Fun With Creationist Arguments for God Part II

[matthelion]

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[masterbuby731]

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silly creationists haha

[SuperHighFish]

C'mon everybody can see that the creator created the hammer so humans can open the coconuts! You just don't have enough faith + you will go to hell for that comic strip. Jesus told me so.

[MarkRosengarten]

Fruit-bearing plants often rely on animals to eat the fruits and scatter the seeds in their poo. Ready-made fertilizer, too! In order for this to work, the fruit must be appealing to the animal. There must be a good taste and a visual appeal, or a smell. It wouldn't do to scatter the seeds before they were mature, so a ripened fruit by necessity would have to be enticing and one not ready yet unenticing. This, if anything, strengthens the evidence for evolution.

[marianbordadora]

Do you think Ray Comfort has ever realized the irony of trying to disprove evolution by showing the 'perfect correlation' between human anatomy and a fruit that we all typically associate with monkeys?

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@marianbordadora

Not to mention sexual depravity!

[way2tehdawn]

Wow when non-beleivers ask me why I beleive in God, I used to tell em' 'it's a matter of faith' but this is just ridiculous lol.

[igotbored44]

When he started explaining the bannana in the begining of the videdo, i slammed my head against my keyboard and broke my number six key...

[mlpt1000]

that banana they are using is a domesticated version of the wild one which is very different in appearance that banana is man made artificially selected for agriculture.

[newpariah]

actually i think primates evolved so that our hands would fit around a banana

[mgp13]

"when you pull the tab you'll notice the contents don't squirt in your face' ROFL

[jerico641]

Actually, homophobic people haave nightmares about bananas...

[accidentification]

its funny that most people open banannas the way he shows eaven thouw its opening then upside down:P

[Kenazzle]

I'm an atheist and I have nightmares about bananas.

[Dylan20121]

be funny if the banana burst on his face when he peeled it xD

[bernlin2000]

Next topic: the pineapple! Oh wait...

[pattystomper]

Bananas are tropical. What about people who live in temperate or arctic zones? Why aren't their hands shaped like fish hooks?

There's a lot more talk about fishing in the Bible than there is about eating bananas.

[Korkzor]

"it also fits in your ass" - to qoute Matt Dillahunty :)..

[bernlin2000]

@Korkzor Oh...it's times like this I wish I could give 1 MILLION thumbs up

[perfecto25]

"contents dont squirt in your face, pointed at the top for ease of entry, sits gracefully in the human hand..just the ripe shape for the human mouth, curved toward the face to make the whole process so much easier."

Ray, Ray, Ray ....are you trying to tell us something?

[MrIncomeProperty]

only a liberal athiest thinks that a fictious cartoon of a squirrel and unbreakable coconut relates to real life.. health care for all, entitlements for all. gimme gimme gimme... get a job Scott!!! That masters degree is cartoon cynicism wont take you very far!!!

[HungryNomadicLion]

@MrIncomeProperty Ha! You again. If you cannot even understand the reason I put the cartoon on there, then you are completely lost. "relates to real life?" What are you talking about?

PS, your continuous interest in my personal life is creepy. Maybe you should get out more???

[mkrulic517439]

@MrIncomeProperty "health care for all, entitlements for all. gimme gimme gimme"

if you believe in a diety then you must believe in a system that is sufficient for all needs of all people. your very words testify to the fact you do not believe there is enough. before commenting on the beliefs of others maybe you ought to get yours in check.

check yourself before you wreck yourself

[MrIncomeProperty]

@mkrulic517439 you aer an idiot

[mkrulic517439]

@MrIncomeProperty argumentum ad hominem. you'll need to google it I assure you.

[420blazejuggalo]

Comfort even tried to claim that this was actually a comedy skit at one point. lol

[djkhaless]

what these isiots don't realize, is that they're opening the banana upside. Humans are the only primates in the world who open the banana from the stem

[FlashMeterRed]

i love creationist arguments like this. but theres so many obvious jokes to point out, you just don't know where to go first.

[Noah2112]

Holy shit the coconut: the creationist nightmare.

[SciBishop]

and also phallus-icious as well heh heh

[dekanbackward]

it fits perfectly in a monkey's hand too. proof of evolution. oh, and you're supposed to open bananas from the other end.

[backthisway]

I could use this argument to argue that my cock fits perfectly in my neighbours wifes mouth .. but it won't get me anywhere !

[blewvelvet]

WOW! That explains why a cucumber fits so perfectly into my vagina!!!

[DonFuggedaboudit]

Oh my god ! All this time while watching the video I thought the guy was joking and trying to take a piss out of creationists, but turns out he was being serious. LOL

[cachimadrid]

Dumb and Dumber.

[HoneyNVinegar]

OMG, I'd come up with this idea as a parody myself! LOL! Coconuts, the Christian's nightmare... proof god DOESN'T exist.

[richter85]

you can replace the word banana with penis and its lol

[TimeDivider]

So I guess penises were made for holding as well!

[VEKAA]

it fits in your ass to so what

[666satanification666]

Surely if the banana being convenient for humans is proof that God designed it specifcally for humans, then the fact that black people were good at picking cotton God specifically designed them for being enslaved by white people? Not the best analagy, but you get the point. Ray's logic can be applied to a multitude of things that go against what we know is morally right, or indeed Christians' so called "logic".

[manarinb]

we looked at the banana, now lets look at the orange. it's skin is hard to peel off without destroying the insides. now you will see the it almost impossible to stick the entire orange in your mouth without splitting it into sections. thanks god for making those so convenient

[MichaelnChristine]

Yes but in the Bumm so much fun....errr....I mean...

[eurabio]

Ray Comfort made it possible that a coconut can disprove gods existance. Brilliant

[SeppukuDoll]

Oh, my Science... Ray Comfort just makes me facepalm forever.

[goonodeath]

LOL at Comfort not even doing enough research to realize humans made the banana before trying to debunk evolution. Just shows how these guys don't even research their own claims.

[Jdog4Jesus]

Humans didn't make the banana, they modified them. This video regarding the modified banana as evidence of God's design is a poor argument to be sure, but don't let that keep you from looking for strong arguments and evidences of the truth that everything was created by God. If all you do is present weak creationist arguments as proof that the Bible is wrong, you're not only judging creationism unscientifically, but you are making the same mistake the people in this video made.

[goonodeath]

@Jdog4Jesus There are no strong arguments, or any valid arguments for that matter, that a "god" created the earth. In fact...no one has ever provided any evidence of the supernatural existing in general so according to current natural understanding yahweh can not exist (not saying he couldn't exist outside of the laws of physics...but since there is no evidence that claim is bogus as well).

[Jdog4Jesus]

That's what try to do with creationism sometimes, to act as if it could be false, to see if I could find support for that. So far, I haven't found anything but I'm still trying.

[goonodeath]

@Jdog4Jesus You have been searching for a reason to not believe in creationism and haven't found one? I have a feeling you aren't trying at all then.

Look. For anything to be believed we have to have evidence to believe it right? There is no evidence for creationism. None. That alone is reason enough to shrug off creationism as another made up response to science.

Now. When you couple that with the fact that evolution is an observed fact and the theory of evolution is proven basically...

[Jdog4Jesus]

True, you can't know for sure if I am really trying, but using that as a reason to discount me is not science. What if I really am trying? Wouldn't you want to know, if perhaps there might be a reason to believe that you haven't found yet? Most of the world believes in things without having scientific support. I can tell you what is considered evidence for creationism, but unless your open minded about it, you might refute me because you don't want to believe it, it's a negative form of faith.

[goonodeath]

@Jdog4Jesus I can know for sure you aren't trying. Or you are doing it wrong or something.

Evolution is a fact. Creationism is a myth to try and support something that isn't real (god, hell, xtianity, ect.).

You can believe in myths all you want but when it comes down to it don't try to debate people on your myths being right because they aren't. They lack even the most basic level of evidence and are inconsistent with the principles of logic. You can choose to believe w/e you want though.

[Jdog4Jesus]

You might be right, but telling me creationism is a myth is not proof that it is. Logic can be represented in more ways than just the logic of science and mathematics, there is logic from an emotional, spiriitual, moral, cultural, sociological and psychological perspective as well, to name a few. Hypothetically, if God is real, and what the Bible says He has done is truthful, we would have to be arrogant to think that it's only really true if we can explain it in according to our understanding.

[badpanda84]

He apolised for this analogy

Well sort of....

He said he didnt make himself more clear

BUT then go on to claim it was God who made cat just the right size to fit on someones lap or Dog the right size to fit into cars.

He also claim it was God who gave us the knowledge of natural selction to breed the banaana we have today

[manarinb]

@badpanda84 lol

[RAMSEY1987]

i thought that this was a comedy sketch

[UltimoLatino]

Lmao.... i would have handed him a watermelon and said okay.........figure that out asshole!

[CaptEm1]

Religious people are so damn stupid it's scary. Nice vid.

[amorphousguy]

Ray Comfort proves again, and again, that doesn't get the point of reality.