Bert Sings About His *****

[sextorx]

fuck u sopa

[CrStrifey]

After watching so many of these I'm starting to think some sick writer on Sesame street was waiting for someone to come along in the future and do this.

[brandonlive360]

ernie looking like wtf are doing at 1:07

[brandonlive360]

he said enjoy staring at your dick burt

[THEAWSOMERAGE]

oh my god this is hilarious

[Lman237]

I've seen never seen a **** before

[Dnix5286]

i almost died laughing :D

[Ghostwing54024]

Ha Ha Any one can sing about a ranbow, and such but I bet Bert is the ony one who has no propblem singing about his privats!!!!!!

[ScratStitch]

Bert's trying to turn Ernie.

[EsmeAmelia]

"Enjoy staring at you *beep!*"

[narutovssasuke04]

what is it really?

[Snailerism]

press 0, 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, and 9 repeatidly

[YourRoadToHell]

why is it purple?

[Blondiechickie1972]

enjoy staring at your BEEP! Bert

[ArpholomuleNutt]

tap 9 over and over again.. haha

[Blondiechickie1972]

Bert has an awfully small dick ;)

[gizmo664100]

tap 2 or 6 for somthing funny

[afinitimyob]

Stupid paperclips

[kungfoam25]

i totally called it. bert just loves *****

[sk8tbrothers115]

Heres all the numbers in order with a background story 1- Berts chocking on a penis 2- Earnie is fucking and slapping something 3- Berts doin the thing from The Night at The Roxbury 4- Berts talking about his cock 5- Bert just got aroused 6- Bert is either fucking the wall or something else 7- Bert takes in a breath from sucking cock too long 8- Bert is doing the thing from The Night at the Roxbury again 9- Berts humping the table and moaning 0- Bert just finished ;)

[Blondiechickie1972]

repeatingly press 0:06 he is humping the table and groaning ;)

[jninja6968]

pres 0 and close ur eyes. :-)

[jninja6968]

pres 7. he is humping the table.

[ravencarslyle]

Omg, I can't breathe I am laughing so hard...

[Blondiechickie1972]

Bert were you staring at your dick again?

[CanadiaPanda]

I'm in this part of youtube again.

[crappycomputer77t1]

well i geuss he is a bit older looking than ernie

[MinnaSensei]

No sesame street for me anymore... D:

[MjlKomics]

press 2 and look at ernies hand

[lakerbballer2412]

i guess he likes looking at it

[BlueRivaly]

 Eeeewww

[socool101able]

yea the count was way better

[Sideshowspike]

Press 9 repeatedly.

[edcellwarrior]

Where you staring at your D*** again Bert? Yeah I sure was!

[TheJaymiiLee]

THUMBS UP IF YOU WERE JUST WATCHING THE COUNT ONE? <3

[jackdostal]

I was going to say something about tap 1 or 2 or so to see something funny...but every single number tap 0-9 is great. 2 will make you think of Bert in a new way.

[ProChang1]

jacking off at 1:07

[HabboMan56]

@ProChang1 lmao

[HatterMadigan]

It's bent to one side too much

[Th3Burn1nator]

"Were you staring at your D*** again, Bert?" HAHAHAHAHA XD

[majypook13]

lol it keeps on bending!

[BlazianNinja]

im sorry to say this, but i havent actually seen this, so what is he looking at?

[ThePokemaster589]

@BlazianNinja in the real show its a paperclip

[gamer5982]

@BlazianNinja a paperclip



[TheGoddessCaroline]

This sucks....why edit it . The original is funny, this is stupid

[RTProductions4]

sooo funny!

[Nayer13]

unsensored wud b better

[jessiis2cute]

Lmfao

[DanceDownQueenVFC]

haha wow. i swear ernie is snooki's cuzz. but no disrespect-- snooki is ahhdorablee. :]

[iluvburritotacos]

holyshit

[theanimedaydreamer]

"how it keeps on bending, now look at that!" hilarious.thumbs up if yours keeps bending.

[OnlyG00dThings]

the bleep is annoying.

[Merfy765n]

Looks Like About 40 People Where To Busy Staring At Their **** To Like This

[bigjoe777]

I guess Bert's in love with his own ****, but where does that leave Ernie?

[darr1212q]

fuckn fcc

[lssd42]

Fucking hilarious

[jlodeciple13]

umm....... why's his &@$% blue???

[SakoresDark]

@jlodeciple13 his skin is yellow you know :P

[WSOR4025]

The FCC wont let Sesame Street be

[TheGenHaz]

OMG so funny. I LOL'D so hard

[eradiant]

1:36 !!!!!

[frogolicious101]

holy shit this is so funny!

[TheChakadancer]

Hahahaha

[Thingssing7272]

Funny. Hella funny!!!

[Alanaktion]

wow

[8088samjam]

"Have you noticed how it keeps on bending, and say, 'Well, now, look at that!'"

[OreoPie23]

Enjoy staring at your ****** Bert. Hehehe

LQTM

[Neptuneman07]

Paper clips will never be the same again.

[Diggy22]

Holy crap. I already figured what the joke was, but then when Bert sings, "Look at the way it bends!" I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!

[SuperUltraPwner69]

35 people are embarrassed because they stare at their ***** as often as Bert does.

[Freshyest]

@SuperUltraPwner69 really fucking original pal

[diamondangel1213]

it would b funny if there wasn't any 'BLEEPS'!! what did u say?!?

[LtDan104]

35 people are jealous of Bert's ****

[chidorigirl95]

- shakes head - al i hear is BEEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP. but i think thats kinda the point so. -shrugs -

[parislovestheworld]

Gee Bert, I dont think I’ve really looked at a **** before!

oh yes you have. admit it.

[Bloodgoil]

Bromance!

[googlybear9500]

Ok, WTF was the real version then.... i don't wanna know.

[joeyhelmer028]

@googlybear9500

it was a paper clip

[googlybear9500]

@joeyhelmer028 oh yeah, i see that now. haha thanks :)

[SuperMikeHunt123]

He needs orbit gum to clean that dirty mouth.

[robikuli]

mad beeping..

[GreyWhiskey]

Freakin' FCC!

[sw204me]

The count one was better.

[vamper128]

bert looks like a banana

[mariah1397]

@vamper128 lmfao!

[breakingbaby]

i never realized how awesome this show was until it sounded like  Bert was jerking off

[dougobermanmusic]

How it keeps bending! LMFAO

[goonmoonsoon]

I can't believe I just allowed myself to sully my own innocent childhood memories by watching that. Funny, though!!!  :D

[Bond23d]

its perfect how the station logo covers his **** from 0:06-0:24

[iLoveBeanieKids18]

enjoy staring at your penis bert kehehe

[masterchieftan827]

HAHA

"Well Bert, have fun staring at your ****!"

xD

[Cowkiller857]

Wow he has one amazing little ****

[Yoshoogieboogie]

0:25

omg fu*kin hilarious xD 

[Freshyest]

whoever did the censoring needs to calm down. it would've been alot funnier if there weren't so many fucking beeps, couldnt even hear half the dialogue

[plymouthdodgewrecks]

@Freshyest That's the point. 

[Freshyest]

@plymouthdodgewrecks i agree theres times when a barrage of BEEPS provide humor, but here...its just overkill -__-

when it gets to the point where you cant even hear what the dude is trying to say, and thus miss the joke, you know the censoring has gotten out of control.

[plymouthdodgewrecks]

@Freshyest That is agreeable.

[diamondangel1213]

@Freshyest yea, no shit...now i gotta go to bed 'wondering' what they said....not fair!!! dam bleeps...

[SpinzTheMighty]

lol have you ever put it on your **** and watch it ******* XD

[donnalea11]

"is there any problum starring at your **** " " i guse not bert" lol

[fahran34]

1:22

[linglingmen6767]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

[fansforfans1900]

XD Rofl, Lol, Lls

[meghani2006]

hahahahahahahhah u had 3 beeps in a row!!!! i wonder wat he said....hahahahaha

[Addicted2Sunkist]

BAHAHAHA!! This is pretty awesome. Just sayin :)

[putanginanshit]

LOL!!!

[sapphirerocky]

This would have been really funny if it had a few less beeps.

[GnRandAVGN]

Have you noticed how it keeps on bending? oh look at that!

The fun never stops, oh my xD

[MrDJcool1998]

sounds lik a dick he said its smsll hahahahahahaha!!!!! XD

[MrDJcool1998]

small

[HLGInfinityFilms]

ruined it by too many censors

[Candyowns]

He bleeped too much of it.

[notepadsaves]

@Candyowns yeah i didnt really hear alot of it

[Jackomightyb0y]

He has a mono brow

[Hitman543210]

Pretty funny. But he censors it when he doesnt need to.

[mexgenxp]

Enjoy staring at you ****,bert (*HIsses*)

[bigbrown4114493]

this might be better than the count!

[mrcow94]

did he say watch it f**k all night at :57 O_o

[Tobyreinel18]

So what did they really looked at?

[astroballs7]

@Tobyreinel18 a paperclip

[Websteez]

Have you every looked at your ***** shine under the light???

[AlaskaGirlzXD]

cough cough...wat does it look like dude ?

[LKO2002]

what is a *****?

[Supershicfan360]

@LKO2002 something that i can put in u if ur a girl ;}

[FaIIOutBoy]

@LKO2002 penis prolly

[ZENZ0RE]

30 people have no sense on humor. This is genious. "Have you ever looked at how it bends?" Gay.

[Supershicfan360]

lol



[chickinglicking]

lol

[JosieThePony]

WERE U STARIN AT U D*** BERT???!!

[Tryzon]

"Have you ever put it on your BEEEEEEEEEEEP and watched it BEEEEEEEEEEEP?"

[iwantyouonmenow]

Wow  well now you can see why they got cancelled..

looking at a dick and then singing about it XD

[davidlee110]

he been looking as his penis the whole time?

[waldoman7]

LMAO off at the idea of sarcastic bastard ernie "have fun staring at your #$%# bert."

[The2moons15]

c=8

[HOLYSHEET268]

its funny cuz my sister still thinks theyre roomates and shes 12

[TrinitIRaccoon]

Only the beginning was funny : P too many censor points :/

[SoulStatement]

yup definitely a gay couple

[mrbenisfat]

hehehe funny!!

[shadowthepikmen]

yes bert yes I have

[drbotanus]

It might be a bit funnier if he wasn't clearly holding and waving around a very large paper clip.

[ralfcaetano]

llooool

[sevans561]

That unibrow is sexy. So is this video.

[savedbymcr15]

"Were you staring at your **** again, Bert?" "Yeah, yeah, sure was." "You know, Bert, you do that all the time!" BAHAHAHA.

[CoinZaphod187]

FUCKING HOMOS

[Hazzard2theworld911]

There are only 23 members of the Tea Party. and every one of them didn't like this video.

[Tesuchpwnsu]

can't stop..........laughing........­.....omg

[CCthebat]

Oh my god, this video is darn hilarious! :)

[cortezj2010]

omg Bert is staring at his small dick

[Apreciateifyoudidnt]

Hilarious! I like that it ties in more then just word censorship like my personal fave spongebob censored

[KaristaSwiss]

is it really a bad word.

what word was it ??

[iluvringostarr]

@KaristaSwiss penis

[KTkaleidoscope7]

@KaristaSwiss the word is dick. but they had it in the real show as paperclip.

[SymphonicMaiden]

@KaristaSwiss - It's not REALLY bad words, as you can tell by the puppets' mouths. They just bleep things out to make it sound bad. It's funny.

[smrtsk8er]

@KaristaSwiss If you dont know the word that they are saying then your either to young to understand or you dont get out much

[Valbuenium]

BAHAHHA

[Animebeaan]

I laughed so hard I cried xD

[The2moons15]

0:08-0:30 is the best part

[skullythebloger]

ernie really loves berts **** do''nt he?

[Tremorfoot]

"have you every stared at a **** when it SHINES under the light!"

[musicfanxd]

epic XD

[Artys10]

hehehe he's gaayyy

[hockeydudeguy789]

OH Ernie you just dont understand

[g3a9j7]

1:23 LOL!!! best part!

[egroegegroegegroeg]

Almost as good as the count

[MrBuford2]

fuqin lol

[linkkicksu]

lulwut epic win

[piccologuy14]

this was just begging to happen

[trevonks]

LOL that made me horny and gave me a boner

[suicune02]

really rofl ahaha XD

[leesway]

Ahhh it gave us entertainment as children and now as older people.

[karrenwashurn]

GAY! Have you ever seen a stupid video? Yes cuz I saw this!

[atfatw]

ernie can read? well, will wonders ever cease?