdonalds cheesburger is smaller, but it tastes better!

[FreeCapital]

The Carl kicks Mac's arse, but never EVER..

underestimate the power of a carbohydrate laden bun. Trust me. There's more power to that extra bun than you think johnny boy.

[IAnthelosI]

WE WANT CARLS JR. IN EUROPE!!

[Brotherms]

@IAnthelosI oh Yes this is my dream

[Lightningomega]

God bless Carl's for providing what we want.

[XxAngryMufinsXx]

i like big macs but i dont know about carls jr i never had it becuz i live near chicago but carls jr looks good......

[ScrapWitMe]

Lol why is Carl trying to compete with MC? they can't even compete with BK? LMAO! dumb..

[DaveWBK]

I lol'd

[Kodiak40oz]

is carls like hardees?

[Rwils18]

yeaaahhh, you must live on the east coast huh? lol

[Kodiak40oz]

obviously haha

[ecigmonster]

carl's is hardees

on the west coast it's called carls jr

on the east it's hardees.

they have the same menu, same logo.

all the same.

even says so on the website.

[Kodiak40oz]

lol- 2:34 the burger-lurs would steal the credit card information

[rctriplefresh5]

i went and got 4 mcdoubles with big mac sauce on i. for dollars i got my 1700 caloriess fix

[LD45506]

dude it big but it might taste like **** u know and big mac is healthier okay dude

[Lightningomega]

@LD45506

From everything I've seen, most guys who order burgers aren't aiming for healthiness (debatable, I know). They want a kickass burger and that's what Carl's is trying to say.

[Frostarche]

um........carls burger is the same size.......+ carl's can't cumpare with MC its not about size , its for the taste!!

[Lightningomega]

@Frostarche

Try this: take one of those fried patties out of a MD's burger.

Eat it.

Did it taste like real hamburger?

Do the same with a Carl's patty whenever you get the chance, and it will have real flavor.

Carl's burger is actually a little bigger because it's circumference is greater than a big mac.

[krnx213]

i wanna be an asshole and slap his baldhead for being so annoying

[jaselakers]

WOW WHO FKN CARES THERE BURGERS

[th55]

CARL'S DA BOMB

[rainbowmenace]

why is he so bitter? the other burger doesnt look good anyway, they're just burgers.

[greyreview]

the way he is saying "where did the money go" the big mac is the original burger and carls jr have purposely made it cheaper so they can say ours is cheaper,

mcdonalds has been around longer and will be around longer than carls jr

[yozoyozoman]

these retards are going to be like every other company in the world that tried to go agianst mcdonalds...FAIL

[johnomon5353]

remember when you dad was out in the backyard... kicking the dog in the face cause it ate the hamburgers...

[TwilightDiscussers]

im friggen hungry now and its 10:00pm

[KenDiriwan]

just needs more Carls Jr branches !

[OWNmeansPWN]

why u always saying "u remember ur dad frying a burger?" and "u remember ur mom shredding the lettuce?"

[sonazn]

I thought the big mac looked somewhat good, after the guy cut off the sides and took out the third bun.

[xDontFaintx]

JUST a burger and just 50 cents.... GEEZ only reason i clicked this tht it was on nigahiga... T.T

[DavyDave1313]

LOL same here

[TwilightDiscussers]

same here

[KilllerTaco]

this guy is OBSESSED! i came this to this because smosh had a burger vid with a link, so of course i clicked on it. good point though

[seta6100]

now i crave a big mac

[muffinszation]

Well he has a point, but im more a Burger King's guy. Besides, we dont have Carl's Jr in my country.

[killerbunny345]

bk lounge ftw

[rayoku2]

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese on a sesame seed bun. Making ppl obese everyday :D

[Jlemay117]

lololol I love the way he talks. My dad laughed as well

[jillianrocks11]

Mc donalds is better, in this case. (ps this is just me) I don't eat at carls jr because the money does not go to charity it goes to bad resons and cost, the owner also does not support gay rights and they don't allow pregnant women to be hired, but hey, that's just me.

And the big carl is so big that i can't finish it.

[D4on3]

Hey dumbass big mac is good you fuckin marketer

[bittmunch]

"Nobody does this in america the three bun burger" um dude mcdonalds have done the three bun big mac for years so shut up and do a little bit more research.

[shadesofgray123]

He's saying that ONLY Macdonalds does this. That was a big mac, I think. I'm more of a Wendy's guy myself.

[kingzyad]

we have CarlsJr in saudi arabia and it is so damn good :D

[ejuoi]

Big Mac may be smaller but it tastes good plus portion is right.

I tried the Big Carl and it's just a bigger cheeseburger with no special sauce taste and a giant piece of lettuce in it.

[Sara98xx]

I hate Burgers! But, if I had to choose i guess i would choose Carl's Jr Burger over the McDonalds one! I've tried The Happy Meal Burger, and i took off the Onion, Pickles,Ketchup,Mustard? and just ate the patty,cheese and bun :( but seriously, who cuts up lettuce? I like big fat pieces that don't fall out!

PS:I haven't tried Carl's Jr Burger because i Live In Australia

PSS: I like the Chicken Nuggets at McDonalds ;)

[LonggonePG]

Oh fucking no, 50 cents. There goes my mortgage.

[espe797]

carls junior!!!!!!

[retardfromretard]

wow... i didn't realize the big mac patties were so small but i'm also not rooting for carl's jr.

the guy also likes saying,"i have no idea" and "...remember when your dad..."

[mbradleymann]

what is this place i have never herd of carls jrs i ges there are nun in texas

[fireandblazes26]

Mcdonalds sucks and it tastes horrible and its so FREAKIN BAD FOR U

[CrazyKrazyMind]

do you know how much calories are in carl jr burgers. i dont but i hear its alot!

[iceman71317]

carls burger doesnt look as good as the big mac....if ur going to represent a burger atleast make a good looking burger

[19Sevan97]

there should be carl's jr's in germany =(

[razsao]

no whole europe :D

[19Sevan97]

there is no carl's jr in germany right?

thats sad =(

[kurlykool12]

I know, totaly agree.

[ShinigamiRyukuu]

not only germany, but Europe

[SalinasDoes1t]

yep

[WoWproductions21]

i hate people who show off

[SalinasDoes1t]

big mac has way more fat then a big carl bro

[Devinds101]

when i had tasted both of them big mac better

[EduardSk8]

i think, that macdonalds should bring this shitty carls jr shit company to the court

[TheAngryPandaMan]

oh that big carl looks good i wish i could get one BUT YOUR NOT IN NEW JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adrenalination]

they purposely made the big mac look bad and the big carls jr. burger look better

[wingdamn]

thats the actual size, dude. i eat at carls jr AND mcdonalds all the time and the Big Carl is as big as the Big Mac's box.

[djstoltz2000]

That's called marketing 101 lol

[FjuskN]

im just getting hungry now. I dont care whats biggest. IT TASTE GOOD ! AND BOTH SELLS BURGERS ! BE DONE WITH IT CARLS JR ! OMFG!

[brace110]

too bad mcdonals is still making more money then you? cheap rip off thats what you are, if you dont like the middle bun, just buy a big mac and remove the bun, bring your own gdm cheese and there you got your big carl

i dont want a big burger, and i wonder if you got the same sauce as the big mac which can't be topped

[jo9285]

lol i work at mickie d's and you honestly dont want to know whats wrong with that sauce when the supplies are shipped out we unpack the meat the SAUCE and it comes in and clear baggy and the expiration date is usually 6MONTHS old the reason is because they manufacture so much that they cant get rid of so they keep it in there production factorys and ship when ppl need it so basically what im trying to get across to you is that the sauce your eating is 5 to 6 months old i work there but dont eat

[emsattt]

I am never eating at carls jr. this is just puphettic

[brace110]

And i love shredded lettuce!! it's better..

[brace110]

I dont care what i need to pay for a hamburger.... i go to a fastfood restaurants like once every 3 months, why care if it 2 or 3 dollars!?

stop pointing out that it so cheap! and start pointion out how it tastes!

[Adrenalination]

your so right

[Gurra031]

second

[vengya]

first