You're Doing It All Wrong - How to Eat Crab

[Mw3SnipzKing111]

crab butter is that p00p?

[GmaGoldie]

I have been trying to fall in love with what I call "first class foods" - real food that is not processed. This is a great video - you don't waste anytime and you have stuffed allot of great information in this video - how to shop for, what tools you need, how to remove the shell, break apart, etc.. not to mention where the best meat is located. Excellent! Voted up!

[BodieWavejammer365]

Wrong is just a fucking opinion and we all have one. If you keep those earrings in YOU'RE doing it all wrong.

[sharpkeet]

Doritos consommé would open the shell with no questions

[ScooterBetaBeta]

You're doing it wrong with the lack of Old Bay.

[Nicksandalis]

ohh man that crab butter looked like diarhea... 

[TheChucky4664]

for some reason this guy reminds me of david silver from beverly hills 90210

[TheGreekRob]

your doing it wrong not using maryland blue crab, thats the shit right there

[fatansassy911]

This kills the crab.

[LoganHendersonRoques]

tff there aint a wrong way to eat gawd Chow Video these days t-__-

[humdrumpotatoskin]

If you're sliding you're girlfriend's thong to the side and eating out her crabs, you're doing it all wrong.

[Growapair4once]

mmm butter



[ORIGINALSOSH]

hammer-wrong

mallet-right?

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

0:46

he places the shell in there -_-

[Salahuddin2009a]

I never eat crap!

[BlueNoiseZZ]

How to eat crabs: Get some money, go to a seafood resturant, pay the clerk, sit and wait for 10-15 minutes. And there you have it, your crabs is ready, and look at this you didnt have to dirty your hands to make it 8D. Seriously, i think we all know what kinda crabs this guy has >u>

[JoycexSuJu]

i thought the crab butter was crab diahreaha T.T

[spontaneousong]

@JoycexSuJu LOL. My uncle used to tell me it was crab brains when I was little. It's my favourite part to eat. Sooo good with rice, yum! :]

[spontaneousong]

@JoycexSuJu Along with the roe. Crab butter and roe with rice om nom nom. I specifically pick out the female crabs when my grandma cooks them. It's not worth it without the roe!

[TruEviLuKki]

This kills the crab.

[38101518]

I'm watching this video only cos i'm down and i know reading these comments will cheer me up. THANKS PEOPLE HERE

[HeyLookItsAmy]

This video made me feel sick.. crabs are so scary and disgusting and ugh.

[Blarmoshlashkin]

@HeyLookItsAmy Well, crabs are part of the spider family

[internetakias1]

@HeyLookItsAmy

Why are you here, then?

[Cutewhineyboy]

It's so scary to touch the crab or shrimp with my barehand. Or even any meat, fish. =[ Especially crabs look like spiders.=[[

[Blarmoshlashkin]

@Cutewhineyboy crabs and spiders are from the same family haha



[FinnMcRiangabra]

The right way to eat crabs is to grow up in, or visit for a good long time, the DelMarVa peninsula for Chesapeake Bay Blue crabs. Then, you would not have any idea of using a hammer, and would know how to do it: Legs off, suck; Claws aside; Peel apron back, devil's fingers away (eat mustard if you like, yum); break down center; cut sides flat-wise as crab stands; enjoy awesome crab meat. Put knife on each big part of claw, whack gently, pry, and enjoy awesome crab meat... oh, and drink beer.

[nintendoandsega1990]

Thank you! I cooked some crabs before. I use it for crab cakes, savory crab pancakes (Okonomiyaki), and my signature crab recipe called Crab and Rice Porridge (with Julienned nori, green onion, and toasted nuts). Delicious!! =D

[B0UR4S]

I dont eat crab, I like my girls clean..

huhuhu

[norwegiantechnolover]

I just use a sledgehammer and smash the shit out of it and then feed it to my hamster.

[AdoreNailArt]

Lmfao, every time I ate crab, I thought the 'crab butter' was shit.

[2007FORLife]

Crab butter? You mean crab shit?

[NiCoLe90715]

Chow dude dont yu dare say to eat crab whatever i want

[jaguarac1]

just use jackhammer to open the fucking crab

[ultm8ninja]

Is crab butter.......the crab's shit?

[konijnkeutel]

OH GOD IM SO HUNGRY NOW I WANNA EAT THIS

[parwous]

Just eat chicken :P

[1gemini]

you need hella butter to eat crab and lobster

[123billbill]

THIS IS THE TRUE WAY:

BITE THE SHELL OFF

EAT THE MEAT

[TheFoodTour]

Must pull out the stomach, lotz of dirt in it.

[FiestyCat86]

All you need are your fingers and your teeth. Other than that its over kill. (A rock is permissible if that little fucker just won't give it up : )

[PlayingPanda]

all you'll need is a cracker, and a tiny oyster fork the mallet is used to defend your crab from other people stealing you food

[GUINNES11337]

@PlayingPanda hahahahaha

[poopa911]

I prefer to use the hammer and attack its weak point for massive damage

[PewPewv123]

@poopa911 You need a +3 hammer for that though

[rocketdood116]

@poopa911 Criticals are the way to go!

[sk8tafrnk]

@poopa911 lol

[KingKrimson89]

@poopa911 Crab Battle?

[TheDoctorcute]

yuck!!

[rhalizar]

pair of scissors. and your fingers. pretty easy.

[Dealjobber]

They sell Dunganese crab at the Wal-Mart in town. Seems like you get most of the meat, though I wish they'd just give you the whole crab for almost 11 bucks.

All I use is a butter knife and I get most of the meat out in in good, whole chunks.

[MrEdilaga]

crap in the crab 1:57

[imthetank3]

real men eat like 0:43

[firecracker999999]

I... don't want to eat crab anymore...

[nfsprostreetZ]

your doing it all wrong first the leg is the best part and the body second why the fuck would u use a hammer

[BestLyrics4You]

I'd been doing it wrong all these years? :(

[devolutionofthepuppy]

This guy isn't good at eating crab. He's made a mess.

[elftails]

I totally agree LittoBUbbo, but the sound of the drum is driving me nuts, pretty sad, can hardly concentrate on what he's saying.

[LittoBUbbo]

this guy is so passionate talking about crabs :)

[mabrumbach]

blue crab is better

[o56kid]

@mabrumbach HAahahahaha, how did you come up with that?

[Volley4ever05]

am i the only on that at 0:48 - 0:50 he put the crab shell piece onto the crab?!?!?!??!

[aarossell]

don't forget to bask

[10Dante4]

how gay is this guy?

looks like gay Borat

he sure can eat crab tho

[genocidal123]

l2use cracker fag.

[jensonjorge]

all you need is a knife! watch this video instead this kid is genius. /watch?v=kUW6_CTZd9U

[Ecwfighting]

y not buy it at the store already pakaged

[therubixman]

Don't even need this crap! All you need is a strong jaw and strong teeth, and fingers!

[ssinderella]

I have heard of taking a crap, but how do you kill one?? Thanks for the giggle :)

[TheScout666]

1.SWIN THROUGH THE SEA 2.KILL A CRAP 3.SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF THE FUCKER 4.SMACK YOUR TEETH INTO IT! FUCKIN HARDCORE!

[aaronz101]

@TheScout666 I didn't know fishing pieces of shit out of the ocean and ramming your face into them was 'hardcore'. You're an inspiration.

[stooge81]

"crab butter". hmmmm.

[sylux184z]

How To Eat Crab:

STEP 1:CRACK THE LITTLE BASTARD OPEN

STEP 2:GO BEAR GRYLLS ON IT AND EAT THE FUCKER RAW!

STEP 3:BASK IN VICTORY

[aloo20]

@sylux184z you missed a crucial step:

DRINK YOUR OWN PISS

XD

[sylux184z]

@aloo20 damn thats funny i forgot that step

[JadeWentz]

@sylux184z But... where is the piss?

[sylux184z]

@JadeWentz i know i forgot

[Ramsez]

@sylux184z no drinking piss?

[genki217]

@sylux184z you missed the "better drink my own pee" part

[RubyProduction]

How to eat a crab eh?Are you sure it`s not a SPY CRAB!!!Because This was in the team fortess 2 section. 

[Kamohawk22]

ohh i thought this video was about how to get crabs. well i certainly am in the wrong section.

[talonmorgan3593]

I do all of those but when im done i look over and make sure i didnt miss any meat

[xSuLFaTEx]

@WoxBAZZAxoW You mean step 2... I'm not gonna re-buy every bite I take. Fail XD

[Vordoc00]

And, were just gonna go ahead aannnnddd... rip it in half. /smile

[FlipSnipeZ]

wheres the bread?

[PointlessVidsInc]

chow,expert village, and howcast needs to get off youtube

[BASTEH99]

i really cbf doing this so i just get pre shelled crb meat from my butcher, tastes just as good in my opinion

[darrylhaynes]

this bitch once gave me the crabs...about that size to...lol

[ReviewingTheApps]

what sauce was that?

[mrkrabz1991]

@ReviewingTheApps Its just melted butter, so delicious with crab. mmmmmmmm

[kalhuaNG]

0:01 That is all.

[wingsofhope2]

ninjajoe is right! where did the mallet go?! D:<

[cadelvaller]

did he beat the crap ot of 2 crabs just to say how to eat it one why dont he just went straight to the point

[menyu]

all I need is my hands

[ExtrodinaryK]

I FUCKING LOVE CRABS! <3 I usually just use this tool call hands though..

[crookshanksgoesrawr]

What a waste of crab that he demolished

[Hardcore4evar]

He says you can't use a hammer but a mallet or something.

Then 1minute later he says you just need 2 pieces of equipment, an cracker and an oyster fork.

SO WHERE THE FUCK YOU USE THE MALLET FOR?

[crookshanksgoesrawr]

@Hardcore4evar I was thinking the same thing. They really need to read over their scripts

[simon2381]

If you're a crab eating Mexican and that you do crab porn , you're doing it all wrong .

[TheConzArtist]

what is he dipping it into?

[Lizzyroxable]

@TheConzArtist Butter my friend, butter.

[TheConzArtist]

@Lizzyroxable why is it so liquidy?

[Lizzyroxable]

@TheConzArtist  They melted it first.. Then put it in the cute little bowl thingy.

[gamemeister27]

I'm so glad my Aunt showed me about the body meat years ago when I was introduced to crab. We may live in Minnesota, but we still love our shellfish!

[tahyr]

Don't use a fork but a crab fork ! LOL

[FreeWatcher222]

Do crabs look like a crawly thing you would not wan to eat to anyone else?

[gamemeister27]

@FreeWatcher222 Jewish or something?

[mins2midnitelp18]

"Your doing it all wrong" That's what she said...

[yodiggiddy]

YUM. Thanks for the tip. I've been doing it all wrong. But shouldn't pre-boiled crab be cleaned (removal of organs and "butter") prior to recooking/steaming?

[mi777ke777]

Nice name for crab crap......."butter"....lol

[mi777ke777]

Nice name for crab shit......."butter"....lol

[accelorator]

if ur having a wank and u get it in your eye

YOUR DOING IT WRONG

[MrSeuchexD]

pls make a video :

how to eat crap :)

[zenabir21]

why oyster fork? no crab fork?:(

[CaptainNensho]

how to eat out your moms stinky pussy!

[kingmanted]

the crab butter better taste pretty damn good,because that doesn't look so good lol

[leBrondunk23]

lobster is the best more meat easy to eat and not disgusting tail

[garycalgary]

i love crab better than lobster mmmm child

but it's expensive

[XAlphaZEROX]

I love crab butter.

[coold8d]

Crab is delicious, but not crap. dont eat crap..

[Reqrezentin]

SO FUCKED UP when he pulled it apart, ewww, but I gotta do that shit some time.

[r3gie831]

wow now i know thanks man..i used to take a fork and plunge it right through the shell in order to open it up

[locketom]

jeeze, i just tear the crab in half with my hands, clean out the gills and stuff, then cook it

[horsesrox2]

"its gotta little texture thing to it, but its delicious. :)" haha wowzer

[slacker482]

A cracker? I just use my hands to break it....

[SmokeTreeAllDay]

@slacker482 gl

[bacala777]

MR. KRABS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ninjajoe0513]

"all you'll need is a mallet, and a tiny oyster fork"

30 seconds later...

"all you'll need is a cracker, and a tiny oyster fork"

WHERE THE HELL DID MALLET GO?

[VoidOnTuesday]

@ninjajoe0513 he was about to say "and a cracker" but they cut that part out. If you look in the bowl he has all three, it was an editing error. Shame on you chow!

[derekbegins]

@ninjajoe0513 u do notice that after he says mallet. there's this wrong thing that pop out right?

[Hadra568]

I've never had that type of crab, but I love snow and king legs.



[koreanshows]

amidoinitrite?

[AnthonyPhoeng123]

im to lazy

step 1:get in car

step 2:buy big mac

step 3:eat lobster tail :D

(give a big mac to the homeless)

[ugguyan3131]

i like crabs when my mom buys 10 of them i eat 5 in one meal lol

[xXPhEoNiXFlAmEsxX]

The Crab butter is the fat of the crap. Do your research before quickly assuming stuff. -.-

[simon2381]

@xXPhEoNiXFlAmEsxX Fat of the ... crap ?

[xXPhEoNiXFlAmEsxX]

@simon2381

LMAO

Typo. Sorry. I meant to say crab. XDD

[simon2381]

@xXPhEoNiXFlAmEsxX I hope so O_o

[xXPhEoNiXFlAmEsxX]

@simon2381 Haha, I swear! I didn't mean to type crap. XD

Lmfao, my post is probably scaring people rather then trying to proving a point.

[simon2381]

@xXPhEoNiXFlAmEsxX Id be scared if my crap has fat . But anyway , in the video , it always sound like ''crap'' .

''Ill show you the right way to eat crap''

[xXPhEoNiXFlAmEsxX]

@simon2381 Lmfao. That's some good crap then. XD

[ConMusician]

poor crabs

[vovo970]

too much effort. not worth it.

[kingmanted]

@vovo970 back in ye olden days ye had to kill ye food

[ApotheosisNemesis]

Crap smells like poo

[PainsTears]

1:36 Oh dude...thats sure getting me hungry for vegetable. >.>

[Kamohawk22]

the only crab i eat is self planted, farmed and harvested between my legs

[neshvadshahin]

so id like to risk eating crab butter and i agree with dukieshaggz u r a pussy if u dont eat crab butter

[TheTashaM]

very clear and easy to follow

[therubixman]

Only noobs use crackers. In my family we crack the shell using our teeth!

[henrysinaga]

He's kinds cute... ;)

[GoatZilla]

I like the part where he uses a part of the crab itself to get the meat out. I'm gonna try that next time.

[lmaokevinxD]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I lol'd the first 3 seconds of the vid. When he raised the hammer XDD

[DGGrekoff]

Let me add this - there are 5 kinds of meat in a Dungeness, the body meat, the 3 back legs, the front legs, the butter and the "cream" - or so I call it. The cream is fat that is in the carapace - the top shell. You have to pull out all the center stuff and the membrane that separates it from the shell. The cream is usually packed in the corners and can be scooped out. Mixes well with butter or spread on crackers. Front legs taste different from back ones. Rarely there will be soft shell inside

[PoliticalGangster]

is butter the organs of the crab?

[zagatbuzz]

@PoliticalGangster It's the fat inside the back of the shell.

[PoliticalGangster]

@zagatbuzz oh o k man thanks.

[twisted2cj]

very informative thanks!!

[zergapollo]

1:40 I jumped...Idk why but it was just weird lol

[yoshinosakura]

my mouth is watering i want to have some crabs now!!!

[Vnix]

"Crap Cracker"

why does that sound racist?

[VaiographyCA]

aww u know what? i just eat the crab with it's shell usually...

[Vietney]

lol who the hell uses hammers to open their crab?

looks good though, I want some crab now.

seafood <3

[jardidge]

I got crabs..... well not the kind you eat on purpose ;)

[gyptax]

uuugh that looks disgusting

especially the 'crab butter' :P

[jv644]

well thats the slow way to do it i usually get a lancer

[onthecuttingedge2005]

I use very sharp heavy duty scissors to cut up the soft spot on the legs, the white area of the legs cuts real easy and I always get all the crab meat intact.

[bushputz]

If you don't have heavy duty scissors, (like when you're in a restaurant) you can also use the tines of a dinner fork. Just turn the fork sideways, insert the lowest tine between the shell and the meat of the leg, and lever the fork up and down like a (very) old fashioned can opener.

[dukieshaggz]

If you don't eat the crab butter you're a pussy; plain and simple.

[snake172]

@dukieshaggz crab butter....keep telling that to yourself while you're eating it.

its crab poop mate.

[VoidOnTuesday]

@dukieshaggz Caution and cowardice are often confused, but those who understand the difference tend to live longer.