Moses, Magic & the Red Sea

[RLVDB]

The Magickal works and writings of Moses can be found in the6-7th Lost Books of Moses - and the 8-10th lost books of Moses, which contain the Sacred Names of God, the Angelic sigils and angelnames for his workings.

Its some of the most powerful systems around.

[thisis3d]

just watching this makes me thirsty for some earl grey

[HappyApostate]

Ha ha! You're going to give Izzard a run for his money. Carry on!

[poopnoodle3000]

I once knew a guy who built his own version of Moses' magic rod. It was a metal pipe about 6 feet long, wrapped with copper tubing, and filled with quartz rock, and some other shit. What a nutbag!

[kalsolarUK]

lol, maybe he wanted to practice parting his bath water or something equally nuts.

[yashatono]

pick a card.

should have done that one. ive seen some really good card tricks, but ive never really seen an amazing frog trick.

[J43fan]

ok well you obviously dont know history. the egytians were facing death either way. you run you die you keep going and chase you die (plus the fact pharaoh was right there.)

[kalsolarUK]

amazing how even the most inconsequential person in the bible has a name - but the most important man in egypt, who has a big role and is mentioned dozens and dozens of times throughout the book is known only as "pharoah". They knew the egyptians kept good records and thus naming the pharoah would enable the story to be proven fictitious in time to come.

[J43fan]

well there are things not revealed in the bible but study history. we pretty much have it nailed down to who it was. not positive but pretty sure. if i had my notes with me i could tell you but ill try to get to that later.

[mortemdei]

It is prooven that Israelis where never in Egyp, ther is not a single word in the semitic languages coming from egiptian languages, nor a word of semitic languages in egiptian ones.

[J43fan]

prove it.

[mortemdei]

I think I just did, but I can't teach you egipcian nor semitic languages with text coments, that's something you have to do by your own.

[J43fan]

no you just said it had been proven. see i know thats silly cause they find many israelite artifacts over there and stuff like that but i want to see proof otherwise.

[mortemdei]

tell me who can I proove that to you with youtube text coments? If you're really intereste and open to see that the bilbe is a silly book, I can give you some bibliografy of that topic. Other thing you could do is the to do the linguistic analysis by yourself, you just need a corpus of both languages and a lot of time.

[J43fan]

how about you just present scientific facts that disprove the Bible that arent explainable. that seems like the easiest way to me.

[mortemdei]

ehhh, age of the earth... evolution... whater over the atmosphere... talking snakes... vegetarian lions... you tell. But, to what my science fiel concerns (philology), the most relevant are this: Adan gave name to everithing without language? how the fuck, I mean, how could he remember what he had name; who did he talked to Eva? How is that languages did not apear before Babel, that must have happen; semitic languages are whay to diferent from egiptians. I can't teach you linguistics, read!!!

[J43fan]

you got it all messed up. untill Babel there was only one language and babel screwed everything up. and dont laugh at the first part of your comment cause i have to take that by faith (though some proof is found for some of thoese things) evolution teaches we came from a rock. that takes way more faith than i have. and if the israelites were never in egypt why do they find thousands of israelite artifacts over there?

[agnilaDkraM]

evolution does not saywhere we come from but how life changes when it's already there. you are refering to abiogenisis witch is kind of complicated, and by the way you believe that man was made out of clay.

[axiomgate]

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[Paxmax]

Hahaha!! nicely told!

Aw, gee.. egyptians can build pyramids but can't weed out an obvious trap.. LOL!

[Eldxale]

It would have been nice if you mentioned the hardening of Pharaoh's heart. And I think it would depend on how good the card trick was. "Is this your card? No? How about this one? This one? Come on, this one has got to be it, it's the last card. Oh, I forgot to tell you to give the card back? Damn, let me try this again."

[snagillim]

what about the part where moses' snake eats their snakes!

[kalsolarUK]

lol, damn I knew I'd miss something out.

[ashboxtoo]

I think there are 2 parties guilty of passing on the incredible water trick. The Egyptians, and the Isralites. Later, they seem to not be phased by any of that, its not long till they are out with the golden calves believing in something else.

Thats more sceptical than I am, If I was there, id think.. wait up, this claf is bullshit! Im sticking with what I've seen you guys are crazy - Moses is going to be pissed.

[ltzippy2]

Pharaoh, you'll like this...but not a lot!

[niceonetom]

by the power of grey skull!!!!

[kalsolarUK]

lol, well its more powerful than abracadabra - worked OK for He-Man anyway!

[trendy09]

"...ok so far literal truth...." Ha! very entertaining.

[kalsolarUK]

I can get my head around genetic manipulation but creatures made by use of a "magic rod" sounds too much like lord of the rings or harry potter.

[2012TNWO]

The Media... Who controls a vast portion of it ?

May be they want to show it on the big screen so you understand or accept it once it becomes a real.

[2012TNWO]

I am not to inverus in this story, but I do know of the Rods of power. The Anunnaki intrusted Rods to some of the higher ranking officials, Mangetically charged and able to do all manner of things. Creating creatures from nothing was one of these such tricks using DNA and Replication. None of these Rods held power past 300 years apart from the one kept within the Arch entrusted to the Templar Knights, rumoured to be in Scotland.

[florinmiu]

Yes, I've heard that too. It seems those rods are extermities of some noodly appendages of the Flying Spagetti Monster. They were cut off when FSM fought Xenu, the intergalactic overlord. Those noodly appendages were managing gravity on a few solar systems. Upon cutting a few supernovas emerged. Science can tell us more about that.

[kalsolarUK]

lol, damn that flying spaghetti monster seems to get a lot of press on here...you'll have me believing he exists if this keeps up!!!

"Noodly appendages" lmao