Hitler rants about Autodesk Maya

[agustinbs]

I don't care if Hitler was responsible for the holocaust, i am with him this time, Maya is a freaking archaeological and expensive piece of shit.

I am not upgrading it anymore, Blender 2.5x replaced it very well for me.

[Xboxshqip]

holocaust is a Autodesk Maya effect lololol 

[3Deity]

Maya doesn't do anything Blender can't. Maya is an overpriced dinosaur!

[HarryCaray3000]

@3Deity yeah but what takes minutes in maya it takes day in blender. blender is just not good. at all. thats why you never here about any game studios or any other production studios using it. It sucks. simply put.

[3Deity]

@HarryCaray3000 Nothing in Maya is fast - Captain Scarlet, 6 months development, £5m spent, not a single frame rendered - thats when they got LightWave in and within a week they had renders. One of many stories.

I'd agree with you on Blender until 2.6 came out, check it out, its a different animal!

[guest4fish]

This is really really funny!!!! ...but let's get real, maya is the s**t and it rules!

Thumbs up if you use another 3d software and find urself saying "I could do this a lot better in maya."

[3Deity]

@guest4fish You are f*cking joking right?

[Jodopsi]

Thank you for this!

[foxydang]

building the mesh is the most tedious thing until zbrush came along

[HydrostaticsZ]

right on brother, right on.....

[mexasify]

ahahahahahahahaha 

[eelexa]

I cannot agree more with him right now

[KeistasZmogelis]

Try blender then, sir hitler ^_^

[aaronh678]

I get like this when my Maya crashes :D.

[6580006247]

fucking programmers! fucking scum!

[MagnusDune]

lol nice! maya compared to softimage is a god-send imho, hope he never has to use that!

[bluecocker]

full sail student eh?



[Arajack]

LOL

[AHMbros4life]

It's more funny now since they are teaching me to use Maya

[schuriken]

you can't read the damn titles with all the adz

[m1k3ystar]

that made me laugh so hard, quality :D

[CaliDollxo]

Story of my freaking life!

[ultimaterami94]

AUTO-FUCKING-DESK !!!

BAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!! xD

thats exactly what i call it ! xD

[ninjaspion]

Sooooooo true!

But I disagree with the stick with Zbrush.

Zbrush crashes over 9000 times more than maya!

You are happy, with your billion polys and then... BOOM!

You see the desktop and all your work is gone, GONE!

[IMPER1ALDRAGON]

I've considered making my own movie exactly like FF7 the movie. Anyone know what software and tools are the best to use?

[amzans]

@IMPER1ALDRAGON Hmm well there's a lot of software involved in a production. But more important than the software, the artists are the true creators of the final product. These artists specialize in the various different areas of animation such as modeling, rigging, texturing, lighting, animating, compositing, even story and directing have their very deep specialization. If you want to do something "exactly like FF7 the movie" it is most likely you will need a VERY skilled team of artists.

[amzans]

@amzans Do not think that "drag and drop" software apps are the way to go to produce movies and games with high quality. The path to becoming a true artist is the long and tough path, not the easy one (this applies to whatever specialization of the entertainment industry you name).

Now, on your original question :) Some applications you could use as tools could be but not limited to: Maya, 3ds Max, Softimage, Zbrush, Foundry Nuke, Mudbox, After Effects, Final Cut, Photoshop, Renderman, etc

[IMPER1ALDRAGON]

@amzans If I did pull it off and post the video on you tube would you watch it?

[amzans]

@IMPER1ALDRAGON Of couse I would, in fact I would be impressed and congratulate for all the hard work.

[henshin75]

bwahahahaha, can't stop laughing, this video is a heart n soul of every 3D animators :D

[Zareste]

Good thing Blender is catching up, gradually. I'm certain that free software will dominate everything in the future if we keep it up. Proprietary crap relies on too few programmers with too little incentive

[teeswaga]

GAWD! This is sooooo friggin true! Lol. To think, I thought I was the only one who went crazy over Maya doing this to me... Especially in Maya 2011!! Gawd that version sucks! Lol.

[aserosiris]

lol this is so darn accurate

[WWY2K]

There are hotfixes you know, adolf.

[lukassstyyy]

NICE, I´m glad to see I´m not the only one who goes bananas with Maya.

[MutatedHelix]

Agreed! ;,D Bwahahaha! This is all so true, don't get how a company that spends millions on software can allow software to be so clunky and error prone. ( I use Maya every day as an animation student, pfff - it has given a fair share of hell. )

[reachtt]

Funny, and I understand your pain too!!!! :'(

[hydzior]

Autodesk is destroying the best 3d package :] . Allias !! WHY !!!!??

[paolaEPR]

I think he's sitting in the corner of the computer lab now! Batching like a madman!

[raincrow88]

OH my god this is awesome! I can't stop cracking up right now.

[sharifsta]

lol 50 thumbs up wish i could have seen the animation :}

[ResidentAk]

lol hahah xD

[dosakim07]

HAHAHA my sentiments exactly. AUTO FUCKING DESK kills me.

[battlestarvfx]

Should have bought lightwave!

[aaron1a12]

I love Maya but it can get so bloody annoying!

This is sooooo funny! : )

[kokoilie]

lol weak technology... laptop with 256MB RAM?

my computer isn't old but with 512MB it runs maya 2008 that's all i need

[cotton770]

this is hilarious! i love it. i so feel you with maya. especially the quote at 2:26 and 2:28! i spent hours on it one day and it crashed like 5 times.

[syntaxed2]

"AUTO-FUCKING-DESK" haahahaha

[KoopaKonartist]

This is hilarious. Everything is so true.

I hope to get Zbrush, somehow. I'd like to use it with Maya.

[ahkin2]

@KoopaKonartist

you can sue both to gather :O

[nimit8388]

i remember those times when we used to do facebook,watch southpark instead of doing our MAYA assignments...this is so relevant ...outstanding work..BTW do remember to press CTRL+S..;)

[kshep92]

"Auto-fucking-desk!", "I suck... at Maya", "The manuals are too hard to decipher" - almost every line of this video is classic! Please, please do some more :D

[ahkin2]

@kshep92

I agree :D

[Dollfacefromthe56ace]

OMG. that is hilarious, exactly all the things an animator thinks!! hahaa

[H808ACB]

Outstanding, sums it up it well!

[bensharkey]

This is a good example of an inside joke. anyone outside of 3d would not be amused. lol!

[COHneger]

Isn't realy translated right xD Still an amazing video :p hehe

[MeatballAnime]

hahha. great.

[pizzaforeveryone]

lovely.

[Merc1650]

This video is made of so much win

[thingthree]

AUTO-FUCKING DESK

[aaron1a12]

This sooooo funny!

First parody I see of Maya!

[kravorzlair]

god why did you remind that to me ? I lost two months of hard working on modelling only because the fucking piece of shit .max file corrupted a few months ago.... the horror

[bluebarker]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD that is freakin' hilarious, god i know exactly what he means LMAO

[Setsu102]

This is pure gold.

[kinnikuchu]

Good one. By the way I used 3D MAX and sometimes it crash too xD.

5/5

[Fighterofhell]

haha this is the best clip I ever see!!