"Ask Jesus" To Come Sit On Your Heart

[larry52333]

trolled gently. This is intended to be comedy, just watch her other videos and it'll become obvious. Well played, granny.

[AnthonyMojO92]

after watching your other videos, Im assured this is supposed to be comedy

[DistortedBrain]

I disliked this video, twice

[larry52333]

@leatherlace83 closer to poverty as well.

[RederusMusic]

This is some fucked up shit!, seriously?, ok i know you love geezus so much but please get some guitar/voice classes before you try to pull a song together aight?, also this songs sounds dark and evil, maybe if you could sing with a lil bit more of cheerfulnes if you know what i mean ;)

come on darling don't let these kids ruin your religion, i mean i love jesus, and he loves me too, i know what you feel for him but i no longer can insert my penis in his anus!

[Bitwzyze]

This shit is fucking GOLD. I mean, dumb people singing horribly about a guy who got nailed to a tree? AWESOME.

[MudScarf]

Hahaha.

Mother of god, this is priceless.

I can't believe she's serious, it couldn't be more awkward.

[codessd1]

Shit son i be bumpin this shit all the time nigga

[DistortedBrain]

someone take this vid and upload it before she deletes it. ahahahahha jesus sit on my face

[larry52333]

@DistortedBrain rimjob ;)

[TalesFromTheKeyboard]

"Ask Jesus" to come shit on your chest.

[SpankyIsNotAVampire]

Sit on my FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too.

I love to hear you oralize

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away!

[DhrBaksteen]

Is she drunk?

[Semi0Skimmed0Milk]

I could not sing like that if I tried.

That is how good this is.

[normaleeshow]

No this video came from my heart. Maybe it could help a few people in some way to find their way to Jesus.

[Semi0Skimmed0Milk]

is clearly not comedy

[MickeyLove01]

Someone should make this a hit.

[imaoddboy]

norma you're barking up the wrong internet tree. this is comedy.

[flock101]

AHAHA amazing.

[GandalfDaBlack]

Jesus wants you to learn to sing first.

[heels23fan]

You know, I honestly didn't think this was good either, but all these comments about how stupid it is to believe in Jesus is disgusting. I'm a proud Christian, but I always deal with this. If you truly don't believe in Jesus, what gives you the right to constantly criticize someone else for their beliefs? Most don't believe because they're too irresponsible to believe. It takes a lt of immaturity to one's belief like that. This country needs help.

[zookalina]

@heels23fan it is not "immature" or "irresponsible" to want to criticize an idea that is wrong. is it "immature" to correct someone who thinks 2+2=93? its a sign of maturity that we can distiguish between fact and fiction, accept and use logic instead of faith to live. the immature and irresponsible thing is to believe in an irrational myth despite overwhelming evidence against it. your beliefs are no more valid than a belief that mini rhinos live in our hair and invented the ipod!

[heels23fan]

@zookalina You just proved my point. I just don't get it, why are so many Americans so concerned about individual beliefs? Sure there are some beliefs that are unacceptable. Like the "Christians" who protest funerals for dead soldiers. However, most Christians are not like that at all. People like you only believe in their personal opinion and get this false sense of superiority based off you own opinion. Message to all, unless if it's damaging individuals, let people believe whatever they want.

[zookalina]

and also - everyone knows you should ask jesus to cum sit on your face, not your heart! what better way is there to show him your undying devotion? even made up imaginary gods need a good b.j. every now and then! ;)

[zookalina]

haha-comedy it IS! it is completely laughable that this dumb woman expects to be taken seriously, it is also a bit of a tragedy that her 'magical thinking' and ludicrous beliefs in jesus are accepted by so many people who are incapable of rational thought. her voice was so bad i would have rather had an ice pick shoved in my ear than to listen to her sing that horrible song in her disgustingly crude hillbilly accent!

[happysinger]

Not comedy? Pull the other one. Your user profile lists your style as 'Celebrity humor'.

[bmcd1110]

This is pitiful. Who would ever want anyone else to see or hear that? If I thought there might be a Jesus/God, I'd ask him to make this woman stop embarrassing herself.

[jeffbrister2004]

he sat on my heart. and then asked me to tell you to stop singing.

[jonnyt50]

Why are my ears bleeding? I think Jesus sat on my head instead.

[TruthAboutHeaven1]

awesome! where can I download the ringtone

[VFTWRadio]

Vote For The Worst loves you, Norma!

[sUiCiD3AZT]

there is so much fail in this.

just so much fail.

[druss01]

This is a HOT MESS! LMFAO!!!!

[felixvc]

holy lol

[Hyperdrivespacefuck]

wow, this lady has never heard any music except that of her own nightmares.

[kashcrash1]

i like this video it haves its own way of style

[bahzero99]

Ok that's just ruin... )=

[LauraJayUK]

LMFAO!

[druss01]

Norma Lee is the new DIVA!

[northmiamidave]

OMG! Please let Obama's Health Care plan pass...we really need those death panels!

[willyfox1234]

good intentions, but this video was pretty stupid. i couldnt stop laughing on the chorus, sorry.

[druss01]

This is a SCREAM!!!

[PastorEzekiel]

Praise Jesus! What an amazing video!! I hope you make more just like this one!!

[justinmcmurry6]

No you don't need to ask jesus you just need to shut up.

[goldsmithstudent]

thanks norma lee, im from ky too. i listen to the regular guys and hear u on there from time to time

[normaleeshow]

I believe in treating ever human with kindness and respect. No manner what

faith. My sister husband had prostate cancer a few years ago. She was telling me how she would go for a walk an pray for her husband to live. She asks Jesus to come sit on her heart. She said she had this warm feeling in her chest and she knew God was listening. Well Her husband lived and he is 75 years old today. Talking about faith she had faith. God bless you for such a nice comment.

[Eshto]

You are entitled to your beliefs, but that doesn't mean they are true. Your sister's husband should be thanking the doctors who treated his cancer, and the people who invented the technology that made that treatment possible. Or, if he didn't have prostate cancer, he should be blaming the doctors for misdiagnosing it. I'm sure prayer makes you feel good and there's nothing wrong with that, but I think it's ungrateful to credit invisible beings for the hard work and ingenuity of real people.

[WoodyLittle]

Normalee,

Don't take these haters seriously. You're entitled to your beliefs.

Maybe Jehovah will subject us all to a final judgment.

Or maybe it's all about humans treating each other with kindness and respect.

"Which Side Are You On?"

[tenorfreak313]

can anyone prove god is not real???

[rspaulding]

No. Can anyone prove that god IS real? No.

[Eshto]

God can't be disproven because it isn't a valid hypothesis to begin with. It has no specific definition. And anyway, the burden of proof is on the person making a claim, not the other way around. You can't prove without a doubt that unicorns and fairies don't exist. God is in the same category. That doesn't bode well for God.

[normaleeshow]

You must need counseling. Thats what I think.  That song has touched many hearts and not laughing but thanking me for putting the video here too.!

I put clearly it wasn't comedy.

[Luchalegend]

ask jesus for singing talent

[normaleeshow]

I don't have to prove anything to anyone.

Search your heart and decide for yourself. personally I like to have some peace in my heart at least part of the time.

This video isn't comedy.

[kkoegler]

Um, maybe you should find another way to bring people closer to Jesus.

[normaleeshow]

this wasn't comedy dear. This is trying to help people fine their way to God.

GOD IS REAL!!

[TheWoosterMan]

How do you know if "GOD" is real? Have you seen him personally? Did you invite him over for chicken and a beer? Tell me how do you know he exist?! Come on now, make me a believer !!

[joemcfugal]

Jesus give you that musical talent?

[sheepdemon1982]

Ask jesus to come on my heart

[ScottABoy]

ahahahahah this is TERRIBLE!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSK JESUS!!"

[jeremyp18]

Jesus was black.

[WoodyLittle]

Normalee,

You seem like a kind and gentle person who genuinely wants to extend compassion to folks who have a sad.

Hopefully, you're not one of those fake Christians who spends all their time being all mean and nasty to other people.

Please!!! post a video of you actually playing your guitar and singing. I think you're a genius and your voice reminds me a little of Loretta Lynn.

[ElDoucho]

This is better than Say Anything.

[fatguynlilcoat]

Jesus would be proud

[DarthKazi]

Jesus probably wasn't a large man, but I still think if he sat on my heart, he'd kill me.

Couldn't he just sit "near" my heart?

[DarthKazi]

What happened to that stellar version with the programmable keyboard music?

Man, that was good times!

[normaleeshow]

I didn't drop out of high school. Yes maybe some will get closer to Jesus by listening.

[normaleeshow]

Cause they need to Ask Jesus to help make a right decide. This campaign has gotten way out of hand. In The comments I thank Joe for filling up Joey ( The fireman) gas.

Glad you came by and listen to 'Ask Jesus"

I hope everyone listen. I am talking in all of it except the Ask Jesus .

[rammer0018]

Hey, why'd you put this as a video response on the Joe Biden Rally video I put up?

[normaleeshow]

The point is if you need someone Jesus is there for you.

[2tonsoup]

really?

[gunton]

Know Jesus, no Peace

No Jesus, know peace

[normaleeshow]

Your so right. too many people out there who don't know Jesus. This video is meant to help others find their way

[humanaftertaste]

Watch out Ella Fitzgerald and Yngwie Malmsteen!

[wwwbrandohorg]

Is there any way that I could have the guitar chords to this song? It's truely an inspiration.

[viocast]

I love this song. Is it okay if I take a copy to my Church and ask my choir to sing it?

[normaleeshow]

Yes You may. I want as many people that can to know if they need a friend they can turn to Jesus.

[MillsApparatus]

No, pretty sure that's exactly what it means. As evidenced by the fact that people are doing it. Spraktes has the right idea.

[lolsphere]

Thats some experimental guitarwork

[normaleeshow]

thank you

[humanaftertaste]

if the people at youtube know anything this lady is going to be a star in a few days.

[normaleeshow]

I sure hope your right humanaftertaste. I have waited since I saw Jesus in a dream in 2000 to have a song out there by a major artist. I like to have some more of my dreams come true.

Thank you for such a nice comment. God bless

[normaleeshow]

I wish each of you would listen to the lyrics. I am not singing nothing except ASK JESUS in this whole song. It Is ASK JESUS.

Nothing to mean something disrespectable to JESUS at all. Hoping I can help others to reach out to God in time of trouble. Not try to make it alone. I am a christian lady. It's sad if any of you must laugh at this song . So ASK JESUS if your emotionally upset. GOD BLESS YOU!!!

[rowsdowersavesus]

Jesus is the cause of all emotional problems.

[normaleeshow]

No I believe most of the time we make our own problems. Go with the flow and don't let little things get you down.

[onehundreddollars]

D: D: D:

[rozeboosje]

Quite

[rozeboosje]

Sit on my heart, and tell me that you love me....

[dfarmer1584]

Americas got talent!

Where can I get the CD? Itunes?

[bigalisme]

And small animals... don't forget small animals...

[rowsdowersavesus]

That is hilarious.

[cecilyhayes]

This is fantastic. I'm your biggest fan!

[rowsdowersavesus]

NO! I AM!

[venividibitchy]

Sing it, Norma!

[eltrentoro]

oh wow this is so great really

[TaylorKarras]

Best. Song. Evar!

[GeorgiaWineMaker]

Cool

[thesyxxpac]

Thanks Norma. I love this version and you did a wonderful job.

[normaleeshow]

A friend email and ask this to be my next video. He said he heard it on The Regular Guys show in Atlanta. He loved it. Here it is my friend. Enjoy!!